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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Powdered Toast Man Begins.

[–]macnicool 4 points5 points ago

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looks like one of the trains from thomas the tank engine.

[–]MoonDaddy 1 point2 points ago

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Not the first time I've linked this even this week. Keep listening to the "alley-oop" over and over and over... gets funnier every time.

[–]Polymira -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here for this, I was not disappoint.

[–]cyclefreaksix 56 points57 points ago

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I'm gonna crumb!

[–]civilengineer 0 points1 point ago

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Why did the artist depicted the girl to be in the brink of tears.

[–]PerogiXW 11 points12 points ago

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If you'd ever taken a bread dick before you'd know why.

[–]civilengineer -1 points0 points ago

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what is that?

[–]hurdur1 3 points4 points ago

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It's like a chicken cutlet.

[–]jgclark 0 points1 point ago

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Delicious?

[–]rdiss 69 points70 points ago

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joke about being inbred

[–]jaxioni 30 points31 points ago

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joke about the lady having nice buns

[–]orangeslash 27 points28 points ago

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joke about him crumbing

[–]district9 24 points25 points ago

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joke about buttering the muffin

[–]load_more_comets 19 points20 points ago

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joke about jam down her throat

[–]Charun86 14 points15 points ago

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joke about her being the bread winner

[–]2nd_random_username 7 points8 points ago

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joke about her getting a yeast infection

[–]Tuqui0 10 points11 points ago

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Joke about putting the bread in the oven

[–]seagramsextradrygin 28 points29 points ago

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Yeast infection.

[–]stroke_your_beard 0 points1 point ago

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nice baps

[–]Ermott 21 points22 points ago

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I see no toast here. I see a loaf. Loaf does not equal toast.

[–]Toast_ 20 points21 points ago

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Sorry I'm late.

[–]kindofawardance 1 point2 points ago

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wtf? a toasted loaf? that's it. done with the internet!

[–]Ermott 2 points3 points ago

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The loaf has been smoking? Evidence please.

[–]frodokun 8 points9 points ago

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Velma?

[–]MyL1ttlePwnys 7 points8 points ago

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Toast fucking...its where you fuck or get fucked by toast.

Kids in the hall: brain candy is still a fucking classic.

[–]Jkylman 1 point2 points ago

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I saw in on the new Nina Bedford show last night

[–]gl77 3 points4 points ago

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He had better be cellophane wrapped, otherwise, she's going to have a bun in the oven.

[–]bluscreen 3 points4 points ago

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The face.. Oh god the face!

[–]bobqjones 2 points3 points ago

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Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

[–]Bellstrom 1 point2 points ago

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Both of them?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]w3rt 1 point2 points ago

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I like my toast brown

[–]pearcewg 1 point2 points ago

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The next level == this, with Powdered Toast Man instead

[–]Arcage 1 point2 points ago

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Mr & Mrs Bread*

[–]carlosfgm91 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone tell me what that face is called? I can't find it anywhere!

[–]ruinati0n 5 points6 points ago

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I think it is yaranaika

[–]NothingInsightful 1 point2 points ago

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Hopefully she won't regret having a bun in the oven.

[–]guignoleyes 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Raej 0 points1 point ago

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She's about to have a loaf in her mouth

[–]Undead_outlaw 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Toast nuts butter

[–]blackoutbiz 0 points1 point ago

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I knew Powdered Toast Man was a freak. Changing his name to Mr Toast didnt fool me one bit.

[–]Bellstrom 0 points1 point ago

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No, no. You don't get it! These are Powdered Toast Man's parents!

[–]blackoutbiz 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhh I see now.

[–]Number127 0 points1 point ago

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Jessica Toast is hot.

[–]melteddali 0 points1 point ago

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Yaranaika faces make every picture infinitely creepier.

[–]PrivateSparkleThumbs 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this on 4chan /b/ 10 minutes ago no joke.

[–]throwaway3077 0 points1 point ago

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Does somebody have source? I have a bread fetish

[–]nobigdealright 0 points1 point ago

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"You know, toast fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked by toast. Maybe it was a dream I had."

[–]flamingospooge 0 points1 point ago

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Next time I'm banging my wife doggystyle, I'm going to imagine myself as a loaf of bread. Aww yeah.

[–]FreePeteRose 0 points1 point ago

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Best thing since sliced bread

[–]shadow321337 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ChaosTheorist 0 points1 point ago

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Mr Toast's face reminded me of [this Japanese animation](www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqzt3T4R38c). (SFW)

[–]BuckFutt993 0 points1 point ago

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This is neat.

[–]meathammock -2 points-1 points ago

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re-posting cocksucker.

[–]LloydBentsen 2 points3 points ago

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retoasting breadfucker.

[–]Flobblem -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow I didn't know age-old reposts from 4Chan got you upvotes...

[–]NorthStarTX 2 points3 points ago

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1 month on the site? Yeah, I can understand how you wouldn't know this yet.

[–]JoshTay -4 points-3 points ago

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I hear now matter how you slice it, he is a crummy lover. At least until he gets warmed up.

[–]kindofawardance -2 points-1 points ago

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I wouldn't take sloppy seconds from that girl for anything. Her twat is bound to be all crusty now.

[–]JoshTay -3 points-2 points ago

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Just sweet talk her, you know, get her all buttered up.

[–]prplhayes -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Traumahawk 0 points1 point ago

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Re... toasta?

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem -2 points-1 points ago

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That is my all time favorite 4chan reaction face.