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The 'ol switcharoo (i.imgur.com)

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[–]bubbaholy 47 points48 points ago

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One day when we are all in our seventies, someone will link us a repost just like this for the ten-thousandth time, and on that very moment, our minds will crack open and we will see nothing but stars. So say we all.

[–]WizardRockets 15 points16 points ago

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So say we all!

[–]sicsemperTrex 3 points4 points ago

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So say we all!

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 3 points4 points ago

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So say we all!

[–]zanhoshi 1 point2 points ago

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So say we all!

[–]gentlemandinosaur 1 point2 points ago

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So say some of us, though some will say not. While others will say meh, still. Some shall say nill.

[–]Howisdiscool -5 points-4 points ago

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Yeah.

[–]You_suck_too 3 points4 points ago

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Fucking muggles...

[–]SalemDrumline2011 9 points10 points ago

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the crack is probably from our balls being propelled through our brains.

[–]postlogic 2 points3 points ago

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This was such a fresh repost it was still in my cache. I was baffled at first. I empty my history and cache often enough that this should not happen, out of fear that some people I have over might randomly want to check something online and find porn in my history. Legitimate fear, I tell you.

[–]SpinoC666 22 points23 points ago

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And that, kids, is what we like to call "Back of shovel hitting you in the balls" trick.

[–]super_dave_cares 10 points11 points ago

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That's nuthin'. In my days we didn't have a shovel, so we used an alligator.

[–]Vato_Loco 1 point2 points ago

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Uphill. Both ways. In a snowstorm. AND WE WERE GRATEFUL.

[–]benjaminius 33 points34 points ago

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I don't understand how getting hit in the nuts is funny to anyone. It might not always be that bad, but if you've been hit there you know how painful it is. And, surprise, it's not a funny pain. On top of that, a stunt like this could do some real damage. But whatever. Schadenfreude is fun, neh?

[–]fearthecrossbronx 35 points36 points ago

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The difference between tragedy and comedy is distance.

[–]KindlyKickRocks 0 points1 point ago

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Never ceases to amaze me how wise Abraham Lincoln was.

[–]lbmouse 1 point2 points ago

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"Don't trust quotes found on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

[–]splice42 5 points6 points ago

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Sounds like you were the one in that clip. Memories, eh?

[–]Howisdiscool 2 points3 points ago

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No, I was wasn't, but then I was just like "Hey."

[–]indignation01 2 points3 points ago

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Depends which side of the nut sack you're on.

[–]darksurfer 0 points1 point ago

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it helps if you're stupid ...

[–]sliggle -1 points0 points ago

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There's that fag talk we talked about

[–]benjaminius -1 points0 points ago

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Apologies. I forget there are people in the world who enjoy getting hit in the nuts. Please, good sir...have at it.

[–]sliggle 0 points1 point ago

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missing the reference? - i actually agree with you

[–]bvanrassel 11 points12 points ago

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The part I find disturbing is that the guy who drops the shovel is an adult wearing a wedding band. My guess is that it's the kids dad.

[–]Vee_Vee -3 points-2 points ago*

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Most people would call an adult causing physical harm to a child's genitals, aggravated sexual assault, but on Reddit, apparently it's funny.

EDIT: Maybe "aggravated sexual assault" is a stretch, but "aggravated assault" isn't any better.

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

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It's not a sexual offense just because someone got hit in the balls. Aggravated assault? Probably.

[–]IamGrimReefer 11 points12 points ago

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the 'ole reposterooooo

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 8 points9 points ago

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This might have been funny if they had used a regular-sized brick.

This = hospital.

[–]gliscameria 6 points7 points ago

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Agreed. It looks like that could have caused some real damage. I really don't 'get' nut shots, but I'm sure the comedy level drops as the potential for serious harm goes up. As in, an accidental "drop my keys, punched myself in the nuts trying to catch them" could be seen as funny, while "Watch me smash this kids nuts in with a shovel" probably isn't funny.

[–]dandello 7 points8 points ago

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How I feel about this gif

[–]sd8u234h 1 point2 points ago

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And then he was impotent.

[–]Fiann100 1 point2 points ago

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This is the moment when the protagonist must choose between prostitution or sociopathic serial killing because the loss of order, equilibrium and all ability to trust was suddenly and violently lost...

[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

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well said. I saw this and it just made me think, "what in the fuck.." I've seen this a few times. Does anyone know what happened to the kid? is he ok??

[–]jruff7 1 point2 points ago

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ol'

FTFY

[–]hollabackprod 3 points4 points ago

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I think you meant the ol' repost.

[–]Jonmeij 7 points8 points ago

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This isn't funny at all.

[–]sirkazuo 1 point2 points ago

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You know with the kid blindfolded the adult may as well have just kicked him in the nuts and ran off. This isn't funny or clever.

[–]boitoMcdoito 2 points3 points ago

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Hey repost pointer-outers... Have you ever thought that not everyone has seen everything you've seen? I get more annoyed with "repost" comments than I do with seeing reposts.

[–]BokehBurgher 0 points1 point ago

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seriously??

[–]Intolight 0 points1 point ago

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Guy that placed the shovel was 1 second away from having a decapitated hand.

[–]SophisticatedVagrant 11 points12 points ago

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]Vato_Loco 1 point2 points ago

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Decapitate: n. To cut off the head of; behead.

Unless his hand had a little head on it, you can't use that word.

[–]-Slade- 0 points1 point ago

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LOL the guy's nutsack got trolled by the shovel!

[–]Zawieruka 0 points1 point ago

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No one else's family had one of those Ford Aero Stars?

[–]HorseTrash 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you. i hate whoever did this

[–]BinaryGuy01 0 points1 point ago

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bastardo!

[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this posted a few days ago without the troll face added. It was a lot better.

[–]GophaKyorselv 0 points1 point ago

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It's not like this is any more clever than asking them to blindfold themselves then kicking them in the nuts.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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That's kind of stupid. It's a lot of setup for nothing. Just as easily could have run up and kicked him in the balls.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

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Just to clarify. Trolling and a prank are two different things. Misuse of the word trolling is getting out of hand. This is a prank or a practical joke. It has absolutely nothing to do with trolling or being an internet troll.

[–]chicitico 0 points1 point ago

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This is quite possibly the best GIF "ve ever seen...

[–]duhtrev -5 points-4 points ago

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Looks like he braced at the last moment...like he was expecting it.

[–]chair_lunch_dinner 5 points6 points ago

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His eyes are covered and he barely moves, more like he lost his balance after throwing a cement block over his head...

[–]degoban -1 points0 points ago

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Let's make a retarded prank seriously dangerous.

[–]jonny_wags -2 points-1 points ago

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If you put a rageface in a .gif, I will downvote the shit out of you.

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