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[–]ninnymonger 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus rides regular.

[–]SensibleMadness 1 point2 points ago

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Upskirt Jesus.

[–]allenizabeth[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Bro Jesus.

[–]KyASkeptic 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like a way to start a threesome...

[–]AsaAaron 1 point2 points ago

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[–]allenizabeth[S] 0 points1 point ago

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OoooOoooh! What's this? A shirt generator?

[–]flanl 0 points1 point ago

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The Wedding at Cana is Jesus at his funnest.

It's amazing how Mormons don't consume alcohol after hearing about that magic trick. And the hard-line Christian Women's Temperance Union fighting for prohibition, come on.

[–]LordMcDoogleberg 0 points1 point ago

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Thats the portal to hell on the kids skateboard.

[–]upsidedownpantsless 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck helmets. I've got Jesus!

[–]DollyHaze2012 0 points1 point ago

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I need this in my life.

[–]Jochor 0 points1 point ago

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Think about how much different this would be if it was a priest holding his hand.

[–]badhairguy 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus is so powerful he can pull off a mctwist on a skateboard.

[–]Isoentropic 0 points1 point ago

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Can I double my money with Jesus in a casino?

[–]rgliszin 0 points1 point ago

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is jesus smoking a doobie?

[–]mintponi 0 points1 point ago

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