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[–]MrDelirious 45 points46 points ago

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"Jesus died comfortably of old age for your sins!"

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Is he fingering Jesus?

[–]JackedIn 12 points13 points ago

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yes, but its for optimal leverage. Terminators know nothing about human sexuality.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I had a hell of a time trying to figure out what I could've said to warrant this reply.

[–]sndzag1 13 points14 points ago

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He wouldn't have a gun or jacket in the past. He would use Roman-era weaponry.

[–]popscythe 6 points7 points ago

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Damn, you're good.

[–]fox2319 2 points3 points ago

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Unless he went back far enough before to manufacture it all from first principles...

[–]5k3k73k 5 points6 points ago

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Or they could have sent him with a "living tissue" flesh pouch of weapons.

[–]NedimHusic 17 points18 points ago

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[–]PositivelyClueless 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Irongrip 4 points5 points ago

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One of my favorites. "STOP KILLING JUDAS"

[–]keeblur 4 points5 points ago

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That's the first thing I thought of as well. One of the good MadTV sketches.

[–]konakonachanchan 4 points5 points ago

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I bet the iron chariot was really his motorcycle.

[–]JustBones 2 points3 points ago

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And then they worshiped robots and everything was the same.

[–]PositivelyClueless 2 points3 points ago

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Cyborgs, dammit!

[–]madsamurai 4 points5 points ago

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Really, the best thing the terminator could have done was to deliver scientific knowledge to the past. Then by the time Skynet awakens, its already obsolete.

[–]therant 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not sure if Jesus is terrified of the robot or about the robot's fingers slowly creeping up his ass.

[–]Coldminds 2 points3 points ago

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why are the romans black

[–]DaAmazinStaplr 1 point2 points ago

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And Jesus white?

[–]Cum_on_me_bro 3 points4 points ago

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TIL Jesus had a magnificent ass

[–]B0Boman 0 points1 point ago

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He rode it into town on Palm Sunday, so they say.

[–]SHdude 1 point2 points ago

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-Activating SkyNet Reinitialisation Sequence-

[–]kdar 1 point2 points ago

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This just replaced investing in google as the number one thing I would do with a time machine.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But why is Jesus naked?

[–]Stillings 0 points1 point ago

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Romans hung those they crucified naked. He has a cloth because the church wanted to protect his modesty.

[–]7nights 1 point2 points ago

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No, even if terminator did save jesus, they'd still fake the bible.

[–]popscythe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cookieguy10 0 points1 point ago

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The Terminator trying to save us all a headache

FTFY

[–]Stillings 0 points1 point ago

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Terminator's fingers are in Jesus' butt. Just sayin.

[–]dmpedersen 0 points1 point ago

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If only.

[–]fett4evr -3 points-2 points ago

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well whoever made this is going to hell

[–]dustinechos 0 points1 point ago

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And how do you feel about this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKye7J3-54

[–]fett4evr -3 points-2 points ago

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if i could view it, i'd let you know

[–]dustinechos 0 points1 point ago

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Are you blind or something? Allergic to youtube?

[–]fett4evr -3 points-2 points ago

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no at work, can't view youtube at work form this computer

[–]non-athiest7 -2 points-1 points ago

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Let not your heart be troubled. It is not wrong to question the faith, for we grow in strength by assessing the questions God has given us. Those that do so and still can logically argue with those who do not believe can try reason with those who have logic.

Recall Acts 14 when Paul is called Zeus. He uses logic to tell them in verse 15 that God is God, “Friends, why are you doing this? We too are only human, like you. We are bringing you good news, telling you to turn from these worthless things to the living God, who made the heavens and the earth and the sea and everything in them."

Those who accept God by faith, but are held against false logic are the seeds that Jesus says, "...Still other seed fell on good soil. It came up and yielded a crop, a hundred times more than was sown.” Luke 8:8.

Let not your heart be troubled and witness in love, not in hate.