Chickenshake

p4lm3r · 9 months

I prefer my chicken choked, not shaken.

JRose11 · 9 months

Chicken Powered Steadicam.

yaharon · 9 months

Woo, yeahh. We're bringing it back!

homerpalooza101 · 9 months

If you think that's impressive, check this out.

digitalsmear · 9 months

That's not WTF, that's just silly. :)

SheehanRaziel · 9 months

It happens because chickens can't move their eyeballs. Just like we can keep our eyes fixed on an object as we move our heads, birds do the same with their heads. http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/lurld/til_that_the_reason_why_clocks_sometimes_seem_to/

stlunatic15 · 9 months

His hand movement is the same way I masturbate.

SarahHeartzUnicorns · 9 months

Yeah... In order to keep their vision clear, they have to keep their heads in one place.

WhatAboutIt?

countryboyathome · 9 months

this is the first version of a gyroscope

pandashpace · 9 months

this explains those boneless chicken wings.

rsjac · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA

baseballbear · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXUeO3auRZg HERE YOU GO NOOBS

Senners · 9 months

For added effects listen to dubstep before viewing.

canucksforlife · 9 months

I find myself wanting a chicken to shake now....

doomboy1000 · 9 months

I've always liked the term, "steadicock."

orangegluon · 9 months

I wish I could masturbate like that.

quotejester · 9 months

This song just happened to be playing when I was watching that. So perfect!

ben15 · 9 months

Chickens would give shitty blow jobs.

sirpogo · 9 months

http://youtu.be/9hBpF_Zj4OA Rotate your bird for science.

Minor_stupidity_win · 9 months

My chiuaua does that.. Quite entertaining

ShitCuntFuck · 9 months

Looks like my ex-girlfriend : (

millerk1 · 9 months

Guess what I'm doing to my chickens tomorrow morning.

Purpose2 · 9 months

'I jerk my cock back and forward but the head stays still.'

[deleted] · 9 months

You guys should see my video.

MadGangster · 9 months

Keep fucking that chicken.

tooPoorToPlaySkyrim · 9 months

why is that so amusing, i fell of my chair laughing

Vaywen · 9 months

There is an old trick where you can hypnotise chickens...

run a finger up their face and above their head between their eyes

they will forget where the finger goes and then not move until it comes back

BadConductor · 9 months

Has anyone on this site ever seen a chicken?!

issawiah · 9 months

Oh shit dude Gyro Chicken!

dont_mind_mee · 9 months

If I were a dude, I'd have the weirdest boner right now...

sumsarus · 9 months

As a control engineer, that gif is extremely fascinating.

chu12ch · 9 months

Weirdest boner...

Stokesy7 · 9 months

You didn't get the memo about the new /r/wtf?

E-Motion · 9 months

That's one way to play with your cock

dreidel93 · 9 months

thought he was fucking the chicken for the first part

EvilEmperorZurg · 9 months

It's like it has some kind of gyroscopic stabilizer!

IndycesiveJones · 9 months

Chickens don't clap!

MonitorMan · 9 months

theres a glitch in the matrix

Brodiferus · 9 months

Grew up on a farm. This was my favorite hobby!

deep_sea2 · 9 months

Chicken = Gyroscope?

your_dads_gay_lover · 9 months

ctrl+f "around town"

Reddit I am disappoint.

a_spiteful_rapist · 9 months

shake and bake

Lilfish · 9 months

Zen Chicken!

MyFacade · 9 months

Works better with this soundtrack.

Andythefan · 9 months

How is this under WTF?

barricus · 9 months

This needs to be considered NSFW.

herbqueens · 9 months

Poor Fred could no longer choke his own chicken, so he found the next best thing to do.

argv_minus_one · 9 months

CHICKEN

Y U NO DETACH FROM PLANT?

HisAwesomeness · 9 months

Hol fucking shit.

I was listening to limbic frequencies (ambient internet radio)

That gif fit the music perfectly

superawesomeid · 9 months

now try letting it go(as if it will stay in the air)......ground chicken.

thetruthisoutthere · 9 months

Thought I was going to see a chicken go into the blender for a milkshake. I'm rather glad I didn't.

ijacen · 9 months

I was listening to some Dubstep when I clicked on this link. It blew my mind.

isexrobot · 9 months

ZEN CHICKEN

fuzzyfox · 9 months

Is it just me or is this a lot like owl science?

NiccoHel · 9 months

Try watching this while listening to Kiss Kiss by Pavlov Stelar.

Nosniw · 9 months

I read that as "Chickenshit" and waited to see poop.

Kia001 · 9 months

They've just fixed it's head in one place with nearly invisible ultra thin high tensile polymer cables, like the ones David Copperfield uses to fly.

Photoginak · 9 months

Gyroscopic chicken is gyroscopic!

alreadyreddit69 · 9 months

relevant

utnow · 9 months

I would prefer a chicken malt

signspam · 9 months

I now must acquire a chicken!

ConfidentFatMan · 9 months

A THREAD WHERE I CAN MAKE MASTURBATION JOK....... ahh everybody beat me to it.

Terror_Night · 9 months

Garry's mod apparently had a graphical update.

WhiteAndRed · 9 months

Original video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6LB3L1_IBc

DeadlyPear · 9 months

And not a single fuck was given that day.

Soleft · 9 months

I don't understand how that is possible. Unless the chicken can predict the movement of the person which it can't. Does it have an almost instant reaction time?

[deleted] · 9 months

It's...mesmerizing...

meatfish · 9 months

Fucking chickens. How do they work?

Sentriculus · 9 months

Hands down my favourite \r\WTF post. You can do this with pigeons too.

erowe3 · 9 months

Why do I have a boner?

rkalola · 9 months

We have this same reflex. Try looking at someone directly in the eyes and shake your head to say "no", or "yes", or any movement for that matter. Your view of the persons face does not change much. When you walk down the street, your entire body bobs up and down, but your vision does not. This is largely a mechanical reflex that moves the eyeball according to vertical, horizontal, and rotational acceleration.

Of course it is much more silly looking in chickens, because they can not move their eyes. Rather, the entire neck moves to compensate for the changes. Vestibulo-neckular reflex?

Vaywen · 9 months

That chicken doesn't give a fuck.

Also, anyone else find this somehow wrong?

Vastas · 9 months

There is actually a gyroscope in chicken's head.

AcieLaw · 9 months

Everyday i'm shuffling

ferromagnificent · 9 months

This is older than the internet

hackallthethings · 9 months

In Swedish there is an expression called "ruska tupp" (literal translation: shake rooster) which means to masturbate.

Battlesheep · 9 months

that guy should stop jerking his cock

[deleted] · 9 months

U know that agamid reptiles - such as beardies and tree dragons (jacky's) also do the same thing when u move them around, their heads stay in the same spot .... must be some truth to the saying that chickens are related to dinosaurs...

xcodeart · 9 months

Beat that Robert Murraine or your French Amazing Dancer

mayowarlord · 9 months

So are they milking that thing or what ?

poorpinto · 9 months

it's got a gyroscopic stabilization device.

ExcuseMyDerp · 9 months

I don't know exactly why, but that damn chicken makes me want to skate.

Incredible_Mandible · 9 months

Fuck da police.

Tilpsal · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMfi5n95d0

Relevant video game ennemy.

RiotMonster · 9 months

I saw this while listening to Swedish House Mafia and it was awesome. [6]

ch00d · 9 months

I have the weirdest boner...

Barnett8 · 9 months

Having pet chickens I can confirm this.

wsfarrell · 9 months

When you're prey, keeping your head (eyes) still is a good way to detect motion (predators) in the periphery.

Csteel92 · 9 months

I can be the only one who put the Benny Hill show theme to this and laughed there ass off.

strangeanatomy · 9 months

I just nostalgia'd so hard. I used to have pet chickens as a kid and their devotion to not moving their heads is hilarious.

gstatty · 9 months

taaaaste the seeeecret NOW!!!

aproxxy · 9 months

don't ever ask a chicken if there's an earthquake happening

ffffuuuuManChu · 9 months

I think I remember this posted as something like "Me, shaking my cock around in public."

mermanbeta · 9 months

So this is what they mean when those guys call my sister a chickenhead?

DroneMan11 · 9 months

My dog does the same when he's on the rocking chair

wbell44 · 9 months

Don't you know? New Chickens come with Gyroscopically stable head.

Factsthatareuntrue · 9 months

Did you know that chickens are both genders when they hatch but they become one or the other as they get older

[deleted] · 9 months

I literally sat here for 5 minutes laughing like a retard.

bagars88 · 8 months

I wonder if someone have tried this with giraffe..?

elint · 9 months

Yes, there have also been experiments done with chicken-based steadicam solutions

JohnPaul_II · 9 months

For those with Spotify, here's the perfect soundtrack to this madness.

JessyLaRue · 9 months

I accidently noticed that this goes PERFECTLY with this song, it's AWESOME :)

[deleted] · 9 months

What is the purpose of this?

kabrandon · 9 months

This was on Diggnation over a year ago.

WTF

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