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[–]rube 310 points311 points ago*

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And once again I feel the need to point out: If you find the video of this (I'm sure someone will surely post it here soon), listen to the guy when he starts getting bashed in the balls... he sounds exactly like Seth Rogen.

[–]krkbrn 88 points89 points ago

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I now want to see the video. SOURCE ANYONE?

[–][deleted] 321 points322 points ago

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[–]ins4n1ty 186 points187 points ago

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YEP THAT'S ROGAN ALRIGHT

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 77 points78 points ago

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It is uncanny how much it sounds like him

[–]Ptoss 73 points74 points ago

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i had to listen. for science.

[–]cryingshame 19 points20 points ago

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The female anus is too close to the vagina. For science.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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not close enough!

[–]raffytraffy 134 points135 points ago

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deleted scene from 'knocked up'

[–]ginekologs 71 points72 points ago

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More like Zack and Miri.

[–]Skwidwerd 55 points56 points ago*

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We meant the whole video.

edit: i found it http://videos.ballbustingpornstars.com/asa-akira-video-sample1.wmv

[–]dagbrown 58 points59 points ago

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I swear, his balls visibly shrink after a few punches.

This is not relevant to my interests at all.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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i like the part where he says "double ow"

[–]QuidQuoPro 28 points29 points ago

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are there any videos of that girl NOT punching guys in the nuts? for my videography project...

edit: puncuation

[–]Draneus 24 points25 points ago

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Asa Akira. She's everywhere man, enjoy.

[–]Estoye 11 points12 points ago

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She's hiding under the table where you're sitting right now.

[–]h4mburgers[!] 27 points28 points ago

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Nearly got punched in the balls. Thanks for the warning!

[–]PSquid 31 points32 points ago

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edit: puncuation

Is that anything like speling?

[–]zanhoshi 26 points27 points ago

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No, I think it falls under grammer.

[–]cakezilla 16 points17 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Oafah 1 point2 points ago

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Her name is Asa Akira. She does a lot of hot Nuru Massage videos.

[–]pillage 1 point2 points ago

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"Asa Akira - Is Insatiable 2" is a good place to start. Like the Empire Strikes Back it is a sequel that is better than the original.

[–]blue_ddong_gumong 8 points9 points ago

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More importantly, who's the girl?

[–]coconut1890 39 points40 points ago

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Her name is Asa Akira.

[–]mrdrsmashington123 64 points65 points ago

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It's sad I knew who she was by looking at the gif for less than 5 seconds. ಠ_ಠ

[–]DanTheRip 27 points28 points ago

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You are not alone.

[–]oSand 61 points62 points ago

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Evidence to the contrary.

[–]DownvoteAttractor 13 points14 points ago

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This joke is under appreciated.

[–]oSand 3 points4 points ago

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It's as dry as a Churchhill martini in the Sahara.

[–]RDandersen 23 points24 points ago

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Not really, it takes less than a 1second to recognize a face you see every day.

Oh...

[–]mufinz 7 points8 points ago

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wtf is she doing punching that poor dude's balls =(

[–]dfinch 25 points26 points ago

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This is true love, my son.

[–]rockmongoose 15 points16 points ago

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Ladies, just to be super-clear.

The average man does NOT like that being done to him.

[–]tosss 14 points15 points ago

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Some times, when a man loves a women, it can be very difficult to hide that love from his wife.

[–]Oafah 1 point2 points ago*

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This must be her when she was younger and didn't paint her face with whore makeup. She's got the best body in porn, by far.

EDIT: I was wrong. This is recent.

[–]stphni 1 point2 points ago

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I follow her on Twitter because President Obama follows her. Also, she's hilarious.

[–]LivingInABox 16 points17 points ago

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[–]oldbel 1 point2 points ago

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this is the most appropriate content on uselessjunk.com

[–]joecamo 1 point2 points ago

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I've clicked on this link and immediately started laughing because of the Seth Rogan comments.

[–]yate 37 points38 points ago

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what is this 24 second monstrosity. http://motherless.com/ADA90EC

[–]TCBloo 27 points28 points ago*

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At 4:07

That feels a lot better than the ball kicking.

13:30

That's not corn on the cob.

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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There's some hilarious dickbiting in there. 8:15-ish gets pretty funny.

[–]jjb13 25 points26 points ago

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Memorable Quotes:

"DYAAAAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAAAA"

YEOWWWWWWEOWEOW"

"DOHHH"

[–]sheaden 14 points15 points ago

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whispers Please let go

[–]Krakenrider 1 point2 points ago

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"kissing would be great"
"whoooooo" "whorglglblebee" "aarrgghhhhh"

[–]Krakenrider 7 points8 points ago

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Someone should made an autotuned song out of this. There is a scream in pretty much every pitch in there.

[–]OrganicHallucinosis 14 points15 points ago

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So, out of curiosity I hit random. http://motherless.com/ADB1BBF

wtf.

[–]a_modest_proposal 6 points7 points ago

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Hitting random on motherless is like playing Russian Roulette

[–]lazermike 1 point2 points ago

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speechless.

[–]gaurdro 1 point2 points ago

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welcome to motherless. The land where porn of all forms can frolic and play without fear of deletion.

[–]skaterape 1 point2 points ago

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...why?

[–]gravion17 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck not?! Labor Day...Arbor Day...Tuesday!

[–]full_of_stars 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit! I'm not a doctor, but he needs to get his boys checked out ASAP.

[–]ThisWasEasyToFapTo 114 points115 points ago

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[–]ProbabilityOfFapping 27 points28 points ago

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91.7%

[–]insanityarise 4 points5 points ago

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You two must be the best of friends!

[–]dubstepzb 48 points49 points ago

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I recall reading an interview somewhere where Asa talks about doing this, apparently she got great enjoyment out of it. Watching it somehow turned off my lower body and I collapsed to the ground.

[–]dclowd9901 10 points11 points ago

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I'm guessing it was very cathartic for her after all the DPs and facials she's gotten over the years.

also, TIL people watch interviews with porn stars?

[–]dubstepzb 1 point2 points ago

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I believe I dug it up after seeing the video initially and wanted to understand.. why? Not something I do on a regular basis, although I'm sure many interesting things would come to light.

[–]Indeedee 222 points223 points ago

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What the fuck Reddit, I tried this move for my boyfriend after seeing this and he didn't cum like he was supposed to. Ya fuckin' liars.

[–]Antrikshy 273 points274 points ago

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We're not Cosmopolitan, okay?

[–]kungtotte 2 points3 points ago

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That's funny because I think Cosmo gets their A material from /r/WTF...

[–]Leikiz 2 points3 points ago

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"This month we show you 60 ways to please your man by punching him in the dick! We bring in cock-punching expert, Steven Segel to show you how. "

Abby C. in Toronto said, "Our relationship has never been better, my husband was so happy, he cried in the fetal position for 3 hours."

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

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Cosmopolitan? More like Rum Punch

[–]katzmandoo 2 points3 points ago

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You're not doing it right.

[–]Josefus 602 points603 points ago

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Ouch Chaawley! That REALLY HURTS!

[–]GroovyBoomstick 177 points178 points ago

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[–]OverlordSoS 102 points103 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Identity_disorder 72 points73 points ago

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I feel violated.

[–]GrooGrux 20 points21 points ago

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I think im going to be scarred forever by this...

[–]frenger 12 points13 points ago

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I think im going to be scared forever by this...

[–]philds391 65 points66 points ago

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I've never been more ashamed of a boner than I am right now.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]guninmouth 7 points8 points ago

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I came here to say the same thing...considering the shame, and the source of the boner, should I punch it right now?

[–]KlogereEndGrim 1 point2 points ago

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Infinitely.

[–]drbergzoid 1 point2 points ago

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damn that's a good voice-over

[–]BUBBA_BOY 104 points105 points ago

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^ bigger wtf than the actual post.

[–]shiftup72 63 points64 points ago

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The fact that those babies were BORN with british accents is the real wtf.

[–]strallus 5 points6 points ago

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Was that the joke?

[–]patjune19 40 points41 points ago

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She must read Cosmo...

[–]Kumivene 14 points15 points ago

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"Tickle his prostate with an eggbeater!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Gently massage his penis up and down with a cheese grater"

[–]Yavetill 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, somebody at COSMO needs to look at their definition of 'fisting'

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Asa akira??

[–]Duder_DBro 39 points40 points ago

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I will never see her the same way again.

Who am I kidding...

[–]gravion17 16 points17 points ago

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RIGHT?! I will admit that...yes...I would her do that to me...so would you!

[–]Richeh 46 points47 points ago

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People may deny it, but you're right. I would totally let her do that to you.

[–]gingerstache 24 points25 points ago

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

[–]drewcuano 13 points14 points ago

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I think you a word.

[–]VDr4g0n 5 points6 points ago

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You would let a woman destroy your balls just so you can have sex?

[–]Boredpotatoe2 32 points33 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex

[–]dfinch 13 points14 points ago

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Destroyed manliness; holy shit...

[–]haldean 1 point2 points ago

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Not just any woman. Not just any sex.

[–]debman3 1 point2 points ago

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wow didn't know she was into that kind of stuff.

[–]token711 1 point2 points ago

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she's probably not. pornstars do anything for money.

[–]gello1313 28 points29 points ago

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Is it weird that I kinda started getting hard from this...

[–]dclowd9901 8 points9 points ago

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Yes.

[–]7nights 27 points28 points ago

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The only way to ensure you get all of it out...

FOREVER!

[–]flytaggart1 25 points26 points ago

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Jesus! My nuts are hurting!

[–]Fishstx 141 points142 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex!

[–]HeavenSk8 27 points28 points ago

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Who needs to procreate anyway!

[–]Kimusubi 14 points15 points ago

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I believe that this is the ONE time that that statement doesn't apply. shudders

[–]Athex 5 points6 points ago

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Still counts!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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DAE picture that Mario Brothers block that keeps spitting coins?

[–]MexicanRedditor 3 points4 points ago

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1UP!

[–]HigHIdrA 74 points75 points ago

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WTF really stepped its game up lately lol

[–]zalapa89 19 points20 points ago

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finally

[–]IrrigatedPancake 16 points17 points ago

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It's why the subreddit was created in the first place and for a while it was nothing but this.

[–]yaharon 132 points133 points ago

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That is currently the best metaphor to describe what's happening in r/wtf now.

[–]PlumberODeth 7 points8 points ago

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S'ok, WFT can use a little CBT every once in a while.

[–]OtisDElevator 44 points45 points ago

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CBT - Casual Beating of Testicles?

[–]lop987 15 points16 points ago

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I believe it's "cock and ball torture" a type of BDSM/ Femdom.

[–]No_name_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

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It also means Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, which is true in it's own sense.

[–]warshadow 17 points18 points ago

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I just want to say after watching this, i don't think my boys are coming out of my stomach for a week or two....shudders

[–]userdeath 14 points15 points ago

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I see.. My reaction was search for asian porn and fap.

[–]meant2live218 7 points8 points ago

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Fear. That is all I feel.

I'm going skip jacking off and go straight to bed now, in case it angers someone/something.

[–]Andrew2658 26 points27 points ago

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[–]masterspeeks 10 points11 points ago*

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Holy shit, someone is working through their childhood trauma. I bet cash she had some overprotective, tiger parents that would beat her if she got an A- or something.

Edit: The video is very NSFW if anyone is trying to have a look. But that should be a given considering the gif.

[–]nevercomment 16 points17 points ago

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Will someone look up Asa Akiras childhood for us? I remember someone on reddit gave a site that gives well researched biographies of pornstars but I forgot it.

[–]rubberstampagenda 3 points4 points ago

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Well, now I need to see the video

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't people give a description what's happening there? I don't want to see porn if I can help it, but I'm dying to know what's inside. Is that the one with double anal or something else?

[–]jontelang 2 points3 points ago

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Asa does everything: Anal, DV, DP, DA, and a 7 guy gang bang.

[–]Vesperal 2 points3 points ago

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Its a video of her being slapped, choked, DP, etc in a gangbang of about 7 dudes. They really take it to her. This ballbuster video is sort of out of character for her since she mostly seems to do really submissive stuff.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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It's like... I'm curious as to what that feels like, but I don't want to find out.

Nah, I kinda do. Anyone try this? IAMA?

[–]nevercomment 7 points8 points ago

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Just tap/slap the balls lightly next time your hard and aroused. It feels different when your aroused, and I can see how it could feel pleasurable.

[–]Kratzyyy 2 points3 points ago

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For anyone else wondering, it still hurts.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 9 points10 points ago

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This reduced me to a crying weeping mess as I imagined the pain.

"nononono... no more.... no more..."

[–]shamrock771 9 points10 points ago

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Don't watch the video if you haven't already. Let's just say his screams are quieter in the .gif

[–]GenericUsername12 110 points111 points ago

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Why is this labeled NSFW?

[–]spaghettispaghetti 145 points146 points ago

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I think it's the ponytail.

[–]Estoye 3 points4 points ago

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And where's her nametag?

[–]PenguinLifeJustChill 35 points36 points ago

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Not Safe For Wieners

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Dunno, you got me.

[–]hackallthethings 11 points12 points ago

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Where do you work?

[–]Scarlet- 2 points3 points ago

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BDSM Incorporated.

[–]rianoux 7 points8 points ago

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this is surprisingly non-wtf for particular crowds.

i'm sorta into this, to be honest.

[–]NoHelmet 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for your brutal honesty.

[–]Chugg0 107 points108 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Sinari 35 points36 points ago

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my boner is gone and my balls hurt.....

[–]Antrikshy 19 points20 points ago

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You're not supposed to try doing everything you see on Reddit in real life.

[–]CuntSmellersLLP 2 points3 points ago

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Then what am I supposed to do with all this 3am-ice-chili-soap?

[–]qsert 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Sarahmint 1 point2 points ago

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WTF?

[–]sowakeup 67 points68 points ago

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I have the weirdest ladyboner right now.

[–]beaimi 91 points92 points ago

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you are both terrible people and i hate you.

[–]frostickle 26 points27 points ago

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Do you hate them so much that you want to punch them in their boners?

[–]Emiraly 23 points24 points ago

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No, but I would like for r/wtf to stop posting weird boner inducing content, its kind of hard to get any work done around here.

[–]ZeekySantos 12 points13 points ago

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I like how it's able to tell us about the state of things and still be WTF. I don't like how Asa Akira is punching that guy in the nuts though.

[–]Ryukon 8 points9 points ago

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"There's something on your face

-Smack-

IT WAS PAIN"

[–]RiggsRector 5 points6 points ago

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Can anyone explain how this doesn't do permanent devastating damage to one's testicles?

[–]dfinch 9 points10 points ago

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How are you sure it doesn't?

[–]RiggsRector 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure at all, but A) he's ejaculating, and no blood is coming out, and B) It's porn, so technically someone gets pleasure from this.

[–]spikeyfreak 5 points6 points ago

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B) It's porn, so technically someone gets pleasure from this.

Don't think you understand how porn production works.

[–]haldean 10 points11 points ago

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He didn't say the person was on set.

[–]vinfx 4 points5 points ago

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She does glancing blows, err punches. It's still painful, but the testicles are being bounced around like billiard balls and not crushed, so I don't think there would be much damage. Bruising at the worst.

[–]djloreddit 6 points7 points ago

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[–]heuheuheuheuh 7 points8 points ago

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The current state of my penis; erect.

[–]Minimumtyp 3 points4 points ago

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I cringed

[–]BerkeleyBound420 3 points4 points ago

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My balls hurt now. Awesome

[–]Bowser23 3 points4 points ago

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No blowjob its worth that much punishment, but the dude can take a beating... XD

[–]actually_fry 3 points4 points ago

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worth it

[–]nikoliko66 4 points5 points ago

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for real now, wtf is going on here? that cannot be safe/healthy.... I mean why would someone... I mean can't he just cum normally...but his testicles might rupture no?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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You'd be amazed at how resilient testicles really are. In high school biology, when they gave us rats to dissect, I tried to cut open my rat's nutsack and it was much harder than I had predicted! It took me a good five minutes before I ripped a hole through that hard, leathery skin that was wide enough to pop out a testicle. Then the testicle itself dangled by some sort of muscle that is also very tough to cut.

[–]Bingsby 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck's sake, dude...I just woke up and you're filling my head with images of severed rat nuts.

Please...continue.

[–]transformers3 4 points5 points ago

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How to have babies this man?

[–]ninjaonweekends 2 points3 points ago

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I really don't wanna have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]ssjumper 4 points5 points ago

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Holy fucking hell, every time I see a link from here I actually say WHAT THE FUCK out loud. This is a brilliant resurgence.

[–]strscm 2 points3 points ago

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This is the only thing in r/wtf that has actually made me say what the fuck out loud.

[–]Rosie2jz 2 points3 points ago

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My balls have retracted so deep i dont think i'll be seeing them again for awhile.

[–]LivingInABox 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what the actual fuck

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I got a boner

[–]FacelessMindstate 2 points3 points ago

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That would be her last act on this earth.

[–]reidhershl 2 points3 points ago

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aaaaaaaaand i've found my fap video for the day. thanks OP

[–]h1gh0nc4tf00d 2 points3 points ago

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I'm so disturbed.. but after having browsed r/wtf for so long last night, this could possibly be the only way to describe what exists there... I blame you all for this monstrosity...

[–]bobmillahhh 4 points5 points ago

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GOD DAMNIT.

[–]Blacula 9 points10 points ago

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I literally jerked backwards and threw my mouse at the screen holy jesus

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Source?

[–]DysthymicApple 1 point2 points ago

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I had my mouse over the image and a caption came up reading "drag to resize". Inadvertently appropriate.

[–]DaCan0n 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch please

[–]pillage 1 point2 points ago

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I will be very careful of any video with Asa in it I download from now on.

[–]Man-alive 1 point2 points ago

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I can't take my eyes off his right hand.

[–]guilen 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha... I seriously wonder if she even asked if she could do that. It looks so spontaneous.

[–]BllizardBoy 1 point2 points ago

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I loved watching this with my breakfast..

[–]bmovieactor 1 point2 points ago

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I'm really glad this isn't my fetish.

[–]Velocity17 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh wow..shes kinda hot. Wha- WHAT?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Who's the numb nuts that would allow such torture?

[–]d0ze143 1 point2 points ago

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Balls of steel

[–]praveenpious 1 point2 points ago

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How the heck could he have a boner when someone is kicking his balls?

jesus fucking christ !

[–]MaKKAPAKKA3 5 points6 points ago

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since when do you kick with hands?

[–]FacelessMindstate 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently it is possible. http://imgur.com/r/wtf/47jqP

[–]logipond 1 point2 points ago

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...stop stop stop STOP

[–]shesridiculous 1 point2 points ago

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I could get into this.

[–]Tachik 1 point2 points ago

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That was painful to watch.

[–]KaelNukem 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed and cried at the same time.

[–]Vacht 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW thanks

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Tiger uppercut!!!

[–]MexicanRedditor 1 point2 points ago

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Shouryu-ken!

[–]ShamanChemistry 1 point2 points ago

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I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[–]TrashAudio 4 points5 points ago

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Worst. Handjob. Ever.

Where in the fuck did she hear/read that this would even be a good thing? Cosmopolitan?!