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[–]Topsiders 28 points29 points ago

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AM I DOING IT RIGHT REDDIT? NAILED IT NAILED IT NAILED IT AMA

[–]StirThePot 11 points12 points ago

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DOES ANYBODY ELSE ALL THE THINGS?

[–]Zeppelanoid 2 points3 points ago

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Carl Sagan sure does.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -1 points0 points ago

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Shut up! STUPID fucking HIPSTER!

[–]ddxxdd 52 points53 points ago

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r/racism is THAT way.

[–]Thnikkasam 4 points5 points ago

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That isn't racist. It's called pointing out a stereotype.

[–]bloog 10 points11 points ago

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  1. Do you also find it racist that a fast runner is being depicted by a black person? Why or why not?

  2. Do you believe that fried chicken being a stereotypical mainstay of black culture is detrimental to race relations?

  3. Should we avoid depicting black people enjoying fried chicken? Does this attitude do more to sustain racism or less?

  4. In what situation is it appropriate to depict a man enjoying fried chicken as black?

[–]ddxxdd 1 point2 points ago

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It's not about the running, or the fried chicken, or any of that. It's about the fact that the "fried chicken" jokes are a Pavlovian bell that makes people see African Americans as less than human.

There's a difference between:

 Jim the black friend: "Hey Bloog, wanna get some fried chicken since we're such good friends?" 

 Bloog: "Ha! You would! J/k, let's go"

and:

  "Ha! Nice photoshop! These people LOVE fried chicken! Let's objectify them 
  further with other stereotypes, even though it may affect my
  future interactions with them"

[–]llahlahkje 1 point2 points ago

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When I see white people eating Sun Chips, it doesn't make them seem less than human to me. Just sayin'.

[–]iPlayTummyStix 0 points1 point ago

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What sort of "Less-Than-Human" can batter and fry chicken?

[–]TrueMilli 9 points10 points ago

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/r/racism

FTFY

[–]FTFY_urwelcome 6 points7 points ago

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I dont know if you know this but r/racism is a place against racism... it sucks.

[–]DickMoveAdam 5 points6 points ago

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I just went there. It was pretty disappointing.

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

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For a shining moment, I thought ddxxdd's lack of humor would be fruitful, damn it!

[–]Finaltidus 1 point2 points ago

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aww shit, i thought that was gonna be pro racism, not against.

[–]krowface 2 points3 points ago

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[–]krowface -1 points0 points ago

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or it's a meta-troll. i'm not sure anymore.

[–]Gepettolufkin -3 points-2 points ago

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Ahhh go fuck yourself. It's funny.

[–]MinPlanck -5 points-4 points ago

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Yea, follow the chicken.

[–]toyoto 3 points4 points ago

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Jamaican me hungry

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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/r/adviceanimals is that way, lame pun coon.

[–]toyoto 0 points1 point ago

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fuck off

[–]silent_p 19 points20 points ago

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No, dude... You're not. You shopped that piece of fried chicken on top of her hand. The meme is played, the minstrel show humour is played, there's nothing funny. You didn't do any of this "right", and I'm pretty sure you know it.

[–]Prinnydood333 -4 points-3 points ago

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Depth perception isn't a requirement for funny. It's hilarious.

[–]gkidd -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think anyone is measuring his photoshop skills here.... This is the funniest photoshoped image of this girl!

[–]ClawedMonet21 9 points10 points ago

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I think Chris Rock said: "What white person doesn't like fried chicken and watermelon?" Have to agree.

[–]FTFY_urwelcome -5 points-4 points ago

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This white person.

[–]feralle 3 points4 points ago

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Well aren't you a party pooper.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Chris Rock was talking about Americans, who, as I understand it, love all forms of food. This comment is actually a double stereotype, because I'm an Australian and I'm being racist.

[–]feralle 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't make any sense to my over-tired brain.

[–]ClawedMonet21 -1 points0 points ago

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LOL! Probably one of the very few. I'm white and I LOVVEEEEEE fried chicken and watermelon. Everyone else I know does too!

[–]1stOnRt1[!] 22 points23 points ago

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Doing racism right? Yes Doing originality right? No.

[–]quitefunny 5 points6 points ago

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Oh hi, welcome to the internet. We do things a little differently here. Instead of producing "Original Content," we simply recycle things called "memes" over and over again.

[–]abumpdabump 11 points12 points ago

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o hai internets weelcome! different are All The Things! I don't always post to reddit, but when I do, its the same old shit over and over again.

[–]MooFu -2 points-1 points ago

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gud rtits boro n gr8 rtits steel lmao

[–]quitefunny 0 points1 point ago

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Epic win! EPIC WIN!

[–]Duramax159 12 points13 points ago

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DAS RASSISTT!

[–]Gardengnomes 8 points9 points ago

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[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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That should be lasis. It's the Brits who can't say their R's propperly.

[–]Gardengnomes 0 points1 point ago

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Not necessarily, because Asians can't pronounce their L's properly...

[–]entad 1 point2 points ago

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[–]axul 7 points8 points ago

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Racism, am I doing it right?

FTFY

[–]s1rpsych0s3xy 10 points11 points ago

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[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting a gif from Without A Paddle. I am dissappoint.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]stupidisawayoflife 1 point2 points ago

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On target! You should see the small port right before the main port anytime soon...

[–]themindlessone 1 point2 points ago

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\m/ on runner!

[–]AeBeeEll 7 points8 points ago

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In spite of the low quality and unoriginality, this actually made me laugh, before I realized that what she was holding was supposed to be a piece of chicken.

Congratulations you racist fuck, you made your own shitty picture even worse by cramming in a played-out stereotype.

[–]TrueMilli 5 points6 points ago

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The perspective is off, the scaling is off, the depth is off, the resolution is off, ...

(You aren't.)

[–]tddblck5 1 point2 points ago

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I entered r/racism to see if it was a thing, that place is crazy.

[–]FTFY_urwelcome 1 point2 points ago

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and not funny.

[–]Jackomo 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to challenge this stereotype: EVERYBODY LIKES FRIED CHICKEN!!

[–]conanarama 1 point2 points ago

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White girl over here. Only if it's boneless.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Learn to eat, lazy.

[–]conanarama 0 points1 point ago

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Ew, no. It's all those tendons and other things that snap when you bite into it. GAG!

[–]4nonymo 0 points1 point ago

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Stick to tofu

[–]conanarama 0 points1 point ago

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I tried being a vegetarian but my lower intestine didn't like it. 2 months after I started I began pooping about 8+ times a day. Doctor said all my tests came back fine. So I decided to eat meat again. Sure enough within 2 days I was almost completely back to normal.

[–]FTFY_urwelcome -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.

[–]Jackomo -1 points0 points ago

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Yep.

[–]nom-nomkerpun 2 points3 points ago

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If you're going to be racist at least do it right. That piece of chicken should have jerk spice, not breading.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Can you share your soul food recipes please?

[–]nom-nomkerpun 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a soul food recipe, jerk chicken is traditional Jamaican cuisine. It's delicious and if you've never had it then your life is not complete.

[–]i_tend_to_be_awkward 2 points3 points ago

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On Racism: Are you doing it?

If you are portraying stereotypes: Yes

If you are referring to the fact that he eats chicken at 6pm every day: No

[–]SonOfSamJackson 3 points4 points ago

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That's not the same guy.

[–]i_tend_to_be_awkward -1 points0 points ago

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[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that one's Jamaican and the other's American coulda been a clue. I recall reading in the newspaper that we ran out of fast food in the olympic villiage at the Sydney 2000 olympics, and the marathon runners were pissed. They intentionally eat tens of thousands of calories the night before a run.

[–]CufK 1 point2 points ago

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[–]thatsitback2wpg 1 point2 points ago

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two thumbs up!

[–]VmanVince 1 point2 points ago

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You're all racist for thinking he wants the fried chicken because he's black. He wants the fried chicken because he's from Kenya.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Of all the (1) Kenyans I know, they fucking love KFC.

[–]bmbgreen 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, he's from Jamaica. Shouldn't that be jerk chicken?

[–]coldfusion3264 1 point2 points ago

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99% of the time I can tell if a post is from /r/4chan before looking.

You are the 1%.

[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points ago

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LOL niggers and tards

[–]Manwiththegiantcock 0 points1 point ago

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so true we black people love our finger licking chicken haha that is when we aren't robbing or stealing it lol

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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We know you're black because of your username. See? Not all stereotypes are bad.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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I know that you're doing political correctness wrong.

[–]4nonymo 0 points1 point ago

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That joint looks deceptively like a fried drumstick...so no.

[–]bigfudge9517088 0 points1 point ago

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That's racist. . . or am I racist?

[–]ninjaface 0 points1 point ago

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What is this girl originally from??

[–]NoVaGuy -1 points0 points ago

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This kind of dumb shit has been done so many times that words cannot express how fucking unfunny this is.

[–]RosieJo 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hey, an extremely talented and incredibly driven black man who has dedicated his whole life to becoming the best he can possibly be at running.

I know, I'll make a racist joke about how he wants to run after the fried chicked, reddit will LOVE IT!

[–]zebrarider18 0 points1 point ago

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your doing it wrong that is not Caribbean jerk them Jamaican's don't play that friend chicken shit.

[–]ThEbAsSdRoPpEr 0 points1 point ago

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wats the meme name of the little girl?

[–]ronaldp 0 points1 point ago

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Did you ever find out? Im looking for it too...

[–]ThEbAsSdRoPpEr -1 points0 points ago

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i finally did, the chubby bubble girl

[–]kingsleyzissou23 -1 points0 points ago

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You had to include the drumstick..

[–]HanoverGimp -1 points0 points ago

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Wasn't gonna comment, but saw all the posts concerning racism. I laughed my ass silly when I first saw the pic; due to the kids expression. This may be racist, but still funny as shit. Change the chicken to an ice cream cone & you'll still get the same reaction outta me.

[–]papi2papa -1 points0 points ago

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not cool, fool

[–]baconbit510 -1 points0 points ago

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Best thing I have seen all night! HIGH FIVE!

[–]grahvity -1 points0 points ago

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No. Fingers.

[–]hiphophippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

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Racial stereotypes! This will be a huge hit on reddit.

[–]MasterMeme -1 points0 points ago

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People still like this meme?

[–]unjustifiably_angry -1 points0 points ago

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HOLY SHIT, RACISM?? SOMEBODY CALL A PRIEST.

[–]overyard -1 points0 points ago

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yes

[–]smellmybellyfluff -1 points0 points ago

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This isn't 4Chan. Leave.

Yes, my name is 'smellmybellyfluff'.

[–]Know_Way 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry not doing it right. Your a year late on that meme and I LOVE IT!!!!! Not really though. Grow the fuck up.

[–]Werewolfgirl34 -2 points-1 points ago

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Hahaha, racism? Why is this funny?