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[–]CreamCracker 28 points29 points ago

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the catch is that you have to give him a blowjob

[–]michael-scott-no 12 points13 points ago

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[–]DaveGilmour 3 points4 points ago

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I could hear him :S

[–]ThePieOfSauron 5 points6 points ago

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I see you've met my ex girlfriend.

[–]WolfTweak 9 points10 points ago

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[–]losian 4 points5 points ago

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You can also go straight - http://www.redbubble.com/people/slugheart - if you are interested in this on a shirt for some absurd reason. She asked me to post this link. :D

Edit: And thanks to you for posting this up and giving credit where it is due!

[–]WolfTweak 0 points1 point ago

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Its reddit, they would still get it regardless of where it came from due to the humor lol

and no probs, been a fan of her style of creativity and work

[–]Zynk_ 1 point2 points ago

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Oh.

[–]MrBoo88 1 point2 points ago

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Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffurries?!

[–]WolfTweak 0 points1 point ago

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What? You don't like interesting art? lol

[–]MrBoo88 0 points1 point ago

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Haha teasing. I am on FA.

[–]WolfTweak 0 points1 point ago

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Lol, fair enough

[–]my_little_mutation 1 point2 points ago

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Bwahaha, I recognised this, Slug's art is ridiculous. XD

[–]vegetableninja 6 points7 points ago

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I don't think you get it back.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 5 points6 points ago

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We all sit here and laugh at this, but when I set up a similar stand adjacent to the little league field in town, I get spoken to by the police about my "particular brand of humor."

[–]SJBean 1 point2 points ago

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I see nothing wrong with this.

[–]NyarTheGolden 1 point2 points ago

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The tongue is quite soft.

[–]test_tickles 0 points1 point ago

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agreed.

[–]Kikux3 1 point2 points ago

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looks legit

[–]Phased 1 point2 points ago

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The definition of trust: Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob.

[–]themagictoast 1 point2 points ago

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I'm almost disappointed no-one has compared this to everyone's other favourite toothy blowjob...

[–]aaroncorsi 1 point2 points ago

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How much teeth do you want?

Like a few slow chomps?

[–]FeierInMeinHose 1 point2 points ago

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[–]anexanhume 1 point2 points ago

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Your dick on those pearly whites.

[–]DarrenEdwards 0 points1 point ago

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The catch is that, that creature is male.

[–]VictorianCow 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge accepted

[–]AquaticDeath 0 points1 point ago

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Just don't let her deep throat 0_0

[–]lockwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell does this stand not get shut down while the one I put up for free sex got shut down immediately! I call shenanigans.

[–]trixter192 0 points1 point ago

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Well....It's not like I'm getting any action anyways. I'll bite.

[–]Die_antwoord 0 points1 point ago

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doesn't matter, had.........

[–]Laundrymat 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see any problem, I'd blow him.

[–]hdbngr15 0 points1 point ago

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The catch is that nobody wants to get blown by a snaggletoothed whore.

[–]Tito0096 0 points1 point ago

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You have to marry him.

[–]bmw1393 0 points1 point ago

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The catch is he doesn't call you back the next day.

[–]PsychoDuck 0 points1 point ago

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The catch is you have to pay in Canadian nickels minted in 1965.

[–]docmartens 0 points1 point ago

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dick eating monster has a new business? seems legit

[–]sagradia 0 points1 point ago

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This is the catch.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point ago

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jackpot

[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

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Seems fine. Just make sure you wear a condom.

[–]latarian 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, I'll try anything once.

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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It's a dude.

[–]0r1y 0 points1 point ago

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Worst five cents I've ever spent.

[–]fastr1337 0 points1 point ago

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"no teeth or i want a refund."

[–]MrBitchin 0 points1 point ago

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This was made into a shirt, and i fucking love it.

it's the most fantastical cranberry color.

[–]ThatFluffyBunny 0 points1 point ago

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How much teeth do you want?

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 0 points1 point ago

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Ah so THAT'S why it's so cheap