Well I guess it's time to beat the shit out of my babysitter

SensibleMadness · 8 months

It was the baby's fault for drinking too much and being the first one to pass out.

Rookie mistake, there.

LeoPanthera · 8 months

Nope

crispexops · 8 months

I seriously doubt your babysitter did this. You probably did, and decided to take a picture to whore karma.

allahuakbar79 · 8 months

This is really stupid.

CoffeeNTrees · 8 months

Last time you get your kid babysat at penn state?

10$ says dad did this to the kid.

11$ says when mom see's the photo these 2 will be on divorce court

lil_turkey_muffin · 8 months

dishes are done dude

Fearlessleader85 · 8 months

Hey, wait, did your baby still have his shoes on? House rules: If the shoes are on when you go down, fair game.

[deleted] · 8 months

I read this as "Time to beat the shit out of my babysister"

policeAcademy3 · 8 months

Did you do this you bastard?

enzoblue · 8 months

Usually I would comment on how inapropriate this is but since this is /r/wtf... carry on.

SisterHeidi · 8 months

Actually you did this!

weird-oh · 8 months

Hey, if your baby got drunk and passed out, he/she deserves what he/she gets.

p4lm3r · 8 months

Did you put his hand in warm water, too?

ruckuslol · 8 months

Your first instinct when you saw this was to take a picture of it?

efischerSC2 · 8 months

Why are so many people in the comment section outraged about this picture? Someone took a funny picture with their baby as the model, then (I would assume) washed the marker off it's face.

It didn't hurt the baby in any way. Hell, in ~18 years it will be a funny picture to embarrass the kid with.

AppleDane · 8 months

1) Draw a dick on own baby's face

2) Use this as an excuse to beat up a babysitter

3) ...

4) Profit

RaginReaganomics · 8 months

Wanna know the kicker? That's not a sketch, it's an outline!

ZING

Skatinbrad · 8 months

Well the baby did pass out with her shoes on...

Horsecockgobbler · 8 months

Oh no a baby has a dick drawn on its face oh no! Now it will be forever scarred for life!

Parents are the worst people on the planet.
Also you probably drew this to whore for karma you fucking mongrel.

[deleted] · 8 months

that kids a fuckin dickface

stevesonaplane · 8 months

Would it have been better if it was a flower, or is the ink the bad thing?

[deleted] · 8 months

Well I laughed.

foreveralright · 8 months

Baby sitter? This has father of the year written all over it.

seth11111 · 8 months

This picture exudes responsibility.

Zmayne · 8 months

Your babysitters a dick.

diametric · 8 months

Never pass out when there's markers about!

trapperjohn22 · 8 months

I think that is the first time I have seen a /r/WTF post and said "What the Fuck" out loud.

T3pidMilk · 8 months

This is painfully obvious situation of karma whoring

newbi1kenobi · 8 months

Rules are rules

[deleted] · 8 months

Oh yeah, the babysitter should go to prison for the rest of their life. This isn't something petty, like stealing everyone's money.

_langa_ · 8 months

That's some fucked up shit, but you probably shouldn't have put this on the internet. Now the po-po will know it was you.

blackoutbiz · 8 months

yes it is that time

[deleted] · 8 months

I think it's just a marker outline for where the babysitter puts their actual penis when not in use, like the outlines of tools on the pegboard in many workshops. I'd be worried if I were you.

[deleted] · 8 months

Not even cool.

CapNRoddy · 8 months

Okay for the dense people who see titles like this.

The title does not mean OP is claiming that it's actually his baby. It's a caption. Lighten the fuck up

DigitalElvis · 8 months

The heck with beating up the babysitter, just turn the pic into the cops and the babysitter will get shanked in county lockup.

K1LLWHITEY · 8 months

I'M SO ANGRY I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT KID. FIRST GONNA POST TO REDDIT THOUGH.

Drawing a dick on your baby to Karma whore. You should be ashamed.

udontcowme · 8 months

Sweet Sitting Sue, you're fired and reported to law enforcement.

awesomemanftw · 8 months

This is totally being blown out of proportion.

Joke_Getter · 8 months

YEAH GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER BROSEPH!! HELLS YEAH!

Ror08 · 8 months

Who the hell is your babysitter

RedDevilCyborgface · 8 months

Better idea:

Hire some actors to portray a couple of Mafia hitmen. Give them the key to your house when you leave.

Have the Mafia guys enter, and pretend to be hitmen looking to kill you.

Get them to fuck with the babysitter who did this to your child.....to the point he will be scarred for life.

no1113 · 8 months

Wo. Yeah. Seriously. I'd REALLY fuck that babysitter up.

Also, check yourself as well and make sure and NOT let somebody like that around your kid again.

rednecktash · 8 months

Don't beat the bearer of bad news, you have a fucking prophet on your hands, sir.

patesta · 8 months

Hmm... you're a little young for Reddit, methinks

Jesus_luvs_Jenkem · 8 months

Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

buncle · 8 months

I have no words! ^{(Other than "I have no words! ^{(Other than "I have no words! ^{(Other than "I have no words! ^{(Other than "I have no words...}}}}

MFchimichanga · 8 months

No fucking way.....are you serious??

WTF

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