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[–]Panabag 71 points72 points ago

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[–]habngl27 58 points59 points ago

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"Mystery object chases football player"

[–]bldkis 3 points4 points ago

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photoshop a spacecraft in there.

...

Or a cock.

[–]Amaized 13 points14 points ago

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-The Onion

[–]kevinwoodward 4 points5 points ago

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-Michael Scott

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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-Nikita Khrushchev

[–]Vat_iz_dis 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of how I look when Bee is chasing my ass.

[–]jaytheillest 2 points3 points ago

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Who is Bee?

[–]CardboardPath 2 points3 points ago

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This is Dog.

[–]bluscreen 0 points1 point ago

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"Football player then chases mystery object"

-M. Night Shyamalan

[–]cykio 47 points48 points ago

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Repost from [The Mortified Punter] 3 before this (http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/mq3se/the_mortified_punter/)

[–]Jahron 10 points11 points ago

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Literally two links away from each other on /r/all. ಠ_ಠ Wow.

[–]ciloface 9 points10 points ago

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[–]feanor726 0 points1 point ago

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It's a crosspost, from r/gifs to r/funny. r/gifs isn't on most people's front pages, but r/funny is - it's a legitimate crosspost as it'll reach more people this way.

[–]MrKrazybones 4 points5 points ago

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Therefore, CROSSPOST ALL THE THINGS! to r/funny

[–]dilirio25 23 points24 points ago

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I could watch this forever.

[–]CocoSavege 9 points10 points ago

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It's been about an hour now. Still good?

[–]dilirio25 16 points17 points ago

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one pupil seems to have evacuated

[–]albundy54 0 points1 point ago

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I bookmarked it.

[–]burneroftrees 8 points9 points ago

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it must suck...a punter does his job right and people don't really care much unless its a 70 yard punt or so, but if he shanks a kick out-of-bounds or drops the snap he will get blamed for EVERYHTHING.

luckily for him they still won.

[–]mcfien 11 points12 points ago

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But man, that's his only job in the whole world!

[–]mcfien 65 points66 points ago

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I was at this game, and that's exactly how everyone in the stands looked when Hagerup dropped that fucking ball. Nearly cost us the damn game.

[–]PatrickusRex 17 points18 points ago

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I was all http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ and then I was still http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ until that interception.

[–]motorcityvicki 5 points6 points ago

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I would love to have heard his internal dialog when that moment happened. It has to be hilarious... in retrospect. I can laugh at it now because we won, but good LORD was I incensed at the time.

[–]mcfien 12 points13 points ago

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I imagine it was something like this: "Okay, here we go. Let's try to angle this one towards the sideline, pin them real deep. Yeah, that'll be real good. Then they'll be saying, 'Will, you really were a hero in this game. You pinned them so deep.' Which sideline though? Left or right? Left or... FUCK! Did he say hike? Shit. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Where's the goddamn ball? Fuck."

[–]isdevilis -1 points0 points ago

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i gotta use licensed

[–]adoxographyadlibitum 3 points4 points ago*

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Failing to convert on 3rd and goal from the 1 in the 4th quarter nearly cost us that game. Our defense held up after that punt mishap.

[–]mcfien 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair, the refs took two TDs off the board. And this play turned what should have been a long drive for them into a quick FG for them.

[–]adoxographyadlibitum 0 points1 point ago

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I was proud of our crowd today, usually I feel 110,000 plus could be louder.

[–]P-Rickles 3 points4 points ago

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As an Ohio State fan who usually mocks the Big House for being the world's largest library, I have to say I was REALLY impressed with how many times the cameras shook from the noise. Even though I have a vicious, biting hatred for all things Mchg*n, kudos on making it as loud as it should always be. Nothing like The Game, huh?

[–]mcfien 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. Whenever they have to pump Seven Nation Army for the 10th time, it makes me feel a little ashamed of us.

[–]NuclearPornStar -1 points0 points ago

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This whole comment thread makes me realize how little I understand the mentality of being a sports fan.

[–]adaminc -4 points-3 points ago

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us?

[–]mcfien 5 points6 points ago

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The University of Michigan football team. As a student of the school, I feel it is not inappropriate to say "us".

[–]trashinplato 58 points59 points ago

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doesn't matter, still won

[–]GreatTragedy 12 points13 points ago

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Honestly, that little mistake should have ended up costing them the game. I stopped counting how many times Posey got overthrown.

[–]P-Rickles 1 point2 points ago

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Four. Four goddamn times. Not to mention the two screen attempts that were too high. Still, though, at least they took the training wheels off of Miller and let him take shots. That'll pay off in spades in the coming years. He did hit two, in front of the most hostile crowd I've ever seen at the Big House (which, granted, isn't saying much) and seemed to really gain confidence as the game went on. He'll be unstoppable in 2 years...

[–]calmainyourass 2 points3 points ago

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For how stacked Michigan was suppose to be this year, OSU played amazing with all the shit thats happened. But yeah many missed chances, thats what happens with a true freshman QB.

[–]ellisbredding 5 points6 points ago

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Michigan stacked? ha. Freshman still on D. A former Walk-on manchild at safety. The only position considered stacked on D was the D line. Huge questions in backfield. LBs I bet you couldn't name one before the season.

On Offense most Big 10 fans believed they had figured out how to stop the offense. No star RB at beginning of season. A predictable Denard. A decent O line. Serviceable WRs.

That's what people believed Michigan had. Hats off to the coaching staff.

Everyone said Michigan was a 6-9 win team with 9 being overly optimistic with coaching change. Without most only thought a slight improvement. Everyone thought going into the season Ohio had superior talent compared to most teams in Big 10. What they had was a team and school that didn't buy in to a new coach. I understand about the struggles on Offense but the D had no excuse. They were supposed to be great.

Michigans D played probably the worst they had all season and still managed just enough. Overall probably Ohio's best game of the season but I expect nothing less from Mich vs Ohio.

[–]calmainyourass -1 points0 points ago

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In comparison to OSU, UM should have stomped them. If Bollman had been doing play calling like today the last 11 games, OSU would easily be up for a title. I don't think he trusted the young players.

[–]ellisbredding 1 point2 points ago

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I think after seeing the season Michigan should have won by at least 10. I said Michigan would win by 10. This game is always closer no matter where the teams stand.

My above comment was from all the pre-season talk and I stand by it. OSU had the talent pre-season. Even without Herron and Posey on O. They aren't a team that usually needs to rely on two players and I don't think this year should have been any different.

Also Denard as great as he is had a ton of questions about him going into this year and throughout the season. He was learning a brand new scheme. Now I will say Denard > Braxton. Same skill sets though. Great at extended play and running. Long throws are weaknesses for both.

[–]calmainyourass 1 point2 points ago*

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I can agree with that, 'the game' is always a nail biter. Of course right now shoelace is "better" than Braxton. He is 18 years old fresh out of high school, true freshman filling some huge ass shoes for a torn apart lost team with no leadership. The first half of the season no one, not even a coach would talk to Miller after he did something wrong or while he waited for the offense to take the field. He would get off the field and sit on the bench, no headset, no going over plays as our pitcher took snaps, nothing. I hope Meyer cleans house.

Now that Michigan has a decent coach from the looks of things, I will be following them much closer. I dont think you want to compare how many freshman/3rd string players have been playing this year lol.

[–]ellisbredding 0 points1 point ago

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I look forward to seeing Meyers approach (if and when he is hired).

I think OSU will be automatically better but he did struggle a bit more without Mullen and Mattinson once they left. Will have some nice recruiting battles.

What I really want to see is Meyers recruiting strategy. Does he pull a Rich Rod and go south for the majority of players that are seen as better fits for the spread. No way he ignores Ohio but I want to see the balance. The future looks fun.

Let's bring the Big 10 back.

[–]calmainyourass 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly, who knows. Meyer could be a bust haha. As long as Jim Bollman goes...the program will instantly improve. Big 10 needs to step it up.

[–]ellisbredding 2 points3 points ago

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I think Michigan will be down statistically next year. Alabama in dDallas, ND, Neb, and OSU on the road. Pretty scary schedule.

[–]mr_trendy 9 points10 points ago

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FUCK OHIO!

[–]quartzar_the_king 4 points5 points ago

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Buck the Fuckeyes

[–]swimtothejeff 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think that was as effective as you originally intended.

[–]quartzar_the_king 2 points3 points ago

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[–]greyagony 0 points1 point ago

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As a current U of M student, it really is a saying and everyone says it. The joke's on OSU when they try to say "Muck Fichigan".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i disagree good sir. it an effect similar to fudruckers, which makes me giggle like a child everytime i think of it.

[–]lphie181 1 point2 points ago

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dm;sw

[–]AppleRind 0 points1 point ago

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Still counts!

[–]Zeppelanoid 8 points9 points ago

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Gotta be the most terrifying thing that could happen to a punter.

"Shit, now those fucking giants can hit me."

[–]albundy54 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha! "Oh shit, I dropped it! OHH SHIT, HERE THEY COME!!!"

[–]P-Rickles 1 point2 points ago

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He got GREASED after it happened, too. Almost made me feel bad for him... almost...

[–]theratwhisperer 22 points23 points ago

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I am currently a senior at the University of Michigan and I am so goddamn happy that I was able to see this happen in my time at the school. Forever and always go blue!

[–]JaunxPatrol 5 points6 points ago

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As a UM fan/alum this was an immensely upsetting moment. Luckily they recovered and won!

[–]Phapeu 5 points6 points ago

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He looks an awful lot like Dexter under that helmet.

[–]chudd 4 points5 points ago

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Can I just say, I am so proud of U of M coach? When this poor kid came off the field and Hoke didn't rip his head off, that was the epitome of good coaching. Unlike Brian Kelly at Notre Dame.

[–]BCabby 7 points8 points ago

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When I watch this I hear the Wilhelm scream :)

[–]darkdasky -1 points0 points ago

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I hear a very high pitched feminine scream. OhHhAhheeee! lol Really not good at these word sounds.

[–]sethph 0 points1 point ago

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I was considering recording what I heard in my head while watching it for the sake of reference, but decided my neighbors would be displeased.

[–]Shoehorned 9 points10 points ago

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As an Ohio State fan this game hurt, but I'm at least glad it was a good game. However watch out for next year as we will apparently have Urban Meyer (or something its kind of confusing).

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Michigan whooped Urban Meyer's Gators last time they met.

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[–]calmainyourass -3 points-2 points ago

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You kidding? even with LF UM should look out next year. I was expecting so much more from Michigan. OSU is such a young and inexperienced team and look how fucking good they did today.

[–]jergens -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm looking forward to seeing how many new tattoos those OSU players have next year.

[–]calmainyourass -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh man, getting tattoos.....thats soooo funny.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Haha! I miss good ole Zoltan Mesko! 365 Days, 4 hours since OSU but UofM in football!

[–]LucidityOptional 5 points6 points ago

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Mesko was a boss. One of the best t-shirt's I'd seen was: You don't MESKO with the ZOLTAN

[–]blladnar 0 points1 point ago

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Those were some dark years when favorite player on the field was the punter. Also, everyone made the Z backwards.

[–]DrDre1del 6 points7 points ago

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This is my good friend Will Hagerup. Went to high school together. He has no shame and made the video his fb status. Cool story bro...ik.

[–]alexunderwater 1 point2 points ago

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He's sure no Zoltan

[–]disposable_zero 1 point2 points ago

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Glad he can own it and move on. He's only gotten better during this season.

[–]Dexlysic 5 points6 points ago

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Omg, that's fucking great.

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[–]Attackinson 3 points4 points ago

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In all seriousness, this happened late in an (american) football game between University of Michigan and Ohio State. The player in the gif is a punter for U of M and dropped the ball right before he was supposed to kick it, almost losing U of M the game.

[–]theineffablebob 3 points4 points ago

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Football was filled with C4 and nearly killed president Obama.

[–]Taibo 0 points1 point ago

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All secret servicemen wear the wolverine helmets as a primal display to tell others to stay away.

[–]Snowjam 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else think of Thad?

[–]ieatkarmawhores 4 points5 points ago

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Just got back from that game, nearly pooped myself when this happend...

[–]Quizzelbuck 2 points3 points ago

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Is that from today?

[–]xSimzay 2 points3 points ago

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Yes it is

[–]SmileLikeLaura 5 points6 points ago

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Go Blue! (From California)

[–]greyagony 3 points4 points ago

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Go Blue, all the same.

[–]oldstyle21 4 points5 points ago

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Go BLUE!!! Thank you omnipotent deity for our defeat of the Ohio St. Buckeyes, I may sleep soundly for the first time in seven years.

[–]samuelh234 3 points4 points ago

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This was posted earlier TODAY! You just stole it for karma...Dick.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/mq3se/the_mortified_punter/

[–]T-Luv 2 points3 points ago

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It was probably posted in r/cfb first anyways.

[–]crkhek56 -4 points-3 points ago

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At least he posted it to a different sub-reddit, but I'm still going to downvote him.

[–]Wildtails 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I'm upvoting because I don't visit /r/gifs do I wouldn't have seen this otherwise.

[–]Turdferguson86 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha I love how quickly stuff gets on reddit. I had to rewatch that face a few times from the game on my dvr

[–]NedleyLamar 0 points1 point ago

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zoltan wouldn't have dropped this. ZOLTAN

[–]WholeWideWorld 0 points1 point ago

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This pretty much sums up the mental intelligence of the average football player.

[–]tnulitabouli 0 points1 point ago

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As a michigan state spartan...I approve this gif

[–]fightorflight4life 0 points1 point ago

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Will Hagerup. He went to my high school. Haha.

[–]deschain 0 points1 point ago

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so did he catch it in his next move ?

[–]cp44 0 points1 point ago

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My reaction as a Spartan

[–]KarmakazeNZ 0 points1 point ago

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NFL The only sport where the players need to wear a helmet just to catch a ball.

[–]PotatoeGirl 0 points1 point ago

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I came here specifically to upvote this thread and downvote the first comment. OH!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I-O (win or loose, always a Buckeye). Oh and UM, welcome back to relevancy, it was lonely up here without you.

[–]pootietangg 0 points1 point ago

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Priceless

[–]GeneralBE420 0 points1 point ago

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as a life long U/M fan I laughed my ass off, mostly b/c Michigan still won.

[–]Iamthegoodguy 0 points1 point ago

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Repost within two hours. nice.

[–]KarmaDecayedThatForU 0 points1 point ago

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[–]canas15 -2 points-1 points ago*

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Hagerup you incompetent idiot.

On the other hand, we won. But I couldn't go because it was during fucking thanksgiving. WTF.

[–]adoxographyadlibitum 6 points7 points ago

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Well 114,000 other people made it.

[–]canas15 -2 points-1 points ago

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Mission achieved: insignificance felt :(

[–]IonicAvenger -2 points-1 points ago

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...GO BLUE

[–]UghImRegistered -1 points0 points ago

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Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

[–]Do_The_Scarn -1 points0 points ago

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Gee, Homer. I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good...

[–]amrafferty -3 points-2 points ago

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Alabama beat Auburn.... Buckeyes lost to Michigan... Pretty good day of football in my book.

[–]rmd235 -1 points0 points ago

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Doing it wrong. You catch the ball with your arms out to the left or right... so you don't block your own field of vision.

[–]Theedahaka -1 points0 points ago

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Will officially never have sex again.

[–]oate -1 points0 points ago

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Oh shit. Was that from today?

[–]everythingistakenomg -1 points0 points ago

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full clip? I really think he would of been able to catch that.

[–]McSniggits -1 points0 points ago

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Reeeepooooosssttt

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I was watching this game today... Thought about making a GIF, didn't immediately know how, so I gave up.

Good game though, we'll see you next year, once Ohio State has a half decent coach :)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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What a dorkus.

[–]verdatum -2 points-1 points ago

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Sports bloopers? Seriously Reddit?

[–]ProtossTheHero -3 points-2 points ago

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As an MSU fan who loved seeing this on TV just a few short hours ago, I am quite surprised that it made it to the internet this fast.

[–]calmainyourass 0 points1 point ago

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It was on the a lot of fan sites by the next set of downs. Reddit is actually way late on this one :o

[–]desquibnt -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't really get "oh shit oh shit oh shit" from this.

More "GAAAAAAA"

[–]ETfoneHome610 -1 points0 points ago

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I remember my first time......