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[–]Sticks_and_stoned 10 points11 points ago

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[–]xanthine_junkie 2 points3 points ago

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every time I click on /politics

[–]Dielon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I've learned to stay out of there, my days are brighter for it.

[–]BrainsAreCool 3 points4 points ago

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I did this a few days ago over thanksgiving. I was trying to have a conversation with my father... which usually doesn't go very well.

We're driving through Indiana, appreciating the scenery, when I decided to share a passing thought ; "Hey Dad, did you know that sharks have been on this planet longer than trees?" His response, "Well, that's an interesting t h e o r y." All I could say to that was, "Umm, wat?", then he goes off on a tangent of how science is wrong all the time and how just t h r e e h u n d r e d y e a r s a g o we thought the world was flat.

I thought about getting into another argument with my Dad, about how he was off by a few thousand years and how he doesn't know what a theory is yet... but I just ended up making that face instead. :C

[–]epsilona01 1 point2 points ago

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I like how his deal-sealing comment is that three hundred years ago they thought the world was flat. Besides that being flat out incorrect, his argument means that believing stuff from 300 years ago, like religion, is stupid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sticks_and_stoned 1 point2 points ago

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No but bro, time is just, like a theory. Three hundred years ago could be a few thousand years ago. It could have all been planted there by... something else.

[–]ChopandChange 4 points5 points ago

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More like the face I make when someone making a valid argument suddenly says the worst thing possible.

[–]Sticks_and_stoned 5 points6 points ago

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It's worse when someone "joins your side" and makes all the wrong arguments.

[–]zerobass 1 point2 points ago

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I've definitely stepping in front of people that do that so that they stop talking.

[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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This actually makes a bit more sense. The feeling of shame for them when they are doing bad, its about the way I feel throughout a Micheal Cera movie.

[–]Dielon[S] 3 points4 points ago

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To be fair, they were wrong.

[–]BArmstrong 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Cake Day!

[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! CAKE BROTHER!

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[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you kindly!

[–]Great_Gig_In_The_Sky 2 points3 points ago

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I'd correct NPH so hard

[–]jerichi 2 points3 points ago

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Not gonna lie. Upvote for NPH.

[–]Dielon[S] 1 point2 points ago

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My reasoning for posting, if I had a gif of Dr. Who high fiving NPH in the cargo bay of Serenity that would have been my go to gif, but alas that was only a gif in my head.

[–]mbuell01 1 point2 points ago

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That is how I felt living/working in Korea for three years as an English teacher. Not to the students, but to the Koreans who work as English teachers.

[–]cantfindname 0 points1 point ago

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U mean engrish teacher...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it in black and white? How I Met Your Mother is pretty new.

[–]nbc_fortunate4 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day

[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]rapscal_2002 0 points1 point ago

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This is the face I make anytime my boss starts trying to explain things he doesn't understand to clients.

[–]Budlicker420 0 points1 point ago

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HAPPY REDDIT BIRTHDAY!!!

[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed my good ent!

[–]RJCantrell 0 points1 point ago

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I don't look nearly this handsome when this happens. Am I doing it wrong?

[–]AdjutantStormy -1 points0 points ago

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TO THE FRONT PAGE, AWAAAAAY!

[–]Vee_Vee -2 points-1 points ago

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Reddit really needs to have and win useless arguments.

[–]Aitioma 1 point2 points ago

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If there is doubt then an argument trying to remove it isn't useless.

There is no problem that's "too small" to be solved.

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[–]Dielon[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I will need to test that.