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[–]invinciblebug 475 points476 points ago

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[–]notsoeviltwin 194 points195 points ago

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Directed by M. Night God

[–]captainhaddock 89 points90 points ago

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He was dead the whole time!

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 48 points49 points ago

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He was doritos the whole time.

[–]panic_switch 28 points29 points ago

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He was delicious the whole time.

[–]dhaft88 7 points8 points ago

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It would not be until late in his time that more varieties became available, but they were enjoyed by all. Especially the mystery bag.

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[–]ChoroidPlexus 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW man, nsfw. ... sees name ... damn it.

[–]darkhunt3r 1 point2 points ago

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wtf happened ?

[–]neguohsi 2 points3 points ago

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Probably someone linked to a NSFW image without warning, using a novelty account such as "clickregret"

[–]Reposing 4 points5 points ago

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DAMN YOU!

[–]stoneweasel 0 points1 point ago

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There are now far too many of these really rather unoriginal novelty accounts. The first one was kind of funny, the second a little lame the several hundredth one like this, just pathetic.

[–]larkable 8 points9 points ago

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Doesn't matter; had sex.

[–]jpmezart 1 point2 points ago

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he was a spirit the whole time

[–]kierken 15 points16 points ago

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well done!

[–]annoyin_bandit 10 points11 points ago

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That's incest

[–]Edvinivich 12 points13 points ago

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That's wincest!

[–]therealjag 8 points9 points ago

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Dad, dad... I'm adopted.

[–]UndeadMantis 171 points172 points ago

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Oh god. That's Ryan Nigahiga, isn't it?

[–]putyourdumbnamehere 158 points159 points ago

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TEEHEE!

[–]listerineman 10 points11 points ago

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His videos are ok with exception of that God Damn TEEHEE at the end of every video

[–]TayBrew 28 points29 points ago

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If you go back and watch every one of his videos, the teehees are different each time

[–]whatthehelpp 13 points14 points ago

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DEDICATION.

Plus he is one of the only youtubers who won't fucking spam the system just for money ... TEEHEE (。◕‿◕。)

[–]Zantier 19 points20 points ago

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[–]LeftyGunNut 4 points5 points ago

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The only part that was actually funny was in the original image post... =/

[–]Xenc 0 points1 point ago

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Correct.

[–]Epicman 2 points3 points ago

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at 0:54 the switch to a doll haha.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah that's Ryan Higa in his latest video.

[–]DiscretePete 9 points10 points ago

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Now in imgur form!

[–]polerawkaveros 6 points7 points ago

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My brother goes to school with him!

[–]Epicman 10 points11 points ago

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Tell your bro to ask him how hard it is for him to get to and from class with every asian girl on campus humping his leg.

[–]TackyOnBeans 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure he has more than just asian girls on his jock

[–]Jucoy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure he has more than just girls on his jock. (FTFY)

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, but a good 90% are Asian. If you watch any of is IRL videos, or videos of the YTF shit, SO SO SO many asian girls.

[–]josephanthony 32 points33 points ago

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Mom, Dad..I'm Batman!

[–]Lowbacca1977 21 points22 points ago

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Please tell me the reaction shot would look like this: http://media.whatsonwhen.com/frommers/772/554277-I-BG-44671.jpg But, you know, 2 of them.

[–]josephanthony 12 points13 points ago

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Yep. "I'm Batman. - So you two are long-dead"

[–]McKrafty 5 points6 points ago

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Dad, Mom, I'm Asian.

[–]Jafit 26 points27 points ago

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[–]ImADouchebag 13 points14 points ago

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[–]histumness 9 points10 points ago

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No red button? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[–]spaghettifier 0 points1 point ago

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There's a red button, with the words "87.5% of us disapprove" being said by his dad.

[–]histumness 0 points1 point ago

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I was replying to Jafit, not ImADouchebag. I won't fault you for your mistake. Reddit's design makes it really hard to visualize the discussion tree sometimes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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doubleplus gay

[–]bitpeak 0 points1 point ago

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If you're double gay, does that make you straight?

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

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It means you camped outside for Twilight.

[–]Riftsaw -1 points0 points ago

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Was looking for this.

Relevant SMBC right here folks!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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What if you're a man with female brain/personality and you're a lesbian. Is that gay-gay? Statistically speaking it has to happen to at least 10% of the gay community and they'll never know it.

[–]iagox86 5 points6 points ago

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It sounds like you're describing a transsexual lesbian. Not that unusual.

[–]meltmen 20 points21 points ago

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Reminded me of Emotion Eric

[–]TKDgirl 1 point2 points ago

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I miss that guy.

[–]MarySwanson 0 points1 point ago

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came here to say that!

[–]elldrick 67 points68 points ago

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Mom, Mom... I'm Mom

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points ago

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Directed by mom.

[–]DoWhile 51 points52 points ago

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Oh so that's what the M. stands for.

 

 

*disclaimer, the M. actually stands for Manoj

[–]TheCodexx 27 points28 points ago

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"Dial 'M' For Shyamalan"

[–]andreweisz 23 points24 points ago

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"Hello, this is dog."

[–]Aleitheo -1 points0 points ago

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Sounds like it would be a fun show.

[–]Ginnigan 1 point2 points ago

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... et trois?

[–]f03nix 12 points13 points ago

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What a twist !!!

[–]cocorebop 13 points14 points ago

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M. Night Momalan

[–]Godd2 1 point2 points ago

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Momalan 5

Starring 3 new Moms.

[–]Doctor0Doctors 2 points3 points ago

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Starring Mom.

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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I know how that movie ends...

[–]timewarp 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone.

[–]andyman9277 24 points25 points ago

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Oh Nigahiga...you silly bitch!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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rich bitch

[–]wastekid 7 points8 points ago

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Is this from something? I hope it is...

[–]Exactable 21 points22 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amhvFQeDyGY

The part from the image was the best however (imo)

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

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I love the outtakes! They really ruin the video

[–]LeftyGunNut -3 points-2 points ago

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Indeed, the rest was just... lame, really.

[–]takemetoyourgardener 2 points3 points ago

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Sis, bro.. I'm dad

[–]knirefnel 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason I was reminded of this

[–]superawesomeid 5 points6 points ago

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[–]gdmuldo 8 points9 points ago

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Very clever, loved it!

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[–]gdmuldo 0 points1 point ago

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True story, bro.

[–]iambookus 1 point2 points ago

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Image Pilfered, and put on facebook. Thanks.

[–]We_Are_Legion 1 point2 points ago

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TEEHEEE

[–]keshav108 1 point2 points ago

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LOLed hard at this! XD

[–]datoned 1 point2 points ago

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dad, mom... I'm Asian.

[–]OneSweetMullet 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ReachingHorizons 1 point2 points ago

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"It's better to be black than gay, because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother." - Charles Pierce

[–]username_redacted 4 points5 points ago

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Dad, Mom... I'm asian?

[–]rutterkin 1 point2 points ago

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Son, you're adopted.

[–]dc1-3 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't understand why he's as youtube famous as he is, I tried actually watching the video this is from, and it's terribly unfunny.

[–]bink180too 1 point2 points ago

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This may be funny but i'm sure the video wasn't. He's so annoying, it ruins all the humor

[–]Skyhawker 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't expecting that!

[–]therealjag 0 points1 point ago

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Dad, dad... I'm adopted.

[–]i_am_my_father 0 points1 point ago

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Dad, I am you.

[–]WHAT-THE-SHIT 0 points1 point ago

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WAT

[–]Ajbax96 0 points1 point ago

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Mom,mom...I'm dad

[–]Scarlet- 0 points1 point ago

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I go to school with this guy. I heard he's a nice guy.

[–]goodolarchie 0 points1 point ago

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Mom, Dobak.

Edit: Robin

Edit Edit:robber

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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THINGS THAT RUIN THANKSGIV-TEEHEE

[–]zeonIII 0 points1 point ago

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thats was nigahiga TEEHEE for those of you that get it

[–]NorthernGrim[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Nigahiga olololol haven't seen their shit for years

[–]lightbreaksthrough 1 point2 points ago

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Mom, mom... I'm dad.

[–]josephanthony 6 points7 points ago

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I think we should invent a word for that feeling you get, when you go to post a witty comment and find it's already been said; and develop an unreasoning anger at the person who beat you to it! 'Spiegelenfruede' or something like that.

[–]CedarWolf 1 point2 points ago

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Funny thing; I've read a quote from an ancient Roman who speaks to the same effect, stating that he curses all those who said our witty sayings before we did.

It's a shame I can't find the book where I first read it; there was a whole slew of awesome Latin witticisms in it.

[–]Amaturus 2 points3 points ago

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Wiederholungswut

[–]josephanthony -1 points0 points ago

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Em..yeah. Maybe something a little catchier? ;)

[–]Amaturus 6 points7 points ago

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I don't think you understand the German language.

[–]josephanthony -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't think I was trying to. - Germans love big long twisty words; I'm just suggesting 'inventing' a new word, that sounds sort of 'Freudian'.

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

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How about when you know in advance what the top few comments are going to be? If you get in early enough, you can be the one to make the inevitable obvious joke or reference, but if there are already a few dozen comments, you know it's already been said.

[–]donkanonji -1 points0 points ago

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Thus guy needs more upvotes! Unless there's already a word for that in which case...

[–]josephanthony -1 points0 points ago

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My God! It's full of words..........

[–]Elquinis 0 points1 point ago

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just great

[–]Prestian -1 points0 points ago

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TEEHEE!

[–]gorillapoop -1 points0 points ago

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test

[–]MastaRikta -1 points0 points ago

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One of the few times Nigahiga is actually funny, and not just fucking obnoxious.