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[–]GinNMiskatonics 127 points128 points ago

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I went on spacedicks once. Tried to go to r/aww afterwards but it was useless. I kept seeing those poor kittens and puppies as grotesque abominations of what I know they should be. It changes you... it changes you in a way where you cannot hope to live a normal life ever again.

[–]FakeChemist[S] 75 points76 points ago

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spacedicks, destroyer of innocence

[–]DZ302 37 points38 points ago

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[–]FakeChemist[S] 43 points44 points ago

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What the hell is that fortbadgerton? lol

[–]PeteRoss 19 points20 points ago

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I don't know but I'm subscribing

[–]zogworth 25 points26 points ago

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I went to look and I have no ducking clue

[–]GraduallyExpletive 11 points12 points ago

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No fucking clue, thank you very fucking much.

[–]Prinnydood333 1 point2 points ago

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I think he said "ducking". Ywvm.

[–]orthag 12 points13 points ago

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I can't read it for all the Hitler and frogs....

[–]mebbee 7 points8 points ago

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haha...and that's how it all begins.

[–]NotHosaniMubarak 3 points4 points ago

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I hosted the guy who runs fortbadgerton for a week or so. Turns out, everything on there makes sense. It's genius.

[–]Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U 2 points3 points ago

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I cant even read the text

[–]badfog 1 point2 points ago

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Revisit on drugs

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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What the actual fuck. Can someone explain fifthworldpics?

[–]biplaneblues 2 points3 points ago

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Interdimentional Polaroid album.

[–]calmkat 2 points3 points ago

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as opposed to the UN's ranking of developed nations, the fifth world is known as the fifth dimension, which cannot possibly be described by a human, and therefore WTF.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Beautiful.

[–]AttackTribble 43 points44 points ago

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You've been a redditor for over 7 months and you still had some innocence left? Wow.

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 21 points22 points ago

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Weak: citing account activity length as an indicator of length of redditing history. This is my fourth account, and before that I reddited for 5 months without one.

[–]AttackTribble 8 points9 points ago

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And you STILL had some innocence!?!?!?!?

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 2 points3 points ago

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haha, I'm not FakeChemist. I lost my innocence long before reddit was born.

[–]Elcamo1 28 points29 points ago

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hipster innocence loser

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 8 points9 points ago

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Loses innocence before it was cool.

[–]RyneDeCap 2 points3 points ago

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When I lost my innocence it was so underground, you've probably never heard of it.

[–]AttackTribble 7 points8 points ago

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Spoken like a true redditor!!!

[–]imyourfavourite 34 points35 points ago

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I'm still a r/spacedick virgin; I can still sleep at night, and consume a full meal without throwing it up. I'm one of the few.

[–]Hayden9001 12 points13 points ago

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My brother has visited r/spacedicks. He told me never to go there unless I want to see old man penis, dissected cats and dogs, Carlton, and the Columbine kid's dead bodies. He told me r/spacedicks will one day find me. I fear that day.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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today was my day... I'll never be the same again... It just kept getting worse and..... and... and... I... just couldn't...

[–]Prinnydood333 1 point2 points ago

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He's not wrong... I was there for about 10 seconds, much like the above gif. Saw most of those.

[–]geeklouise 32 points33 points ago

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The 1%.

[–]legendary_ironwood 12 points13 points ago

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[–]SolbrainShatterhand 4 points5 points ago

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That site saved my life after my only trip to /r/spacedicks.

[–]smellycatjazz 1 point2 points ago

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I feel that this site gets a majority of its traffic from redditors who've "gone too far" and got lost in a subreddit that they never wished they knew about.

[–]Brittany_Delirium 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I love spacedicks. It's my home away from home.

[–]RampagingDragon 97 points98 points ago

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I don't know if I should check it out now, or just live the bliss of ignorance.

[–]SmileLikeLaura 244 points245 points ago

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Bliss of ingorance. Trust me.

[–]AttackTribble 100 points101 points ago

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This. Definitely this. Cannot unsee.

[–]Woooftickets 58 points59 points ago

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can someone try to explain what it is for those of us who are curious but too wary to stray into that accursed domain?

[–]Atmozfears 118 points119 points ago

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I once stumbled upon r/spacedicks. I saw chopped off dicks, dicks with huge wounds...I had a lot of nightmares after my visit to r/spacedicks. Never go there... don't even try.

STOP

I SAID STOP

[–]crazyguns 39 points40 points ago

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I went there one time, I dunno if it was luck or what, but I couldn't understand what was on there! saw the banner and I thought it was dicks in space suits or something weird, and having already read warnings not to go there, I had quit investigating further.. In retrospect, THANK. GOD.

[–]nikzen 20 points21 points ago

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Oh hell no! I was moments from typing in that url, and then I saw your description. I thought it was going to be about troll aliens or asshole astronauts (do they even exist?). Severed appendages is not my bag though. Thanks!

[–]dacookieman 11 points12 points ago

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Quite frankly I thought the "Offended" Dramatica page was worse, but Space dicks is still pretty bad

[–]olympicairways 8 points9 points ago

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I've made a huge mistake.

[–]tamuowen 17 points18 points ago

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I've only been to one worse subreddit, and it was /r/PicsOfDeadKids. I seriously don't understand how that exists and it was by far one of the worst things I've ever seen on the internet.

Shit should be banned.

[–]darkpaladin 8 points9 points ago

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Both were created by the same man. Also, he's a moderator of /r/funny so you best watch yourself.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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that is some fucked up shit.

[–]K-slan 1 point2 points ago

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oh dear goodness why did i go there D,=

[–]comealongpond15 1 point2 points ago

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WAIT WAIT WAIT. r/spacedicks is a dick mutilation page? I thought it was like Avatar dildos or some shit. Thanks for the warning. -shivers-

[–]AttackTribble 49 points50 points ago

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Rule 34 states if it exists, there is porn of it. Spacedicks doesn't think that goes far enough.

[–]vierce 5 points6 points ago

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So they create things just to make porn out of them?

My god...

[–]Bassteele 61 points62 points ago

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Well, I decided to be brave and look at it, and the first post was titled as such: "I LOVE WHEN MY DAD COMES TO VISIT."

I clicked on the link, which promptly showed a picture of a middle-aged man on his knees, wearing a blonde wig, with a dick in his face.

I closed that tab.

[–]flash84x 40 points41 points ago

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You got off easy.

[–]FakeChemist[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah he only needed one link to finish.

[–]BoggleHead 5 points6 points ago

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All of these horror stories make it seem like it's all just a big cover up... maybe braving it and going there is some reddit initiation right? Regardless I'm terrified of going to spacedicks...

[–]upvoteforyouhun 17 points18 points ago

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Why won't anyone legitimately answer this? I've never been on it, but only because of the warnings from other redditors...

[–]SpicyPoffin 49 points50 points ago

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Gore (specifically of the genital variety) and gross porn. That's essentially the gist of it.

[–]PancakesAreGone 18 points19 points ago

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Thank you good sir. I had been tempted to go for some time now, however I was always scared to do what most of reddit had collectively advised not to. Your simplistic explanation has ensured that I will never go to spacedicks.

Thank you

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I saw two severely mentally and physically handicapped people put into positions so that they could have sex with each other, one was suspended by bungee.

[–]Ratlettuce 9 points10 points ago

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...the hell??

[–]PancakesAreGone 4 points5 points ago

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The hell indeed

[–]PancakesAreGone 1 point2 points ago

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I sent your comment to a friend, her response "Oh I've seen that one. It's really easy to find" I think she browses spacedicks for fun

[–]bearsled[!] 1 point2 points ago

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The people that put them in those positions are called "Downy Wranglers". Im not even kidding. Its an actual profession...

[–]bacon_vodka 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty much what SpicyPoffin said, I braved it once with my roomate after a night of drinking. Videos and pictures of horrible mutilations and porn that make lemon party look like a Justin Bieber music poster

[–]gspot88 6 points7 points ago

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Lemon party isn't a Justin Bieber poster?

[–]Psychoptic 1 point2 points ago

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best reply ever.

[–]HappyHooligan 1 point2 points ago

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Most titles and responses are also prefaced with the word faggot (or fagget)

[–]fishfinger 11 points12 points ago

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It was the video of the Japanese girl licking what looked to be months worth of clumps of dick cheese from under some dude's foreskin that really etched itself into my retinas.

[–]TheLoveKraken 17 points18 points ago

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I think reading that was the first time a block of text on the internet and made me physically grimace.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I recently saw male genitialia wrapped extremely tightly with fishing line in such a way that it was making small "bubbles" pop out of it, and looked like a fishnet stocking. In the comments some guy was talking about he wanted to pop all of them.

[–]smellycatjazz 1 point2 points ago*

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thats easily the most disturbing thing I've read and then out of pure self hate, I instantly visualized it.

The two times I've been to r/spacedicks, its been like a kid trying to go into the neighborhood haunted house. As soon as I get to the courage to open and see the frontpage, I chicken out...so I guess I don't hate myself too much

edit: fixed a few grammar issues

[–]Titties 2 points3 points ago

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Amazingly, there is much worse shit on the internet. Spacedicks is still legal.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

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Trust this person.

[–]addledson 9 points10 points ago

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I double, triple checked OP's link to make to make sure it wasn't NSFW before clicking.

But, I'm not at the office...

I just had to be sure I wasn't about to see something horrifying.

TL;DR NOPE

[–]legendary_ironwood 8 points9 points ago

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You know how people like to trick others into looking at something freaky and gross for a joke? This is not a joking matter.

[–]ESPguitarist 8 points9 points ago

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DON'T DO IT! I JUST DID. I'M DEAD. For real.

[–]Bravo777 2 points3 points ago

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I think I'm gonna need therapy now.

[–]DrPreston 1 point2 points ago

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Unless the phrase penis in a pizza turns you on, don't go near it.

[–]azgeogirl 1 point2 points ago

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I've been to the main page but I'm just too attached to what little remains of my innocence to click on any of the links.

[–]lurkk 1 point2 points ago

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I regret letting curiosity get the better of me.

[–]Pinky_and_the_Brain 304 points305 points ago

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That awkward moment when you actually laugh out loud, and everyone sitting around you knows that you haven't been doing any work for quite some time...

[–]FakeChemist[S] 144 points145 points ago

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This is why you haven't taken over the world...reddit ruins everything productive.

[–]Toribor 303 points304 points ago

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Pinky: What are you going to do tonight Brain?

Brain: The same thing I do every night Pinky... Browse Reddit until at least 2AM, masturbate, move everything on the bed back to the floor/desk and then think about embarrassing things I've done before eventually falling asleep.

[–]Awkward_Hugs 45 points46 points ago*

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It's sad how true this is. I need to get more motivated and do something with my life.

[–]Toribor 50 points51 points ago*

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You're an 18 to 25 year old male living in a city within the US, most likely California. Also, you're an atheist and relatively liberal politically. You play video games, and are probably the most computer savvy person in your middle class family. You will (or are) attending college at a mid-class affordable public university.

AM I READING YOUR MIND YET!?

Edit: Just in case anyone was wondering.

[–]Awkward_Hugs 29 points30 points ago

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Only about half of those things are correct. I WIN AGAIN CHARLES!

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 4 points5 points ago

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I never understood that. The guy can move things with his mind. Why doesn't he just move his legs or float around?

[–]xNotch 50 points51 points ago

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Professor Xavier? He's a telepath, not a telekinesticist.

[–]Klockwerk 16 points17 points ago

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First time I've seen you in the wild. I know this isn't the place, but keep the great games and Tweets coming!

[–]xNotch 20 points21 points ago

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I saw someone being wrong on the internet and had to step in. Also, hi!

[–]54m 12 points13 points ago

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This is probably because anytime he leaves r/Minecraft people feel compelled to inform him that he has left r/Minecraft.

[–]BullshitUsername 9 points10 points ago

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A wild Notch appeared! ...gah that made me happy to say

[–]palparepa 3 points4 points ago

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If a guy can have a weakness against the color yellow, why can't another guy have a weakness for stairs?

[–]DoctorKazefa 1 point2 points ago

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Dang, Xavier's effing ripped. Despite being confined to a wheelchair and all..

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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TIL I'm not a redditor.

[–]ryuzaki49 5 points6 points ago

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ha! Im not from the USA!

[–]NotGreg 4 points5 points ago

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Did* attend college...

HA! What now mind reader?

[–]grubas 2 points3 points ago

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Pfft, I'm EXTREMELY liberal politically(for the US), my dad knows more about computers and I'm a Grad Student. Get it right.

[–]JoeNev9 5 points6 points ago

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Everything spot on, except for the fact that I'm 17. You lose.

[–]Toribor 12 points13 points ago

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I lose? You're 17. You lose.

[–]esalove 1 point2 points ago

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haHA I have defeated your mind reading tactics by being female and Christian and coming from a very much lower-middle class household!

[–]krej 4 points5 points ago

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Or you could just browse reddit...

[–]PTTGx2 1 point2 points ago

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Let me give you a hug.

[–]MrRoboto113 3 points4 points ago

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Read it in his voice. Much scarier.

[–]killthedumbmonkey 9 points10 points ago

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I was supposed to get pet food 20 minutes ago. Now I have to go to work.

Damn you, Reddit.

[–]MightyJoeBong 1 point2 points ago

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r/aww would be disappointed in this.

[–]Elcamo1 1 point2 points ago

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r/AnimalPorn will be as well. They could be losing a valuable contributor.

[–]Spasticated 6 points7 points ago

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i've had too many of these today

[–]kah_lay 6 points7 points ago

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That's why I laugh randomly all the time... no one will know the difference between me being productive and unproductive lol

[–]sugarIess 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously had to cough that one out. I'm watching grad students do their final counseling presentations. Wow.

Edit to add: I now have an overwhelming urge to find out what spacedicks is, but judging by the cat I should wait until I get home to figure it out.

[–]FakeChemist[S] 64 points65 points ago

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It was that feeling of just "Get me the fuck out of here!" with a slight tinge of panic.

[–]Mantis141 38 points39 points ago

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I immediately regret this decision.

[–]speedymorales 15 points16 points ago

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Like the cat, did you have trouble getting out?

[–]grabmyeye 15 points16 points ago

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Speaking of r/spacedicks, where has I_RAPE_CATS been?

[–]skipytripz 10 points11 points ago

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I wonder about this all the time. He was huge reddit celebrity when I came on. I mean, no forthewolfx, but pretty popular.

[–]drchickenbeer 15 points16 points ago

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Forthewolfx?? Is he here? I want us to move to Vermont so we can get gay married.

Do you think he'd gay marry me?

[–]carz005 7 points8 points ago

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He commented on a thread I made not that long ago. I made a spelling typo that made it sound like I was fucking a cat. He was there SO FAST.

[–]markyland 51 points52 points ago

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And now thanks to you, thousands of us are like this : http://i.imgur.com/XRw2L.gif

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 17 points18 points ago

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[–]knocklessmonster 8 points9 points ago

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Make that a weighted vest, and I agree.

[–]FakeChemist[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It's all going according to plan

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I had a brief visit to /r/spacedicks I do not recomend it. The only thing that cured it was this

http://kidbleach.com/

[–]SeekingVeritas 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you! Thank you one hundred times over. You have been upvoted good sir.

[–]hallegolightly 8 points9 points ago

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I puked in my mouth a little bit when I explored it for the first time.... but now I can't stop.

[–]aresius 12 points13 points ago

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You mean, you can't stop puking in your mouth?

[–]XS4Me 7 points8 points ago

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Like the kitty... he fell into spacedicks and now he can't get out.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Well that was unpleasant....

Thanks mate, I'm gonna have nightmares. Like the time I visited 4chan. But I'm not gonna make the misstake and stay this time.

[–]kingjames8 8 points9 points ago

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i now feel the same wayyy

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy 7 points8 points ago

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What is r/spacedicks for... like... what's its GOAL.

[–]hahaheeheehoho 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out, too. As if maybe...if I can understand it, it will make me feel better but maybe that's too optimistic after just reading that there's a pic of a guy fucking a rotting corpse.
Edit: spelling

[–]wetzels-pretzels 1 point2 points ago

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Simple: for shock value. It's purpose is exactly what's going on in this page. People are freaked out, that's the point. It's only point is to be a menace, something to live in infamy and be avoided.

Of course, that's just my opinion. Could be wrong.

[–]ManOnSofa 18 points19 points ago

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I've been there maybe once, and Chrome won't let me forget it.

[–]LucidPanic 18 points19 points ago

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I have been there once, and Operas autocomplete suggest it when i type REDD into the address field. Have no idea how to delete it, so i switched to Firefox.

[–]Wood_Goblin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kaistlin 5 points6 points ago

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For those who want to know how to delete this: use the arrows to go down to it, and then hit shift-delete. Voila, no more reminders of your mistakes.

[–]sguitaradam 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, never knew that. Thanks!

[–]Crauss 10 points11 points ago

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Do you hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of redditors deleting their browser history

[–]sneg 4 points5 points ago

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[–]tomassbender 4 points5 points ago

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One of my best "LOL" moments on reddit so far (even though I suspected what was going to happen, it was still hilarious when it did).

[–]corriek1975 6 points7 points ago

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I have YET to check it out. I think I will opt out. :l

[–]abusaif 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck curiosity man... It's not fucking worth it.

[–]CommandZ 5 points6 points ago

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You think r/jailbait got reddit negative press just wait until Anderson Cooper hears about r/spacedicks

[–]Flyboy 2 points3 points ago

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He's saving it for a slow news day.

[–]LE_LE_LE_STFU 8 points9 points ago

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The first time I went on spacedicks, I actually kinda laughed because the first pic i clicked on was kind of 4chan-esque (slightly gory, but still funny).

The next picture... the next...

Guy fucking a rotted out carcass.Please, someone rip my eyeballs out.

[–]farfle10 6 points7 points ago

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THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FUCK

[–]Ratlettuce 9 points10 points ago

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WAT?!?!?!??! NO NO NO NO!!

[–]hahaheeheehoho 1 point2 points ago

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! Edit: Seriously, I don't get it...are they sociopathic murderer monsters? Like, WHO DOES THAT???

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno what's worse, the guy fucking the carcass or the guy taking the pic and putting it on the Internet

[–]Sifernos 1 point2 points ago

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And with this information I have yet another portion of the internet I know to avoid, jolly ranchers, 2 girls one cup and spacedicks... It short and simple, but it's a good list. Thank you sir/madam.

[–]neonerette 4 points5 points ago

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Mother of God

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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For the first time in my life, I am too afraid to click on a link.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]KhamanV 60 points61 points ago

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I'm going to live my fantasy redditor life for as long as possible, thank you.

[–]BoyAndHisBlob 3 points4 points ago

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I just went to see for myself. Now I am deleting my browsing history so nobody thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[–]weejennyp 1 point2 points ago

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Oh Jesus!! Why Why Why Why am I so fucking nosey.

[–]jdwpom 33 points34 points ago*

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Link for the lazy: /r/spacedicks. I provide no warnings, but only because I help moderate the place.

[–]AttackTribble 76 points77 points ago

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[Inches slowly away from jdpom]

[–]jdwpom 35 points36 points ago

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w

There you go. You can copy and paste it in.

[–]AttackTribble 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, I think I'll leave it as is. Your comment's funnier if I leave it that way. (BTW, it's a hardware problem. There's a faulty nut on my keyboard.)

[–]Ziyad786 6 points7 points ago

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but there's a w in slowly . EDIT: and in BTW. and hardware, and way, and away.

[–]AttackTribble 26 points27 points ago

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The faulty nut in question is human.

[–]I_AM_NOT_A_TAMPON 6 points7 points ago

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You must have seen hundreds of dicks...

[–]jdwpom 8 points9 points ago

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Remarkably few. We rely on the community to moderate itself, for the most part. They do a pretty good job of letting us know about material that simply shouldn't be on reddit (which we attempt to remove as promptly as we can. Our moderators are based in only one timezone, which can make it difficult, and some things slip through the cracks), and tend to upvote only the highest-quality submissions, like the beautiful picture of an antique clock that's currently floating near the top of the frontpage.

Basically, the trick is to only look at the very upvoted submissions, and stop paying attention once you drop below about 100 points.

[–]Seraphly 17 points18 points ago

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At what point does "that shouldn't be on reddit" occur? I just kind of want to know ... i.e.: is rape okay? Because I've seen women getting raped on r/spacedicks. I'm not judging ... I just kind of want to know where the line is crossed for the mods.

[–]MaunaLoona 12 points13 points ago

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The illegal material that shouldn't be on reddit. That kind.

[–]jdwpom 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty much what MuanaLoona said. Bestiality tends to get pulled, CP goes. Basically, if we reach a stage where the admins would have angry words with us, we pull material. We haven't reached that point yet, thankfully, and don't intend to ever do so.

At the same time, we've also got to watch what material ends up on our computers, which can make this a pretty difficult job, hence why we appreciate descriptive reports from members - people regularly provide links to comment threads of objectionable material along with a short description of the contents, which helps a lot.

[–]SuperMcRad 1 point2 points ago

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I think it is time for an AMA.

[–]jdwpom 6 points7 points ago*

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Eh, we get that request all the time, and the only question ever asked is 'Why?', so we just stopped bothering, though I think one day it would be nice to do a 'formal' AMA, at a time when both me and CATS can be present to answer, mainly as we both have very different methods of tackling the question.

Truth is, the subreddit started out as just a stupid, silly thing. If you go back and look through older submissions, it's not so much about the scat/gore as making the scat/gore funny. Stupid captions/submission titles, combined with the constant all-caps and swearing made the place an interesting subreddit to visit, and the content was various bits and bobs that weren't suitable for most other subreddits - humorous captions on gore are generally frowned-upon in the more 'hardcore' subreddits, and the same goes for the other content. There was also a lot more 'silly' stuff, and, of course, we do accept any and all content.

A while ago, some random subreddit decided to go to war against us, and post cute pictures of kittens to /r/spacedicks. Thing is, kittens are fucking awesome. Everyone loves kittens. Just the other day, a beautiful picture of an antique clock made it to the top of the frontpage. It was a really good photograph, and a really nice clock (seriously. It was very nice). People liked it, so they upvoted it, and we're cool with that. Hell, that's pretty much how Carlton Banks became such a big thing in there - a user submitted an image of him, and it was liked. We ran with it because it was cool.

But yeah, over time, we developed a reputation. Our options were to shut up shop or roll with it, and we took the 'roll with it' option. The community pretty much looks after itself with very little interaction from us moderators, and everyone seems fairly pleased with it. Subscriber numbers are constantly growing, so we must be doing something right, by someone.

Edit: better paragraphs

[–]ToxicMonkeys 8 points9 points ago

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Why is it called spacedicks?

[–]jdwpom 8 points9 points ago

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The name just sort of happened. It was just something reasonably silly-sounding.

[–]CynofChaos 5 points6 points ago

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I clicked on one, and laughed. By the fourth link, I couldn't stop the giggles.

Penis gore stopped me dead in my tracks. I clicked on a few more links to find more absurd things to laugh at. Cannot unsee the absurd gore.

I'm not laughing anymore...

/rocks in the corner

[–]ouroborosity 2 points3 points ago

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It's basically the new /r/WTF taken to the extreme.

[–]Sacagwea 2 points3 points ago

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you made me curious. fuck your unborn children.

[–]Heartless000 6 points7 points ago

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WHAT THE MOTHER OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SICK FUCKING FUCKS?!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!??!!

[–]brunudumal 6 points7 points ago

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THAT PLACE IS FUCKING AWESOME

[–]soapinthepeehole 2 points3 points ago

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Kind of wishing I'd been able to continue NOT knowing this existed.

[–]mydirtystarfish 1 point2 points ago

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Go to r/spaceducks. Much better experience.

[–]killersnowtiger 1 point2 points ago

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This is the truest reaction I've seen posted

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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PIZZA IS FOR EATING

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I made it through a dick knot, some gross man-lady and a decomposing body in a tent. The bug thing was the line. I'm out.

[–]drchickenbeer 1 point2 points ago

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The bug thing?

[–]The_Other_Son 2 points3 points ago

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Some weird porn with a woman eating roaches and scorpions etc...

[–]maya_ 1 point2 points ago

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nononononononoooo why did i go thereeeee..... fuck you fucking fuck.

hm.saying that felt good....

[–]Jurynelson 1 point2 points ago

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Luckily, I was drunk when I checked it out. I hated it, but I completely forgot all of it.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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I'm calling bullshit because this gif implies you managed to leave.

[–]Britt_Solo 1 point2 points ago

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Once in a great while, my friend and I will be so bored that we browse r/spacedicks to see who can last the longest without closing the browser.

Your cat gif is on the ball. Sometimes the first few links aren't so bad, and then...

[–]Nesmid 1 point2 points ago

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So i visited this again, as i do every time someone metions it, simply because i forgot what it this, and thats how i feel every time, every god damn time.

[–]legalizemarijuana 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't get it. Can someone explain this to me? Is it for gay people? Or is it just for guys who want to tempt fate of how far they can go in standing terrible images that instill fear in them? There are some with vaginas too so is it just general extreme grotesqueness or only gay male extreme grotesqueness? I want to specifically know why people are into each subreddit - call it neurotic.

[–]Kieroshark 1 point2 points ago

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I'm also curious about this. Is the appeal shock value? Is it some kind of sexual appeal to fucked up stuff?

I've known a few people who liked looking at gore, but I never managed to get a good answer about why.

I imagine the answer might be found by reading the comments in there for a while, but I cannot do it. Not even for science.

[–]legalizemarijuana 2 points3 points ago

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Well for a whole subreddit to exist on it, it can't be to just shock outsiders. There has to be a core base that actually enjoys it. I'm guessing they get some sick pleasure out of testing the limits of their depravity. I really feel like there are more constructive outlets though. It saddens me, I really think most of the people on their probably have some good vibrant energy but they need to focus it into something more positive like community involvement, group activities and physical exercise. I guess it's just one big group of people with issues. There's all types, especially on the internet, I suppose.

[–]Kieroshark 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed completely.

Also, I want to clarify one thing. I didn't mean the appeal of shocking newcomers, I meant those who seek out shock value for their own sake. It triggers an emotional reaction, and there are those that desire and seek that out.

[–]BoulderEric 1 point2 points ago

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Who else just cleared their browsing history from the beginning of time?

[–]QuimReaper 1 point2 points ago

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Went to spacedicks... Still don't know what spacedicks is...

[–]k3sta 1 point2 points ago

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I thought you wrote "sparedicks" and was quite intrigued. I was disappointed :[

[–]slavival 1 point2 points ago

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Spacedicks, huh? Let's see....4526 subscribers. Can't be that bad. What.....in the fuck?

[–]PersonEveryman 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen that GIF so many times before, but that was exactly how I felt on spacedicks so I couldn't help but laugh really hard.

[–]mkernan93 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SeekingVeritas 1 point2 points ago

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Never again. NEVER AGAIN WILL I SEARCH FOR A SUBREDDIT WITHOUT READING UP ON IT FIRST!! I need eye bleach, now!

[–]Raekel 1 point2 points ago

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It's like you never scrolled through Encyclopedia Dramatica's page for "Offended." Do that, and then you will know pain.

[–]xandora 1 point2 points ago

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God damn that was effective advertising. MY EYES.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]VaultBoy13 1 point2 points ago

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I keep hearing about this sub reddit... Still haven't gone. Same with lemonparty.com.