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[–]LeadOn 56 points57 points ago

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My uterus just skipped a beat.

[–]telim 13 points14 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes 13 points14 points ago

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What?

[–]shutup_Aragorn 17 points18 points ago

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leadon is babycrazy.

[–]Bifrons 0 points1 point ago

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They can do that?!

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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I need you like a heart needs a beat.

[–]Hobonger 21 points22 points ago

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I feel bad for the Garth baby, can't even walk yet but he's already designated as the sidekick

[–]KnifeyJames 10 points11 points ago

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He made his choice when he was the baby that wasn't smiling -- stone-faced baby has to be Garth.

[–]PretzelSamples 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent... point.

[–]Matika7 0 points1 point ago

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I just realized Garth was SAP

[–]_Toshi_ 0 points1 point ago

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What am I, a chimp? "With you, as always, is Garth?"

[–]jargonista 66 points67 points ago

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Nap Time! Excellent!

FTFY

[–]super_dave_cares 15 points16 points ago

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No no... Party on, Wayne... Party on, Garth

[–]aznprd 15 points16 points ago

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Potty on, Wayne...Potty on, Garth

[–]IveRedditalready -1 points0 points ago

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All I have to say about that is, "asphinctersayswhat?!"

[–]Backpedal 12 points13 points ago

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No, no pauwty on Wayne. Pauwty on Gauwf.

[–]snailboy 16 points17 points ago

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EXTWEME CWOSEUP!

[–]bordemseeks 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Capn_Of_Rum -4 points-3 points ago

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Repost 2 day old content for free karma? I have a new gameplan!

By the way, for pointing out that this is a repost, I expect downvotes.

Bring 'em.

[–]jargonista 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly don't know what you're talking about.

[–]Radioheadless 38 points39 points ago

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if she was a president she'd be baberaham lincoln

[–]Plob 13 points14 points ago

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In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

[–]Lt_Shinysides 7 points8 points ago

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She could give a dog a bone.

[–]rhoswhen 15 points16 points ago

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For this year's Halloween my friend and I went as a combination of Wayne and Garth and Ariel, the Little Mermaid, and Sebastian: I was the Little Merwayne and she was Garthbastian.

[–]nunchukity 11 points12 points ago

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no offence but that sounds like it would turn out horrible.

[–]Tfish 7 points8 points ago

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I really can't see where the humor in it would come from other than a general "that's really weird" chuckle.

[–]timwoj 8 points9 points ago

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I must see pictures of this, because it sounds hilarious.

[–]rhoswhen -2 points-1 points ago

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Meh I don't think she wants her face all over Reddit. :(

[–]TheWildMiracle 2 points3 points ago

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You can't post something like this and not post pics upon request. Cmoooooon

[–]rhoswhen 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I know, I'm a douche.

[–]Monk3on3 9 points10 points ago

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This is the best reason to have children.

[–]reverse_pickpocket 2 points3 points ago

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wait are these children? they look like dolls

[–]godofallcows 2 points3 points ago

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Does Rent-A-Center carry them?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I thought those were dolls at first. Pretty cute!

[–]Smad3 -2 points-1 points ago

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I would bet with nearly 100% certainty, they are

[–]Roaning 5 points6 points ago

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Schwing!

[–]Da1bearsfan 6 points7 points ago

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Party on garth! SHWING SHWING!

[–]Perk_i 2 points3 points ago

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You didn't tell em about my pubes did you Wayne?

[–]ilovespidermansGF 4 points5 points ago

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i wish i had babies so i could get to the front page.......

[–]nunchukity 12 points13 points ago

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i'l bring the semen....

[–]Smad3 1 point2 points ago

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Are those real... if not, I'm worried

[–]MosaicM80 1 point2 points ago

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Awww, lil waynes world.

[–]mistrbrownstone 1 point2 points ago

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How to get karma:

  1. Find something that got someone else a lot of upvotes
  2. Copy it.
  3. Post as your own.

[–]slamboan_fagarelli 0 points1 point ago

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yup

[–]homestar440 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the trouble you can get into when meddle with time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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halloween costume a month late!

[–]artaxiad 0 points1 point ago

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That's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my whole life!

[–]da_qtip 0 points1 point ago

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Where does one get those baby chucks?

[–]IamReek 0 points1 point ago

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By the time they grow up, they won't get the reference. We're getting old.

[–]Zukiuke 0 points1 point ago

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I am sadden by this sudden realization. We are getting old...

[–]Suirou 0 points1 point ago

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Are they twins?

[–]layra96 0 points1 point ago

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All levels of awesome!

[–]sherrybaby82 0 points1 point ago

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That is too cute!

[–]TheGermishGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if actual babies or really lifelike dolls...

[–]bassmahfk 0 points1 point ago

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It's like we're looking down on Wayne's basement, only that's not Wayne's basement, isn't that weird?

[–]whothe2 0 points1 point ago

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I Know these babies! They are twins.

[–]sure_you_can 0 points1 point ago

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If you're gonna spew, spew into this.

[–]redcube85 0 points1 point ago

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Uh oh, I just partied in my pants...

[–]Shibidybow 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it

[–]0ldS0ul 0 points1 point ago

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This has significantly changed my life for the better

[–]darthluke 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has corrupted my soul -- I was looking for your feet since these may have been "baby doll slippers."

Weird.

[–]kellysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Party on!

[–]toskinita 0 points1 point ago

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That's why i want to have kids..

[–]schiffydick 0 points1 point ago

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If you found something on the Internet on a site that was not Reddit and you don't know the original author of the content, assume it has already been on Reddit, because it most likely has.

[–]meggle-star 0 points1 point ago

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This is the cutest thing. :'] Oh my goodness...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always want to pinch babies on there cheek because they are so cute :P

[–]Lisemarie87 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, I want to be this cool.

[–]juststyle 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy and they know it!

[–]angrygeek 0 points1 point ago

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babies I see in real life are always ugly ಠ_ಠ

[–]Swazi666 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be honest - a good number of people have ugly ass babies. People always say "how adorable" just as a matter of courtesy. But these babies ARE really really cute!

[–]ApatheticPamp 0 points1 point ago

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Love this!

[–]localanti 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that is soo cool that you stole someones picture and reposted it way after Halloween! Super excellent awesome!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely love it.

[–]djtheonly -3 points-2 points ago

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only a fool would down vote this.

[–]Toderico 2 points3 points ago*

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I'm fairly sure I've seen this posted a few days ago, sorry if my downvote offended you though.

Edit: Absolutely no reason to downvote me, I was simply stating a fact. Actually, I'm fairly sure I've seen this photo twice before this one. So there.

[–]Capn_Of_Rum 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely was posted a couple of days ago, but I now know how to get free internet points!

And how to lose them!

Repost 2 day old content! UPVOTES! Point out content was posted 2 days ago! DOWNVOTES!

Just because Reddit has occasionally intelligent humor doesn't mean everyone that goes on Reddit is occasionally intelligent.

[–]plankmeharder -1 points0 points ago

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I imagined pedobear saying 'excellent' in Mr Burn's trademark style because these dolls look like babies.

[–]myfajahas400children -5 points-4 points ago

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(insert irrelevant Wayne's World quote here)

[–]tatsumakisempukyaku 2 points3 points ago

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Schwing!