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[–]dearderpina 91 points92 points ago

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Do they have these in the adult size? It's for a friend...

[–]SlothMold 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, I've seen them at Spencer's. Couldn't find it in their online store though.

[–]Steve_The_Ogre 26 points27 points ago*

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This is real? Who would ever want to shove something up their ass for fun?

EDIT: Glad you caught on to my sarcasm. Is that all the downvoting you can do?

[–]shazang 35 points36 points ago

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Hopefully my future wife.

[–]Pandaburn 37 points38 points ago

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Seriously? You don't think anyone shoves things up their ass for fun?

Aren't you on the internet?

[–]iesvs 10 points11 points ago

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Who wouldn't?

[–]oblivinite 16 points17 points ago

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You must be new here.

[–]freedumb23 4 points5 points ago

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you answered your own question.

[–]Irongrip -2 points-1 points ago

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Sarcasm doesn't work via text. There's no secondary intonation/voice ques. So you end up sounding like a moron/dick.

[–]Steve_The_Ogre 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, I see. Thanks for your input.

[–]CelebornX 7 points8 points ago

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Would the size really be much different? I mean, would you expect the child size to just fall out, or?

[–]haute_mua 10 points11 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]dearderpina 0 points1 point ago

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Well duh!

[–]34Heartstach 193 points194 points ago

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The times are tough and play-doh is expensive

[–]hats-halon 28 points29 points ago

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You made me spit out my drink. Touché

[–]TheoQ99 20 points21 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]dioteque -1 points0 points ago

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i'm very confused.

[–]Antrikshy 3 points4 points ago

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Play-Doh = poop.

[–]TheQuips 13 points14 points ago

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Play-Doo

[–]PhantomSeriously 45 points46 points ago

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This looks like a weird pedobear sexual toy to me :(

[–]IngloriousBarrister[S] 33 points34 points ago

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Your comment makes this product so much worse than it was originally. Congratulations, sir.

[–]PhantomSeriously 28 points29 points ago

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It was pretty bad to begin with.

[–]Rigga_Mortizz 36 points37 points ago

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Penn State aptitude test

[–]Jareth86 22 points23 points ago

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We have fun here.

[–]ksandifer138 4 points5 points ago

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Ugh that clown room :-|

[–]thadood2 0 points1 point ago

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Jareth86: We have fun here.
Jareth86
Jareth

WAIT A MINUTE

[–]Ethosia 6 points7 points ago

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What babe?

[–]thadood2 5 points6 points ago

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The babe with the power.

[–]SawyerScott 3 points4 points ago

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What power?

[–]Jesska1992 5 points6 points ago

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The power of voodoo!

[–]Clmartin 4 points5 points ago

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Voodoo?

[–]nomorenoobtube 4 points5 points ago

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Who do?

[–]EyewitBass 3 points4 points ago

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You do!

[–]Jareth86 0 points1 point ago

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YES!!!

[–]tubcat 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah but that's just for any kids not old enough to have taken the ACT.

[–]HydroCabron 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, the quest for a good tight end.

[–]KickAssCommie 19 points20 points ago

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Shits Fucked

[–]baronvonbari 8 points9 points ago

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Shit's Pooped

FTFY

[–]TheQuips 2 points3 points ago

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not if your fucking shit, then your shit's fucked

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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2 kids, 1 heart-shaped poopy-time.

[–]scistem 5 points6 points ago

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You can buy this here, I'm pretty sure. http://www.turdtwister.com/

I remember seeing this website years ago.

My favorite is Spaghetti...

[–]mrpoox 1 point2 points ago

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Quick Robin, sniff my bat turd!

[–]imgoingleft 3 points4 points ago

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This also doubles as brownie cutters

[–]killedbyoprah 4 points5 points ago

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Aaaaand I've had about enough internet for the day...

[–]ksandifer138 3 points4 points ago

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They come out with a pony shape then maybe. MAYBE.

[–]ZestyFruitBat 4 points5 points ago

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You can use it as stamps after you make them.

[–]Mattson 3 points4 points ago

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I'd highly recommend against buying these. They don't work. When you try to poop through them you just shit out the device. Save your money.

[–]joedago 22 points23 points ago

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this is fake and has been reposted to death...

[–]IngloriousBarrister[S] 51 points52 points ago

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Pretty glad to know it's not real and apologies for the repost. Honest mistake.

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 61 points62 points ago

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I'd never seen it and I've been here for five years, all the time.

[–]Aruza 2 points3 points ago

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you've only been here for 2 years...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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Different usernames, etc.

[–]Aruza 3 points4 points ago

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I

[–]trippingchilly 1 point2 points ago

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See!? I was a lurker for a while, so there's really no way to prove I was here that extra year.

[–]Aruza 6 points7 points ago

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see

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 0 points1 point ago

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And anyway, 4 years is a long time to have gone without seeing this particular repost.

[–]Aruza 4 points5 points ago

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what

[–]I_CREPE_TWATS 0 points1 point ago

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Especially with how much time I spend on reddit in an average week.

[–]Aruza 8 points9 points ago

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you did there?

[–]Lobster_Harmonica 1 point2 points ago

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I like your style, dude.

[–]Fishbone_V 1 point2 points ago

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Clever and gives you four times the karma.

[–]lordcutter 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I_CREPE_TWATS... Do you have any good recipes, you know for crepes that has one or more twats as an ingredient? Also, any advice for getting a woman to sit on a hot frying pan? Because, just an FYI here, most chicks aren't into that kind of thing... Of course I have a limited group to poll, so I defer to your vast experience in this new and sexy cullinary field...

[–]I_CREPE_TWATS 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually just a half-rhyme to another redditor's name.

The last time I tried to combine pan-fried pastries with vulvas... I don't really know how to finish that sentence.

[–]McDowall96 10 points11 points ago

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GGG.

[–]jojoet 9 points10 points ago

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This is fake?!

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]FortyFs 5 points6 points ago

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A mobius strip, maybe? Film strips do not loop.

[–]division_by_infinity -1 points0 points ago

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Mobius strips don't project pictures, either.

[–]FortyFs 8 points9 points ago

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And reddit does?

I'm not sure that's how analogies work.

[–]division_by_infinity 3 points4 points ago

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I'm workin on it.

yes, reddit does project pictures - well, imgur anyway.

Anyone know a form of physical media that plays in a loop??

[–]FortyFs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bluebogle 0 points1 point ago

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An 8-track. Though that plays audio.

[–]AllLinkedOut 1 point2 points ago

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What...the...fuck...

[–]osmosis_amoeba 1 point2 points ago

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SANDUSKY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Time out... When did bathroom time stop being fun?

[–]gordonlovesgordon 1 point2 points ago

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This belongs in funny as this product is not real.

[–]RussianRushNRobot 1 point2 points ago

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But what if I have the runs?

[–]Randallsha 2 points3 points ago

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I want one

[–]Sevilst 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That is a repost

[–]Seang87 3 points4 points ago

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meta...

[–]hasnothingfunnytosay 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE

[–]drum1286 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like this would only work with a careful meal plan... solid foods are just going to ruin all the fun! Liike trying to shove a rotten potato through a funnel.

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[–]DeliriumSC 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're on to something here. A device that creates a barrier/holds 'things' open while you go to avoid soiling yourself. Perhaps it could be disposable.

Will beta-test with a cardboard toilet paper inner-tube momentarily. I need something spicy and with plenty of lactose.

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point ago

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Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Pots of gold and rainbows, and the red balloons!

[–]Deergoose 0 points1 point ago

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I think wiping my ass is troublesome enough. I can't imagine having to take the time to wash those out every time you want to poop out some star shaped turds.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if they have a brick mould.

[–]Hegs94 0 points1 point ago

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... What. The. Fuck.

[–]G-pissy 0 points1 point ago

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I kind of want one....

[–]tetzy 0 points1 point ago

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Things a parent realizes: they're going to leave the cleanup to you

[–]FacelessMindstate 0 points1 point ago

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Shit molds?

[–]TheQuips 0 points1 point ago

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It does if you don't preserve it somehow

[–]haute_mua 0 points1 point ago

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I can only imagine talk around the office when the trademark commission got this application.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamnit people. "Taking /r/wtf back to its roots" does not mean repost every piece of shit that's on the top ranked links.

[–]SmokeyBear88 1 point2 points ago

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..."piece of shit" heh heh

[–]lordcutter 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, all this time I've been crapping in a play-doh(tm) fun factory when I could have used this! facepalm

[–]likestocompliment 0 points1 point ago

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There are just... There are just no words...

[–]EmpressSharyl 0 points1 point ago

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This MUST be a Pedobear designed 'toy'.

[–]kyle-little93 0 points1 point ago

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this is one of my all time favourite trolls

[–]meatychunkster 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Cinco!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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liter critters for humans

[–]Kevinmeowertons 0 points1 point ago

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I want this.

[–]thatwolfieguy -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Rigga_Mortizz 1 point2 points ago

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It just takes a while for a good caption

[–]BaqAttaq 0 points1 point ago

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I literally said, "Are you shitting me?" Out loud.

[–]elysiandreamz 2 points3 points ago

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Not unless you have one of these gems molded in the shape of your profile.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck them in the ass... with FUN!

[–]drayb3 0 points1 point ago

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r/shutupandtakemymoney

[–]Funkit 0 points1 point ago

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Do they have a brick shaped one?

[–]electric_creamsicle 0 points1 point ago

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This was the background of my iPod Touch for a long time. Always a good conversation starter.

[–]Lishmi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm looking for something to get my secret santa. Where can I get hold of one of these??

[–]8BitMunky -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MeGrimlock4 -1 points0 points ago

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I see a way for me to actually shit roses...

[–]blaze_all_day -2 points-1 points ago

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What repost will you shit out next?

[–]creepingdeathv2 -2 points-1 points ago

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cause every kid ought to learn to play with his/her poop ... its called evolution.

[–]EDomina -2 points-1 points ago

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Do want

[–]Disco_Drew -5 points-4 points ago

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What the actual fuck? Anyone who buys this product should be sterilized.

[–]kamiheku 5 points6 points ago

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You really think it's a real thing?

[–]tier19345 -1 points0 points ago

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]goonerredandwhite -4 points-3 points ago

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This is a horrible idea!

[–]BobbleBobbleBobble -5 points-4 points ago

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Stolen from SomethingAwful.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

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cool story

[–]anusbomber -2 points-1 points ago

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for pedophiles to harass legally

[–]tardo911 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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So, how does this work? Do you have them poop on a dry surface and then do it, or do you do it as it is coming out?

[–]N05f3r47u -2 points-1 points ago

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Thank god that's fake. ...right?

[–]emjaysea -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that actually encouraging kids to play with their feces? That can't lead anywhere good...

[–]audiofreedom -3 points-2 points ago

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Would this actually work? Seems like the poop would go around that little tube...Someone explain the mechanics to me!