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[–]jasmaree 11 points12 points ago

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We've settled this before. I'm not sure if the story itself is true, but that bra definitely isn't the one from the story. It's designed for use with plunging necklines and really doesn't offer much support at all.

[–]Boogiddy 27 points28 points ago

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This is bullshit and it was posted a million times already. Move on.

[–]Battlesheep 57 points58 points ago

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[–]gekks 1 point2 points ago

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Oh fuck off. Having a shitty bra can be painful. If a man defends my boobies' right to comfort, and you call this white knighting, then I will defend to the death his right to white knight.

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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The jig is up, other liars!

[–]stareattheart -2 points-1 points ago

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And the bra tale is blatantly false. Anyone who's ever touched titties will know that.

[–]medicrow 3 points4 points ago

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The horse has been beat, this is probably on its 13th lap around reddit,

[–]riptaway 8 points9 points ago

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Cool an email forward

[–]Pershy 4 points5 points ago

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Repost reddit. Jeez.

[–]septhanie 49 points50 points ago

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Haha, it's funny because everyone knows that women should not be allowed physical comfort or to be free from public embarassment when it's about breasts. Hahaha, everyone knows women are sex objects and should be kept that way. Silly designer guy.

[–]anubus72 21 points22 points ago

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Do you get this offended by every joke?

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

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Prepare yourself for r/Shitredditsays. It is inevtably coming.

[–]Melancholia -5 points-4 points ago

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Humor is not a perfect shield to allow people to be sexist, or bigoted in other ways. The assumptions that underlie such jokes are often quite serious.

[–]anubus72 3 points4 points ago

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If you dont make jokes that offend people then there aren't going to be many jokes that you can make

[–]r374rd 2 points3 points ago

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thats usually what makes it funny.

[–]Melancholia 2 points3 points ago

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If bigotry is the sole aspect of the joke then it's a pretty bad joke.

[–]different_class -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]GrumpySteen 2 points3 points ago

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It's humor. Humor is sometimes offensive.

[–]EverGlow89 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody actually beat this man up.

[–]lavra 4 points5 points ago

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But does it work for women with breasts larger than B cup? I'm not impressed.

[–]redditspice 3 points4 points ago

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this wasn't funny when my friends tweeted it
this wasn't funny when my mom posted it on facebook
and it wasn't funny when my grandmother forwarded it to me in an email
Seriously. shut the fuck up

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I believe my girlfriend would say the worst thing that ever happened to her was when I figured out I could unclasp her bra with one hand through multiple layers of clothing.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, yes. You've mastered the "Supreme Pinch" maneuver. Most excellent.

On a mildly related note, I had some 'splaining to do when my wife and her mother returned home to find me watching an infomercial about bras.

[–]texascience 0 points1 point ago

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Leave it to an Aggie.

[–]wadad17 0 points1 point ago

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... Is that Good Guy Greg?

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so sick of having to check the comments for confirmation of a repost when I think I'm having deja vu.

[–]mahi_1977 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the same about the inventor of pantyhose. Who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to staple stockings to panties?

[–]Mo97628 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I find this so-called bra?

[–]incredt 0 points1 point ago

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THEY TOOK OUR BOOBS!

[–]TehSofaWolf 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, stop upvoting these fucking reposts that have been reposted dozens of times in the last few weeks...

[–]theboneykingofnowher 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]Funbags4000 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts make me le sad

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]meganator0208 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Aggies.

[–]TrollingDoctor -1 points0 points ago

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I dont want to live on this planet anymore

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, everyone.

Relax.

Let's just have a laugh.

[–]stareattheart -2 points-1 points ago

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It's just not very funny. At least not to owners of tits.

If you had tits, you'd know how embarrassing and annoying is to have your nipples poking through your clothing or your tits jump around and jiggle (not to mention the pain and discomfort).

[–]Molassesfatts 0 points1 point ago

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this is a great day for men who love stationary boobs.

[–]IslandGreetings -1 points0 points ago

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Which is who exactly?

[–]MalaTae 0 points1 point ago

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I know there's a lot of people saying "Repost", but was this not posted seriously about 2 weeks ago? A couple of months is understandable, but really??

[–]Alonless -1 points0 points ago

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save the jigglies!

[–]MabyLater -1 points0 points ago

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Lets pretent that this is somewere still funny and move on with our lifes

[–]covermeporkns -3 points-2 points ago

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as soon as I saw he was an aggie....

[–]7nights -5 points-4 points ago

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If you think about it, he's like the 1%. He comes up with a dastardly scheme to get as much boobage as he wants under the guise of a bra maker. He's always fitting and testing boobs while the 99% goes breastless.