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[–]Barnden 19 points20 points ago

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I've had this saved in my gif folder for a very long time...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is this i dont even...

[–]CMON_BRUH 59 points60 points ago

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DRUUUUUUGS

[–]expiredtofu 15 points16 points ago

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Not even once.

[–]Sodapotinski 18 points19 points ago

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M'kay?

[–]KnuttyD 2 points3 points ago

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MMM'kay.

[–]CustardMustard 2 points3 points ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[–]dchimz 47 points48 points ago

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Something Awful goon Atomo made these a long time ago

here's another masterpiece of his http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/silly-baby-part.php

[–]whydoyouask123[S] 11 points12 points ago

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You mean someone actually took the time and effort to make that? awesome.

[–]RetroRodent 14 points15 points ago

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Same thread the Marmaduke spider came from if memory serves.

[–]lolwut19 26 points27 points ago

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Oh God, I had completely forgotten about that.

For the confused.

[–]Erzsabet 6 points7 points ago

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I think I'm more confused now than I was before I clicked that...

[–]lolwut19 3 points4 points ago

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Such is life on the Internet.

[–]FeelsAlright 2 points3 points ago

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Do you have the one where he turns the owner's hands into mini-Santas and they fly off into space?

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

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I... I didn't know such a thing existed.

[–]FeelsAlright 6 points7 points ago

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Aha I found it on another thread with these:

http://i.imgur.com/CRhef.jpg

[–]Alexcellent 2 points3 points ago

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points ago

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WHO MAKES THESE?!

[–]smartalco 1 point2 points ago

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.

[–]JackpotDen 1 point2 points ago

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once to software is complete, it automatically generates bizarre shit. It's not even programmed in. The computer gets possessed by demons.

[–]ButteredNoodles 1 point2 points ago

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Damn and here I was thinking it just magically appeared

[–]jascri 1 point2 points ago

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gold

[–]jetpackswasno 0 points1 point ago

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This is fucking genius

[–]stinkyp00t 11 points12 points ago

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This belongs in WTF. They're having something of a revival over there.

[–]pompousplatypus 1 point2 points ago

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From what I've seen, this doesn't even come close to qualifying.

[–]Crash_Nancy 7 points8 points ago

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I can - kinda.

Those are from an old thread on Something Awful: "Poser 6 Has Genetalia? When did this happen?" People started downloading free demos of Poser 6 and started doing horrible things to poor Captain America; including distorting his expression into some terrifying "rape face" and having him do all sorts of things Captain America would never do.

I have never laughed so hard at anything else since.

[–]BeenADickArnold 28 points29 points ago

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Captain America goes in, Captain America goes out. You can't explain that.

[–]RichAromas 3 points4 points ago

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Never a miscommunication!

[–]mrzdford 12 points13 points ago

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It's obviously a representation of the aggressiveness of america. See how we oppose our wills on the younger "countries" of the world.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 26 points27 points ago

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scumbag America thinks it is an older country

[–]Philogogus 20 points21 points ago

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Well, it is an older country.

Lets look at some European countries.

Germany really only became Germany in 1871 France (modern France) only came around in 1792. Italy only came into it's modern form in 1861

Granted, Great Britain has been around more or less the way it is now for many hundreds of years (not counting loss of colonies).

Politically, the United States is considerably older than many 'Old World' countries. Non-politically... well, considering that national identity was really born with the American revolution (and further developed by Napoleon)....

[–]mikas36 5 points6 points ago

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I'd say that the United States is still fairly young, but you make a good point.

[–]IvyGold 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty certain that the US has the oldest Constitution in the world.

[–]Sliyaroh 2 points3 points ago

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You use of the word obviously is not obvious. Please clarify with examples and two atomic bombs.

[–]mightyjake 7 points8 points ago

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Well, that made me laugh audibly at work.

[–]rootR 2 points3 points ago

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Aliens.

[–]muchadobout 2 points3 points ago

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I love how he's in the garbage bin in the first panel. Watching...

[–]The_Maddog 1 point2 points ago

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You can't explain that?

[–]maecena 1 point2 points ago

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Captain America: "Pinnacle of human physical perfection."

[–]Honey_Otter 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god the eyes

[–]TheArchaeologist 1 point2 points ago

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I lost my shit.

[–]Tankred 1 point2 points ago

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... Illustrated and written by Ron Liefeld

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more child-on-animal sex.

[–]TheElusiveTrout 1 point2 points ago

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Aliens

[–]MoonBanana 1 point2 points ago

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is this DC universe?

[–]AryanNinja 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it at the second to last panel, I think his eyes are going in different directions

[–]Dolemarq 1 point2 points ago

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[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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someone please explain this!!!!!

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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3rd panel= Come at me, Bro.

[–]starrbunnyy 0 points1 point ago

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/wtf would probably appreciate this

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this I laugh my ass off.

[–]gentlechin 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you want to?

[–]lawnmowerkitties 0 points1 point ago

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Is this rootsy enough for r/wtf?

[–]Yonn -1 points0 points ago

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This submission would fit right into r/wtf before the recent renaissance.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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It just gets funnier the more I think about it. The last panel just ties it all together.

[–]trilldubb8 0 points1 point ago

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What game is this? and sign me up

[–]groteska 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like i got raped in the eyes. And I laughed while it happened. I feel odd now.

[–]hakbor 0 points1 point ago

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I'm laughing so much it hurts!

[–]woollymammal 0 points1 point ago

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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.

[–]SomethingClepher 0 points1 point ago

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I pooped myself.

[–]Lite-Black 0 points1 point ago

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But just, why is this so funny? I mean... I'm not that into comics, but had an asthma attack from laughing too much O.o

[–]Swampf0x 0 points1 point ago

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Favorite CGI screen captures, even if reposted.

[–]brindle891 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even have a funny comment for this, I just need to leave a comment so that I can find this on my own computer later.

[–]TonyTheBean 0 points1 point ago*

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I think he's experimenting with his sexuality. That, or he never learned the right way to molest children.

[–]medyas 0 points1 point ago

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definitely laughed so hard i snorted just now

[–]Grizzlyaarons 0 points1 point ago

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ALIENS.

[–]dpazdan 0 points1 point ago

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this is borderline WTF.

[–]Xanderamn 0 points1 point ago

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First time I saw this, it was about 5 years ago on /b. It was a gif... which I lost when my harddrive went dead....it's still makes me tear up a little. Thank you for posting this xD

[–]Bardlar 0 points1 point ago

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I lose my shit at that second last frame EVERY TIME!

[–]trocke87 0 points1 point ago

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PCP for sure

[–]AN1Guitarman 0 points1 point ago

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wah, what? lol!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This one never gets old. I laugh every time I see it.

[–]notacute 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

[–]Yonnzl 0 points1 point ago

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i especially like the first panel. i was looking at it thinking WTF. then i see him peeking out of the dumpster. Soon.....

[–]traujaka 0 points1 point ago

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PLEASE, ALL PROCEEDS SHOULD GO TO R/WTF, NOT R/FUNNY

[–]readitb4u 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly Nazi Germany.

[–]wtfmovieguy 0 points1 point ago

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... nor should you try.

[–]Rustash 0 points1 point ago

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CAP'N MURRICA!!!

[–]SpaghettiWizard 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit i can't breathe.

[–]cybergern 0 points1 point ago

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There's something about that second to last frame :-D

[–]Ragnarok2kx 0 points1 point ago

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Aawww, after a few seconds, I was expecting the Capn to Final Justice one of the kids.

[–]BikeBison 0 points1 point ago

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Captain America flies in, Captain America flies out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that

[–]JTTTdude 0 points1 point ago

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Soon.

[–]p3ngwin 0 points1 point ago

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thanks, been a while since i saw this. forgot how fucking awesome it is.

that penultimate pic gets me every time.

[–]doomy_doomy_doom 0 points1 point ago

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This never fails to make me crack up....

[–]zyzzogeton 0 points1 point ago

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That is some old SA shit right there.

[–]jojojoy 0 points1 point ago

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Those graphics are shit.

[–]tech98 0 points1 point ago

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Scene: Back Alley in Detroit with Horrible Stop Motion Animation Two kids, one male and one female are playing invisible hackey sack when Captain America appears out from behind a dumpster (where he was doing crack) and swings the boy around and breaks his neck because he kicked his invisible car. The girl starts running away to tell the cops when Captain America hops into his invisible car with a really crazy-ass look on his face. He runs her down and her head pops off. TLDR: Captain America sold his shield for crack, and became a psychotic killer.

[–]JonSherwell 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

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there are just no words...

[–]charlieDaEnt 0 points1 point ago

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Quite possibly the funniest thing my 13 year old mind has ever viewed upon

[–]Sleepwalker18 0 points1 point ago

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Totally thought her arm was his penis when she was running away.

[–]dwayne_rooney 0 points1 point ago

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questioning captain america? sounds like terrorist chatter to me.

[–]Echo849 0 points1 point ago

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WAT?

[–]cypher_zero 0 points1 point ago

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I just about pissed myself.

[–]FNGsam 0 points1 point ago

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Hahah that was fantastic

[–]Caiity 0 points1 point ago

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Love the last two pannels

[–]NotADog 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously... How the fuck did that dumpster stay open!?

[–]Phased 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed till I cried.

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, this made me cry.

[–]sargon1969 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care how many times I see this, it still cracks me up.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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reposting this shit tahts a decade old is something very awful

[–]BatXDude -3 points-2 points ago

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I pissed myself lool

[–]billfred97 -1 points0 points ago

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I don't even...

[–]fett4evr -1 points0 points ago

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what the hell was that?

[–]katey1801 -2 points-1 points ago

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What the [insert random or vulgar phrase here]?

[–]UnknownArchive -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]stuff85 -5 points-4 points ago

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omg it wuz so randomly funny as shit

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[–]whydoyouask123[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah? So what?

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah!

[–]ordinarygentleman8 -1 points0 points ago

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I think this belongs in r/wtf.

[–]kingsleyzissou23 -1 points0 points ago

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Wut