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[–]WarPhalange 35 points36 points ago

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An American wearing a kilt is the ultimate hipster.

[–]madagent 3 points4 points ago

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Also, a man doesn't put a sword tip into the group. It's like putting the muzzle of a rifle into the ground and leaning on it.

[–]frozennudist 11 points12 points ago

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So, after he saw Highlander, Bruce Campbell went to Scotland to find Conner MacLeod's claymore. After not being able to find it, he read the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis one more time and summoned it through the powers of darkness. This darkness, however, comes with the price. For payment of the sword, Bruce paid the Evil Dead with the actually good Highlander sequels. Transforming them into the monstrosities they are today.

[–]Esparno 7 points8 points ago

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What highlander sequels? There can only be one.

[–]RidiculousIncarnate 5 points6 points ago

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Or rather, there should have been only one.

[–]Pest 14 points15 points ago

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Groovy.

[–]greentext_advice 23 points24 points ago

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OP you are a loser neckbeard. People dress and like whatever they like, get over it.

[–]PedroDelCaso 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a little while to figure neckbeard out for some reason. got some fucking lols out of it.

[–]demesarts 12 points13 points ago

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Whenever you see a female hipster, what do you wish would happen?

[–]letitraincandy 68 points69 points ago

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tear her up with my man part.

[–]thejesseb 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Doreagarde 1 point2 points ago

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He won that fair and square, thejesseb. Let's just walk away and leave him be.

[–]alsoathrowaway 14 points15 points ago

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You know what we need more of? Judging people's gender expression. Yeah, lets do that.

[–]Doctor_B 83 points84 points ago

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Have we defined "hipster" yet? Or is it still "white person under forty that I don't like".

Also, man card? Are we fucking twelve? Budweiser and sports and computers! Anything else is for fags!

I like Bruce Campbell, I hope he has better shit to do than enforce your version of what's okay for grown-ass adults to like.

[–]Sabbatai 14 points15 points ago

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Hahaha.. when did computers make it into the realm of "manliness"?

I am a real man after all!

[–]keesh 3 points4 points ago

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Whoa be careful, if you get too excited they may think you are some sort of emotional butterfly female, and take away the man card. Make sure to remain stern and detached at all times.

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

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Telling the Internet not to classify and single out people for mockery is like telling a dog not to lick his nuts. According to my very detailed files, 49.57% of total Internet content available today in some way alludes to something else being "fucking stupid". 50.01% is porno. The rest is imgur memes.

[–]PedroDelCaso 18 points19 points ago

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Agreed, fucking sick of this vague "hipster" bullshit. Wearing anything remotely fashionable or different? You're a hipster omg! Grow up, kids.

[–]Phallic 3 points4 points ago

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Here's the challenge, and I open it to all of reddit.

I want you to find me a photo of a young person, aged 16-30, who is doing something, anything a bit "different" with their personal style (but doesn't fall clearly into another youth subculture like "goth") but who could not be accused of being a hipster by anyone.

That's the challenge, and if you can't beat that challenge it means that Every young person who does anything remotely different with their personal style is a "hipster", which makes it one of the most meaningless and nonsensical epithets out there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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See, that's it. That's a hipster. Someone who does something different. That's why people "hate" them

[–]Phallic 2 points3 points ago

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So it's basically a "get back in line!" sort of insult from people who never want to try anything different, is that right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't go as far as to say its that intentional, but to an extent yes. Every person I've ever met who is the reddit definition of a glasses wearing bearded folk musician will deny that they are in fact a hipster. It's a term used on other people, never yourself

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly! If you want to wear something unique doesn't make you a hipster. What DOES make one a hipster is wearing something only because it is very UNfashionable, and complaining that it is too fashionable. If you go out of your way to wear/do/listen to things that are unfashionable for that reason only, then you are a hipster.

[–]PedroDelCaso 0 points1 point ago

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I find that all the Redditors that are doing all the hipster finger poking are probably as fashionable as they were when their mother's dressed them.

[–]ShockerOnShockStreet 9 points10 points ago

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It's funny. I have friends that have dreadlocks, tattoos, piercings, arts degrees, subscriptions to GQ, etc. They are all vastly different but coincidentally all still called hipsters. Even my friend who spends most of his time shooting and driving around his lifted-as-fuck truck gets called a hipster for wearing flannels.

So basically you're a hipster if:

You have glasses

You wear flannel

You have any tattoos

You ever wear fit jeans

You have any piercings

You have an unusual hairstyle

You wear anything old or bought from a thrift store

You ride a road bike

You wear vests

You're under 25

Until we arrive at the least useful definition for a word ever devised.

[–]keesh 4 points5 points ago

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You're a hipster if you're not exactly like me!

[–]pyrkne 0 points1 point ago

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You're not me... you hipster!

[–]keesh -1 points0 points ago

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Curses! Foiled again.

[–]zeppelinfromled -1 points0 points ago

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That's just not true. There are plenty of people who aren't like me who aren't hipsters. At this point it's basically just a clothing style, but it is a decently defined clothing style.

[–]Wrxed -1 points0 points ago

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You just listed ten things (tho I'd change road bike to fixie). I'd say if you can check at least five of them off (i.e. glasses, flannel, tattoo, fixie, vests) you might be a hipster. Hit six and its a lock.

[–]ShockerOnShockStreet 0 points1 point ago

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Most people can't spot the difference between a road bike and a fixie unless they see someone pedaling down a hill.

might be a hipster

If you can get called a hipster for any of those things (based off of my own observations), what does it mean to actually BE a hipster?

[–]Wrxed 0 points1 point ago

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Here in SF it's obvious who is riding a fixie. Even without the hills it's easy to tell when a bike has hardly any hardware where gearing normally goes. As for what a hipster is, it depends on which five categories you fulfil.

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

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Screw that, I hit 8 and I'm normally wearing a hoodie, jeans, pumas and a black T-shirt.

[–]Wrxed -1 points0 points ago

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Hipsters are typically not self aware.

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

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I've always viewed hipsters as obscurity for obscurities sake, or the same for weird. It's never about actual enjoyment. There's a difference between disliking a band's newest album and disowning a band you used to "love" because of one album.

Unless you are a Metallica fan.

[–]TenerenceLove 4 points5 points ago

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Hipster is a nothing term anyway. It references an elitism that these neckbeards have in spades.

"Hipsters" are just picky about the wrong stuff.

[–]keesh 7 points8 points ago

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I don't get it, you claim it is a meaningless term and then define it, albeit vaguely?

[–]TenerenceLove 2 points3 points ago

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It's a nothing term because it can only be defined vaguely.

[–]keesh 0 points1 point ago

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I see. It makes sense now that you put it that way, I guess I was looking at the phrase too literally.

[–]notdan72 0 points1 point ago

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It insists upon itself.

[–]DLR231 3 points4 points ago

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The only man, man enough to load a shotgun with a chainsaw.

[–]reasondoubt 14 points15 points ago

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it is funny because it is funny to bully a group of people you find different from yourself.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Don't Care. I liked Bruce Campbell before he was mainstream.

[–]tocheer67 2 points3 points ago

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When William Wallace and Robert the Bruce are behind you, you know you're a badass.

[–]Slutfur 8 points9 points ago

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Please, let me comply to your shitty sense of a "man." Let me be a robot just like you.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

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he should just whip out his boom stick

[–]That_guy137 1 point2 points ago

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He isn't centred in the photo. The whole photo is ruined.

[–]sarahlilspry 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yes, bruce campbell.

[–]beardjam 1 point2 points ago

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bruce campbell sure looks like a hipster to me in that picture

[–]Ikarus3426 1 point2 points ago

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A real man does whatever the hell he wants and doesn't give a shit what Bruce Cambell, iamdogman, or anyone else thinks.

[–]hoodedbob 3 points4 points ago

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WOOT! EDINBURGH! also repost.

[–]semperverus 1 point2 points ago

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So when do women get their female cards torn up? Nobody ever asks this.

[–]tinfins -3 points-2 points ago

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When they have a penis.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Read it in his voice. I would say I've been watching to much of him, but I'm pretty sure that's not possible.

[–]iliveinatauntaun 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as hamster, very disappointed/confused when I realized it said hipster.

[–]RiW-Kirby 0 points1 point ago

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That's an epic shot. Any idea where the original might lie? I just don't want the captions...

[–]thefifthwit 0 points1 point ago

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Does it bother anyone else that he's not centered? I'm not claiming some OCD about it, it just frustrates the inside of me.

[–]Mr_Highspeed 0 points1 point ago

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totally read that in his voice too

[–]azurephoenix 0 points1 point ago

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That is such a wonderful example of real manliness! Bruce is what all men should strive for in their lives. Just sayin...

[–]renegadebetty 0 points1 point ago

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is this on television? I have a strong desire to watch whatever this is about

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bruce Campbell, great actor, greatest tutorial voice I've ever had

[–]BadMrFr0sty 0 points1 point ago

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"Good, bad... I'm the guy with a sword" Bruce Campbell ftw

[–]xjxt019 -1 points0 points ago

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Automatic upvote for use of Bruce Campbell.

[–]ohheywattup 0 points1 point ago

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This is Edinburgh Castle...cool

aka I LIVE HERE RIGHT NOW AWESOME

[–]lrdwnstnrk 0 points1 point ago

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Same. Haterz gon hate.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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As I apparently dress hipstery, (But im no hipster. Fuck Irony.) I will now be watching for him in fear.

[–]tom_mandory -1 points0 points ago

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Who is the wierdo in the skirt?

[–]lawlshane -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, look at all the comment rage. What a surprise, the majority of reddit are hipsters.

[–]fett4evr -1 points0 points ago

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HAIL TO THE KING BABY!!! hollywood has the nerve to remake the evil dead movies and NOT have him in them. WTF hollywood?!?!

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

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OP. Ugly girl sad at being rejected by cool people.

[–]sgtpppr -5 points-4 points ago*

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Hipster barista does NOT approve of this and will be writing a stern message on your napkin.

EDIT: I just talked to hipster barista and he does not approve of the downvotes. He has informed me that if this continues, he will be starting a grass roots movement on Facebook to occupy your front lawn (and he has the drums to prove it).