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[–]thebutton 320 points321 points ago*

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This is mostly like a picture of filariasis (infection by a parasite, most likely a nematode) disrupting the lymphatic system causing elephantiasis. It results in hydroceles of the scrotum and can result in large tumors in the testicles. The operation to remove them is very unpleasant so lots of people end up putting off the operation for as long as possible. There has been a documented case of an individual with a scrotum weighing 46kg (101lbs).

There's a picture of someone using his scrotum as a writing desk because it got so large. I'll try and find it because it seems germane to the topic.

Chased down more information while looking this up. There was a Scottish Physician by the name of James Esdaile who was working in India in the 1830s on the use of "mesmerism" (hypnotism) in surgical procedues. What follows has been quoted from a description of his book (it's quite rare):

"Esdaile's first patient, a Hindu convict, suffered from a double hydrocele of considerable proportions on his scrotum. This kind of condition, similar to elephantiasis, was then common in eastern India. No cure was known and surgical removal of these tumours was rare, and widely dreaded at a time when no effective anaesthetic was available. The tumorous growth of one of Esdaile's patients weighed 103 pounds and measured 7 feet in circumference and 2 feet round its neck." (Source contains no additional relevant information)

Edit: Found a copy of his book, 1st hand account (sorry it's an image of a pdf because it won't copy plain text correctly, and I am too lazy to OCR).

Text version taken from J Esdaile's book:

"Oct. 25th. - Goo­roo­chuan Shah, a shop-kee­per, aged 40. he has got a "­mons­ter tu­mour," which pre­vents him from mo­ving; its great weight, and his ha­ving used it for a wri­ting-­desk for many years, has pres­sed it into its pre­sent sha­pe. His pulse is weak, and his feet oe­de­ma­tous, which will make it very ha­zar­dous to at­t­empt its re­mo­val; bit with such an ap­pen­dage life is li­te­r­ally a bur­then. He be­came in­sen­si­ble on the fourth day of me­me­ri­sing, and was drawn with the mat­tress to the end of the bed (my usual mode of pro­cee­ding:) two men then held up the tu­mour in a sheet, pul­ling it for­ward at the same time, and, in the pre­sence of Mr. Ben­nett, I re­mo­ved it by a cir­cu­lar in­ci­sion, ex­pe­di­tion being his only sa­fe­ty. The rush of ve­nous blood was great, but for­tu­na­tely soon ar­res­ted; and, after tying the last ves­sel, the mat­tress was again pul­led back upon the bed with him upon it, and at this mo­ment he awo­ke. The loss of blood had been so great that he im­me­dia­tely fell into a fain­ting state, and it took a good while to re­move him. On re­co­ve­r­ing he said that he awoke while the mat­tress was being pul­led back, and that nothing had di­stur­bed him. The tu­mour weig­hed eighty pounds, and is pro­ba­bly the lar­gest ever re­mo­ved from the human body. I think it ex­tre­mely li­kely that if the cir­cu­la­tion had been hur­ried by pain and strug­g­ling, or if the shock to the sys­tem had been in­cre­a­sed by bo­dily and men­tal an­guish, the man would have bled to dea­th, or never have ral­lied from the ef­fects of the ope­ra­ti­on. But the sud­den loss of blood was all he had to con­tend against; and, though in so weak a con­di­tion, he has sur­moun­ted this, and gone on very well."

Final Edit: I regret to inform R/WTF that it seems unlikely that I'll be able to find the image. It did exist and was transmitted along with the text of the manuscript to J. Esdaile's brother in London, who arranged for the book (Mesermism in India) to be published by Longman and Co (now a divison of Pearson Education). The thing is they decided to withhold printing the drawings because they believed they would shock the sensibilities of any readers and it would make the cost of printing the book prohibitively expensive. The plates remained in the care of Longman Co., presumably at their Paternoster Row offices and were likely destroyed alongside much of the office during the Blitz. It doesn't appear like they have ever been printed. If someone works for Pearson Education or better yet used to work for Longman they might have a better idea of where they might be. It's possible the plates will have been donated to a research/education institute or returned to the Esdaile estate prior to the blitz, but if so I can find no mention of it online. I've basically hit a dead-end.

tl;dr- I failed, but it did used to exist.

[–]ardbeg 168 points169 points ago

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I'd say he microwaved his nutsack

[–]atteres 125 points126 points ago

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"I'm just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Sharon."

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 54 points55 points ago

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Can you get me a beer, Stan? .. Stan?

[–]FrenjaminBanklin 35 points36 points ago

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Buffalo Soldier!!

[–]arte444 2 points3 points ago

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There it is

[–]iamnotsamneill 22 points23 points ago

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its his hoppity hop

[–]Dr_Merkwurdigliebe 4 points5 points ago

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I...I didn't think that was actually possible.

The internet is done for today.

[–]Thaswhatimtalkinbout 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DrPepper86 0 points1 point ago

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Not the South Park link I was expecting to see in this thread.

[–]three3three 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Jbojackson 11 points12 points ago

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Kinda like having your own beanbag to sit on no matter where you go.

[–]stenzor 0 points1 point ago

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All he needs is a little trolley to wheel them around on

[–]jf286381 71 points72 points ago

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Did you say nematode?

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 18 points19 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one that thought of Doug.

[–]GrooveCombo 6 points7 points ago

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Haha. That takes me back. I think deep down subconciously I think Doug every time I hear about nematodes.

[–]IThinkTher4IDownVote 7 points8 points ago*

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Kaloocakoo!

edit: link!

[–]jf286381 5 points6 points ago

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OH BROTHER, WAT A GOOFUS. HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE OLD NEMATODE GAG!

[–]MisterSharkk 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Felliniesque 14 points15 points ago

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE

FUUUUUUCK

[–]ellroy 11 points12 points ago

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I'm too lazy to OCR- Writes thesis as answer.

[–]Heathenforhire 7 points8 points ago

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The operation is uncomfortable? Lugging those things around isn't?

[–]jumpup 39 points40 points ago

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he didn't have the balls to proceed with the operation, so he waited a while

[–]dontreadme 6 points7 points ago

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I must see that writing desk picture, I'll hold you to your word

[–]thebutton 8 points9 points ago

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I tried, I really did, but it seems like it was probably destroyed in the blitz. It definitely did exist though. (It's mentioned in J. Esdaile's book)

[–]alexgbelov 5 points6 points ago

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Wouldn't it hurt like hell to sit on your testicles?

[–]That1guyjosh 3 points4 points ago

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I believe it's not the testicicles that are swollen is the scrotum sack filled with a mother fucking huge ass tumor. the testicules are in their normal area i would imagine. but i'm probably wrong since I didn't read anything about this beyond some of the comments on here and youtube

[–]SomeDaysAreThroAways 0 points1 point ago

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I pray that the testicles remain the same size while the tumor grows just the scrotum itself. That way would be much less painful.

[–]funkboy27 3 points4 points ago

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How is a scrotum like a writing desk?

[–]BeCurry 2 points3 points ago

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nice try, Roger Klotz.

[–]thismessismine 3 points4 points ago

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Actually, this is most likely the result of a man using his microwave to force radiation onto his testicles so he can get medical marijuana and get hiiiiiiiiiigh. Citation needed...

[–]alienangel2 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm curious, how did you find out that much about what probably happened to the image leading to its likely loss?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"You're gonna have to ride in the back because his nuts would ride shotgun"

[–]lychee-twist 1 point2 points ago

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It's elephantitis. I had a coffee table book in college called "Death Scenes: A Homicidal Detective's Scrapbook", and there was a photo of a man with the same problem. It had a couple of examples of elephantits and rabies (known as hydrophobia as well).

I can't imagine how painful it must be.

[–]nhnifong 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Doc!

[–]Friendsown 0 points1 point ago

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CTRL +F - 'germane' after reading you type it in your post. 1 of 1 found. Thank you for spelling and using this word in proper context.

[–]furixx 0 points1 point ago

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The operation to remove them is very unpleasant so lots of people end up putting off the operation for as long as possible.

this is preferable?

[–]ApatheticElephant 0 points1 point ago

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But more importantly, South Park did it.

[–]tidux 3 points4 points ago

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What do we want? Bigger doors!

Where do we want 'em? Weed stores!

[–]G-pissy 66 points67 points ago

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[–]JoelMontgomery 196 points197 points ago

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[–]burninglemon 48 points49 points ago

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Just gonna get a little bit of cancer.

[–]googie_g15 32 points33 points ago

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Ooh you got me a scrotum coat? I love it!!

[–]JimbobTheBuilder 32 points33 points ago

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Luckyyyyyyyyyy

[–]ElusiveBrownSquirrel 4 points5 points ago

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No way you guys watched that episode too?!

[–]rectaluseonly 20 points21 points ago

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BUFFALO SOLDIER! IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!

[–]-Syphon- 60 points61 points ago

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First thought: Sharrroooonnnnnnn!

[–]philmardok 15 points16 points ago

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Stan, grab me a beer

[–]ineedjob 2 points3 points ago

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I pronounced Sharon as Shuh-rown...until I saw the picture.

[–]remarkless 16 points17 points ago

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[–]marram369 24 points25 points ago

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Its like a hippoty hop.

[–]Frank8472 8 points9 points ago

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Yet another time where I thought the Southpark guys were making up something completely ridiculous and it was actually real.

[–]Sinari 1 point2 points ago

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BUFFALO SOLDIER!!!

[–]TheDood715 122 points123 points ago

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This is the very first thing I have ever seen on the internet. My dad called me in to see something on his new quantex computer, turns out to be this.

[–]Three_Word_Guy[S] 123 points124 points ago

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Welcome aboard, son!

[–]ssa3512 7 points8 points ago

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Hifive quantex buddy. They were the shit, shame they went out of business.

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[deleted]

[–]bcarmeli 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah seriously, like I usually let let grammatical errors slip but that really changed the context of that comment.

[–]Mr_Wy 6 points7 points ago

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"let let"

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 1 point2 points ago

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"hey son, I was going to get this beanbag chair for our house, what do you think?

[–]uRprobablyagay 215 points216 points ago

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That's nuts.

[–]PooCocktailSupreme 36 points37 points ago

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Goddammit.

[–]XTC-FTW 19 points20 points ago

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SOUTHPARK ANYONE?

[–]dustycfasho 7 points8 points ago

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now he can go to the marijuana stores!

smoke all the weed!

[–]Mista_ree 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that was the 1st thing that popped in my mind lol

[–]JimmerUK 1 point2 points ago

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What a load of bollocks!

[–]kami-okami 36 points37 points ago

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[–]Kourin 4 points5 points ago

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So glad I wasn't the only one who immediately thought of a tanuki.

[–]redrabatabador 2 points3 points ago

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That Tom Robbins book.. I get it now.

[–]Ensorcelled 24 points25 points ago

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BUFFALO SOLDIER!

[–]code_makes_me_happy 3 points4 points ago

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IN THE HEART OF AMERICA!

[–]ImCynical 8 points9 points ago

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I remember seeing this as a kid years and years ago... Is it some kind of medical condition or what???

[–]ChoroidPlexus 6 points7 points ago

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Not sure if this can explain that much swelling but we often spend time fixing Hydroceles in the OR. Pretty common, some guys just think they have huge balls, silly, male testes don't differ in size that much, what they do have is a huge water balloon, basically.

[–]whollyme 2 points3 points ago

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What really? I had a hydrocele once and couldn't sit down comfortably. How can that happen to you and you NOT realise that something was wrong.

Silly does not even come close.

[–]Three_Word_Guy[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Methinks it's elephantiasis.

[–]livingdots 4 points5 points ago

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medical condition? don't be daft, that's totally normal.

[–]znk 1 point2 points ago

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Severe blue balls.

[–]wazzel2u 4 points5 points ago

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[–]marltu 11 points12 points ago

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Did anyone notice ?pi=3.14 in URL?

[–]vertices 0 points1 point ago

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What. The. Hell.

[–]tip_ty 11 points12 points ago

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you can put anything after the ?, just the OP avoiding being caught by the repost filter because of http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/mquyc/ballsy_move/

[–]upyourattraction 4 points5 points ago

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When he busts his nut, he'll fill a swimming pool.

[–]dscott24 21 points22 points ago

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[–]helldeamon3 0 points1 point ago

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i can hear it in my head!

[–]nikitafiveoh 3 points4 points ago

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blue balls, they exsist....

[–]jonr 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, maybe you should have that checked...

[–]Defonos 2 points3 points ago

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NSFL! Got out of that page fast...

[–]Anche-ism 2 points3 points ago

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Mr. Marsh?

[–]Aye-curumba 1 point2 points ago

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Just gonna get a little cancer, Sharon.

[–]Aye-curumba 2 points3 points ago

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What do we want? Bigger doors! Where do we want them? Weed stores!

[–]Tallchief 4 points5 points ago

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Where have i seen This?

[–]wurftz 4 points5 points ago

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[–]amazinnn 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for this, it was the first thing that came to mind for me too. Well done sir.

[–]Lishmi 0 points1 point ago

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I love you!

[–]boozter 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda convenient to always have something to sit on, like having an inbuilt bean bag.

[–]Sgt_Floss 1 point2 points ago

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After the first second : ''NOPE'' backspace

[–]rcoberle_54 1 point2 points ago

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No. Fucking. Way.

[–]chanelleol 1 point2 points ago

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...Why would you sit on it, wouldn't that hurt?

[–]chopp3r 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I see a picture of this I wonder why they don't just rip off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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First two thoughts:

  1. Whenever I sit on my balls, it fucking hurts.
  2. What does his cock look like?

[–]RoosterRMcChesterh 2 points3 points ago

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HE is the cock!

[–]totoro11 1 point2 points ago

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It's like a hoppity hop!

[–]iwannalynch 1 point2 points ago

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Sigh. You'd think I'd learned to not click on NSFW links on WTF. But I never learn.

[–]BobbyD84 1 point2 points ago

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This guy looks like he's upper, upper class high society and possibly god's gift to ballroom notoriety.

[–]DucksEchoes 0 points1 point ago

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And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small.

[–]GRAYDON11 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fiftyacorns 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Allumina 1 point2 points ago

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If I had my own personal bean bag chair I would be soooooo happyyyy.

[–]jlM13O5Z 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Randy Marsh???

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

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let's all post that thing from south park in response to this.

everyone. everyone should post it.

[–]FortBriggs 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone explain this? Is this guy in Africa and did he get bitten by that bug that causes the elephant limbs? (Anyone know what I'm talking about? I know I've read it somewhere)

I'm not really grossed out. Only curious now.

[–]spases 1 point2 points ago

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i came to r/wtf after joining reddit yesterday. well, i'll be going now.

[–]Hausofmadama 1 point2 points ago

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Dude. Masturbate.

[–]dscer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]poorpinto 1 point2 points ago

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ride those nuts down to the weed dispensary like a bouncing ball, get some medicinal marijuana. Then when the marijuana has made you all better, make a coat for your wife out of the scrotum skin... it shrinks in in the cold.

That dude totally must have seen that South Park episode.

[–]NotSeriousAtAll 0 points1 point ago

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ESS

[–]TeamKiller 0 points1 point ago

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Whats with the PI tag?

[–]dragnuts 0 points1 point ago

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He'd be able to get around better if he lubed his nuts.

[–]trousered_ape 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what the big deal is... It's your own portable bean bag chair.

[–]kidinschool 0 points1 point ago

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Cancer... It sucks

[–]ivenoideawhat 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'd call it quits if my balls grew that big.

[–]TomTheNurse 0 points1 point ago

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More likely testicular tumors.

[–]pabloe168 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Morrigane 0 points1 point ago

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good lord

[–]rockytheboulder 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]fernguts 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, nope, nope.

I've never closed a webpage so quickly, and I used to subscribe to r/spacedicks!

[–]asjohnson1 0 points1 point ago

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now he can get medical marijuana!

[–]DaveStrider 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Bungie 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wait a sec, southpark was right?

[–]aJarofDirt 0 points1 point ago

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This is what i believe the pope to be, if he was really celibate.

I kid guys. ;)

[–]sadisticsam 0 points1 point ago

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He must be a Jedi.

[–]Ubahootah 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's enough internet for today...

[–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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Goodbye for a few days Reddit.

[–]Akrail 0 points1 point ago

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He gets medicinal weed!

[–]micahshell 0 points1 point ago

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Get that man some weed.

[–]Shiftyze 0 points1 point ago

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Randy Marsh?

[–]pedrohim 0 points1 point ago

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Randy, stop trying to get cancer!

[–]CrazyMcfobo 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]uncleKunkel 0 points1 point ago

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not real, not real, not real, not real... cant unsee... please say it isnt real?

[–]nutri-matic 0 points1 point ago

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Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.

[–]hellointernet81 0 points1 point ago

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NOT OK

[–]supazio 0 points1 point ago

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Now I need to find some bleach so I can pour it on my brain

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus! Why doesn't he get them cut off?

[–]rozac155 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he got his prescription for the medicinal marijuana.

[–]rastawrangler 0 points1 point ago

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wow! all your comments really are only 3 words, well done!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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holy fucking shit

[–]bleepbloop90 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody get this guy a joint.

[–]reusey 0 points1 point ago

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Well I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]dekoen 0 points1 point ago

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If mariuana was legal this wouldn't have happened...damn microwaves.

[–]n0tjbg 0 points1 point ago

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RANDY

[–]imjustthatonehighguy 0 points1 point ago

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"anyone got anymore of that loompa oompa weed?"

[–]blaze_all_day 0 points1 point ago

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Just getting a little cancer Stan! --Randy Marsh

[–]Cveezy 0 points1 point ago

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♫Who's got the biggest... balls of them all!?♪

[–]Subhazard 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for that guy. :(

[–]fapper90 0 points1 point ago

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he needs to eat more KFC

[–]beatisagg 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL

[–]Draco3232 0 points1 point ago

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he's got his own portable bean bag chair.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO!

[–]sanfranman 0 points1 point ago

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He must shoot ropes like firehoses.

[–]noughtagroos 0 points1 point ago

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Dude's name is Honoré.

[–]genuine_whimsy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Blizz122 0 points1 point ago

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its bigger than santa's

[–]themasecar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MurkyJerky 0 points1 point ago

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens to people who don't jack off.

[–]FirstNewGuyReturns 0 points1 point ago

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I died a little inside.

[–]skreendreamz1 0 points1 point ago

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What in the fuck.....

[–]LIONisVIKING 0 points1 point ago

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Its like a hippity hop!

[–]Kunks 0 points1 point ago

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Does this picture make anyone else think of this??

[–]drunkenzealot 0 points1 point ago

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this is what will happen to most of us if the internet were to fail

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

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Microwave, right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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His balls are normal size, he's just really small.

[–]vicodin313 0 points1 point ago

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The KFC must have closed down in his town

[–]TrollMN 0 points1 point ago

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AC/DC wrote a song about this guy.

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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Worst Hippity-Hop ever!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Things are pretty bad when you can start using your own scrotum as a piece of furniture.

[–]billyboogie 0 points1 point ago

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He has to maintain a 4k calorie a day diet just to sustain them.

[–]Jimmy_Big_Nuts 0 points1 point ago

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I did not give permission for this gif of me to be made.

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

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Real life Randy Marsh!

[–]Jackofallnutz 0 points1 point ago

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I came buckets

[–]HerbertWest32 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first thing in WTF to ever make me say "what the fuck?!"

[–]thefacksare 0 points1 point ago

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No!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you've all got perfectly good microwaves at home

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

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Southpark Southpark Southpark...

[–]oxysoft 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a cheap nuke african people tried to produce?

[–]aerosquid 0 points1 point ago

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that poor bastard. i can only feel pity for a man that has to go through life lugging balls that size around. fuck :(

[–]fafafohi 0 points1 point ago

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pretty sure this might be the same guy who was on howard stern a few weeks ago..

[–]zulu90 0 points1 point ago

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"he ain't heavy, he's my brother"

[–]Duecez24 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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omg poor man DDDD: I really hope someone helped him ;_________;

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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he grew a pair

[–]ptlepore 0 points1 point ago

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It's just like a hoppity-hop.

[–]maxmunday 0 points1 point ago

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What I want to know is why his legs aren't the size of freaking barrels...

[–]Lishmi 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone stuck their balls in a microwave....

[–]NotReasky 0 points1 point ago

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Sharoooon!

[–]herrokan 0 points1 point ago

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southpark?

[–]Nikopolja 0 points1 point ago

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Spacedicks =/= WTF

Don't upvote that shit.