A pirate will be born in 3...2...1...

buttguy · 9 months

She's now either blind in one eye, or can see for miles.

FinKM · 9 months

That's a break-barrel air rifle, she'll be fine...hopefully.

SamZR · 9 months

I didn't know it was possible for my eye to cringe.

DrAnachronist · 9 months

Speaking of pirates, check out that booty!

relevant_rule34 · 9 months

This is a GIF of a topless woman firing a gun as the recoil makes her boobs bounce - NSFW

Dmanator · 9 months

Yay for people not knowing how to use guns properly. For those of you who don't understand the pirate reference, her eye is to close to the scope of the rifle, and the stock is not on her shoulder, so when she fires the scope will hit her in the eye from the recoil.

VL3500 · 9 months

It's all fun and games until someone loses an aye.

Sasken · 9 months

Pretty sure that's a pellet gun and has virtually no recoil.

media_guru · 9 months

took me a minute to realize you didn't mean "butt pirate"

mangonel · 9 months

The piratical image of an eyepatch is not due to traumatic monocularism, but to enable them to retain sufficient night vision to see below decks in the daytime.

almightydk · 9 months

Dat Ass!!

Jaws666 · 9 months

That's an airgun.

seal_clubber1949 · 9 months

As someone who has had a case of "scope eye" once all I could do was groan and say a dragged out "Noooooo"

monsquid · 9 months

Rest of the set?

Brilind · 9 months

It's an air rifle, no kick...nice try

coalitionofilling · 9 months

Took me a minute to realize she didn't have the gun secured under her armpit :| distracting ass is distracting. That recoil must have hurt.

bokbok · 9 months

For a second I thought you were refering to the fact that she was dressed similar to a pirate and that the recoil would hit her in the face forcing to squeeze out a baby pirate from between those legs. I may have overthought this.

SalvageOperation · 9 months

that is a pellet gun. I doubt the recoil will be very bad.

lupulusmaximus · 9 months

That's a pellet gun, no recoil...

ForseenSeraph · 9 months

Too bad it's an air rifle. No kick, not even enough for a bruise. She doesnt look like she could lift something bigger than a BB gun.

taurus45 · 9 months

thats funny cause shes gonna bleed from her face...

gaoshan · 9 months

Only an asshole would let someone actually pull the trigger on a real gun in a situation like this (and even if this is a pellet gun or just a .22 the point of the photo, and the point of the OP, is to show someone doing something that would result in injury if there were any significant recoil).

I did essentially this same thing when I was a kid and was learning to shoot (I was used to lower power guns so I got too close to the scope, not realizing how much kick there would be) and all I can say is that it takes a special kind of dick to let someone injure themselves for amusement purposes.

Vee_Vee · 9 months

I'm 98% that's a Beeman air rifle, with virtually no kick at all.

Does this mean a dumbass was born about one hour ago?

rawr_i_am_girl · 9 months

The suspense is killing me...

System_32 · 9 months

She doesn't even have her finger on the trigger. It's behind the guard. And it resembles an air rifle, like the ones with a break barrel

flyersfan018 · 9 months

Boner will be born in 3...2...1...

FTFY

Creole_Bastard · 9 months

A few people already said it, but it bears repeating: that is a break-action air rifle. It has no recoil. Her eye was/is most likely fine. Piracy averted.

Sasken · 9 months

I hope the guy with the camera stopped her before she pulled the trigger.

TodayIsMyFirstDay · 9 months

love the name of the post

Snoopyseagul · 9 months

Elizabeth!

Vash108 · 9 months

That is going to hurt

YourOldBoyRickJames · 9 months

I thought it was going to be a gif, hung around for a a lot longer than I should have (can't see the address on my iPod)

boxxa · 9 months

Ha scope eye is a bitch.

bloodredmoon · 9 months

It's funny...because recoil

Napoleon_Hill · 9 months

Classic case of "butter eye"

StockmanBaxter · 9 months

At first glance I thought it was a joke about pillaging for booty.

matt_rhorn · 9 months

Isn't that a break barrel air rifle? Her eye should be fine. It's not as funny though.

Naberius · 9 months

I have a nasty scar in the midst of an eyebrow from doing something in that general neck of the woods as a teenager. Okay, not that stupid, but then my ass isn't that nice either.

(Poor trigger discipline. Finger on trigger while I brought the gun up to my shoulder. Managed to trip trigger while stock still about two to three inches from my shoulder. Result: sore shoulder, lots of blood and stitches just over my eye.)

messarosh · 9 months

Just so everyone knows, that is a pellet gun and she is most likely just fine. unless there is an attacking bear she is trying to defeat.

IggySorcha · 9 months

I don't get how people will hold a gun like this automatically-- it's not even comfortable, which should be a pretty good sign that's not how you do it.

Thatisnotmylane · 9 months

omg i hope shes ok ... shes got a pretty hot bod. I would hate for that to go to waste ...

manfrmearth · 9 months

Does anyone else notice the poop coming out of her skirt?

sidney_crago · 9 months

You're welcome.

Very NSFW

Scarjaka · 9 months

It took me like 30 seconds to realize what was going on, but only because I kept staring at her ass.

[deleted] · 9 months

Dat arrrrrse.

handsomewolves · 9 months

funny thing is i check out her ass first, since it was a girl posted onto Reddit i assumed it was something to do with her. Then i saw she was holding that rifle all wrong, and then i saw it had a scope.... whoops.

geology_rocks · 9 months

It's only an air gun. But then again some do have a bit of recoil so it could have given her a very nasty bruise.

lifesquaredisdro · 9 months

Keeps holding onto hope that it's a gif

miltondave · 9 months

DAE notice she's holding a pellet gun? Those things have barely any recoil at all. If it was a 30-06, that would be something.

I_always_say_this · 9 months

Not to mention dat ass.

[deleted] · 9 months

Hold my beer and watch this.

quikniq · 9 months

BANG!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRR, ME EYE!!!!! Yep, Pirate has been born.

whollo918 · 9 months

Took me a second, but it was completely worth it.

chocolate_ · 9 months

You'll shoot your eye out!

Jmass23 · 9 months

You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas...ho...ho...ho...

redmanzy310 · 9 months

That is a Ruger 10 .22 ... they don't move.

JimboLodisC · 9 months

Doing it right in Sweden

funny

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