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[–]VirtualAnarchy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Pantheonofoak 6 points7 points ago

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He loved him 5evar (that's more than 4ever)

[–]thecatscratched 1 point2 points ago

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LIKE DIS IF U CREY EVERTIME XOXO

[–]velocity010 0 points1 point ago

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EVERTIM*

[–]Lawbat 3 points4 points ago

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imma cry after reading this.

[–]Drippyklitz 3 points4 points ago

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[–]surette 3 points4 points ago

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Still my lettuce? I'd like to see him try.

[–]moose_man[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, only the Amyrlin Seat has the authority to still my lettuce!

My lettuce can channel.

[–]farmvilleduck 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is "steal your lettuce" ?

[–]dmiller6590 2 points3 points ago

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seen this one thousand forty seven times, yet i always laugh.

[–]coke125 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't understand how he misspelled steal but managed to spell tortoise correctly

[–]HeyItsASquirrel 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, do you see the reflection on the shell? Enhance! Enhance!

[–]ogurahl 1 point2 points ago

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Lyke dis if u cry evrytyme.

[–]reddit932 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry Crabman......

[–]the_griff 1 point2 points ago

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[–]prometheus1981 1 point2 points ago

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HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO TURTLES CUZ THEY TAKING ERYBODY OUT HEA!

[–]moto593 1 point2 points ago

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I have the strangest feeling the guy who wrote this is African American

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that's racist

[–]cmd_iii 0 points1 point ago

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No, just profiling.

[–]Badgerness 1 point2 points ago

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This young lady might be able to help (nsfw)

[–]FecklessPhilanderer 3 points4 points ago

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that was so uncalled for

[–]4DeeDogg 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd.

[–]AudioTekz 0 points1 point ago

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pffft...my dog be pulling the bitches at petco..this tortoise is trifflin.

[–]baldmanspeaking 0 points1 point ago

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Explains why he is crying

http://i.imgur.com/NBvp4.jpg

[–]Intothefruit -1 points0 points ago

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Repost...

[–]Tiak -2 points-1 points ago

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K, so two things.

  1. Blatant repost. It was on the front page twice last month on this very subreddit[1][2], sorry, but it has to be said.

  2. Pullin' bitches is probably the reason for the loss. Dogs are not safe company for tortoises to keep.

[–]Phased -1 points0 points ago

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Repost and also nobody cares about those fake pet posters anymore. I'm sorry, but someone had to tell you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well i'm so glad it was someone as polite as you.