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Nappy roots anybody!? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]series-of-tubes 55 points56 points ago

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I've been holding on to this picture for years now. I knew it would be relevant someday.

[–]Saint947 17 points18 points ago

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It looks like she wove a sloth wrapped in dirty bounty paper towels into her hair.

WOW

[–]vanillamuffincake 5 points6 points ago

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For fucks sake, a woman who comes to the store I work at all day everyday has hair JUST like this- just add her creepy make up and the fact that she brings in old mcdonalds drinks from days before and wears the same clothes everyday.

[–]justuraveragemuslim 2 points3 points ago

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I have a woman who comes into my store pretty frequently who wears smelly sweatsuits that are too small for her and carries one of those canes for blind people. She is bald on the top of her head and the hair on the back/sides is matted and sticking straight out. She also has a lazy eye and walks around my store not even looking at anything and never buys anything. She looks to be straight out of a horror film.

[–]knylok 11 points12 points ago

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So don't leave us in suspense... how was she in the sack?

[–]BBQsauce18 0 points1 point ago

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pictures or it didnt happen

[–]cosmopolous 1 point2 points ago

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my mother would not approve.

[–]ThePillowFluffer 34 points35 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

[–]Grachiaire 23 points24 points ago

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similar to dreadlocks or a hair disease.

I'll go with the latter.

[–]severychick 23 points24 points ago

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"...mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt."

oh god ew.

[–]a404notfound -2 points-1 points ago

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Treatment involves cutting the affected hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DPKf7y1F-Q

[–]Favo32 2 points3 points ago

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That history section seems like an ungodly amount of bs.

[–]the_cat_farted 2 points3 points ago

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"a cut-off plait could avenge itself" Now all I can see is it inch-worming towards someone in their sleep...

[–]maldio 1 point2 points ago

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TIL; thanks, that was actually interesting.

[–]carniemechanic 58 points59 points ago

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That has to have an odor, and I doubt it's pleasant.

[–]Carbuncl3 22 points23 points ago

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Now imagine being forced to lick that.ಠ_ಠ

[–]Seven-Force 27 points28 points ago

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Now why, pray tell, would I imagine that?

Fuck you, good sir.

[–]bloed 8 points9 points ago

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Mmmmmm chewy.

[–]carniemechanic 1 point2 points ago

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You're a twisted person.

[–]cyclefreaksix 10 points11 points ago

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Beaver tail?

[–]StarkOne 7 points8 points ago

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Theres a guy like this in Santa Monica

[–]look_away 5 points6 points ago

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That's Eddy in Santa Monica, right? I lived at 7th & Wilshire and I used to see him every day in front of the 7-11.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I remember seeing this guy everyday on my bus ride home from school...he disappeared one day. :(

[–]realityisoverrated 0 points1 point ago

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He got in my belly.

[–]mericuh 2 points3 points ago

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Yeaahhhhhh this has got to be him

[–]bloed 14 points15 points ago

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I wish I knew popular hobos :(

[–]thatonewhiteguy 1 point2 points ago

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I think it is him. I remember seeing him every day before and after school

[–]tzenrick 10 points11 points ago

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I swear to all that is good and true in the universe, that lady lives in Orlando, and rides the buses all of the time.

[–]wolfman1214 5 points6 points ago

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Thought it was a guy.

[–]juliusandbrutus 6 points7 points ago

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Wrong. I rode the bus past that man every day for four years, he's a bum who posts up in front of the 7-11 on Wilshire and 7th in Santa Monica, CA.

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, he lives in Springwood, Australia.

[–]Churbro88 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, its a midget that lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

[–]Siem_Reap 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, that's carpetheid (Scots: Carpet Head), he lives in Edinburgh, Scotland.

http://www.tollcross.org/news/meetfacebookssupertramps/meet-super-tramps

[–]catnamedchicken 0 points1 point ago

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There's one in Providence, RI, too. Nice guy, but oh, the smell.

[–]doyouunderstandlife 0 points1 point ago

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I could swear it's a guy that lives in Miami Beach.

[–]SoundSpecialist 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen that guy in Miami singing. He has such an awesome voice that it is a shame that someone hasn't discovered his talent. Oh wait... That kinda situation already occurred I guess, didn't work out so well.

[–]theupperplayground 5 points6 points ago

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Seen people who wear their hair like this in the Bay Area (SF or Berkeley, can't remember which). Judging from a few other comments here, apparently they are more common than I thought.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I spent 3 years in Berkeley. Saw this image, immediately thought, "Berkeley, San Pablo Ave."

Saw this person the DAY I moved there, then about twice a week for the next three years.

Upvote for you.

[–]ricehq 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen her(?) in Emeryville at least three times, near San Pablo Ave.

[–]McDeth -3 points-2 points ago

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I just got back from snowboarding but this type of hairstyle seems to be growing on the white, teenage girl crowd. I saw at least 5 girls "rocking" this abomination of a hair style on the slopes.

On another note, I could smell the residual marijuana from 20 feet away.

[–]Gimpster 6 points7 points ago

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As a person with dreadlocks who tries to keep them at least somewhat tidy, I hate people who let this happen to their hair. Makes people with dreadlocks look bad.

[–]funkgerm 4 points5 points ago

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Wow that thing must weigh a ton.

[–]starmon3y 4 points5 points ago

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I read that post about the guy splitting his penis in two but THIS made me gag

[–]matx6756 2 points3 points ago

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I gagged from the smell just looking at this picture

[–]ChuckleKnuckles 3 points4 points ago

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Aw naw, Hell naw.

[–]gybryant 2 points3 points ago

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Now my monitor stinks. Thanks, subby.

[–]enjoithelrg 2 points3 points ago

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Oh gawd, I can smell it.

[–]GingerHeadMan 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like old, burnt cotton candy.

[–]biggles11 0 points1 point ago

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I concur.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Are there no knives available to slice off the disgustingness that is growing on that person?! It is GROWING on him/her!

[–]kitch_loves_you 1 point2 points ago

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that is disgusting. and I used to have dreads.

[–]meantism 1 point2 points ago

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Get your fire!

[–]postmodgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Mock this person all you want, but they got a built in back cushion.

[–]pabstbluereddit 1 point2 points ago

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built in pillow. He also doesn't need cardboard to get a good nights sleep!

[–]ChuckCharles420 1 point2 points ago

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Aww naw, hell no, boi! Y'all been up and doneit!!

[–]millfmilk 1 point2 points ago

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It's gonna be a good day...

[–]Schrambino 0 points1 point ago

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All my homies gonna ride today...

[–]johnybutts 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this guy is in Houston Tx. I typically see him near the Montrose area and at the food church in Hermann Park

[–]MuddleOfPudd 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely seen that guy

[–]SouthernThread 1 point2 points ago

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yuuup seen him as well

[–]Ozera 3 points4 points ago

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Wait wait, I have seen him as well.

Time for a Houston Reddit meet-up!

[–]SouthernThread 2 points3 points ago

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dude can i invite that homeless guy?

[–]Smojface666 0 points1 point ago

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must look for that guy, I am off Washington and am always floating around that area.

[–]generalguyz 0 points1 point ago

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More like polish plait.

[–]KathOmalley 0 points1 point ago

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I see a guy here in Austin with hair just like that has formed (intentionally or not?) the shape of a small bowler-like hat, sitting on his head at a jaunty angle. Can smell him a block away.

[–]glovesoff11 0 points1 point ago

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Button up shirts for this guy

[–]ohreallynowz 0 points1 point ago

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Is that shit? I think that's shit.

[–]DUSTOBUNNY 0 points1 point ago

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Hi I smear poop in my hair daily.

[–]circlejerkonreddit 0 points1 point ago

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Haha- NAPPY EVERYTHING!!

[–]phekylmadder 0 points1 point ago

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On the plus side he has no need to invest in a nice sleeping pad for camping.

[–]peribub 0 points1 point ago

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and i thought my hair was bad...

[–]detestrian 0 points1 point ago

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That is awesome! Like a fucking plate of armor!

[–]OhSchist 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like there might be a cat in there somewhere.

[–]digitalinfidel 0 points1 point ago

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shitlocks

[–]druek 0 points1 point ago

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Mange.

[–]Melibellule 0 points1 point ago

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Is that.. HAIR?!

[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

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I'd wager that there's either the cure for several intractable cancers, or Jimmy Hoffa's body in there.

[–]thatonewhiteguy 0 points1 point ago

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If you are the one who took this picture, 7/11 on Wilshire and 7th in Santa Monica?

[–]Schrambino 0 points1 point ago

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Was anybody else thinking about this? [(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fkZeWsyvo)]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is often the physical manifestation of mental illness. It's fine to be amazed but also recognize that they likely need some help.

[–]Swazi666 0 points1 point ago

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I think the same exact thing about people with dreadlocks in general (especially white people).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm puzzled by the "especially white people" bit, but alright.

[–]Swazi666 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason. I get the impression very curly hair form better looking dreadlocks than straighter hair. But I'm no expert on dreadlocks, I just think it looks very mangy.

[–]LunchHooks 0 points1 point ago*

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Oh that's just Matt...

Edit: Spelling error. Meant to say Mat.

[–]zatoichi68 0 points1 point ago

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I feel an urge to shave his hair.

[–]Swazi666 1 point2 points ago

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I feel an urge to throw him in a disinfection chamber.

[–]afihavok 0 points1 point ago

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Zonin' 2 blunts a monin by sunrise sometimes

[–]sleepnaught 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! I recognize this guy by his "hair". This Guy? Walks around in my area in Houston Texas! Small world.

[–]Sunriseninja 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]aqueoushumor -2 points-1 points ago

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nsfl tag please...