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[–]woliver 96 points97 points ago

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Looks like George Washington.

[–]dougsdopedealer 110 points111 points ago

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I heard the motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

[–]swimingmainstream 51 points52 points ago

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he saves children, but not the British children.

[–]MrJubalEarly 12 points13 points ago

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I heard that they cut off this guys body and all that was left was his dick.

[–]jonkoeson 3 points4 points ago

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You mean they cut off his dick?

[–]Chachathefox 1 point2 points ago

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No, they cut off his body from his dick, cause that's all he was in the end, a dick.

[–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points ago

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I heard he once dipped an opponent's wife's hand... In a jar of acid... at a party

[–]thomchristmas 1 point2 points ago

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All made of wood. Or ivory. Or something like that.

[–]tomoom165 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Enursha 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly

[–]NotADamsel -2 points-1 points ago

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George Washington Boner?

[–]mrfrostbear 78 points79 points ago

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that should be the mascot for chatroullete.

[–]Polythene_Man 115 points116 points ago

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This is the definition of NSFW.

[–]OMW 10 points11 points ago

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Is today your first day on the Internet? "4chan" is a synonym for "NSFW".

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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freal, tag please.

[–]DMNWHT 10 points11 points ago

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chill out dudes, its just dicks

[–]Presii 5 points6 points ago

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Delicious, plentiful dicks.

[–]depressed_clown 3 points4 points ago

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Ill get my payback...

[–]Laughingfap 4 points5 points ago

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Why are people neglecting putting the fucking nsfw tag?

[–]themangeraaad 1 point2 points ago

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Very glad one of my customers wasn't walking past my desk right now.

To the top with you.

[–]Detective_Mills 49 points50 points ago

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"With him is his lovely wife Phallicia

[–]Toribor 35 points36 points ago

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[–]theuberaids 21 points22 points ago

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that was disturbing to say the least

[–]NotADamsel 5 points6 points ago

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This almost deserves it's own post.

[–]Detective_Mills 2 points3 points ago

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Go for it, you could use some more karma on that account

[–]NotADamsel 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Detective_Mills 11 points12 points ago

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[–]the_penultimate_user 8 points9 points ago

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Slightly nsfw?

[–]NotADamsel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm playing on the fools who would complain about the use of the NSFW tag to mark posts that aren't erotic and sexual in nature (because even though that bird has flown it's still a horse I'm pissed off at enough to beat). I'm giving them their wish here, as this picture isn't exactly erotic but it's pretty damn sexual. According to their definition, it's only 'slightly' NSFW. As you can see, however, any reasonable person would consider this pretty damn NSFW, just as any reasonable person would consider pictures of gore also NSFW (Despite the complaints of the dissenters).

[–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

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Ah I see,good show sir.

[–]NotADamsel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

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I've noticed that too,its gone from WTF to weird porn.

[–]NotADamsel 0 points1 point ago

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What's really sad about it is that there are already great subs for this stuff. It's almost like the fact that it's a default subreddit makes /r/wtf worse somehow, because people refuse to find the proper section to put their junk.

[–]NotADamsel 2 points3 points ago

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But what would I call it?

edit- nevermind, I have the perfect title.

[–]hostergaard 0 points1 point ago

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Great, now everyone in class looking weird at me...

[–]big-o-notation 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw

[–]Detective_Mills 1 point2 points ago

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Really?

A post with the word 4chan in it, in the WTF subreddit, and a comment that is a play on the word "phallus", and you expect it to be SFW?

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[–]NoHelmet 0 points1 point ago

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Some of us have to let our code compile.

[–]pusangani -1 points0 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK MAN SHIT FUCK

[–]Detective_Mills 2 points3 points ago

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You must not go to 4chan very often.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 14 points15 points ago

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Think you were meaning to introduce the delegate from r/spacedicks.

[–]Excentinel 4 points5 points ago

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This is the ONLY time a /r/spacedicks mention is acceptable.

[–]Bazing1980 3 points4 points ago

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Do not link to that shit! That is dangerous. I'll never forget.

[–]Excentinel 2 points3 points ago

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I was not aware Reddit automatically generates self-linking. . .

[–]Dr_Fix 1 point2 points ago

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what the.. you must have RES. i've heard that all you have to do is type the subreddit and it fills the rest.

if Reddit does it.. hrmmm...

/r/sappho

ninjedit: sweet lightning swizzle sticks, it works! now, is it only for /r/WTF though is the question.

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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i have never gone there and i never will. r/spacedicks, not even once

[–]Phatso816 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKING PUSSIES AND WHINY FAGGOTS, CRY MORE. SPACEDICKS WILL RULE REDDIT, SOONLY.

[–]Bazing1980 0 points1 point ago

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Well, there you go.

[–]mambypambyland 13 points14 points ago

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I found the ambassador from reddit...

http://imgur.com/mi9y8

[–]Colonel-Rosa -1 points0 points ago

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Is that the stupid rage face guy? If not, make this into a rage face!

[–]jestax -3 points-2 points ago

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Hmm yeah looks like he works IT so pretty much.

[–]cwstjnobbs 7 points8 points ago

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Looks more like a Walmart employee to me.

[–]GeeJo 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like Robert Webb to me.

[–]meaghanelise 29 points30 points ago

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nsfw

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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DICKS EVERYWHERE

[–]Phatso816 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to think 420chan isn't as bad as 4/chan. Sometimes.

[–]BoardStoner 2 points3 points ago

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I think that is George Washington.

[–]akunin 2 points3 points ago

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Have you seen reddit lately? This "WTF Revolution" has been nothing but dicks.

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR

[–]Patrickthedoody 2 points3 points ago

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Now I can finally use the word "penisy" in the right context. He is quite a penisy young man!

[–]iama_girl_ama 2 points3 points ago

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DEFINITELY NSFW

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why dafuq is this not labeled nsfw??? My poor eyes! They burn!

[–]hippyhoppin42 6 points7 points ago

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How does this not have an NSFW tag on it?

[–]JabbaDHutt 1 point2 points ago

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I hear he's a dick.

[–]redskyformiles 1 point2 points ago

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This guy needs to tour with GWAR

[–]lolinterbutts 1 point2 points ago

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This is a fucking ancient image and is resized poorly.

This post is bad and you should feel bad. DIAF please.

[–]thavi 1 point2 points ago

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I know that anything from /r/WTF should be immediately considered NSFW, and even moreso when 4chan is mentioned, but please tag.

[–]Phatso816 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKING LIES. THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN DID NOT COME FROM 4CHAN, DEN OF FAGGOTRY AND CHILD MOLESTATION. DO YOU SIMPLE CUNT SCRAPES KNOW NOTHING OF INTERNETUAL RELATIONS?

THIS IS QUITE FUCKING OBVIOUSLY OUR AMBASSADOR FROM R/SPACEDICKS

[–]cwalkerz3r0 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW. learn to use it please.

[–]AloeRP 1 point2 points ago

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Aww come on, I posted this same exact picture without the text and I didn't get a tenth of this guys upvotes. I marked it as NSFW too....

[–]i_am_stardust 1 point2 points ago

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It needs the text, otherwise it is just a repost.

[–]Sageocity 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't there be a few children impaled on those dicks?

[–]Acursed 0 points1 point ago

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The ambassador can please 50 women at once!

[–]srd178 0 points1 point ago

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"Please accept this lithograph of my wife." - Abe Lincoln

[–]Smachimo 0 points1 point ago

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And he would walk around calling everyone else figgit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gets me every time.

[–]miyog 0 points1 point ago

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I heard that mother fucker, had like, thirty god damn dicks. -George Washington.

[–]bonochromatic 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn it you fucking cunt nugget douche canoe. The fucking NSFW tag exists for a fucking reason. Now there's dicks all over my work browsing history.

[–]lia_sang 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, he did say 4chan. I always automatically assume dicks when I read that....

[–]bonochromatic 3 points4 points ago

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You do have a good point there. But I really wanted to type "cunt nugget" and so I did.

[–]WeAreTheEnd 1 point2 points ago

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But...now there's cunt nuggets in your work browsing history, what now, WHAT NOW

[–]Samueltouchdown 0 points1 point ago

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personally I was quite enamoured by "douche canoe"

[–]lia_sang 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Weren't these the uniforms security guards at Sexpo in Australia wore?

[–]uFawked 0 points1 point ago

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Dicks. Dicks everywhere

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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Ha. I remember that party. I think that might even be me standing in the background there ...

[–]Toyotaobsession 0 points1 point ago

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You sure he's not from Japan?

[–]smokeybearsb 0 points1 point ago

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It's so. Fucking. True. Laughed a lot

[–]Mr5306 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking cancer...

[–]monstereddit 0 points1 point ago

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This is lies, the real 4chan guy would have a hole for his real dick

[–]NonViolentWar 0 points1 point ago

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This is the ambassador from Fark.com

Pretty sure Pedobear is the 4chan Ambassador.

[–]Im80u16_Imhardusoft 0 points1 point ago

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This is still yet again some tasty copypasta

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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over 9000 penises

[–]coffedrank 0 points1 point ago

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The ambassador from reddit is the annoying kid in class that you want to beat up who keeps telling really old jokes in an incorrect fashion.

And he claims he came up with them.

[–]admiral_snugglebutt 0 points1 point ago

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I died. I am now dead. The internet makes sense that it absolutely should not make.

[–]daganj 0 points1 point ago

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i clicked on this in class, unknowingly. All heads within a 3 desk radius behind me turned ever so quickly

[–]fahim64 0 points1 point ago

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It's a ball-chinian!

[–]KerplunkIV 0 points1 point ago

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Looks Shopped

[–]dontpushthatbutton 0 points1 point ago

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never fear, i come from the internetz

[–]kthxbaii 0 points1 point ago

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Under different context, but I actually saw this pic on facebook a week ago.

[–]pinnaclefig 0 points1 point ago

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I'm at work. I would like to suggest that all /r/wtf links be accompanied by a NSFW thingy because I never look to see if it is from /r/wtf

[–]Ikimasen 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily I work at a dick suit factory so this image can be considered safe for work. In fact, I plan to use this image to look busy when I'm on Reddit.

[–]Omarun 0 points1 point ago

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The guy seems like a bit of a dick

[–]McWeen 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing this picture for the first time years ago. I still would be willing to drop some serious money to buy this costume.

[–]Jayem163 0 points1 point ago

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Cool George Washington costume.

[–]indecisiverobot 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear lawd I lul'd hard at work. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]billiarddaddy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit, I dreampt I went to work like that once - fucked up dream made real.

Thank you, Reddit.

[–]TheThingy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid his actual dick may be in one of those...

[–]Ziyad786 0 points1 point ago

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I think Ambassador of Chat Roulette is more appropriate EDIT: never mind, someone already said that. should have ctrl-f'ed it

[–]Diquebutt 0 points1 point ago

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CANDLE SNIFFING FUCKFENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS

[–]thereal_slimshady 0 points1 point ago

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this is funny and all, and i hate to have to say this but

/b/ =/= 4chan

there is perfectly normal people in the rest of the website.

[–]Danez 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST YOU UNORIGINAL CUNT!

[–]Relevant_Troll 0 points1 point ago

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Let me give you all a public service announcement: Your "return to roots" has actually resulted in you frontpaging the tamest sector of spacedicks, over and over again. I've seen all of these fucking pics on spacedicks already. jesus christ.

[–]Phatso816 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but any time you actually mention r/Spacedicks in r/WTF, people start to get offended and "violated".

You have to remember, most of the people who browse r/WTF are sensitive, young, or just whiny cunts, so they actually find this content to have some wtffactor instead of just humor.

I mean, look at all the people crying about it previously not having a NSFW tag. There are people who get on the internet and actually believe that they can avoid "NSFW" stuff, and cry about it whenever they're exposed to it. As if they didn't know better already.

[–]aznchump411 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE PLEASE TAG NSFW. But I guess.. if its from 4chan I just had to assume it was....

[–]DanteRien 0 points1 point ago

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LOL Might wanna think about a NSFW tag. Really hoping none of the kids in this library saw that.

[–]mjwinger1 0 points1 point ago

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Unsubscribing from /r/wtf. It's been 12 hours and this isn't flagged, yet? goodbye.

[–]Phatso816 -1 points0 points ago

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Because r/WTF cares, really.

Don't let the door hit you where evolutionary biology split you, bitch.

[–]Whit3y 0 points1 point ago

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this looks more like someone from 7chan

[–]nickateen -1 points0 points ago

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Funniest thing I saw all day.

[–]kajarago -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW on this shit.

[–]RawrRevenge -1 points0 points ago

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are you sure thats not for reddit?

[–]usebothhands -1 points0 points ago

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Paw paw?

[–]laikaislost -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Leelad 1 point2 points ago

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No, from the beginning of the internet.

[–]laikaislost -1 points0 points ago

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it was a joke... boing boing got hacked last year and that was their front page image for ~1hour. I linked to an article explaining that.

[–]tnt8897 -1 points0 points ago

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dsnt matter, you still fail.

[–]Maldizzle -2 points-1 points ago

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NSFW please

[–]rkos -3 points-2 points ago*

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Looks more like the ambassador from 420chan.

Why the downvotes? "DICKS EVERYWHERE" as a placeholder for empty posts comes from 420chan as far as I know.