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[–]jakemyers7 60 points61 points ago

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FENTON!! FENTON!! JESUS CHRIST

[–]AsylumTeaparty 4 points5 points ago

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I must know where this came from

[–]tuacker 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you, I too wanted to know where that came from.

[–]indyphil 11 points12 points ago

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came here to make sure this had been said.

[–]isokickass 12 points13 points ago

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STOP QWOPING, I LOVE YOU*

[–]ozone63 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Dedodido 3 points4 points ago

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I for one welcome our new Capreoline overlords.

[–]AllyMac- 5 points6 points ago

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...AND I WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!

[–]Richzor 4 points5 points ago

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The "I" goes WAY longer in that song. Poor form.

[–]AllyMac- 0 points1 point ago

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Okay.jpg

[–]theuberaids 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ZaP18 1 point2 points ago

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i love how it loads so you see the 'i love you' part last

[–]c5load 1 point2 points ago

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Stop running Danny! we've gotta keep that heart rate down, buddy!

[–]c5load 1 point2 points ago

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We'll leave him to his moosey fate.

[–]dietotaku 1 point2 points ago

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I DIDN'T MEAN IT! DON'T BE ANGRY!

[–]oliverhart 1 point2 points ago

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Us over at /r/moosedongs would love this.

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

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why..

why

[–]CoyotyDave 1 point2 points ago

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I am Bullwinkle. You killed Rocky. Prepare to die.

[–]Koshatnik 4 points5 points ago

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i love that officers always seem to think that they are invincible to animals, until the animal comes at them and they end up running for their lives.

[–]enkmar 3 points4 points ago

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Any ranger who knows what they are doing knows to stay the fuck away from a moose

[–]Koshatnik 5 points6 points ago

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not entirely talking about rangers. city cops moreso. we had one by my house trying to catch a raccoon with a burlap sack....

[–]amarow121 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure I can stop laughing about this. Thank you, you've made my evening!

[–]Fourtone 1 point2 points ago

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May I be the first to say: DAT ASS.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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If he's lucky, he will do moose stuff with the officer.

[–]Intolerance 0 points1 point ago

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He not running he just missed

[–]RockySprinkles 0 points1 point ago

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WAT

[–]MrMarbles2000 0 points1 point ago

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[–]takemetoyourgardener 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of my ex

[–]Tigaj 0 points1 point ago

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Moose do not love. They are the scariest animal I can think of. Other "scary" animals are at least smart enough to deal with. Moose are just stupid and will wreck your shit.

[–]BeardedDeath 0 points1 point ago

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STOP RUNNING! I MOOST ASK YOU A QUESTION!

[–]TheDeadGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that thinks the angles and sizes between the officer and the moose are off?

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

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Stop Running!

You will only die tired.

[–]huuvp 0 points1 point ago

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It's the opposite in Skyrim.

[–]AlaskanMooseFighter 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE WAS THIS???

[–]mooseriot 0 points1 point ago

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All I wanted was a hug

[–]dextergirl247 0 points1 point ago

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that guy looks a little bit like the guy from the game QWOP

[–]farang 0 points1 point ago

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This is a survivalist hunting a moose with only a belt knife.

[–]skyguy732 0 points1 point ago

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This sh*t made the front page? wow...

[–]kentherbnek 0 points1 point ago

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I love this with everything.

[–]1967classical -1 points0 points ago

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I was about to make expresso!

[–]PippyLongSausage -2 points-1 points ago

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Send this to the Republican candidates.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Suddenly, /r/moosedongs

[–]alaughinmoose 0 points1 point ago

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I don't find that funny.