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[–]jrodyw 3 points4 points ago

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I don't even know what the thing was, but I hate it.

[–]pfasul01 6 points7 points ago

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Please tell me that's fake so I can sleep tonight.

[–]petler477 0 points1 point ago

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agreed.

[–]aoeui-dhtns 2 points3 points ago

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Nein

[–]hotrodzoidberg 3 points4 points ago

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It's definitely a face-hugger.

[–]ur_opinion_is_wrong 2 points3 points ago

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FIRE! We need lots of it!

[–]medicrow 2 points3 points ago

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haha jokes on you. it lay eggs in you while you slept

[–]Gelidus 3 points4 points ago

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I need a huge fucking can of NOPE!

[–]Erbs 3 points4 points ago

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10 legs?

[–]Gawdzillers 6 points7 points ago

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It's "nein", shitty pants.

[–]meginmich 2 points3 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE lalalala i can't hear you

[–]SquitsMcGrish 2 points3 points ago

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What is it?

[–]qbord 2 points3 points ago

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THIS ISN'T FUNNY

[–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points ago

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Dust off and nuke 'em from orbit!

[–]Trebay 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't look like a huntsman at all if I had to guess, I'd say this is fake

[–]Th3dz 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry people it was just a headcrab!

[–]Trublhappn 1 point2 points ago

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Eight actually. Arachnids only have eight legs. You sir fail in emergency counting.

[–]Garathon 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually quite common in my area. Good thinking with the bike helmet though!

[–]like9mexicans 2 points3 points ago

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If that's real, fuck everything about that. Fucking Australians

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[–]Belledonner 0 points1 point ago

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Well, actually, we do have spiders that big in Australia, for example the bird eating spider that is the size of a dinner plate. http://media.photobucket.com/image/bird%20eating%20spider/grunto-001/Jess21.jpg

[–]DoctorNose 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell is nien?

[–]weedmonkey 0 points1 point ago*

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could be mispelled german for "nein"= no

EDIT: misspelled mispelled.... sorry,english.

[–]Mo_Tzu 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I believe "nein" was already used in a different repost of this gif.

[–]ChangeTheBuket 0 points1 point ago

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Repost?

[–]cherry313 0 points1 point ago

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Source?