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The Terminator trying to save us all headache (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by headshotstylee
[–]MrDelirious 45 points46 points47 points 8 months ago
"Jesus died comfortably of old age for your sins!"
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
Is he fingering Jesus?
[–]JackedIn 12 points13 points14 points 8 months ago
yes, but its for optimal leverage. Terminators know nothing about human sexuality.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
I had a hell of a time trying to figure out what I could've said to warrant this reply.
[–]sndzag1 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
He wouldn't have a gun or jacket in the past. He would use Roman-era weaponry.
[–]popscythe 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Damn, you're good.
[–]fox2319 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Unless he went back far enough before to manufacture it all from first principles...
[–]5k3k73k 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Or they could have sent him with a "living tissue" flesh pouch of weapons.
[–]NedimHusic 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YdaerETEE
[–]PositivelyClueless 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Without the desync: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKye7J3-54
[–]Irongrip 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
One of my favorites. "STOP KILLING JUDAS"
[–]keeblur 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
That's the first thing I thought of as well. One of the good MadTV sketches.
[–]konakonachanchan 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I bet the iron chariot was really his motorcycle.
[–]JustBones 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
And then they worshiped robots and everything was the same.
[–]PositivelyClueless 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Cyborgs, dammit!
[–]madsamurai 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Really, the best thing the terminator could have done was to deliver scientific knowledge to the past. Then by the time Skynet awakens, its already obsolete.
[–]therant 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I'm not sure if Jesus is terrified of the robot or about the robot's fingers slowly creeping up his ass.
[–]Coldminds 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
why are the romans black
[–]DaAmazinStaplr 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
And Jesus white?
[–]Cum_on_me_bro 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
TIL Jesus had a magnificent ass
[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
He rode it into town on Palm Sunday, so they say.
[–]SHdude 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
-Activating SkyNet Reinitialisation Sequence-
[–]kdar 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
This just replaced investing in google as the number one thing I would do with a time machine.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
But why is Jesus naked?
[–]Stillings 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Romans hung those they crucified naked. He has a cloth because the church wanted to protect his modesty.
[–]7nights 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
No, even if terminator did save jesus, they'd still fake the bible.
[–]popscythe 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Let it ring from the Hilltops! The Song of Our Savior!
[–]cookieguy10 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
The Terminator trying to save us all a headache
FTFY
Terminator's fingers are in Jesus' butt. Just sayin.
[–]dmpedersen 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
If only.
[–]fett4evr -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
well whoever made this is going to hell
[–]dustinechos 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
And how do you feel about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKye7J3-54
if i could view it, i'd let you know
Are you blind or something? Allergic to youtube?
no at work, can't view youtube at work form this computer
[–]non-athiest7 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 months ago
Let not your heart be troubled. It is not wrong to question the faith, for we grow in strength by assessing the questions God has given us. Those that do so and still can logically argue with those who do not believe can try reason with those who have logic.
Recall Acts 14 when Paul is called Zeus. He uses logic to tell them in verse 15 that God is God, “Friends, why are you doing this? We too are only human, like you. We are bringing you good news, telling you to turn from these worthless things to the living God, who made the heavens and the earth and the sea and everything in them."
Those who accept God by faith, but are held against false logic are the seeds that Jesus says, "...Still other seed fell on good soil. It came up and yielded a crop, a hundred times more than was sown.” Luke 8:8.
Let not your heart be troubled and witness in love, not in hate.
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