Then you don't know shit about the genre. If you listen to top 40's rock then about 1/3rd of what you hear is christian rock.

Kansas, U2, Creed, Evanescence, and The Simple Minds (to just name a few). Janis Joplin, despite her drug addiction, made her fortune singing what is basically christian blues.

Sharon Osbourne once controlled Light/Asylum records, An early christian label. Ozzy himself has professed christianity and has spent much of his time on his last 3 albums doing so. In fact much of Black Sabbaths more "satanic" tunes are really christian anthems. The band merely researched their writings and rewrote biblical stuff in a dark tone.

Iron Maidens "666" is another christian anthem disguised as secular rock. The band was even surprised then christians panned the tune as it was written for them.

And then there is Bob Dylan and Larry Norman.

Norman is really significant as he is arguably the most recorded guitarist in history. He's sat in for so many too stoned 60's musicians that if you've listen to any amount of 60's and early 70's music, then you've probably heard his work. He's cleaned up everything from The Beatles to the Doors to Pink Floyd and even some of Hendrix's work. He did his own christian rock on the side. In fact Larry Norman invented the genre.

But him and Dylan together also invented rap music. Homesick Subterranean Blues and Readers Digest are the 2 songs that mark the beginnings of Rap music. They sound so alike because the pair worked together for years.

Now here's some example of the lack of shittiness of the genre.

Metal circa 1983. Motley Crue was the big band then. Compartively, Crue sucks to this. In fact there weren't very many 80's bands that skilled.

Or how about something bluesier? That strange instrument you hear is a dulcimer. There is no other rock song that I know of that uses one.

The same band under the influence of Ms. Osbourne. Notice how prophetic that song was and how relevant it is today. It's basically the anthem for the 21st century.

25 years ago today's corporate meltdown was neatly predicted. They don't even mention god. The song just flat out tells you you're being fucked by the banks.

So how about bucking up and quit panning things that you don't know about? Or take advice from a real shitty band that wasn't christian.

"A good tune can be found anywhere." -Axel Rose

FYI: I'm no christian so forget even going there.