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[–]beyondthunderdome 55 points56 points ago

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That's what he gets for juggling tomatoes while his wife changes the baby's diaper.

[–]apomme 5 points6 points ago

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That's what he gets for juggling his wife while the baby changes the tomatoes

[–]reisespieces7337 0 points1 point ago

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That's what he gets for juggling his baby while the tomatoes change his wife.

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

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That's what tomato gets for juggling him while baby changes wife.

[–]princess_shami 3 points4 points ago

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Oh GOD why

[–]RichiSkaro 23 points24 points ago

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Holy re-post, Batman.

[–]elwook 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah OP, come on... OG Post... 10 days...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No way that was only 10 days ago. That was like.. 2 months ago. ..Right?

[–]TheVandyMan 2 points3 points ago

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i have seen this reposted like 10 times, come on guys.

[–]JeanNaRH 1 point2 points ago

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This was like 10 years ago.

[–]laluna130 2 points3 points ago

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Imagine really having a fan as high-powered as his...

[–]alishainreallife 2 points3 points ago

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If I had a nickel...

[–]ScreamingBlue 2 points3 points ago

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The wife's first comment: "There should be bigger chunks."

<3

[–]DarkCc 3 points4 points ago

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I always wonder if loving the image means I'm some sort of mental psychopath

[–]Faytezsm 3 points4 points ago

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I love how that picture made my brain go from "What is this red stuff?" to "Why are his arms like that?" to "Is that a crib?". Then and only then the connection was made.

[–]PresidentSkroob16 1 point2 points ago

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You can be anything you want to be when you grow up...including being cleaned up by a dry heaving crime scene crew

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yep...totally spaced that one.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 1 point2 points ago

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rolls royce merlin powered ceiling fan comes in handy for all those little unplanned accidents

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok we needed to paint the walls anyway

[–]astronaut_mikedexter 1 point2 points ago

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I knew those Koreans were onto something. Fan death is real!

[–]ZebrasKickAss 1 point2 points ago

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When I was a kid, I climbed over a table and actually hit my head to the running fan. It hurt only slightly.

[–]Goofychems[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I love re-posts. They allow new redditors to catch-up to the fun.

[–]sandals_suck 1 point2 points ago

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Who is this artist?

[–]cysci 1 point2 points ago

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I did this (sort of) when my daughter was 2. We were car shopping and she was fussy. I hoisted her up to put her on my shoulders and didn't see the fan spinning away. Two quick thuds and we were on our way to the ER. Nice giant, bleeding goose egg on her forehead. The ER doc (who was a little person) told my wife "If you'd married me, this never would have happened". My daughter was fine. Beautiful with a small scar and a good story.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this is pretty twisted...

[–]Mecha_Derp 0 points1 point ago

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Repost from the guy who got this picture in an email from his dad.

[–]dejust 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Dexter...

[–]arindamchoudhury 0 points1 point ago

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its not funny ... its creepy

[–]FraggotMan -3 points-2 points ago

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oh come the FUCK ON. this was front page like..last fucking week or something

goddamn it I swear im going to start a fucking website where niggers liek you that repost shit are subnet banned

[–]mcderps -1 points0 points ago

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O.O

[–]cherry_bomb -1 points0 points ago

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I dont get it -.-

[–]WreckerCrew -2 points-1 points ago

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That is what your mom said.

[–]cherry_bomb 0 points1 point ago

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Oh,,, i just got it. This is nasty -.-

[–]DesolationRow -2 points-1 points ago

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HA!

[–]WreckerCrew -2 points-1 points ago

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Buy at least the room is cool.

[–]Ireland1206 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Phased 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for doing that for me, too bad someone else posted it earlier and people feel the need to downvote you.

[–]ShittyPuns -1 points0 points ago

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YOU WHORE!

[–]JeanNaRH -1 points0 points ago

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1998 called, they said they are glad you still enjoy that joke, but post 911 it's just not the same anymore. They also asked if we found their jeans shorts.