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[–]Theditor 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Gusthehonorable[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Now that I know of this, I post this, a post that I also believe to be qualified for this subreddit. http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2010/12/dougal-dixon-man-after-man-1990.html

[–]labratmonkeyman 11 points12 points ago

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The full book can be found online here

[–]Kanadier 3 points4 points ago

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OH MY GOD. I used to read my mom's copy of this book all the time as a kid, then we lost it. I thought it was lost to the annals of history. Thank you so much.

[–]SplurgyA 3 points4 points ago

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This book is very distressing :(

[–]SEINFELDSPAR 0 points1 point ago

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Why thank you labratmonkeyman.

[–]funderbunk 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DJ_BuddySystem 3 points4 points ago

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One of my friends as a kid had this book! Really takes me back. . . to nightmares i had as a child. . .

[–]shinako 0 points1 point ago

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Dougal Dixon is the bio-nightmare lord.

[–]X17 0 points1 point ago

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This

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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no kid its a repost is what hes saying

[–]digdugdang 0 points1 point ago

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I have a copy of this book, it's a fun weird read.

[–]memecore 0 points1 point ago

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Love that book.

[–]SIOS 12 points13 points ago

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And Santa Ape did make crude toys with his crinkled hands, and there was much defication!

[–]valkyrio 0 points1 point ago

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Defecation :D

[–]SIOS 0 points1 point ago

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Typing is tough with crinkled hands.

[–]TripperDay 2 points3 points ago

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Christmas still sucked.

[–]droneprime 0 points1 point ago

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In forms like 'train'.

[–]gilleain 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Teglement 8 points9 points ago

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A couple years ago, my brother set this as the family computer's wallpaper.

I still have no idea why nobody changed it for the entire Christmas season.

[–]captainwacky91 4 points5 points ago

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Needs more Krampus.

[–]Turboedtwo 2 points3 points ago

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Every holiday season I set that as my Facebook profile photo.

[–]Ghaast 1 point2 points ago

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Nunu.

[–]ColonicIrritation 0 points1 point ago

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I actually got a christmas card with that image on it, last year.

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[–]ColonicIrritation 0 points1 point ago

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How the shit do you remember that?

[–]black651 0 points1 point ago

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I've got that book in my library - fantastic read and good artwork!

[–]MrYaah 1 point2 points ago

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Noooo! hes killing Nunu

[–]skylarbrosef -1 points0 points ago

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Well done.

[–]umdmatto 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. the mind is an interesting thing. I know full well I haven't seen anything from this books in over a decade but I Instantly knew where that picture is from.

[–]RequiredCheese 1 point2 points ago*

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Thousands of years ago in the future when tacos were just an idea and turkeys ran the globe with their dark meat of fury one lone chicken rose up and tried to take down the head turkey...

Edit: Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bone and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of the children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!

[–]voicebox 1 point2 points ago

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The chupacabra vs the abominable snowman is the first thing that came to mind.

[–]JazzlasterBoris 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Santa Ape is attacking the DVD monster...

Happy Chrimbus!

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

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Last years' Christmas card was this image with my face on the big white ape and my cat's face on the little brown ape with MS Paint.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There's one of them apemen jerking off in the background.

[–]sublimenirvana0 0 points1 point ago

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I used to rent this book from the library with my father when I was a kid and we would make up silly captions as to what they were saying! Thank you so much for bringing this childhood memory!

[–]connietang -2 points-1 points ago

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I want

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i kind of love this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this so horrifying?

[–]Supposedmonster -1 points0 points ago

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I can't wait to Photoshop my and my fiancee's faces on this.

[–]VLDT -1 points0 points ago

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OP wins the internet.