this post was submitted on
346 points (64% like it)
757 up votes 411 down votes

funny

subscribe2,425,245 readers

9,496 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 36 comments

[–]Pwoshi 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't think this should be here.

try /r/aww

[–]Nemtlegen 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If it was an Insect, everyone would be freaking out. Wierd

[–]Nemtlegen 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I mean, weird, goddamit.

[–]tasuret 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just fix it. Nobody has called you on it. There is an edit button.

[–]Nemtlegen 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I didn't know there was one, mainly. thanks!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Are we going to keep seeing this same post forever?

[–]OldSpider 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're new here, aren't you?

[–]DRCCHall 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope, it's a booger.

[–]mvrb 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WITH EYES!

[–]DRCCHall 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There's an advanced civilization in my nose!

[–]Fried_Beavis 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You just made a Japanese Redditor hungry. And horny. Is Horngy a word? It is now. I'm coining it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In Texas, hongry is the superlative of hungry. E.g. I missed lunch, I'm pretty hungry. I haven't eaten in two days - I'm hongry.

[–]Fried_Beavis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Texas is a desolate, scary place! o.O

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Be careful not to store him with your Wacky Wall Walkers.

[–]DontStopNowBaby 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks delicious.

[–]SF4L 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If your into eating bugars.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In Australia you'd be dead by now

[–]IAmTheQ 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's not very funny.

[–]jon62ski 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Octopi your finger!!

[–]asdfasdfadsfassd 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see what you did there...

[–]fairyxxx 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My phone wallpaper :) x

[–]SowaSkunk13 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

should have a caption: Cthulhu, the wee years.

[–]izoomie 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't wipe that on the couch.

[–]smashthegas 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Aww...just big enough to crawl up a urethra-sized opening!

[–]McsTarget 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i only count 7 legs can't find the 8th

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]jayseesee85 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Until they die.

[–]DeSaad -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wait, aren't those highly poisonous?

[–]slaphappyslappy[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

if thats a baby O-ring octopus then yes highly poisonous

[–]thechink -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nah, its not a blue ring octopus, i reckon he is safe.

[–]lookieausername -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So squishy!

[–]Vexxxy -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Those things come out of my nose all the time

[–]IveRedditalready -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That little guy is awesome! I've been debating to get a tattoo of an octopus

[–]feralle -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DOOOO EEEEET

[–]ThePianistOfDoom -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do ET?

[–]hollander93 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Do et to rah!!! It's a spell I made up.

[–]ThePianistOfDoom -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Had ook niet anders kunnen verwachten van een Nederlander =)