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The Double Standard (imgur.com)

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[–]DasWeisseBand 60 points61 points ago

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So only women care about baby genitals. We knew this already.

[–]cerebron 51 points52 points ago

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Yeah, I overheard my mom talking to my sister about the size of my baby nephew's balls, and the first thing I thought was that this was a conversation guys wouldn't ever have. I don't know what to make of it.

[–]Derpi5 32 points33 points ago

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idk when my buddy's son was born his balls were huge. we all had a laugh about it, and those balls were definitely a topic of conversation for at least a couple days

[–]Tibyon 16 points17 points ago

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You guys must be the group to have at a party huh?

[–]AmoDman 4 points5 points ago*

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I think that male genitalia could be hit or miss depending on the masculine crowd... but commenting on infant female genitalia? When done by guys... something about it just seems wrong.

[–]pifarm 41 points42 points ago

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OH MAN DID YOU SEE THE CLIT ON THAT BABY

[–]okmkz 9 points10 points ago

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Yup, this is damned creepy.

[–]pifarm 5 points6 points ago

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BUT LOOK AT THAT LABIA MAN

[–]Demonkunga -1 points0 points ago

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Omg, upvotes for you sir! That one gave me a laugh! :D

[–]ChoroidPlexus 2 points3 points ago

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Not a doctor, but are you sure he doesn't/didn't have hydrocele? Probably get it looked at and fixed while he's young.

[–]Moj88 0 points1 point ago

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New father with big-balled son here:

This really surprised me too. Most likely though, his testicles are probably swollen from birth. It's fairly common (and harmless), and the extra fluid will work its way out.

[–]FaroutIGE 8 points9 points ago

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the title is a bit perplexing "things you can only do with boys"?? you mean "things only women can discuss"??? uhhhhhhh wut

[–]whitchan 0 points1 point ago

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It's using boys in lieu of sons. For instance, "I'm taking the boys to karate and the girls and I will get our nails done while we wait."

[–]MilkyChocoxD -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm a woman and I'm disgusted when I have to look at baby genitals.

[–]carvex 36 points37 points ago

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I'd make a joke but I think the FBI would put me on some list

[–]gilbralter 100 points101 points ago

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They'll put you in the pedo-files. I'll show myself out.

[–]BobbyDash 5 points6 points ago

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The truth is out there.

[–]DanParts 2 points3 points ago

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Chris Hansen thinks the truth should have a seat.

[–]haiku_robot 42 points43 points ago

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I'd make a joke but 
I think the FBI would 
put me on some list

[–]sensenomake 274 points275 points ago*

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Original Website

Original website page views will hopefully bring in page views and ad views/revenue to the website owner, or author.

[–]morris858 3 points4 points ago

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The comic directly after the one linked with batman is hilarious.

Link

[–]JennaSighed 3 points4 points ago

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And the one after that - For those who don't mind going to hell

[–]morris858 1 point2 points ago

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After that it goes into some parody of L.A. noire, it appears i will continue wasting time looking at the non-hell-for-laughing comics though.

[–]SubtleFribble 12 points13 points ago

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Glad someone is being considerate.

[–]TeamOnMyBackDoe 29 points30 points ago

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devil's advocate here, if he didn't post it as an imgur link, no one would click it. However, OP should've put the original website in the comments himself

[–]SgtBanana 6 points7 points ago

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Here's what everyone should fucking do. Stick with the imgur thing for re-hosting images. When you post said images on Reddit, link to the original website/author in the comments. That way, you get the maximum number of views and you do the author a favor.

I'll smack anyone who bitches about this method.

[–]tomstockmail 12 points13 points ago

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Here's what everyone should do for rehosted comics:

Report the comic and message the mods with the URL. It's the rule.

[–]orangeslash 7 points8 points ago

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Except then people bitch that the user is getting double karma.

[–]RelationshipCreeper 6 points7 points ago

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Ohhhhh nooooo they might get some comment karma too! Whatever shall we do! Someone... where did we put the pitchforks!?!?

(to be clear, making fun of reddit a bit, not your statement, which is dead on.)

[–]_shadrach_ 1 point2 points ago

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For best results, read this in homer simpson's mock-girly voice.

[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

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Your method is sound and I approve.

[–]ChipChase -1 points0 points ago

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Comment karma is the only karma worth having..

[–]Kylethedarkn 0 points1 point ago

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It's a nice gesture to link to the source of the image, but it isn't really obligatory. If I showed you a song or a cool painting in real life you wouldn't expect me to be like, and here's the artist that created it. You would simple listen/look at it and enjoy it and if you were interested enough you ask for the artist at which point I would answer. But I don't think it's correct to expect that upfront.

[–]Demonkunga -1 points0 points ago

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Exactly. Most people don't give sources to many other pictures out there, why do it for just web comics?

[–]jarikulli -3 points-2 points ago

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Watch out guys, we’re dealing with a badass over here.

[–]notazombie2011 1 point2 points ago

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In his defense, the comic does contain the original website and author. It's better than what happens sometimes where the comic is stripped of the author's name and website at the bottom and posted on imgur. I do see why it would be better and easier to click the link in the comments, but still a lot better than the losers who edit the source out of the picture itself.

[–]numberq4547 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for not saying this like a dick. People usually do.

[–]gilbralter 1 point2 points ago

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You are a good man. Have an upvote.

[–]sapo916 -1 points0 points ago

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There is a freaking url at the bottom of the comic strip. We aren't even leeching their bandwidth.

[–]ZeekySantos 2 points3 points ago

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Page views are used as a measure of adspace value, if we don't visit their page but view their content, we are defeating the part of the purpose of their hosting a webcomic on a free site.

[–]sapo916 -1 points0 points ago

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This is free advertising for them. They lose absolutely nothing by us viewing the image on imgur since most of us wouldn't visit their website randomly anyway they aren't losing out. However if we like the comic and even a few us visit the website through the clearly visible URL in the image then they will achieve the said benefit.

So stop trying to change our format when all we care about is the one comic strip.

[–]RPBiohazard -4 points-3 points ago

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Scumbag redditor:

demands that people go to source website so creator gets revenue downloads torrents and doesnt pay for audio or video content

[–]PoniesRBitchin 28 points29 points ago

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I think it's creepy as hell either way ...

[–]itcanwait 3 points4 points ago

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agreed.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I find tiny genitals adorable as hell, human or animal.

[–]Dr_Merkwurdigliebe 80 points81 points ago

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Things only women can do.

[–]apostrotastrophe 90 points91 points ago

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It's only that way because women are completely sexualized all the time by men, so bringing up the female body automatically makes the conversation about sex.

[–]SpecialKRJ 3 points4 points ago

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This should be higher up.

[–]Funk86 0 points1 point ago

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You could have made that argument before Twilight.

Now... Not so much.

[–]abernathie 6 points7 points ago

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I'm not purposely being obtuse, but I don't see the point you're making. Twilight means that women are not completely sexualized and talking about the female form does not automatically mean talking about sex? Elaborate, please?

[–]Funk86 -5 points-4 points ago

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It means that women sexualize men just as much as men do to women.

How often is jacob seen without a shirt? Does the new movie go longer than two minutes without it? Does bella string along two guys to her enjoyment not unlike a cassanova would with two women?

[–]apostrotastrophe 2 points3 points ago

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The argument isn't that men are never sexual objects. It's that men can go back and forth from being sexualized to just being, whereas with women the sexual aspect is always in the background. I'm sure there are a million examples out there of moments of sexualization of men, but that's not the point.

[–]abernathie 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for replying! It seems that you're not disputing the point, but saying that the other side is also that way.

I agree that the Twilight movies do these things, and that men are often sexualized, but I still think that this happens more often and more automatically with women than with men.

[–]traviskwright 0 points1 point ago

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If the two men were talking about the son's penis, it'd be the same thing, so no. nice try though

[–]loose-dendrite -1 points0 points ago

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You are making several generalizations that I anecdotally know to be false. Do you have a source based in empiricism?

[–]apostrotastrophe 1 point2 points ago*

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You don't need small-scale experiments to prove it and anecdotes have nothing to do with it. I'm not talking about your specific male friends objectifying or not objectifying your specific female friends. It's "bigger" than that, and deeply entrenched in our culture. Just observe the world around you or watch any tv show or movie. When you get right down to the heart of it, the "point" of women is sex, whereas the "point" of men is talent (business/entertainment/innovation), even though both can participate or be recognized for the other. I'm not blaming anyone, or saying anyone is actively doing anything wrong, so nobody needs to go on the defensive.

[–]loose-dendrite 0 points1 point ago

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I know exactly what you're saying but I haven't come across anything to actually justify that belief. The numerous cognitive biases of our species have to be controlled for or we will just believe whatever crap that's socially convenient to believe.

I reread your comment and now realize that you didn't actually say that each man sexually objectifies each woman. I highly recommend writing "some" somewhere in there to avoid ambiguity since your comment is ambiguous between being sexist and not. My original response isn't entirely applicable now... but thanks for responding anyway :)

Regarding the actual topic: I do see women being caricatured as sex objects in my culture in general. I don't believe it's as wide-spread as you do but I'm not very confident in that belief because I heavily self-select memes by controlling the media I consume and living in the SF Bay Area.

[–]Meatshield 0 points1 point ago

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if you're trolling, not bad.

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[–]apostrotastrophe 8 points9 points ago

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That's not sexualizing men.

[–]toaf 1 point2 points ago

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What'd it say?

[–]OmegaArcadia 7 points8 points ago

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But there are so many.

[–]gilbralter 47 points48 points ago

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Alternatively, Guys are subject to parental embarrassment in front of potential mates through a similar means of genital baby photos, whereas girls are immune to this trend.

[–]Siofsi 7 points8 points ago

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From personal experience, it goes the other way too. None of my exes nor current boyfriend's parents did this with me, but mine have done it several times to me! I don't really care. I was a baby. They all look the same.

[–]remmycool 28 points29 points ago

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Did any of the guys ever say "It sure don't look like that anymore" and try to high five your dad?

Because if one did...marry him.

[–]Downvoted_Defender 14 points15 points ago

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Well I know what I'm going to say to my girlfriends dad at the next possible opportunity!

Also, on my tombstone I want it to say; he was a brave troll.

[–]gilbralter 7 points8 points ago

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did your parents ever show your infantile vagina to your boyfriend?

[–]Siofsi 0 points1 point ago

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It was there on display in the home movies/LOADS of photos, and them made jokes it. So yeah.

[–]itcanwait 3 points4 points ago

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female here. there's maybe four photos of me, under the age of 3, where i am wearing underwear. there's probably eight photos of me, under the age of 3, where i'm wearing any clothes at all (excluding major holidays). thankfully, because i come from a family of 'nature lovers,' this was before the internet or computers; otherwise, i would be all over cp sites. they were v naive, my family--or stupid.

further, i have 2 boys and never once pointed out their penis in a photo to anyone. why in the hell would i? i didn't find this comic funny in the least.

[–]gilbralter 6 points7 points ago

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I guess it's a matter of culture and family. My parents have a good 3 photos of my penis when I was a baby, and insist on showing them to everyone woman I know.

[–]itcanwait 4 points5 points ago

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well then. that's awful. your mission is now to stealthily, in the dead of night, to steal these photos and burn them. i'm almost serious.

[–]gilbralter 0 points1 point ago

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I have tried many times to throw them out. My mom somehow always manages to have them back, just in time for another girl. She might have copies.

[–]traviskwright 0 points1 point ago

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how about you call the cops on your parents for owning and distributing child porn? about YOU?

[–]Homeschooled316 -3 points-2 points ago

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You've had little people come out of your vagina? You must be right about everything.

[–]itcanwait 0 points1 point ago

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sure, i'm not going to deprive you of your opinion. enjoy pointing out little people's penises because that is the alternative to my position.

[–]traviskwright 0 points1 point ago

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It's like here, look at this child pornography of our son.

[–]AgitpropAndApologia 10 points11 points ago

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This reminds me of Borat showing his son's photo. So it is true...

[–]istoleyourpope 7 points8 points ago

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Anybody else think this looks like Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist? And acts like him too?

[–]crackshot91 2 points3 points ago

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He's a great dad. :3

[–]thelawnz 2 points3 points ago

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SPOILERS

(This is all one word because I wanted to make it hard to read:Imisshimalot. )

[–]wittycommenthere 24 points25 points ago

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In defense, the ladies said "wee-wee" while the male said "vagina." There's a difference. To be similar, the male should've said referred to it as "pussy."

[–]dreamqueen9103 58 points59 points ago

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Oh god I see pussy as worse. I see it as more vulgar and sexual. He could have called it her pee-pee or something. Something childish and nonsexual.

[–]JerFlip 39 points40 points ago

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That is the joke

[–]ACSlater 6 points7 points ago

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whoooooooosh

[–]darlantan 17 points18 points ago

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"Vajayjay"?

[–]TwinIam 16 points17 points ago

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"Ham wallet"?

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

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Arby's sandwich

[–]bshine 4 points5 points ago

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Bajingo

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Larry: "Oh yeah by the way: how's her pussy?"

[–]danxmason 7 points8 points ago

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I think "puss puss" would be more accurate.

[–]carvex 8 points9 points ago

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I don't believe one man has said that directly to another man in the history of ever.

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

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He did, but he was talking about his darling kitty cat.

[–]zafu[!] 3 points4 points ago

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In defense, penises are hilarious.

[–]frozenfire 4 points5 points ago

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I think the preferred nomenclature is "hatchet gash"

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

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Walter, this isn't a pussy that build the railroads. This is a pussy... who peed on my rug!

[–]bshine 0 points1 point ago

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That took an unexpected turn.

[–]i_am_new_there 0 points1 point ago

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relevant

[–]lancex 2 points3 points ago

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The equivalent thing for the man to say would have been "Look at her little vajayjay!"

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

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"Look at her completely non-sexual reproductive organ. Wait a minute, don't look at it. Why the fuck are you looking at it like that!?"

[–]bordemseeks 2 points3 points ago

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haha first thing I though old pbf

http://pbfcomics.com/215

[–]usedtowork 8 points9 points ago

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meh two dudes wouldn't be cool sitting around talking about baby dicks either

mothers on the other hand have no shame, they'll cluck over baby turds if you give them the chance

[–]datn 1 point2 points ago

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I just want to know why both scenes take place in a Quonset hut.

[–]thunnus 2 points3 points ago*

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answer: a Quonset hut with nothing but high backed bench seats (and wheels underneath by implication) is otherwise known as either a: a bus, or 2: a train.

[–]Mcfuggit 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]ImmortalWarrior 2 points3 points ago

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is that Phoenix wright?

[–]OmegaArcadia 5 points6 points ago

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OBJECTIvely, I can say no.

[–]iamthespoke 4 points5 points ago

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I think he's saying 'What the Fuck', not because the dad seems like a pedophile, but because the vagina is normally an internal tract. Which means that if you can even see it in the photo it must have prolapsed.

[–]hardwarequestions 2 points3 points ago

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sometimes i SERIOUSLY regret my compulsive need to follow links posted in a discussion. this is one of those times.

[–]iamthespoke 1 point2 points ago

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Haha this is my first time linking something so...graphic. Enjoying it already. _^

[–]Mackinstyle 0 points1 point ago

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Glanced at the author's name and thought it was that hilarious guy with CP.

[–]colinmurphy00 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Uncle Paul

[–]kayzingzingy 0 points1 point ago

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anyone notice that creeper in the background?

[–]KriticaLHitts 0 points1 point ago

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The "WHAT THE FUCK" just makes this comic.

[–]JimiJams 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest I don't want to see any of your baby pictures.

[–]BellaBlazzed 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet Jesus!! You should put this in r/trees. The ENTs should enjoy this a lot

[–]JustBlameMe -2 points-1 points ago

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Louis CK kinda does it here.

[–]tuk_a_durrr -2 points-1 points ago

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The jokes are a bit unrelated, but none-the-less hilarious! Louis CK just makes my mental load blow with every stand-up he does.

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[–]Roaning 7 points8 points ago

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That sounds like the most half hearted sarcastic laugh EVER. Like literally ever.

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[–]biggertigger 2 points3 points ago

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sounds like you won't ever get laid or have children. someone hit a soft spot? i thought it was rather funny.

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[–]Tfish 12 points13 points ago

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Especially infant female genitalia.

[–]Keabo 22 points23 points ago

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"Here's my little girl bathing in the tub. Check out that wet pussy!"

[–]rfbeiruit 7 points8 points ago

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It felt really weird upvoting that...

[–]BaconChapstick 2 points3 points ago

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It may have felt weird, but deep down you knew it was right.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 6 points7 points ago

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I wouldn't go that far, but I think it's something to do with that fact that men prefer small (child-like?) vagnias. Seeing a little girl's vagina might produce some discomfort, considering it would look pretty much like the vagina of an older female - it fucks with their cognitive dissonance. Little girl vaginas are quite taboo - people just don't talk about them.

[–]amazingGOB 1 point2 points ago

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old enough to pee, old enough for me?

that doesn't sound right...

[–]twelvefortyAM 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck? A penis can be non-sexual? How, exactly, is a penis in any way less sexualized than a vagina. Enlighten me.

[–]SpecialKRJ 1 point2 points ago

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Because women are incredibly sexualized to the point of being nothing more than sexual objects, to the point where if a woman walks out with a sweater on and no cleavage showing, men think she's showing off her tits for them.

[–]twelvefortyAM 0 points1 point ago

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I really, really hope that's sarcasm.

[–]shawtywtits -2 points-1 points ago

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HAHAHA

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