i see these videos and the best part is always what you take from them. not what you see.

for example, take any one of these women and picture her in your mind. fully clothed. she's obviously kinda hot, but you'd only give her a once over as you passed on the street; nothing out of the ordinary. ahhh, but that's my point. this one.. she's not really all that ordinary. she buries two foot dildos in the nether regions of her large intestines when she's looking to get off on camera for a little cash! everyone else finds her ordinary. but you - you recognize her from that vid from reddit.

now picture yourself bumping into this little tart in her tight jeans, running shoes, little tank, and her ipod ear-buds. you remember that O face clearly. clearly. and this woman was the one who made it.

you smile at her; just enough to warrant a momentary mutual recognition.. "do i.." know me? ..you finish her words in your thoughts. or, she visibly wonders, do you simply know her little secret..? she's not too worried, but she anxiously gives you that moment to make your move. it's up to you whether you know her or not. you consciously pause for a brief moment of silence and hold eye contact. and she will blush. and you find it titillating.. that you, king of picture perfect porn memory, could identify the pale, slightly bruised waif from an insertion fetish vid and boil her down to a stuttering, confused little sunflower.

shrug your shoulders. say "no, i don't believe we do," and nonchalantly saunter off. take that moment home with you, and replay it in your head..

because phallic protrusions of elephant proportions through the stomach wall is kind of distracting: this is the way to fap to these videos.