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[–]deathcon62 425 points426 points ago

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When I was a kid, we always cut the rings open before we threw them away so this would never happen. These days, they come in boxes

[–]aceoftrachs 318 points319 points ago

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...and on box turtles apparently.

[–]chrisma08 477 points478 points ago*

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actually, that's a red-eared slider.

EDIT: My slider, Ralph, is in drydock this week while I deep clean his water home.

[–]sirotilc 12 points13 points ago

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Your turtle has swollen eyes.. signs of dirty water.

[–]chrisma08 4 points5 points ago

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I'll check that out. I've had pretty persistent algae which is why I'm deep cleaning his tank. I change the water completely at least every two weeks, but maybe I need to do it every week. I've only got a canister filter in there, but it runs 24/7 and I change the filter every week. I've got about 15 gallons of water for him, but I'm hoping to get a bigger tank this month and give him a bit more room and more open water.

[–]sirotilc 8 points9 points ago

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Algae either means too much lighting or too many nitrates, or a combination of both. If you're doing full water changes, make sure you use water conditioner. Depending on how strong your canister filter is, I wouldn't suggest cleaning all of it, to conserve the biological bacteria. 15 gallons isn't enough for a turtle that size, but I don't wanna preach you. Hope he looks better soon!

[–]chrisma08 8 points9 points ago

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I appreciate you saying something, actually. I have him in the tank he's been in for all his life, and unfortunately, don't really have the money to go out and get him the ideal setup.

I'm hoping to get him a wider 40 gallon breeder tank this month, and I'm trying to find a basking platform that will attach firmly to the side of the tank, so he can have the space below it. Right now, I've got an arrangement of ceramic planters that serves as the base of the basking area, but it takes up a full 1/3 of the space. He's big, and every floating platform I've tried, he just sinks, so I kind of gave up on those.

Ideally, with the bigger tank and platform, I can give him 20-30 gallons of water without him being able to escape.

Thanks for the tips about the algae. I give him 12 hours of full spectrum and basking light a day, but he only basks for maybe 3-4 hours a day. The algae is always under the lighted area. I'll get some water conditioner for sure, and try to get religious about changing out the water every week.

Anyway, I'm open to any advice/suggestions you have, and again, appreciate you looking out for me turtle.

[–]conaan 80 points81 points ago

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Two comments, both with the same information, within a 2 minute time window, who will get the most up votes?

[–]Tarcos 15 points16 points ago

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It's a race!

[–]Lolazaurus 2 points3 points ago

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Wheres Lets_race_turtles when you need him?

[–][deleted] 464 points465 points ago

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It's a red-eared slider /melvin

[–]jstaahl 134 points135 points ago

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Two comments, both alike in dignity, from fair moments apart, where we lay our our scene. Who will be most upvoted?

[–]awesomeideas 20 points21 points ago*

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Can it, Will.

EDIT: Changed "Dick" to "Will" because I am an idiot and thought for some reason that "Dick" was a shortened version of William.

[–]alemfi 13 points14 points ago

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"William" -> "Bill(y)" "Richard" -> "Dick"

[–]t3yrn 78 points79 points ago

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William -> Billy -> Willy = Dick <- Rich <- Richard

William = Richard

[–]GlotMonkee 16 points17 points ago

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mind, forever a blown

[–]awesomeideas 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I know that. I am just in a really confused state of mind.

[–]Hoser117 71 points72 points ago

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It's clearly an hourglass dinosaur turtle.

[–]chiablo 12 points13 points ago

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Women everywhere are going to start putting these on their little girls to guarantee they have an hourglass figure in adulthood.

[–]bobbyhead 95 points96 points ago

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When I was a kid, we always cut the rings open before we threw them in the ocean

FTFY

[–]woo545 3 points4 points ago

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I immediately started comparing this with the original, word-for-word; so it took me a little longer to catch the change.

[–]inFeathers 7 points8 points ago

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I thought you were talking about the turtles there for a second. ... ...To see how old they were...

[–]mypetridish 21 points22 points ago

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what kind of rings are these? plastic rings.. what are they for? some sort of festival?

[–]johnq-pubic 54 points55 points ago

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Where is it that you live, that these don't exist ? They hold 6 pop or beer cans together. link

[–]Phenomena0 27 points28 points ago

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I've never seen one of these in person. Living in central Ontario.

[–]MissCheeks 66 points67 points ago

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What, turtles? You can find them in your local pet shop.

[–]punkfej 30 points31 points ago

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Do you know what a tortoise is? Same thing.

[–]CaptainTurtle 46 points47 points ago

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As a turtle, I disaprove.

[–]DesertYeti 7 points8 points ago

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My Mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

[–]ufoNtexas[!] 2 points3 points ago

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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

[–]phranklin 2 points3 points ago

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They come in 6-packs.

[–]johnq-pubic 13 points14 points ago

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Are you Mennonite ? Just kidding.
I live in Southern Ontario, and I can't go to a food store without seeing them.

[–]Phenomena0 7 points8 points ago

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I haven't seen a Mennonite since moving away from southern Ontario. :p

[–]althobbie 26 points27 points ago

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nigga, what the hell is pop?

[–]AffeKonig 4 points5 points ago

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Pop is magical fizzy liquid that goes "pop pop pop" also, it will eat the paint off your fucking car. Drink up.

[–]leadzeplin77 12 points13 points ago

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It's kinda like grape drank. I'm sure you understand now? "I want some of that purple stuff"

[–]zachinoz 103 points104 points ago

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On the plus side, he has 2 rooms...

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Alternatively, that thing would make a killer salsa/guacamole tray.

Always look on the bright side of debilitating deformity.

[–]Sycosplat 12 points13 points ago

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Dibs on starting a mass-production natural salsa/guacamole tray farm.

[–]pelanderfunk 96 points97 points ago

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You can cut the rings up, but if you dispose of them properly, they aren't likely to end up in the ocean before they degrade from sunlight. The reason you'll see animals entangled in them is because people leave uncut rings at the beach along with their other garbage. And I'm guessing the Planeteers in this thread aren't throwing plastic out at the beach.

If you'd like to do more to mitigate our effects on the environment than a 30-second feel-good gesture, you should volunteer to pick up trash at your local beach or wetlands. You're much more likely to save a turtle from a six-pack ring this way.

[–]greegrawgoat 29 points30 points ago

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this is what i was wondering... "cut up your plastic, now it's safe for the ocean!"

[–]truefinn 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah. The problem isn't that the rings aren't cut, it's that they end up in fucking oceans.

[–]HaroldLauder 2 points3 points ago

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When you think about it the real problem is the oceans.

Scumbag oceans.

[–]TBatWork 682 points683 points ago

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Looks like you're missing a few in your six pack of turtles.

[–]MrCleanMNet 161 points162 points ago

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The funny thing about this is that the Ninja Turtles cartoon used to have this thing at the end of the show where it was a few of the Ninja turtles giving an environmental tip to kids.

One such tip was Leonardo pulling out a plastic six pack ring and slicing it up with his sword... I wish I could find the video.

[–]Eat_The_P00r 324 points325 points ago

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[–]the8thbit 158 points159 points ago

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Cut them into a fine, breathable dust.

[–]awesomeness212 108 points109 points ago

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Don't breathe this.

[–]gnovos 58 points59 points ago

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This kills the ninja.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Yes kids. When you drink beer, please cut up the plastic rings so you it's not harmful for the little fishes.

[–]peeringwound 69 points70 points ago

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Soda also comes in six-packs.

[–]the_el 42 points43 points ago

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Beer also comes in cartons

[–]AnInfiniteAmount[!] 66 points67 points ago

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[–]eric_md 2 points3 points ago

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Those are called tits, and we have them in the states too.

[–]sox5s 3 points4 points ago

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god, i love the internet

[–]thelehmanlip 27 points28 points ago

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A simple act like not dumping trash into the water?

[–]MixMixBrad 33 points34 points ago

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Here we go again with another job-killing, economy-murdering pinko commie idea.

[–]OHenryRules 471 points472 points ago

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What ever you do, DO NOT show this to the Japanese. They don't need anymore new ideas.

[–]TemporaryCatatonic 471 points472 points ago

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Japanese guy here. Too late, i just informed my brethren of this fascinating new hobby.

[–]HighSorcerer 309 points310 points ago

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American guy here. Let me know when "you people" start growing turtles in square jars, I'll buy eight thousand and build myself a house out of turtle bricks.

[–]illogicalreality 181 points182 points ago

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Wouldn't that be a box turtle?

[–]HighSorcerer 67 points68 points ago

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Probably, but we'd be arguing a technicality that I don't think matters after I glue them in place with mortar.

[–]TheLoveKraken 200 points201 points ago

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Wouldn't that make them mortar shells?

[–]Gisbourne 12 points13 points ago

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I like you. will you be my friend?

[–]GiskardReventlov 8 points9 points ago

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You both like turtles.

[–]TurboSalsa 27 points28 points ago

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As an American, I only buy things in 12 packs so this is not my fault.

[–]Tantric_Infix 12 points13 points ago

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As a REAL american, if it's not in a 24 pack or larger, it's a waste of my time.

[–]damadfatter 11 points12 points ago

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BONSAI KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]kyouryoku 37 points38 points ago

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North Korean here. WE SHALL RAIN NUCLEAR FIRE UPON YOU OUT LANDER SCUM.

PRAISE BE TO KIM JONG-IL. GLORIUS LEADER. MAY HE BLESS US AS WE RIDE INTO BATTLE.

[–]amr8 33 points34 points ago

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North Koreans can't access Reddit. good try sir.

[–]kyouryoku 25 points26 points ago

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Actually Thuraya provides satellite internet.

Not many are allowed access, but it's possible. For example from Pyongyang palace.

Also, there are some ways of smuggling internet which I cannot divulge because I support the ban on internet for public use. HAIL KIM JONG-IL.

[–]wazilla 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah. Untold numbers of North Koreans might find out how to access the Internet if you published your methods... on the Internet.

[–]jcroucher56 121 points122 points ago*

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North Korean here. WE SHARR RAIN NUCREAR FIRE UPON YOU OUT RANDER SCUM. PRAISE BE TO KIM JONG-IR. GRORIUS READER. MAY HE BRESS US AS WE RIDE INTO BATTRE.

FTFY

[–]Lizbeanism 40 points41 points ago

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I laughed and I laughed, then I realized I'm racist...

[–]EeeGee 10 points11 points ago

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Hypnotoad here. All glory to the hypnotoad.

[–]ApeofBass 79 points80 points ago

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Bonzai Turtles!!! :D

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[–]ApeofBass 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, turtles kick ass!

[–]tencents 6 points7 points ago

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In chinese culture Turtles often have their shells bound at a young age

[–]shoziku 5 points6 points ago

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are you kidding? this was probably purchased from a japanese vending machine already.

[–]oquin70 814 points815 points ago

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But, just look at that hourglass figure!

[–]klam00 427 points428 points ago*

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36-24-36? Only if she's a turtle with a coke ring!

[–]robobeau 130 points131 points ago

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So your turtle drives a Honda...?

[–]pogowhat 77 points78 points ago

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What the hell is an anaconda?

[–]gadnium 58 points59 points ago

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How is the turtle going to do his side-bends or sit-ups?

[–]MotorboatingSofaB 169 points170 points ago

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Dial 1-900 Turtles-A-Lot

And Kick them Nasty Thoughts

Turtle got Trapped!

[–]alot_to_say 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah baby when it comes to terrapins

nat geo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection

[–]N4N4KI 24 points25 points ago

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[–]WatchesSisterSleep 90 points91 points ago

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Shit like this in the media is why turtles have body image issues.

[–]Capuchoochoochino 58 points59 points ago

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Not surprised someone put a ring on it!

[–]rcmaniac 67 points68 points ago

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The new plastic holders are perforated so that if an animal does get stuck, it'll rip open very easily.

[–]EnragedTurtle 31 points32 points ago*

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Well.... yes and no. Most of the new plastic holders are perforated for easier removal by the consumer, not for any thought for wildlife. Besides, there are also smaller holes within the rings that are not perforated and still pose a risk.

Luckily, Federal law in the United States requires these types of plastic rings to be photo-degradable. It's been illegal to distribute non photo-degradable rings in the US since 1994.

Of course, this is not to say you shouldn't still cut up your plastic rings. Be proactive, yo.

Edited to correct info: photo-degradability not biodegradability

[–]Vegeta9001 63 points64 points ago

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I haven't seen one like that anywhere. Are you from the future?

[–]ArecBardwin 153 points154 points ago

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Well, if Vegeta90001 hasn't seen it, I think we can all agree it doesn't exist.

[–]Russile 24 points25 points ago

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But what about Vegeta9001?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No, just Europe/canada

[–]tnethacker 2 points3 points ago

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He sure has to be as i am from the Present time and live in Europe and haven't encountered such things in any stores.

[–]redditfromwork 2 points3 points ago

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and it also makes getting the can/bottle out much easier!!!

[–]helmethair1 118 points119 points ago

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:(

[–]KillerCanuck 32 points33 points ago

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I work for a major Canadian Brewer at its distribution center for Ontario. All of our tall cans (473mL) come with these plastic 6 ring holders on them. My job at this distribution center is to run flats of these cans through a series of machines that remove the rings. Sometimes we have to do it manually. Either way, 99.99% of these rings stay perfectly intact when they are removed and consolidated into large cardboard bins that we ship them out in to be disposed of. We fill anywhere from 3-4 of these bins a day. I assume its places like this that contribute to the large majority of these rings getting out there.... and no matter how much I wish we could destroy or cut up the rings, there is no way a massive company such as mine would even consider it (for monetary reasons, no doubt). Let alone an entire industry. Little sad, huh?

We remove the rings for stores that sell our tall cans as singles.

[–]flatcoke 26 points27 points ago

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If you have so many of these, they tends to sell them for recycling instead of dumping the whole thing into river. Just saying...

[–]SeptimusOctopus 19 points20 points ago

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It's really more cost effective to make machinery that removes these rings than it is to just not put them on in the first place? It's kind of crazy when you think about it.

[–]Vdra 15 points16 points ago

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Just like how it's more cost effective to ship out materials to a third world country, hire locals to build shoes out of them for just 10 cents a day, and than have those shoes shipped back home,, than to do have them just make the shoes here.

[–]yesukai 2 points3 points ago

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Given that it's 1) illogical and 2) has to do with liquor, I'm going to guess it something to do with liquor laws. You would not believe some of the crazy shit brewers, distillers, and shops have to do.

[–]Tiver 6 points7 points ago

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Honestly, no those are not the biggest contributor. Most of these rings which get properly disposed of, even when uncut, live out their life being burned in an incinerator or recycled. The ones that most commonly end up in the wild are due to illegal dumping. From the asshole who tosses their trash in the wood on the side of the road to countries dumping trash straight into the ocean. If someone is dumping their trash on the side of the road, I honestly don't expect them to also be the type of person who cuts up these rings. Similarly the kind of people who go drinking in the woods and just toss all their cans on the ground.

To really cut down this, please just make sure you and everyone you know properly gets their garbage to a dump or transfer station. It's really depressing seeing a bag on the side of the road ripped open obvious that some asshole just tossed it from their car.

[–]imakepeopleangry 120 points121 points ago

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Perhaps I'm not understanding something here. Clearly this got stuck to the turtle's shell early in its life. Wouldn't the force of the expanding turtle shell (not to mention ongoing erosion) eventually cause the plastic to break? It would obviously take years to expand to this size around the plastic... Apparently it is far more resilient than I had expected.

[–]SpenceMasta 156 points157 points ago

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it did expand, just never broke, turtle shells shed in pieces and are softer than you think

[–]That_Weird_Kid 25 points26 points ago

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With that in mind... would cutting the plastic allow the turtle to eventually regain proper shape?

[–]Boojamon 44 points45 points ago

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No, because the base shape is already formed. Shells appear to grow in layers. It would grow thicker and more as it's meant to, but it would never look quite right.

Ever seen a tree grow around barbed wire, lotus feet or head binding?

EDIT: from a link later down this page.

[–]RDandersen 13 points14 points ago

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lotus feet

I know it's really, but don't you fucking dare remind me that it's not just an elaborate photoshop hoax against me.

[–]Boojamon 15 points16 points ago

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Dude, calm down. It's just latex and melted wax. It's not like they actually broke the bones of the feet, bound them in cloth and allowed them to heal over a period of a year.

[–]tman89 90 points91 points ago

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turtles! because they are softer than you think.

[–]CoNsPirAcY_BE 16 points17 points ago

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Video of deformed turtles:

http://youtu.be/C-1lF-sRc3M

http://youtu.be/ln7_m8Msrgc

Seems real to me..

[–]theCHENRY 2 points3 points ago

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actually the second video is about the turtle in the picture.

[–]godofallcows 8 points9 points ago

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[–]abagofdicks 8 points9 points ago

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Turtles must love those coke rings.

[–]anxiousalpaca 20 points21 points ago

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Why do even have this type of packaging?

[–]CarpeNivem 40 points41 points ago

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For attaching six cans to each other.

(If this is a trick question, I don't get it.)

[–]anxiousalpaca 11 points12 points ago

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It obviously hurt a lot of animals, why not just use thick paper cases?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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cheaper.

[–]Bob3333 11 points12 points ago

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It would be nice if they'd ban these before plastic bags. Twelve packs are fine in their cardboard boxes without rings.

[–]cardbross 6 points7 points ago

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Plastic bags are easier to ban; you can ban them at any level of government with about equal effectiveness, because they're a separate entity from the items they contain.

By contrast, 6-pack rings are a packaging mechanism for distributors, so in order to ban them in a place that doesn't have jurisdiction over the actual distribution company, you'd be in effect banning whatever products are packaged that way. This ban has consequences for consumers, so they're way less likely to accept the measure.

Essentially, in order to stop plastic bag use, you just have to get each local branch of store to stop using them (local legislation), and it has no effect on the items the store is selling. To ban plastic rings, you have to either get the national distributors to stop using them (federal legislation), or ban them locally, and prevent stores in your jurisdiction from carrying the products that are packaged this way (which has an adverse effect on those stores and their customers).

[–]SmokeNLark 453 points454 points ago

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Wow, ok. First, this is sad. I can't believe how many people think this is funny. And apparently no one here understands how things grow. Here's a comparison. If you were a child and I tied a piece of plastic around your wrist and you couldn't get it off, it would eventually cut you and embed into your arm as you grew around it. Yeah, a turtle's shell is hard. But plastic is tough. It stretches and the force of a slowly growing turtle isn't much. It will grow around it and cause internal organs to get all screwed up. And duh the plastic isn't discolored. It is a synthetic material that does not decompose. It's also colorless, so there is no fading.

[–]conaan 394 points395 points ago

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I do not think everyone here thinks this is funny, but some people have the outlook on life to laugh at serious subjects to keep themselves going. I know if I got depressed over every catastrophe that I hear about now a days, I would be in a clinic 24-7. Some people have different ways of coping.

[–]ares_god_not_sign 741 points742 points ago

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Indeed. That's why I bought my 9/11 commemorative Jenga set.

[–]sylver_dragon 724 points725 points ago

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Competitive 9/11 Jenga:

  • Game consists of two towers
  • The players are divided into two teams, one for each tower
  • Each team takes a turn removing from and adding pieces to their own tower (as if each team is playing Jenga by itself).
  • Every 10 turns, each team throws a paper airplane at the other team's tower from 10 feet away. The goal is to knock the other teams tower over without destroying your own.
  • If both towers are knocked over (either by a single toss or successive tosses on the same papaer airplane round) the terrorists win.

[–]vuduchikn 213 points214 points ago

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Used to play this... called it "Al Jenga"

[–][deleted] 155 points156 points ago

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What Qaeda game is that?

[–]entor 83 points84 points ago

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That comment is plane wrong.

[–]bizzo98 34 points35 points ago

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It sorta crashed and burned, don'tcha think?

[–]JTSnidely 55 points56 points ago

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Your terrorist pun thread is bombing.

[–]BullshitUsername 80 points81 points ago

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Jihad a good start, though

[–]clearingitup 32 points33 points ago

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Is it bad that I really want to play this?

[–]oh_okay_ 9 points10 points ago

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Is there another smaller unrelated structure that catches fire?

[–]qizarate 48 points49 points ago

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Never forget

... By playing this game once a year.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Go to google.com with search suggestion on. Type in "What year" and look what the suggestions are.

People can't be bothered to remember that stuff when they have important stuff like Dancing with the stars and a new LCD tv to focus on.

[–]dryga 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kadmylos 25 points26 points ago

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Every 10 turns, each team throws a paper airplane at the other team's tower from 10 feet away. The goal is to knock the other teams tower over without destroying your own.

Don't you mean "Every 10 turns, a player sneaks past the other players and plants a small thermal explosive on one of the bottom blocks"?

...I'll be in r/conspiracy...

[–]DidntClickGuy 10 points11 points ago

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Truthers: Is there any discussion they can't ruin by taking part?

[–]Hawkknight88 9 points10 points ago

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That's a fucking brilliant idea. Also, you take a shot if your paper airplane doesn't hit the opponent's tower.

[–]Beliskner 3 points4 points ago

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and also if it does

[–]JamesGray 4 points5 points ago

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If we're playing 9/11 Jenga, that means the terrorists have already won.

[–]Seaton 8 points9 points ago

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So, in other words, the terrorists inevitably win...

[–]clearingitup 4 points5 points ago

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Read again, the terrorists win only if both towers are knocked over in the same round, but I suppose you can make your own rules.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If a player succeeds in using an airplane to knocks tower down, in the next round, that player is immediately disqualified from the game. The player next to him is beaten to a pulp by the team that lost the previous round.

[–]PeterMus 2 points3 points ago

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Without the 9/11 context this sounds like an epic game.

[–]trevor_magilister 15 points16 points ago

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This comment makes me want to marry you.

[–]ares_god_not_sign 14 points15 points ago

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I can't take too much credit. I found it in a fark.com thread about a week after the planes hit, talking about the most offensive 9/11 jokes we could come up with.

[–]SeriousBusinessSocks 10 points11 points ago

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2001? Sounds like the last time I was on fark

[–]trevor_magilister 2 points3 points ago

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Well you brought it to where I could see it and made me laugh, so there's credit for that :0)

[–]mysteryflavor 15 points16 points ago

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ex: Pedobear!

[–]Kraetion 12 points13 points ago

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This!

While at first I was horrified by this picture, there's a reason I can rely on reddit's comic relief while browsing 'the front page of the internet'.

Upvote

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I think the image is a bit dated, and I believe manufacturers started using degradable plastic many years ago, or just banned them altogether.

[–]BlorfMonger 27 points28 points ago

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I think this is funny

[–]small_penis_syndrome 16 points17 points ago

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look like that dude that made the mario games

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba 1 point2 points ago

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It's also colorless, so there is no fading.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Gunhead 10 points11 points ago

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It'd make a sweet ass violin :)

[–]RoosterCogburnhad1_I 56 points57 points ago

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Turtle girdle?

[–]thethrill 26 points27 points ago

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tortoise supportus?

[–]histumness 11 points12 points ago

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Is your turtle too fat ALL THE TIME?

[–]caligronk 14 points15 points ago

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How do these fuckin things make it out of the trash and into the water constantly? Don't tell me seagulls. It's lies!

[–]samedhi 21 points22 points ago

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No, it is true, turtles are born in the trash, and then seagulls carry them to the water.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

[–]CopyrightLOL 8 points9 points ago

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Your trash can is not a magical garbage elimination device. All of it ends up somewhere and most plastic degrades veeeerrrrrrryyyyyy sssssllllooooowwwwlllyyyy. Next time you throw away a piece of plastic trash please remember that a typical plastic grocery bag takes anywhere from 500 to 1000 years to break down and they are almost impossible to recycle. This is why sensible people bring their own bags when they shop and eschew disposable water bottles for reusable.

[–]shazam99301 60 points61 points ago

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every six pack that comes home with me has gotten the rings cut up for about the last 20 years - do it.

[–]ocdad 47 points48 points ago

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Since a child I've torn them open pretending I'm a super strongman.

[–]Get_inthe_van 23 points24 points ago

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I'm a grown man and I can't even do that now.

[–]ocdad 5 points6 points ago

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So long as it's not in the van, I'd be happy to come over to demonstrate.

[–]oh_hai_dan 18 points19 points ago

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I always cut mine, I've even found them outside away from scissors and torn them apart just to be sure. Save the planet.

[–]Skilleto 2 points3 points ago

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Did you tear them apart and then put it into a bin? or just drop it?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I like to cut all but one of the rings. Like playing Russian Roulette with nature.

[–]desquibnt 9 points10 points ago

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Also what happens when you repost. Another turtle is caught in plastic rings.

[–]frodevil 2 points3 points ago

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This is actually an elaborate post with a double meaning. It's telling you to recycle plastic AND posts on reddit!

[–]Ixenaus 4 points5 points ago

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Dat Ass!

[–]jmact1 3 points4 points ago

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but the only place in Germany I've ever seen these rings is at the PX on post. German soda 6 packs come wrapped in plastic. Most of the German plastic I've seen is clearly biodegradable, and they have an active plastics recycling program. They also use a lot of sturdy returnable plastic divided cases for the 1.5l bottles and beer that are great for keeping your bottles organized.

US biodegradable stuff doesn't look like it would degrade in our lifetimes.

[–]terriblehuman 4 points5 points ago

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this makes me sad despite knowing what a turtle penis looks like

[–]djdiggla 2 points3 points ago

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I had to google it and WTF. It's like a Predator dick!

[–]Kawasumiimaii 43 points44 points ago

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can this be reposted anymore? x100

[–]DustyDGAF 2 points3 points ago

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Reposting pictures of how people are destroying nature's beauty = Karma.

Sweet sweet karma.

[–]ReachingHorizons 9 points10 points ago

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I was at an animal exhibit in Missouri and they had a turtle on display with this same exact problem. His name was Peanut.

[–]idiginthedirt 5 points6 points ago

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Based on photo comparison that is Peanut! Thank you for the info. http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/adoptriver/peanut.html

[–]paingriller 16 points17 points ago

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this is why we should all just drink beer bottles rather then a 6 pack of soda

[–]Malkor 3 points4 points ago

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:(

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]wildhamsterscelica 3 points4 points ago

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I bought a six-pack of gatorade like the smallish bottles.

The plastic had perforations to split the rings open, without needing a knife or scissors.

Little things like that make me like a company more.

[–]Vakarian_Slut 4 points5 points ago

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Either adapt and overcome, or die, this turtle adapted, fuck liberals.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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You could make a cute little guitar out of him

[–]ruination77 24 points25 points ago

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So I'm at Sam's club droppin a deuce. My laugh echoed so damn loud. Then utter silence. Cheers!

[–]KingPojo 26 points27 points ago

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Upvote for the audacity to poop in Sam's Club. You're a braver man than I.

[–]linlorienelen 15 points16 points ago

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He's braver than you think. He's actually in frozen foods.

[–]SourCreamWater 7 points8 points ago

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I ALWAYS rip or cut those things up. Since I was a kid. Seems like it went out of style.

[–]erowidtrance 3 points4 points ago

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It's slimming.

[–]Crunchy_Granola 2 points3 points ago

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This happens mostly from oil rigs that dump trash. yes it happens.

[–]gobleep 2 points3 points ago

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a large portion of discarded plastic ends up here. Please recycle.

[–]sw0 2 points3 points ago

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This is why I always cut up my plastic rings on my soda cans. There is a conservation department near my home that I go and visit from time to time and inside a fish tank they have a turtle that looks just like that one. They call him Peanut because of his deformity.

[–]Warlaw 2 points3 points ago

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[My friend found this turtle while on her internship. Please start cutting these](www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/l9z9q/my_friend_found_this_turtle_while_on_her/)

Submitted 1 month ago by davismm85 to /r/pics 99.8% similar

[–]tumescentpie 2 points3 points ago

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Wouldn't the solution be to make these out of something that is a little weaker or perforated?

[–]ZaphodPrefect 8 points9 points ago

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[–]pogowhat 12 points13 points ago

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If this picture is real, which I personally believe it is, this should be a clear reminder to those of you who are usually too lazy to cut those rings.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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it's a waste of energy to attack the consumer in this way. people always take the easiest path, and an astonishing amount of people are under-informed in this issue. if these are to go away, a public effort against the manufacturers and beverage companies/distributors is the way to go.

[–]StupidButSerious 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed, it's just wishful thinking to expect to fix problem at the surface by having "everyone do their share", much easier and efficient to fix it at the source where only a few people are powerful enough to make the change happen (manufacturer CEO for example).