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[–]tjnow 5 points6 points ago

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Ha could someone please photoshop out the laptop?

[–]Conman93 14 points15 points ago

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[–]tjnow 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yes! thank you so much! lol you are truly clever sir.

[–]Conman93 0 points1 point ago

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I would do it, but the laptop I'm using doesn't have PS.

[–]Rejexted 1 point2 points ago

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I would do it, except I don't know how to photoshop

[–]XxXNightstalkerX 1 point2 points ago

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I would do it, except photoshop know how to don't.

[–]Humpy1988 -2 points-1 points ago

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we are truly in your presence

[–]The_blue_shark 2 points3 points ago

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pen state shirt?

[–]waldoRDRS 1 point2 points ago

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Always with a smile :)

[–]Nyxenon 1 point2 points ago

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The internet is a whole new world. Just wait until he discovers porn >.>

[–]stillnotking 0 points1 point ago

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I once had to talk my in-laws out of scanning and emailing their drivers' licenses and social security cards to a pyramid scammer. Some people just really shouldn't be on the internet.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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It's been mumblety-years and my mom still gets mad if I try and tell her the pyramid scheme she was involved in was a pyramid scheme.

Apparently...since she made some money for her kids it was all above board.

[–]JonnehxD 0 points1 point ago

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This actually happened when me and my cousin's boyfriend helped get my grandfather set up with his first decent computer since 1995.

We walked away for a few minutes, came back to check on him and realized we didn't install an ad-blocker. He was moments away from sending off his SSN / Credit card number to get a "free $50 gift card to wal-mart!".

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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It reminds me of one of my babysitting incidents...I had a fridge moment and ran back to stop the kid from rolling down the stairs. Averted disaster by seconds.

[–]Skvid 0 points1 point ago

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Bad text positioning ruined it for me, read grandmas text first ;c

[–]DaPurpleCobra 0 points1 point ago

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What did he win?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I have the same issues with my mother. Every time I use her computer to log into my Hotmail or bank account within 2 hours I get a message from Hotmail that my account has been compromised and the bank gives me a call saying there is activity on my card. I don't know how many times I've told her that the internet is more cut throat than real life when it comes to scams.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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gramps looks like lou holtz

[–]chocokel -1 points0 points ago

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Oh it's a mac. Whatever he's done, it shouldn't be too bad.

[–]dablupanda -1 points0 points ago

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Got a laugh out of me, this is how I feel daily.

"Derpina my email wont open!"

"Refresh the page, Papa."

"I tried that!"

So, I go refresh the page for him. Magically, it works.

"How did you do that, Derpina?"

... sigh

[–]FenianFool -1 points0 points ago

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"Hey Grandpa, crazy thought here, but did you ever consider that just the space of an inch and more technology than you had available at your disposal whilst bombing the Nazi's are the only things separating my hand from your dick. Weird huh? Anyway, catch ya later!"

[–]FenianFool 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you all. Smiley Face

[–]Airazz -1 points0 points ago

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My dad clicked something like that back in late nineties. Two weeks later he got a Siemens S25. It even had a color screen! And games! It was quite a fancy device in this post-soviet country.