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[–]Xamnam[!] 167 points168 points ago

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I thought the point was to not attract attention...

[–]Flapjack_ 98 points99 points ago

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Well come on. Is Ezio's walking renaissance armory outfit that much better?

[–]TheNarratorOfBastion 163 points164 points ago*

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The Assassins: real sneaky, masters of subtle kills; their reputation kept our friends, the Ura, on their toes.

Kid's got some skill with the knives. Knows he's good: figures he might as well look good doing it.

[–]crazyguns 13 points14 points ago

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I read that second line in the narrator's voice even before looking at your name..!

[–]kinnadian 23 points24 points ago

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Probably because every other line in the actual narrative starts with "Kid".

[–]jrhop364 2 points3 points ago

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Can I get some reference videos so I know what this account should sound like? I love what he says, I just don't know how to sound it in my head.

[–]TheNarratorOfBastion 15 points16 points ago

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Kid liked what he saw, though he didn't know what to make of it.

Figured he should head over here and maybe over here too.

[–]jrhop364 7 points8 points ago

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I want to play that game now, just because of the narrator.

[–]JeansOnly[!] 8 points9 points ago

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The game is amazing. Visuals, music, gameplay, and the narrator.

[–]Pliskin01 2 points3 points ago

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Narrator from Bastion.

[–]CaisLaochach 11 points12 points ago

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Looking badass and looking subtle are the same, right?

[–]zanhoshi 10 points11 points ago

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In that era, in Italy? Yes.

[–]Tetha 14 points15 points ago

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At least. At least the hidden blade is hidden in his sleave. His hidden blade is not a huge fucking blade that is as large as her fucking forearm, strapped to her wirst in plain sight, with a fucking large sign "Look! I stab you wif this" strapped to it.

[–]Azeltir 28 points29 points ago

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But you wouldn't see it, due to boobs.

[–]supergauntlet 9 points10 points ago

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She has blades?

[–]G_Morgan 1 point2 points ago

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He misspelt boobs.

[–]shiftup72 -1 points0 points ago

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She?

[–]supergauntlet 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't even care.

[–]SamWhite 2 points3 points ago

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You have a point, I did actually miss the blades entirely.

[–]Flapjack_ 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno. The gauntlets don't look that bad.

They only really look obvious because she's showing em off. Go look up a picture of Ezio's, if he was showing you the underside of his forearms they'd be pretty obvious too.

[–]supergauntlet 0 points1 point ago

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Humiliation?

[–]ninjatarian 18 points19 points ago

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To be fair it took me a long while to see she had blades.

[–]EliteKill 10 points11 points ago

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Actually, I think somewhere it is mentioned that female assassins used their sexuality to get close to their targets.

[–]Tokiehardo 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, wasn't one of your contacts in Venice the Madame of a brothel?

[–]Nukleon 3 points4 points ago

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Depends on the job. I think they say enough times in AC1 that they mostly prefer cutting down the target in broad daylight, since this maximises the terror.

[–]headasplodes 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but you need to be subtle in order to get close to them.

[–]GamerKiwi 4 points5 points ago

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Dat assassin.

[–]_TURbo 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing is true, Boner is permitted.

[–]L0v3isaverb 1 point2 points ago

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Op needs to sort his priorities

[–]agentidaho 0 points1 point ago

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She is going to seduce the templars in order to get them to take off their armor

[–]boomboom124 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Aun_vre 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I saw this illustrator in an old 'fantasy' art book "Spectrum(14?)" Never bothered to look up the artists site. Hey everyone this is the source!

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

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Hooray!

[–]hearshot 84 points85 points ago

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I really hope she's a firm believer in the whole "everything is permitted" part of the creed.

[–]TeCuervo 23 points24 points ago

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Now you got me thinking "nothing is true"...

[–]dfn85 14 points15 points ago

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Including the fact that she's really a she.

[–]x3ntr0pyx 2 points3 points ago

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Think you might have been on the interwebz too long.

[–]Trickboss 11 points12 points ago

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Hah, firm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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everything?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't played the game, but "Everything is permitted" is part of Ivan Karamazov's discussion while in the elder's chambers in the Brothers Karamazov. Is there any connection there?

[–]timmyvos 0 points1 point ago

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Not really. The real life hasjashin (or whatever) really used that as their creed.

[–]The_Snig 16 points17 points ago

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I'd requiescat in her pace.

[–]Arefel 22 points23 points ago

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"Will you die for me?"

"Only if you smother me!"

[–]alamandrax 11 points12 points ago

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"... by sitting on my face."

[–]VonAether 7 points8 points ago

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Rules of the Internet:

Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character; conversely for every given female character, there is a male version of that character.

[–]BankaiPwn 2 points3 points ago

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Rule 63 and Rule 34... Fuck my childhood...

[–]GenericCanadian 1 point2 points ago

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Literally

[–]pharacon 17 points18 points ago

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The funny part is no one would see her, they would all be staring at her tits, the cops would come and say did you see the killer, Yes I have seen them.

[–]ItsSoBeautiful 31 points32 points ago

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[–]Orbixx 41 points42 points ago

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[–]huge_toes 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]GenericCanadian 6 points7 points ago

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[–]lonko 1 point2 points ago

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this is why I love reddit...

[–]AmazingTROLL -1 points0 points ago

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relevant username?

[–]Unmoved 9 points10 points ago

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Irrelevant username?

[–]karltee 5 points6 points ago

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i like big boobies as the next guy but those look like it would be hard to do parkour movies lol

[–]alamandrax 7 points8 points ago

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She'd have trouble seeing her own feet.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago*

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NSFW Related.

Link to Sam Spratt's (author) site. The page scripts doesn't allow for a direct page link of the artwork; however, definitely visit his website and take a look at his other artwork. He's an very talented chap.

[–]plastedman420 0 points1 point ago

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I thought you made the secound picture bigger due to the nips'. But then I saw that thats just the way the artist rolls. Nice find sir.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Just your luck...you can get it in print! Shoot him an email; I'm sure you'd both appreciate it!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Check out his other work too, before you order. You're bound to find another piece of art that you may much prefer in print.

[–]Nabkov 6 points7 points ago

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Also, historically (and to an extent now with the french phrase le petit mort) words like 'die' or 'kill' were euphemisms for sexual climax. So yeah . . . In your en-do

[–]dioxholster 25 points26 points ago

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she looks more like a whore than an assassin. And women at the time used poisons to kill, there were assassins but not the knifing kind. Spin-off idea maybe??

[–]h0witzer 1 point2 points ago

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She took a mission at a brothel, obviously.

[–]Drift3r 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the stereotype was that women used poison but it certainly wasn't the rule.

[–]SenenCito 7 points8 points ago

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Showed this to my gf, now she wants to do that costume

[–]MenaNoN 5 points6 points ago

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Since you felt the need to tell Reddit, I need Pics.

[–]IWillNotBeBroken 3 points4 points ago

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...for science!

[–]Gringos 2 points3 points ago

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Is there... more?

[–]jimdoescode 2 points3 points ago

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In AC:Brotherhood I only recruited female assassins for this exact reason.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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She would have been chased out by the towns folk and burned for being a prostitute and a succibus.

[–]Loreinatoredor 12 points13 points ago

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*succubus, not succibus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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god damn it. über spellcheck

[–]chiablo 0 points1 point ago

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Suck my what?

[–]Loreinatoredor 7 points8 points ago

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Succubus - noun -
A female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

[–]Taer 11 points12 points ago

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Dm;Hs

[–]InfinitePower 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't Matter; Had Succubus

[–]Ewindal 0 points1 point ago

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HDS;DHS

He Didn't Sleep; Didn't Have Sex seems like a more elegant solution.

[–]Chefs_Dad 1 point2 points ago

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She's a god-damn succubus!

[–]Loreinatoredor 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'd phrase it more like: "She's a god-gifted succubus!"

[–]Nomagon 0 points1 point ago

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Can I borrow some money man? I need about Tree-fiddy

[–]RedhandedMan 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the townsfolk loved whores.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Well they're expensive :(

[–]Vennificus 3 points4 points ago

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I'd show her my hidden blade

[–]spartan421 1 point2 points ago

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darn, all i've got is a hook.

[–]Frito_Pendejo 0 points1 point ago

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I'd have a doctor take a look at that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Show me more.

[–]EvoEpitaph 1 point2 points ago

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This is how you properly stun lock as a rogue.

[–]DJFunkMasterFlex 1 point2 points ago

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mm, dat drawing.

[–]d3triment 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the new phone wallpaper!

[–]ultrastoat 1 point2 points ago

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Gamers: Doing and saying retarded things for tits since Tomb Raider.

[–]JoePanda253 1 point2 points ago

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Wait she still has her fingers...... She's a fake!

[–]Dovakhim 1 point2 points ago

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I bet she does a killer handjob

[–]WarPhalange 28 points29 points ago*

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Disproportionately large tits.

EDIT: Look at all the white knights defending a picture. She's not real. She was drawn disproportionately and I do not find that attractive. Get over it. I don't like seeing giant tits all over the fucking place. It doesn't make any sense. A petite woman would be far more effective an assassin than a woman who can't see because her tits are in the way.

[–]mystache_ 101 points102 points ago

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You say that like its a bad thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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typical female armour

[–]WarPhalange 45 points46 points ago

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It is. Proportion > size.

[–]AfroKona 36 points37 points ago

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Internet sex hipsters are the worst kind. "Wow, she has some nice boobs." "THEY ARE OUT OF PROPORTION 0/10 WOULD NOT FUCK."

[–]WarPhalange 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, that's exactly what I said. Very kind of you to post a recap.

No, I'm just against the trend of GIANT TITS = GOOD Because I don't think so. I think proportion is better than pure size.

[–]AfroKona 3 points4 points ago

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I think your opinion is stupid but I respect it.

[–]tsjone01 0 points1 point ago

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Since when is criticizing proportions in art "internet hipster"? Its a drawing with huge tits. It's got awesome shading, but the focus, the "message" of the drawing is "conspicuous boobs." It contradicts the premise of the subject. Putting her in any other costume wouldn't change the composition at all. It's a beautifully rendered boring piece. It's also a re-re-repost not from the original author with a bad title. I agree with the criticism.

Yes, it's titillation, I'm impressed you can have a chemical reaction in your brain that makes you aroused. Take a number.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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So a 10 foot tall woman with the exact same proportions as a 5 foot tall 'ideal proportions' woman would be just as good? Because fuck that. Short girl with big titties rule.

[–]masterofstuff124 0 points1 point ago

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i love me a tall women.

[–]Indie59 10 points11 points ago

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Moreso disproportionally small waist. Especially for those hips.

[–]GuerillaGorillas 19 points20 points ago

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Well, she is wearing a corset, after all.

[–]Mechakoopa 42 points43 points ago

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Those aren't breasts, they're storage for her internal organs while she's wearing the corset.

[–]AnAngryFetus 5 points6 points ago

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Disproportional everything, really. The arms are skinny, the head looks small... I mean, not to diss the artist because it's still a good drawing, but I can't pop one to something that looks so inhuman. I don't get why everyone is like "OMG, sexy time with her now!!11!11!"

[–]Monkey_Junk 13 points14 points ago

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I don't think making a proportionally accurate woman was ever the artist's intention.

[–]Koeniginator 11 points12 points ago

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elbows too pointy: wouldn't fuck

[–]bemota 2 points3 points ago

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I agree with you but the head is not small.

[–]AnAngryFetus -1 points0 points ago

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It may be the angle, but it seems a little small to me.

[–]stupidly_intelligent 1 point2 points ago

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I would put my money on the hood doing its job.

[–]CaptainMrBucket 1 point2 points ago

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God. You make me feel like it is a crime for liking and fapping to this.

[–]kinnadian -2 points-1 points ago

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I think the only disproportionate thing is the length of her arms; the half above the elbow is far too long. Obviously the tits are out of proportion because thats what video game nerds want to see, but the rest I think is fairly accurate.

[–]ALoudMouthBaby -1 points0 points ago

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but the rest I think is fairly accurate.

Even with a corset I don't think a waist like that is normal, healthy or even humanly possible for anyone with a pulse. Certainly not proportional.

[–]kinnadian 10 points11 points ago

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I know girls with a waist half the size of their hips. You usually don't see this because they aren't wearing a corset, but if you squeeze their waist (the area directly below their ribcage), they are often actually quite small.

See these girls: 1 2 3

Note that these waists are squeezed as small as they can physically get; obviously in a 2-piece swimsuit they won't look like this, but that's because they wouldn't have a corset on.

The whole point of a corset is to make the waist as small as possible. It is not "natural", no, but it is considered "classically beautiful" to have a small waist and (relatively) large hips.

[–]Gareth321 10 points11 points ago*

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Men are generally attracted to women with a favourable waist-hip/breast ratio. That's why discussions revolving around weight and waist size are largely unproductive. A large girl can be just as attractive as a skinny girl, if the ratio is attractive. Generally speaking that means larger hips to smaller waist to larger breasts. The picture in question is an exaggerated archetype of that preference.

While you don't find such a ratio attractive, many do. So while I respect your opinion, please make sure to respect the opinion of others.

Edit: see also 1 and 2

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I like your counter point to his post, and the reference. A+, would upvote again.

[–]housnap 3 points4 points ago

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My back hurts just looking at her.

[–]TheEggAndI 1 point2 points ago

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would be interested to see how she manages to balance on a pole.

er, uh, i mean...nevermind, thats works too.

[–]Titfish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I used to know a little girl with almost those exact proportions.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Was she an assassin?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A petite girl is not tall. This image has a clearly very tall girl - note where her knees end. Add the rest of the legs in. That's a tall girl.

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[–]MintySocks 3 points4 points ago

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Not only is this picture cooler, it's also real. Seriously, this girl BUILT WORKING METAL HIDDEN BLADES.

[–]alexgeek 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, it makes her look mannish.

[–]S7RIDER83 1 point2 points ago

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Psshh, everyone knows women don't need knives to kill a man

[–]retro8bit 3 points4 points ago

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She's kinda fat around the tits.

[–]skaboss217 4 points5 points ago

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I wouldn't be happy. Fuck that bitch id rather live

[–]muffley 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently if a really, really hot chick walked up to him and said "die" he'd do it.

[–]sandwich_time 1 point2 points ago

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kill me.

[–]apman90 4 points5 points ago

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Later.

[–]Kombat_Wombat 1 point2 points ago

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Really? You would just kill yourself if she asked you to.

I'm not trying to be serious, but this is kind of a silly thing to say.

"Go kill yourself."

"Oh, you're hot. alrighty then."

[–]wilse 1 point2 points ago

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Why does she still have her ring fingers?

[–]jaxnos 5 points6 points ago

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Same reason Ezio still has his?

Unless she's wearing an older design (Altair's version), I can't really tell.

[–]Hippocrap 1 point2 points ago

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Altair modified the design so as not to need the finger removed IIRC.

[–]HerrShaun 1 point2 points ago

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She'd be a horrible assassin. Chicks can't do anything without telling 50 of their friends.

[–]wallythewombat 0 points1 point ago

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Wax her blades?

[–]sodakdave 0 points1 point ago

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I am dissapoint... Where is the hookblade?

[–]Logondo 0 points1 point ago

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I bet she'll blend right in.

[–]Tinctorius 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think she's going to ask you anything.

[–]Skinninator 0 points1 point ago

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can anyone cosplay this?

[–]Baaz 0 points1 point ago*

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only if she'd allow me to fuck her brains out for a week by that time she wouldn't want me to leave

[–]dcss 0 points1 point ago

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Resquietat in pace

[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

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I'm getting an assassin's crease... in my pants

[–]moronic_comment 0 points1 point ago

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I would happily allow her to penetrate me.

[–]I2obiN 0 points1 point ago

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I don't usually say this but fsuuion;rsouhhnMOARRRRRRRRRR

[–]jbillzz33 0 points1 point ago

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She would never ask you. Assassins don't seek permission.

[–]reaverdude 0 points1 point ago

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haha

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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I'd rather go on living all the same.

[–]Farabee 0 points1 point ago

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You could say she's Ezio on the eyes.

[–]meowtiger 0 points1 point ago

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looks kinda like taylor swift

[–]D3m0nk1d 0 points1 point ago

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Assassins don't ask.

[–]walsh303 0 points1 point ago

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NERDS!!!!!

[–]jehe 0 points1 point ago

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this isn't nsfw you conservative.

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

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She reminds me of the princess in the Dune miniseries.

[–]Mackinstyle 0 points1 point ago

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I would ass ass in her.

[–]nintendofreak44 0 points1 point ago

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Death by snew snew.

[–]arcade_13 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just happy that someone posted something assassins creed related. Where has all the love been for revelations? :(

[–]SyanticRaven 0 points1 point ago

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She's not missing a finger ¬,¬

[–]ninjacheese 0 points1 point ago

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is this a fanart or is it an actual character?

[–]synimbricate_samael 0 points1 point ago

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As a girl, part of what I like about the women assassins in Brotherhood is that they aren't 'sexy assassins.' They are assassins who are women. I'm not agianst sexy assassins, and she's super hot, but it's nice that they were practical about it. I'd like to live in a world with BOTH ends of the spectrum.

tl;dr: She's hot, I also like the regular lady assassins. I hope for a balance of both.

[–]CykoMelody 0 points1 point ago

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Can i get a little slap and tickle before i die?

[–]mog75 0 points1 point ago

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dat blade! edit:blades

[–]zarawesome 0 points1 point ago

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I guess she needs all that to distract the enemy from those "concealed" knifes.

[–]Cheesaurus -3 points-2 points ago

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I'd to her with my penis. In a sexual way.

[–]RikBo 4 points5 points ago

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Is your penis the hammer?

[–]chewieconcarne -1 points0 points ago

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What in the world could possibly make this NSFW?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Religion.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How is this NSFW?

[–]Fa1nT 4 points5 points ago*

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breasts + puritanical society

[–]NWoutcast -2 points-1 points ago*

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If this is NSFW your boss is a dick.

[–]OnmyojiOmn 5 points6 points ago

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If this isn't NSFW you're a fucking child with no work experience or common sense.

[–]Kylethedarkn 1 point2 points ago

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Well if you're taking that stance, being on reddit is NSFW.

[–]Maxximarxamus -1 points0 points ago

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With tits like that, she'd never be sneaky.

[–]cdbaksu -1 points0 points ago

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Tits are too big...

[–]Tacos_in_my_Butt -1 points0 points ago

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Source?

[–]devilsadvocated -1 points0 points ago

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Tell me I'm not the only one who thought that was Elspeth for a second...

[–]dumbkid -1 points0 points ago

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Her balance when running around on buildings would be horrible, she has the highest centre of gravity ever seen