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[–]SaltyBabe 21 points22 points ago

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I clicked this thinking "I swear, if this is another fucking baby..." - I was pleased.

[–]BearSole 13 points14 points ago

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I don't think I could ever take an animal that fat and squishy-adorable seriously.

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[–]csigh 3 points4 points ago

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Until all 4000 lbs of an angry male flatten you.

[–]Jimmy_Poon 9 points10 points ago

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[–]bluequail 4 points5 points ago

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Ok, this is bad. Watching that thing slither across the beach, I just had an image pop in to my mind. I wonder what it would be like to saddle it and ride it into elephant seal battle...

[–]Dan712 1 point2 points ago

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Regretfully, I invoke rule 34.

[–]bluequail 0 points1 point ago

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I want to ride it in to battle. You can rule 34 it all you want... I'm guessing your a top?

[–]blood_muffin 2 points3 points ago

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At 1:23 he eats his nose.

[–]shedang 0 points1 point ago

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Eyes went cross eyed from awe.

[–]bananaswild 17 points18 points ago

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Repost, but it makes me giggle every time.

[–]neoSokratis -2 points-1 points ago

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So, does mommy give you a medal every time you point out a repost?

[–]moop64 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yep I believe this was taken from a friend of mine. That could well be a repost too though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Who are you that knows I. It was not a repost.

[–]LeSpy 5 points6 points ago

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AHHHH! Now THAT'S a war face! Let me see your REAL war face!

[–]RainDownMyBlues 0 points1 point ago

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You don't convince me. Now work on it!

[–]afterthethird 1 point2 points ago

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Undersea, war walruses. Time to write a campaign.

[–]csigh 1 point2 points ago

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It's an elephant seal, not a walrus!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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His nose doesn't really look like an elephant seal, although certainly not a Walrus.

[–]csigh 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's a female :)

[–]feralle 1 point2 points ago

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Looks more like his "I just passed wind" face.

[–]Moosapian 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't expecting to grin this much.

[–]bithead 1 point2 points ago

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Bullshit you didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face!

[–]mfgypsy 1 point2 points ago

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No. Show me your real war face http://imgur.com/jOEC3

[–]Pockycrunch 2 points3 points ago

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You don't scare me. Work on it!

[–]yellowking 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Mecxs 4 points5 points ago

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I hate being a pedant, but when people paraphrase famous movie quotes it's like there are a million tiny shards of glass inside my body all moving in different directions.

ACCURACY MATTERS!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's MY original content!

[–]corncrazy 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of fatso from Casper.

[–]saipris 0 points1 point ago

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it looks more constipated then ready for a battle to the death

[–]thunderling 0 points1 point ago

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[–]timmy2000 0 points1 point ago

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What is this mickey mouse shit?

[–]tennis87 0 points1 point ago

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[–]naylin_paylin 0 points1 point ago

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Moar Mail Call

[–]gnatinator 0 points1 point ago

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Older than the internet.

[–]ritchlegend 0 points1 point ago

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More like Sex face!

[–]gravitationalbull 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]Crawlerado 0 points1 point ago

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It's "Let me see your war face."

[–]iamthedecider 0 points1 point ago

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I'd call it a dubstep face.

[–]Trompelemonde_ 0 points1 point ago

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Also his sex face, taking a sh*t face, and holding in a fart face.

[–]WazzuMadBro -1 points0 points ago

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Is that you John Walrus?

Is this me?

[–]thisisfake123 -1 points0 points ago

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gaaa 1 thousand upvotes for any full metal jacket reference.

[–]aaronius15 -1 points0 points ago

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When I saw the title I was expecting Mulan.

[–]themadhat90 -1 points0 points ago

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Have an upvote for the funny ermey reference

[–]abitosh -1 points0 points ago

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[–]sitonfacetroll -1 points0 points ago

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The war face sort of makes him look like an orc.

[–]Davidk11 -1 points0 points ago

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BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME!!!

[–]ectothermia -1 points0 points ago

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Every time I see R. Lee Ermey; I hear dat yell.

[–]Kraakker -2 points-1 points ago

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He looks more disgusted than anything. Probably got shown this