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[–]buttguy 1177 points1178 points ago

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She's now either blind in one eye, or can see for miles.

[–]Chrisduhhhfur 285 points286 points ago

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Its blind in one eye. I remember my Soph year of college taking a riflery class, for whatever reason it was scheduled for 4PM on a Friday.

The prof hated it. He had to start every session with "if you've been day drinking, just go the fuck home" because apparently some genius one year thought it'd be a great idea to pre-game a class where you fire live weapons. About the same situation occurred, I imagine. Only in the south.

[–]Lonsdale 352 points353 points ago

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Wait, guns is a subject in college??? Where, what, why... So confused right now.

[–]well_golly 151 points152 points ago*

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Hell yes! I took trap and skeet shooting at Eastern Michigan University.

They required you to take 2 athletic credits to graduate. I loved Trap & Skeet so much, I took it two more times (for 3 credits) - the maximum re-take allowed for 'gym'. Got an "A" all three times.

When I was at registration, I told a registration worker: "I want to take archery for my gym requirement, I want to do the least strenuous work possible."

She said "Take trap & skeet shooting then!".

It was a sweet gig: We would stand around at an off campus skeet range, waiting our turns to shoot, with our coffees in our thermoses. Classmates stood at their positions: "PULL!" <CRACK!!> ... "PULL!" <CRACK!!> ... All the while the golden sun rose gently over dew covered fields. For those hours, we lived like Connecticut aristocrats. ... Meanwhile some poor suckers were out jogging with ass swamp levels of sweat around a track on campus to get their two credits.

[–]johnlukepicard 52 points53 points ago

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I think you've just single-handedly reversed the emigration caused by the troubles in Detroit.

[–]I_suggest_band_names 66 points67 points ago

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Troubles In Detroit

[–]DownWithPants 2 points3 points ago

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I like you.

[–]supergauntlet 3 points4 points ago

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I'm thinking of going to EMU now.

Do they still have that?

[–]Cynikal818 11 points12 points ago

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trap and skeet shooting sounds like something involving hookers in downtown alleyways

[–]thatguyjohn 11 points12 points ago

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Upvoting for being born in an aristocratic town in Connecticut

[–]jtisch 4 points5 points ago

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how many years ago was this?

/me needs a gym credit

[–]Karma_Redeemed 2 points3 points ago

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Take heart, even if that isn't still available, most college's have "Hidden Gem" PE courses that are actually a ton of fun. Rock Climbing is the big one at mine! (Thank you rich donor that decided to give us a 3 story indoor rock wall!)

[–]hopstar 3 points4 points ago

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most college's have "Hidden Gem" PE courses that are actually a ton of fun.

Mine was "Hiking and Orienteering", which basically meant wandering around the woods and getting drunk for a couple of hours. Easiest, and most fun, credit I ever received.

[–]TwoHands 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck california. I want to take that class, even if it means waking up at the asscrack if the morning.

[–]Chrisduhhhfur 274 points275 points ago

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Clemson, South Carolina. Riflery, turkey hunting, pretty much anything you can imagine that involves shooting something. And because its awesome?

[–]Lonsdale 279 points280 points ago

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And here I am in Canada taking multi variable calculus and open channel hydraulics classes like an idiot! That sounds so much more fun.

[–]LifeFailure 208 points209 points ago

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But he gets paid in turkeys and you get paid in Canadian money. Who's laughing now?! Probably still him.

[–]gazow 144 points145 points ago

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nobody ever pays me in turkeys :*(

[–]shadesofgrace 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Tron22 13 points14 points ago

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pffft, don't act like you haven't seen that we're now ballin'.

[–]Feet2Big 54 points55 points ago

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[–]drockers 131 points132 points ago

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ya but turkeys are like $12.79

[–]MoarVespenegas 127 points128 points ago

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If you adjust for inflation it makes turkeys basically worthless.
I mean who wants inflated turkeys?

[–]chaos386 162 points163 points ago

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Parade organizers.

[–]Dyrtan 11 points12 points ago

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WKRP

[–]TuesdayAfternoonYep 24 points25 points ago*

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Google's numbers say the USD is now back to being stronger than the CAD.

https://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=1+usd+to+cad

(and the Australian Dollar, while we're at it.)

[–]Airazz 28 points29 points ago

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I like how there's a girl in the picture, but Reddit is discussing current tendencies in USD and CAD exchange rate.

[–]cynognathus 10 points11 points ago

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USA! USA! USA!

[–]GeorgeRomero 21 points22 points ago

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FYI USD>CAD http://i.imgur.com/x1nHQ.jpg

FTFY

[–]nostalgic_blast 14 points15 points ago

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I still remember the day when the Canadian dollar finally became stronger than the American. It was a giant fuck yea in everyone's head.

[–]cjt09 58 points59 points ago

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It was a giant fuck yea in everyone's head.

Unless you've taken Macroeconomics 101.

[–]alphawolf29 26 points27 points ago

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He's kidding. A lot of people were really pissed.

[–]sgtpppr 15 points16 points ago

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Nothing says "we win" like paying more for everything you buy (except maple syrup and Molson).

[–]utterpedant 39 points40 points ago

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"I'll be honest with you, Mr. Chris. Your résumé isn't exactly up to snuff for our firm. It seems you lack even the minimum qualifications for the position, you have no applicable experience, and your only notable education is a doctorate in ... does this say riflery?"
"Yessir, that it do." chhk-chhk
"...welcome aboard."

[–]JackHorner_Filmmaker 5 points6 points ago

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Hahaha I went to Clemson too. Two of my buddies took riflery and hated it. Said the guy who taught it was a batshit redneck and didnt let them shoot hardly at all.

[–]Chrisduhhhfur 4 points5 points ago

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Really? Our TA was badass, and they just built a brand new range. When I took it we fired pretty much everything. Our guy was a safety nutcase, but I'm pretty sure thats 'cause he almost lost his job over the aforementioned moron. They may have taken it at a bad time, I imagine the semester after that happened no one even got to see a live weapon haha.

[–]Niflhe 4 points5 points ago

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When you said "Only in the south", I expected it to be either a class at USC or at Ole Miss.

While I am disappointed, I am not in the least bit surprised. Go Tigers.

[–]Ueland 8 points9 points ago

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Hang on, we did knife making in high school. Important to do here in Norway since we all need to be able to fight of angry trolls and/or polar bears.

[–]Mexi_Cant 18 points19 points ago

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I had a knife making class in my high school but we called them shanks and used them to survive.

[–]extra88 24 points25 points ago

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That wasn't a class, that was poorly-supervised detention.

[–]DrWhoMetaCrysis 8 points9 points ago

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In my college in Oregon we had archery and such. Back in the 80's they had rifle classes as well. The school even had an underground rifle range back when it had gunsmith classes. Also, until the early 2000's some Oregon Colleges had a credit plateau, 17-21 credits cost the same amount so you could add a few extra classes at no credit charge. A class like this surely had a lab fee attached, but the school covered the credit hours. I took a few intro MIL classes they used for ROTC for fun. We had labs in marksmanship, rock climbing, orienteering, and white water rafting.

[–]Blake83 15 points16 points ago

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Only in the south.

Southerner here, this is not all that surprising

[–]superfuzzy 13 points14 points ago

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In this case it is an air rifle, so she will walk away with a light bruise, but yes your point remains.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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When I fired my first sniper rifle I made sure that I did it safely.

The second I opened this image I was like "This just looks dangerous", although the pirate connection took a while to connect. I was wondering why she'd suddenly start download films illegally after poorly firing a rifle...

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 9 points10 points ago

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The fact that you call that a 'sniper rifle' makes me think you have no idea what you are talking about.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'll translate it to "explicit context" for you so you can understand:

When I fired my first sniper rifle, of which I have defined on purpose to point out that I fired a specific type of rifle, I made sure I did it safely.

I've also fired a few handguns, including a magnum, one of the much larger ones.

Though, I haven't had many opportunities to fire them, so I am not very experienced, but enough to know how to reload, aim and fire the guns I've used.

[–]fadedsun 9 points10 points ago

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Wait- A Southerner got all the way to college before learning to fire a rifle? Was he a sickly child? I don't understand. I learned to fire shotguns and rifles at age 5 or 6 as well as everyone else I knew.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it was a Yankee transfer student.

[–]Tokiehardo 8 points9 points ago

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In his bum?

[–]space_paradox 33 points34 points ago

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America: Where shooting guns is a science.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Videogames are homework.

[–]killiangray 57 points58 points ago

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And pizza is a vegetable.

[–]wildo421 8 points9 points ago

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Mountain dew contains high fructose corn syrup which is made from corn. Is Mountain Dew a vegetable too?.

I'm sensing a new Whitehouse.gov petition.

[–]killiangray 4 points5 points ago

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Damn. That's just science, is what that is. You can't argue with science.

[–]mattindustries 2 points3 points ago

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I just finished off a Mt. Dew Throwback (real sugar) and feel like I got screwed on my servings of grains for the day.

[–]MingusFan 2 points3 points ago

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but.....corn isn't a grain.

[–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 25 points26 points ago

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America: Where, in some places, they offer education in riflery and hunting skills.

Also, America: The country that leads the world in scientific research by an insanely large margin.

[–]Mousekewitz 9 points10 points ago

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A basic education in firearms would have really helped out the poor girl in the OP.

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba 12 points13 points ago

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there is nothing wrong with shooting guns, the problem is shooting people with guns.

[–]US_Ranger 23 points24 points ago

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The problem is shooting the WRONG people with guns.

[–]wheelinthesky 4 points5 points ago

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relevant username

[–]wildo421 2 points3 points ago

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Southerners shoot animals with guns. You city folks are the ones that screw that up.

[–]Katana622 11 points12 points ago

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Pretty sure shooting guns is a science, just like almost anything really.

[–]chewitt 5 points6 points ago

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Shooting is a skill, not a science. Most things are not sciences, really.

[–]DrJudgmental 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Richeh 2 points3 points ago

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The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are hers to see on clear days.

You'd think that she would need a crystal ball to see through the haze.

[–]derping 2 points3 points ago

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buttguy, Y U NO MAKE BUTT COMMENT!?!?

[–]buttguy 3 points4 points ago

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She's still got two eyes, if you count her brown eye! For you, my friend.

[–]olivermihoff 1 point2 points ago

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Don't jump to conclusions people, it might be one of them new-fangled rocket launchers...

[–]peopledownvoteme 1 point2 points ago

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I did'nt understand the joke until i read your comment. I guess I'm a pervert cuz I was thinking a pirate would rape her?

[–]FinKM 104 points105 points ago

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That's a break-barrel air rifle, she'll be fine...hopefully.

[–]jokr004 28 points29 points ago

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My friend did this back in highschool with a break barrel.. It's still gonna land a good punch, but she'll keep the eye.

[–]SamZR 189 points190 points ago*

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I didn't know it was possible for my eye to cringe.

[–]irawwwr 159 points160 points ago

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I didn't get the pirate's eye reference at first. Thought it had something to do with butt pirate. Sigh.

[–]Bored_At_Night 81 points82 points ago

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Dat booty.

[–]Honey_Otter 21 points22 points ago

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Y'Argh, there be plundering to do of that there booty.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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it looks like shes already fired though that could be wrong

[–]rytis 21 points22 points ago

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she's using the other eye now.

[–]DrAnachronist 291 points292 points ago

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Speaking of pirates, check out that booty!

[–]TheKeiron 121 points122 points ago

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All Hands on dick!.. Er.. I mean deck...deck...

[–]Bored_At_Night 42 points43 points ago

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Just one is usually enough.

[–]Nemokles 54 points55 points ago

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Usually.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Speak for yourself!

[–]leoboiko 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, I find it gets best with three or more dicks.

[–]jtisch 5 points6 points ago

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yargg wheres me peg leg.

[–]guest4000 12 points13 points ago

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Speaking of pirates, check out that booty!

Hell yeah! Today we're all butt pirates!!

...wait

[–]relevant_rule34 451 points452 points ago

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[–]syspig 58 points59 points ago

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I'd double tap that.

[–]johnq-pubic 79 points80 points ago

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How many bullets are in that magazine ? She just keeps firing and firing.

[–]Tetha 14 points15 points ago

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Cyborg women. Belt-fed through left foot, torso, hand with integrated magazine adapter. Can keep firing until you're starved, given a large depot.

[–]GCanuck 239 points240 points ago

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Can I get that with real boobs and not fake ones please? The fake ones don't bounce as nice as real ones do.

[–]relevant_rule34 775 points776 points ago

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okay - NSFW

[–]pendejada 151 points152 points ago

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Your diligence is astounding.

[–]MusicMagi 31 points32 points ago

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Your lack of faith is disturbing

[–]hels 3 points4 points ago

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Doing God's work.

[–]GCanuck 241 points242 points ago

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Ahh ya... That's the stuff.

[–]deathbyvaccine 22 points23 points ago

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Hostess

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Starcraft marine

[–]lia_sang 106 points107 points ago

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Relevant_rule34, you are, and shall always be, my hero.

[–][deleted] 125 points126 points ago

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But now the gunshot is fake.

[–]Alabama_Man 109 points110 points ago

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Shut the fuck up Donny!

[–]Projectile_Muffin 20 points21 points ago

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Donny, you're out of your element!

[–]keesh 5 points6 points ago

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You have no frame of reference here Donny, you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie-

[–]JammySTB 11 points12 points ago

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How the fuck did you notice that?!

[–]whoadave 31 points32 points ago

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Because you can see her pull her arms back instead of them springing back due to the recoil.

[–]JammySTB 50 points51 points ago

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I saw bouncy tits.

[–]theeespacepope 10 points11 points ago

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Also the muzzle flash.

[–]DFP_ 9 points10 points ago

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Check relevant_rule34's alt text.

[–]bvanmidd 19 points20 points ago

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The slide doesn't recoil back.

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[–]snapp3r 27 points28 points ago

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I'm 100% sure that is a scene from Feast 2. One of my favourite B-movies.

Midgets on a catapult? Hell yes.

[–]awesomeideas 8 points9 points ago

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No one seems to wear proper ear protection anymore...

[–]chesterdjester 6 points7 points ago

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lets make it a challenge, give her a real gun instead of a fake one

[–]SuperBicycleTony 2 points3 points ago

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What needs to be said is that this fellow is a pro. It took 8 minutes between request and delivery. Damn.

[–]Psythik 3 points4 points ago

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This chick is way hotter IMO.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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now one where the guys balls bounce

[–]S1rkka 6 points7 points ago

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that gun holds a lot of bullets i watched it shoot like 50 bullets without reloading ....

[–]fani 2 points3 points ago

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bookmarked for after work

[–]Dmanator 205 points206 points ago

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Yay for people not knowing how to use guns properly. For those of you who don't understand the pirate reference, her eye is to close to the scope of the rifle, and the stock is not on her shoulder, so when she fires the scope will hit her in the eye from the recoil.

[–]GeneralWarts 127 points128 points ago*

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As long as we are spitting out knowledge, this looks like an air rifle (BB gun). The kick is barely noticeable. Even if it was a .22 I don't think it would hit her too hard.

That doesn't take away from the moral here. Use your shoulder to brace for the kick. Even using your shoulder a larger rifle could surprise you and give you a black eye if you are too close to the scope.

[–]svartvarg 57 points58 points ago

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As long as we are pointing out things about the picture; she doesn't have the finger on the trigger either, and it looks like she's just peering at something with the scope without intent to shoot (or at least attempting to (rifle scopes, how do they work)).

[–]thebigslide 45 points46 points ago

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She probably wouldn't see jack like that. Scopes have an "eye relief" distance as part of their design. If you're too close, all you'll see is black or a fuzzy blur.

[–]EatingSteak 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, even if she's just using the scope... still doing it wrong.

[–]superfuzzy 6 points7 points ago

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You might be surprised. Mine is only a .177 but the kick is very noticeable. It is at the legal limit of 16J muzzle energy, so I am sure if I held it in this way I would at least get a bruise on my eye.

[–]GeneralWarts 5 points6 points ago

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I guess I shouldn't have spoken in absolutes. I haven't fired an air rifle in awhile and was going off memory. Thanks for the info.

[–]wolfmann 14 points15 points ago

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caliber isn't everything... energy is. standard 5.56mm nato rounds are ~.223 remington; .223 is very close to .22. The difference is mostly in the amount of gunpowder/type of gunpowder.

[–]NiPlusUltra 12 points13 points ago

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.22 LR is also rimfire and is shaped more like pistol round. The bullet has less mass so there's less kinetic energy involed as well.

[–]technothrasher 8 points9 points ago*

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The difference is mostly in the amount of gunpowder/type of gunpowder.

And the fact that the typical .223 bullet is 50-100% heavier than the typical .22LR bullet.

[–]TokenRightWinger 12 points13 points ago

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And one is rifle round and one is a pistol round.

They take two completely different sets of powder.

I don't think you can compare the two unless you have like 100 in repair.

[–]LNMagic 26 points27 points ago

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It doesn't look like her finger's on the trigger.

[–]LouieKablooie 8 points9 points ago

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That is what I was thinking maybe a bore sighting or something.

[–]AyaJulia 9 points10 points ago

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I'm disappointed I had to scroll this far to find this comment. She's obviously not firing, just looking through the scope.

[–]VL3500 12 points13 points ago

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It's all fun and games until someone loses an aye.

[–]ikilledyourcat 4 points5 points ago

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then its a sport

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points ago

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Pretty sure that's a pellet gun and has virtually no recoil.

[–]Sasken 182 points183 points ago

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I don't care if it's an unloaded toy gun, it's still no way to hold a rifle.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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Oh I definitely agree with that.

[–]rednefgibson 14 points15 points ago

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It looks kind of sexy despite obvious flaws.

[–]Tibyon 6 points7 points ago

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I got a nice bruise from an air powered pellet gun... I'm a fucking idiot.

[–]santasdick 9 points10 points ago

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its definitely a pellet gun

[–]BeMoreCareful 9 points10 points ago

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plink plink not pew pew.

[–]Bleeeh 5 points6 points ago

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It's got a massive spring that's about to shoot forwards, though not a huge amount of recoil, if she's holding it tight it'll (bringing it backwards with muscle tension after the forward recoil) be enough to give her a black eye for a day.

[–]media_guru 10 points11 points ago

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took me a minute to realize you didn't mean "butt pirate"

[–]mangonel 36 points37 points ago

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The piratical image of an eyepatch is not due to traumatic monocularism, but to enable them to retain sufficient night vision to see below decks in the daytime.

[–]indeed_something 23 points24 points ago

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Yes, an eyepatch can be used for that purpose. Do you have any historical references that document eyepatches being used for that purpose?

[–]mangonel 48 points49 points ago

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Not even a massively unreliable one, no.

[–]colonel_mortimer 7 points8 points ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the damage to depth perception would outweigh waiting a minute for your eyes to adjust to ambient light.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 10 points11 points ago

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Waiting a minute for your eyes to adjust while trying to board and seize a ship by force is probably a great way to get a knife through your stomach.

[–]almightydk 65 points66 points ago

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Dat Ass!!

[–]Blacksheep01 13 points14 points ago

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First thing I noticed and stared at. Then I went to the comments and was thinking "a butt pirate will be born?" Then I went back to the pic, looked at her ass again, then the comments and you see the pattern. Finally, at long last, I noticed the gun wasn't resting on her shoulder and a light actually appeared over my head.

[–]Jaws666 7 points8 points ago

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That's an airgun.

[–]seal_clubber1949 4 points5 points ago

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As someone who has had a case of "scope eye" once all I could do was groan and say a dragged out "Noooooo"

[–]monsquid 4 points5 points ago

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Rest of the set?

[–]sidney_crago 13 points14 points ago

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[–]monsquid 7 points8 points ago

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Said it as a joke, didn't expect an actual set.

[–]sidney_crago 3 points4 points ago

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Have always found this chick to be ludicrously hot, couldn't resist an opportunity to share.

[–]Brilind 6 points7 points ago

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It's an air rifle, no kick...nice try

[–]coalitionofilling 4 points5 points ago

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Took me a minute to realize she didn't have the gun secured under her armpit :| distracting ass is distracting. That recoil must have hurt.

[–]bokbok 3 points4 points ago

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For a second I thought you were refering to the fact that she was dressed similar to a pirate and that the recoil would hit her in the face forcing to squeeze out a baby pirate from between those legs. I may have overthought this.

[–]SalvageOperation 2 points3 points ago

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that is a pellet gun. I doubt the recoil will be very bad.

[–]lupulusmaximus 2 points3 points ago

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That's a pellet gun, no recoil...

[–]ForseenSeraph 3 points4 points ago

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Too bad it's an air rifle. No kick, not even enough for a bruise. She doesnt look like she could lift something bigger than a BB gun.

[–]taurus45 7 points8 points ago

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thats funny cause shes gonna bleed from her face...

[–]gaoshan 7 points8 points ago*

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Only an asshole would let someone actually pull the trigger on a real gun in a situation like this (and even if this is a pellet gun or just a .22 the point of the photo, and the point of the OP, is to show someone doing something that would result in injury if there were any significant recoil).

I did essentially this same thing when I was a kid and was learning to shoot (I was used to lower power guns so I got too close to the scope, not realizing how much kick there would be) and all I can say is that it takes a special kind of dick to let someone injure themselves for amusement purposes.

[–]luckytobehere 4 points5 points ago

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A neighbor of mine has a hunting cabin and he would generally have his friends and family come up for deer season. They all drank like fish. One night he decided to let his 12 year old son try out a 12 gauge deer gun (with scope) out for the first time. Did not end well. As everyone there (except for the kid) was drunk, my dad had to drive this kid to the ER.

Country folk, beer and guns just seem to go together. I'm not condoning rather just pointing out the prevalence.

[–]Vee_Vee 8 points9 points ago

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I'm 98% that's a Beeman air rifle, with virtually no kick at all.

Does this mean a dumbass was born about one hour ago?

[–]rawr_i_am_girl 2 points3 points ago

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The suspense is killing me...

[–]System_32 2 points3 points ago

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She doesn't even have her finger on the trigger. It's behind the guard. And it resembles an air rifle, like the ones with a break barrel

[–]flyersfan018 9 points10 points ago

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Boner will be born in 3...2...1...

FTFY

[–]Creole_Bastard 2 points3 points ago

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A few people already said it, but it bears repeating: that is a break-action air rifle. It has no recoil. Her eye was/is most likely fine. Piracy averted.

[–]Sasken 4 points5 points ago

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I hope the guy with the camera stopped her before she pulled the trigger.

[–]TodayIsMyFirstDay 7 points8 points ago

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love the name of the post

[–]Snoopyseagul 1 point2 points ago

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Elizabeth!

[–]Vash108 1 point2 points ago

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That is going to hurt

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was going to be a gif, hung around for a a lot longer than I should have (can't see the address on my iPod)

[–]boxxa 1 point2 points ago

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Ha scope eye is a bitch.

[–]bloodredmoon 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny...because recoil

[–]Napoleon_Hill 1 point2 points ago

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Classic case of "butter eye"

[–]StockmanBaxter 1 point2 points ago

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At first glance I thought it was a joke about pillaging for booty.

[–]matt_rhorn 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that a break barrel air rifle? Her eye should be fine. It's not as funny though.

[–]Naberius 1 point2 points ago

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I have a nasty scar in the midst of an eyebrow from doing something in that general neck of the woods as a teenager. Okay, not that stupid, but then my ass isn't that nice either.

(Poor trigger discipline. Finger on trigger while I brought the gun up to my shoulder. Managed to trip trigger while stock still about two to three inches from my shoulder. Result: sore shoulder, lots of blood and stitches just over my eye.)

[–]messarosh 1 point2 points ago

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Just so everyone knows, that is a pellet gun and she is most likely just fine. unless there is an attacking bear she is trying to defeat.

[–]IggySorcha 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get how people will hold a gun like this automatically-- it's not even comfortable, which should be a pretty good sign that's not how you do it.

[–]Thatisnotmylane 1 point2 points ago

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omg i hope shes ok ... shes got a pretty hot bod. I would hate for that to go to waste ...

[–]manfrmearth 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else notice the poop coming out of her skirt?

[–]sidney_crago 1 point2 points ago*

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You're welcome.

Very NSFW

[–]Scarjaka 1 point2 points ago

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It took me like 30 seconds to realize what was going on, but only because I kept staring at her ass.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dat arrrrrse.

[–]handsomewolves 1 point2 points ago

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funny thing is i check out her ass first, since it was a girl posted onto Reddit i assumed it was something to do with her. Then i saw she was holding that rifle all wrong, and then i saw it had a scope.... whoops.

[–]geology_rocks 1 point2 points ago

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It's only an air gun. But then again some do have a bit of recoil so it could have given her a very nasty bruise.

[–]lifesquaredisdro 1 point2 points ago

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Keeps holding onto hope that it's a gif

[–]miltondave 1 point2 points ago

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DAE notice she's holding a pellet gun? Those things have barely any recoil at all. If it was a 30-06, that would be something.

[–]I_always_say_this 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention dat ass.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hold my beer and watch this.

[–]quikniq 1 point2 points ago

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BANG!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRR, ME EYE!!!!! Yep, Pirate has been born.

[–]whollo918 1 point2 points ago

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Took me a second, but it was completely worth it.

[–]chocolate_ 1 point2 points ago

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You'll shoot your eye out!

[–]Jmass23 1 point2 points ago

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You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas...ho...ho...ho...

[–]redmanzy310 1 point2 points ago

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That is a Ruger 10 .22 ... they don't move.

[–]JimboLodisC 1 point2 points ago

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