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submitted 9 months ago by go_go_bannananas
[–]iCranberri 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Jack was on his way home when he got a call from an unknown number. He listened to garbled instructions as he pulled into his driveway. "Listen to me carefully, In-A-Box. If you step inside your house, a bomb will detonate the moment you close the door. I want you to remain casual. Someone is trying to kill you and I think I know who. Wait for a moment before leaving your driveway, there are eyes everywhere." Her voice was young over the cellular phone. Jack looked slyly out his window to see if she was telling truth. "How do you know who I am?" He asked in his gruff voice. "I know what they did to your family." She replied. --Visions of his past came back to him as he recalled the unfortunate series of events that unfolded 10 years ago. Jack was on vacation in Florida with his family. His lovely wife, two handsome teenage sons and baby daughter, Wendy. They were in the marina when the tragedy occurred. Jack was purchasing lunch while his family sat at a table. A group of five wearing tourist facades walked to the family and opened fire on them. Jack's heart stopped as a bullet touched his chest. He spun around to the floor as he watched helplessly his family be slain. The men unleashed their storm of fire on other innocent customers. One of the antagonists walked to the dead body of Jack's wife and swiped his daughter from her dead arms. His eyes met Jack's eyes as he held the screaming baby. The man's hair red as flames, his face painted white and his clothes, a sickening yellow and red stripe. Jack lost part of his soul as he died that day. ---Ten Years Later---- Jack pulled out of the drive way listening to the woman's words. "Jack, the men who killed your family are all dead but for two. The King and Red. Red was initially the leader until you did your damage on the other three." Jack couldn't vividly see the faces of the two men and woman he had hunted down and massacred. There was Chipolte, the blood thirsty mexican. Jack tracked him down in Juarez. He was easy. The second was White Castle. Shrimp-like american with a sick past of animal and human torture fetishes. His death proved simple. The third was D'Queen. A sadistic young woman with masochistic tendencies. Her death sickened Jack to the point of vomiting. Her laughing squeals as he plunged his knife into her chest still echoed in his mind. ---"Jack, I have found King. He's scared and sticking close to the border. I'll deal with him if you take care of Red." The girl's voice said. "How do I find Red." He growled. "He owns a fast food enterprise all over the Tri-state area. He isn't hard to miss in the restaurant near Boulevard and Tramway. I'll call you when it's finished on my end." Jack closed his phone and decided to take a trip to New York. It was time to pay an old enemy a good visit.
[–]Finn1916 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So is the woman on the phone his daughter? Tell me man I must know the rest of the story!!!!!!
[–]iCranberri 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Jack walked into the fast food restaurant to find a building full of starving thin individuals who are sheepishly begging for food from the counters. The employees toss cooked potato treats to them as if they are pigeons in the square. He pushes his way through scrounging people, searching for Red. A young child clutches to Jack's coat and looks at him with tearful eyes and a whine in his swollen mouth. "Do you have any money?" Jack shakes the child off of him and moves to the counter. A man in the shape of fat porridge waits the register and vigorously digs his nostril for mucus. "Can I help you?" He coughs as he exhales a wad of spit. Jack retains his blank look, staring at the fat man. "Where's Red." "Where's WHO?" cocks the fat employee. "Listen pal, if you want food, pay. If not, get the fuck out of my sight." Jack takes a few moments of hesitation before reaching across the counter and pulling the man's collar. He swings the man forward off the counter and on to the floor. Head locking the employee with his knees, Jack grasps his head and jerks it firmly. A loud crack hushes the gawking voices of the starving. Everyone's eyes fall on Jack as he lets the fat man's body drop. Jack turns his attention to the next employee at the counter. A thin woman with severe acne scars and blistered cheeks. She is shaking and tears welding up in her eyes. "Where's Red?" Jack repeats his question. The woman clutches her arms as she shakes her head. Jack whips out a .44 from his armpit and fires on the woman's skull. He gracefully moves his arm and fires at the next employee and then to the right at the other. He leaves the one behind the last register alone. He approaches the whimpering man and steps onto the counter and kneels down. He grabs the man by the scruff of his hair and pulls him close. "Where's Red." He repeats a third time. The crying man closes his eyes and whispers, "He-he left about an hour ago. You just missed him." Jack throws the man back and gets off the counter. He spies around the restaurant at the scared and horrified looks of people. The surviving employee tries to sneak his cell phone out of his pants pocket. Jack hears the ruffle amongst the silence and points his gun behind his back. Without taking a look, he shoots the man with a clean shot to the skull.
[–]CymbalBangingMonkey 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Look, it's Walking Dead happening!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Hahahaha great stuff
[–]kyatel 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Jack's newborn baby girl came out with bright red hair...
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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