What was he up to with those pencils? this was posted all over the inner city Milwaukee school, in the classrooms, in the hall, and in the offices!

cydril · 9 months

I remember a kid in my middle school had a bad habit of holding sharpened pencils in other kids seats as they went to sit down. He had a similar ban after he sent a kid to the hospital.

rasputen · 9 months

fixed

Shnozt · 9 months

there was a kid who looked similar to this in my class in middle school. really doubt it's the same kid because i'm in college now but he would always ask for pencils everyday until he had a massive collection that he never used and it pissed everyone off.

Generic_NPC_Guy · 9 months

I bet this was the fucker that stole all the pencils from my shop. Why would anyone do that? I'm still trying to recover. It's been tough.

rtilde · 9 months

Magic tricks!

Chrisos · 9 months

Obviously the kid is allergic to graphite, this is a reminder for his teachers that he needs special pencils made from nobelium (chemical symbol "no"), or he is likely to suffer anaphylactic shock and die!

eaturliver · 9 months

What was he doing with those pencils? He used to be a white guy...

frankhorriganlovesto · 9 months

Darrel Smith has been seen inside city walls breaking every pencil he comes across.

SlyAsAFox · 9 months

I think the better question is, "What was he up to with those pencils that he couldn't have done with pens?"

d_r_carter · 9 months

He fucking loves coloring!!!

Blaineus · 9 months

I dont know but he must have a /point/

Wolfosaurus · 9 months

How about a magic trick?

[deleted] · 9 months

I'd like to imagine that he smiles exactly like that every time he gets a pencil.

Gecko99 · 9 months

He was probably breaking them. I've worked as a teacher before and often, if I loan a student a pencil, they simply break it before class is over, and leave the pieces on the floor.

Greyhaven7 · 9 months

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BlankJebus · 9 months

shitty clip, but this could have happened.

sprprepman · 9 months

I beleive he prefers pens.

SniperFists · 9 months

The first time I was in a psychiatric hospital, one of my roommates found a little golf pencil and stabbed herself in the arm and stomach with it.

Not that I think that's what this kid is doing, but it seemed somehow relevant.

whatupnig · 9 months

He never brought his own, and the teachers finally did something about it

Angry_At_The_Sun · 9 months

He kept trying to sign official documents in pencil! It's not legally binding unless it's signed in blue or black pen, kid. USE A PEN. Also, if you could stop stabbing people in the taint that would be great.

SarahVirginia · 9 months

I knew a boy who stabbed other classmates with pencils...in the back...they had led marks to prove it

JesteroftheApocalps · 9 months

That's just how we keep the black man down . . .

StarFrog · 9 months

This fucking thread has me cracking up at work. I can't even help patrons right now.

Mikulak25 · 9 months

It's the look of innocence that wouldn't even make me think twice if he said, "Hey mister, can I have a pencil?"

milk2stronk · 9 months

Can you lend a nigga a pencil?

TranceF0rm · 9 months

This is why

Tenure · 9 months

Dear god.

The pencil rain.

shudder

Faaln · 9 months

If they mean mechanical pencils; some friends and I would use ours as makeshift staple launchers by unscrewing the tip and wedging the staple in the plastic mouth-thing the graphite comes out of. Pulling back the part with the eraser would contract the mouth-thing and fire the staple.

Dogmaa · 9 months

man the active voice is what makes that. Sounds so much more interesting than "don't give this student any pencils"

I've gotta start using that.

lythey · 9 months

In 2nd grade I watched a kid stab his hand with a pencil when our teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom.

Perhaps our friend here has the same problem.

Beifong · 9 months

I can only imagine it started with something like this.

jb0356 · 9 months

I used to be a teacher like you... Until i took a pencil to the knee.

BroomeStreet · 9 months

relevant.

Mister9Incher · 9 months

Reminds me of this hoodlum

Alllllllllrightythen · 9 months

He could have pica. My mom works with a child who has pica and she can't leave him unattended at any time. He's been to the hospital at least 20 times for stuff he's eaten.

jb2386 · 9 months

Just wondering, is that considered a correct sentence in Milwaukee? (I'm not from America). For me it reads oddly, I automatically corrected it to "Don't give this student any pencils!!". Actually, the original sentence reads like a German sentence.

localredditor · 9 months

Damn, I know that kid, He calls himself the "pencil fucker"!

Prinnydood333 · 9 months

I imagine a Redditor loaned him a pencil and didn't get it back.

I_hate_Slogan_Shirts · 9 months

I came here for some superb rassist jokes and all i got was everybodys sad fucking lifestory.

Wumb0l0gy · 9 months

Can you lend a nigga a pencil?

IcarusFlys · 9 months

When he gets 2, he jams one in each of your ears and eats your face like corn on the cob.

strangefolk · 9 months

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scientifiction · 9 months

Give this student ALL the pencils.

mrhulio · 9 months

have you not seen the joker's trick in the 'Dark Knight?'

TedyBearGumDrops · 9 months

I've heard of a kid who stuck 2 sharp pencils in his nose and banged his head against the desk so that the two pencils would go straight up his nose and into his brain.

He committed suicide before taking the final exam.

znerg · 9 months

Oh man, once in elementary school, my cousin and myself went at it with golf clubs.

Blunt7rauma · 9 months

his name is roberto!

nickateen · 9 months

I'm over at Marquette... I'll keep a look put to keep my people safe! Segue to superhero music

Capolan · 9 months

If it's either of the 'division' schools - he probaby slew several teachers. those are some bad places down there...

The schools this would be around would be at the TOP of this list. interestingly enough the layout of this Wikipedia article is also essentially in order of poorest to wealthiest areas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighborhoods_of_Milwaukee

frakking_you · 9 months

flick them into the ceiling?

bennymayonnaise · 9 months

Well after the fourth grade class got impaled on his creation they really had no choice... Imgur

FuckinWalkinParadox · 9 months

it's because he's black... in milwaukee.

akatherder · 9 months

This has given me so many great ideas. Post this type of message at work/school with your own picture.

Anytime you see someone you don't recognize, ask them for a pencil with a blank stare. If they say yes or no, whisper "they never learn", pull a pencil out of your sock, and charge at them.

fezzam · 9 months

ya know i think i heard somewhere 3nd or 5st hand that hitler liked to draw with pencils but his teacher was like no soup for you! bam ww2.

gonnagiveittoyou · 9 months

This guy?

mauxly · 9 months

Look at the smile on his face. We know EXACTLY where those pencils are.

And, erm...he can keep them.

goniss · 9 months

They meant to write "Give this student No. 2 pencils" because obviously "Give this student no pencils" doesn't make grammatical sense.

SaltyBabe · 9 months

This happened to me, but with scissors... :(

lithdash · 9 months

No one remembers The Wire season 4 episode where a girl stabbed another girl with a pencil in math class?

Haimbarlewi · 9 months

hhahahhahahh I'm ure it's about an asshole/eye/ear+pencil fetish.

knocklessmonster · 9 months

Great for stabbing and firestarting.

kooter149 · 9 months

If you know a pencil that has been given to this boy, we have set up a support center. You need to let them know that they are not alone, there are many that have gone through the same things, and we will listen if they need to talk.

biggie101 · 9 months

He's a Blade Jr obviously. No steaks around- gotta use pencils. That damn vampire faculty is holding him back so he doesn't turn them into fucking dust.

Andernerd · 9 months

One of my friends got stabbed right through the arm by some crazy middle school kid.

demetrius612 · 9 months

:o i dont wanna know...

Parasomniaaa · 9 months

Diamond Jim like the used car lot? He probably eats pencils or stabs kids with them. What school? Milwaukeean here.

tankezord · 9 months

I'm thinking of this

spambat · 9 months

I watched a tv show based on "one of these stories is fake, which one?". So there was this kid, he got stressed out about exams and this girl that he liked, so he stuck a pencil in each nostril during a test, she giggled then he slammed his head down on the desk. It was a fake story because it's hard to perfect that kind of slam to ensure brain damage and death, but damn was it scary!

My story - left foot stood on pencil end, lifting up the pointed end, right food swung toward left foot and got stabbed by a pencil. What a pencil scar may look like

Redze · 9 months

I had a TWENTY sharpened pencils... After 1 day I was down to 4. They're all sinners!

ComradeFoXx · 9 months

Earl Sweatshirt

Skri420llex · 9 months

I had a friend in 8th grade that stabbed a kid in the stomach for repeatedly calling him a nigger

grueni666 · 9 months

Simple. Addicted to drawing the male genitals in his schoolbooks the whole day. Maybe he started to draw on the Blackbords too.

thatjupiterjazz · 9 months

Obviously it is because he is that kid that will ask to borrow your pencil and never give it back/chew it up.

Bladewing10 · 9 months

Why did you feel the need to specify that it was an inner city school? Is it because he's black? You know what?

Edit: Apparently I'm bad at humor...

molkhal · 9 months

He putt'em in his pooper.

funny

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