When the girlfriend asks how I can spend so much time on "that one Reddit site"

Mudkip123456 · 9 months

Oh God I still haven't touched my essay yet

BeakerRulz · 9 months

You say that as if reddit doesn't have an iron grip over all of us. Keeping us here, feeding off of our souls until eventually we become mindless mouse clicking machines fueled by memes, cat pictures and nostalgia

GinNMiskatonics · 9 months

One site to rule them all, one site to find them...

Bernhoft · 9 months

reddit: i dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

briangilmore · 9 months

One gets bored with Reddit, and then continues.

proak · 9 months

Hey everyone! This guy has a girlfriend!

SJBean · 9 months

This is my first day on Reddit, and I have not been able to pull myself away. I've lurked Imgur for sometime, not realizing what I was missing. I admit I feel like I've opened a door to a bottomless pit. Every thing else on the internet is pointless. If its important, I now believe I can find it somewhere on Reddit. Is this a good thing? O.o

jimidybob · 9 months

I nearly hit random earlier I've been on for that long today!

shasnyder20 · 9 months

She should get one! There's some pretty good stuff on here!

elementalrain · 9 months

This might be the truest meme I have ever laid eyes on.

Blufinn · 9 months

Get bored of Reddit...

...go to Reddit.

YOU CANT LEAVE

crazy4improv · 9 months

Solution= get her to join reddit. That's how I finally understood and now I'm on ALL THE TIME.

stepsualseduction · 9 months

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MelisSassenach · 9 months

Why does your girlfriend talk like a mom? "Junior, how can you spend so much time on that Reddit site? You're going to hurt your eyes sitting so close. Put on a sweater it's chilly in here"

SUPERKAMIGURU · 9 months

One cannot simply, escape the reddit.

daidandyy · 9 months

Funny, a guy I'm seeing asks me the same thing. They just won't ever get it...

check_one · 9 months

Hey I can walk away any time I want.

s-mores · 9 months

Yes you do.

You totally do.

frame_limit · 9 months

GO BACK TO /R/CIRCLEJERK

[deleted] · 9 months

One must have intervention to leave Reddit.

[deleted] · 9 months

help!

finishyourbeer · 9 months

Hahaha. Normally, when browsing /r/funny, I usually just register each picture/joke in my mind and silently think, "ha, thats sorta funny." For some reason this made me lol. The picture was perfect.

Surprise-Text-Ending · 9 months

Well you can't just get bored of reddit! It can be confusing to some. One must shove a sea urchin up their butthole.

Phoequinox · 9 months

expecting a "neglected wife" meme side to this

Linky117 · 9 months

REPOST REPOST REPOST

Saava · 9 months

One does not simply get bored of Reddit. One simply runs out of blue links. And then it's time for bed. While also browsing on your cell phone. [FIXED]

Awkward_Arab · 9 months

My girlfriend is slowly getting this hah.

TodTheTyrant · 9 months

bravo sir.

MrBoog · 9 months

I guess I don't know what "funny" means anymore... because to me, this ain't even close.

Quatroking · 9 months

And when you do get bored, you will just open Reddit again in a new tab oh my baby

favoritecolor · 9 months

loose butthole

nepidae · 9 months

when i get bored of reddit i play LoL or skyrim

liberalis · 9 months

I don't get bored per se, it's more like getting to the 10th page and starting to feel the same feeling as returning to earth after a four day acid trip. Words become meaningless. The sun sets and rises simultaneously, in my mind, I can see it. The moon cycles like a kaleidescope on meth. The stars wheel through the heavens. And then a prophetic thought occurs. But I forget to write it down just as sleep overtakes me.

lagspike · 9 months

good, the girlfriend is unaware of skyrim

well done

clashpalace · 9 months

truth.

lawlshane · 9 months

I have.

paperjunkie · 9 months

shit, i get bored of reddit when all the links turn purple.

starlinguk · 9 months

Look, he's smoking an invisible cigar.

Lizardizzle · 9 months

Hah, mine got addicted for days before getting sucked in to TF2.

WinterInJapan · 9 months

You haven't been here long enough.

nightwood · 9 months

I say the same thing as I said when she asked the same thing about WoW:

"there's people on the other side"

boran_blok · 9 months

My thought process: meh, I am bored of reddit, closes tab, opens tab, lets see what is new on reddit.

o0marshmellow0o · 9 months

It is embarrassing how much I laughed at this post.

Borimi · 9 months

One does not simply log off of Reddit. Its front page is guarded by more than just mods. There are users there that do not sleep, and the Reddit Alien is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with cats and memes and pun threads; the very submission you're reading is a poisonous repost. Not with ten thousand karma could you do this. It is folly.

lemurstep · 9 months

I'm getting rather bored with jokes about how addicting Reddit is.

flaccidpedestrian · 9 months

Reddit makes the pain go away... click click click

Fancy_Pantsu · 9 months

I got a malware alert from avast when I tried to follow that link. Use caution redditors.

ThomasMlinek · 9 months

my first day here aswell trying to get the hang of it

krumpetpirate · 9 months

Get bored of reddit. Close reddit. Open reddit in new tab...

AQiLd · 9 months

It's easy to get bored on Reddit. But it's hard to leave, even when you are bored.

Themiffins · 9 months

I do all the time. Than I go to Reddit...It's a never-ending cycle of procrastination.

TrollmemeSource · 9 months

source

bboytriple7 · 9 months

It does indeed get boring, but it's still better than the rest of the internet.

Teekoo · 9 months

I just realized Boromir and Ned are played by the same actor.

skynet907 · 9 months

Browsing Reddit makes you dumb.

Jeffroiscool · 9 months

Ask the girlfriend how she can spend so much time on "that one Facebook site"

HerbertMcSherbert · 9 months

You have a girlfriend? Colour Reddit interested.

violentacrez · 9 months

Removed. One does not simply ignore the rule against memes.

We_Are_Legion · 9 months

Ask her what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

funny

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