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[–]Rowdy458 62 points63 points ago

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My Braaaain

[–]Qraka 3 points4 points ago

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wtf this is exactly what i said lol

[–]aceslick911 1 point2 points ago

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:(

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[–]kellogn2 7 points8 points ago

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Me too. Only replace beers with shots.

[–]wafflesauce24 26 points27 points ago

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Same, only sober.

[–]mynameisdog4 11 points12 points ago

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Same, except I'm a dog.

[–]ABlindPerson 2 points3 points ago

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Same, except I can't see.

[–]T0tai 1 point2 points ago

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Same, except I dont exist

[–]nasthia861 1 point2 points ago

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Same, except I do exist

[–]KingGeb21 1 point2 points ago

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Same except I do and don't exist.

[–]elfboy93 9 points10 points ago

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Same, except I'm Schrodinger's cat.

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[–]TheScynic 2 points3 points ago

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Me too, only I'm not under any sort of influence. And I feel like an idiot...

[–]ItLikesIt 9 points10 points ago

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Hey fractal nature of the universe: I see what you did there. Anyone immediately boot up and play Portal?

[–]thinkingwithfractals 1 point2 points ago

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Now you're thinking!

[–]jrupac 18 points19 points ago

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Reminds me of the question: How long is the coastline of Britain?

The paper examines the coastline paradox: the property that the measured length of a stretch of coastline depends on the scale of measurement. Empirical evidence suggests that the smaller the increment of measurement, the longer the measured length becomes. If one were to measure a stretch of coastline with a yardstick, one would get a shorter result than if the same stretch were measured with a 30cm (one-foot) ruler. This is because one would be laying the ruler along a more curvilinear route than that followed by the yardstick. The empirical evidence suggests a rule which, if extrapolated, shows that the measured length increases without limit as the measurement scale decreases towards zero.

[–]BadMrFrosty 5 points6 points ago

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NO NO I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT

[–]kaythxbai 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't get it... Someone fill me in?

[–]pie6nin 2 points3 points ago

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Compare measuring a coastline with a one meter stick to a five meter stick. The five meter stick will create a simpler line, which will cause the measured distance to decrease relative to the one meter stick. Then continue that with smaller and smaller units of measurement all the way down to the molecular level and you will find the added precision increases the measured distance.

[–]kaythxbai 0 points1 point ago

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...Wow. Strange how it increases the distance...

[–]revolutionaryfaggot 0 points1 point ago

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how?

[–]Random1138 1 point2 points ago

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fractals

[–]revolutionaryfaggot 0 points1 point ago

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I meant how is that strange

[–]Eustis 0 points1 point ago

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Aliens

[–]jrupac 0 points1 point ago

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Just think of Riemann sums from calculus. If we always choose rectangles that are under the curve, then the more rectangles we choose, the larger the area under the curve we compute. In that case, we'd eventually converge to some value as the width of the rectangles decreased infinitesimally (in general, but not always), but that's only because the curve was smooth enough for this to happen. What happens if the curve is so rough that the more you try to approximate it, the more tiny nooks and crannies you start seeing that you can fit another very, very thin rectangle under?

[–]souIIess 4 points5 points ago

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Also known as the fractal dimension.

Coastlines however, are limited by planck length.

[–]free_boosie -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure if joke..

[–]Pr0metheusMusic 7 points8 points ago

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Wait for it....

[–]jelly_wobble_head 4 points5 points ago

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It all looks the same to me.

[–]modernhero 5 points6 points ago

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nice.

[–]blakktattuu 176 points177 points ago

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I stared at it for a good minute before realising.

[–]Gelidus 29 points30 points ago

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same here bro...same here...

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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only a minute? My mom asked why i was glaring at my computer for an hour, and i didnt have a good comeback...

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[–]Kuido 4 points5 points ago

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You failed the witty mom joke

[–]Bronan_the_Brobarian 0 points1 point ago

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And there goes all your karma

[–]wildcard1992 0 points1 point ago

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Wait... is this r/trees?

[–]caramelappleyum 10 points11 points ago

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I kept staring after I realized. And I still thought it was geting closer even though I knew better...

[–]johnston9234 12 points13 points ago

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You should have kept looking, there is an Easter Egg at 2 hours! Trust me, its there.

[–]aoeui-dhtns 3 points4 points ago

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[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

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Epic.

[–]MrThames 2 points3 points ago

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I am embarrassed...

[–]UNNECESSARYCAPSLOCK 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

[–]SecularSailor80 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Russians!!!

[–]OverwhelmedAnt 1 point2 points ago

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Zoomify.

[–]Br0kensyst3m 1 point2 points ago

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Zoom and enhance!

[–]TwoHands 0 points1 point ago

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Enhance!

[–]is_bri 1 point2 points ago

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fuck yeah fractals

[–]ron_obvious 1 point2 points ago

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Gifception...

[–]panda_slayer5 1 point2 points ago

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You're an asshole! I love you!

[–]See-9 1 point2 points ago

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Whoever made this is fucking sick. I haven't slept in like two days, and NOTHING has been more rage inducing than this picture. It single-handedly made me rage more than my family over Thanksgiving break.

I sat here for a good 5 minutes waiting, swearing to myself it'd get there. Some time. Oop look! That shoreline is incrementally coming towards me! I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE TOP LEFT ISLAND ANYMORE. AARRARAHGASGHASFGASLFKJASDK;LJAS;DLGHS SHOW ME THE GOPHER

[–]MrThames 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you...

[–]kornwall 1 point2 points ago

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it took me longer than i can admit to figure out it wasn't going anywhere

[–]jtides 1 point2 points ago

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took me like 10 minutes to figure out wtf was happening

[–]Ringo45 1 point2 points ago

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Look close. Look closelier. Look more closelier.

[–]wittywittakers 2 points3 points ago

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]SideShowBob963 1 point2 points ago

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i'm so high right now

[–]Dipliglo 0 points1 point ago

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took a pretty long time to zoom in on that.... nothing.

[–]dabuhran 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa. o.O

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this quite a few times but it still fucks with my head.

[–]scytherscy 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKIN OUCH

[–]mulliganer 0 points1 point ago

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This made me very upset.

[–]innternal 0 points1 point ago

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Zoom! Enhance!

[–]pineapple2048 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[–]sauerhaft 0 points1 point ago

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th-th-they FRACKLED me!

[–]forthing 0 points1 point ago

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Brain not feel right.

[–]meantism 0 points1 point ago

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lolwat

[–]storebrand 0 points1 point ago

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I think I've had this trip.

[–]lasalvavida 0 points1 point ago

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Too close! Split the difference.

[–]jermtheworm 0 points1 point ago

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i remember the first time i saw this i was like "BITCH HURRY UP WHATS THE SECRET" after watching for a good 5 mins.

[–]Freazur 0 points1 point ago

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I watched it for 20 minutes before realizing it was repeating.

[–]makatack 0 points1 point ago

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Welp. I stared at that in anticipation 2 minutes too long

[–]IC1CLE 0 points1 point ago

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It took me way too long for me to figure that out.

[–]jpop325 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it was a trick. But I was hoping there was something there after 30 minutes.

There wasn't.

[–]roflzzzzinator 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a while to understand..meanwhile i said "omg just get there!!"

[–]dummythumb 0 points1 point ago

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does it ever..? D:

[–]ABlindPerson 0 points1 point ago

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I stared at this for a good hour before I realized I was blind.

[–]borninthedark 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like it....

[–]TeeThrizzy 0 points1 point ago

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SO MUCH CONFUSE

[–]HOTDOGVNDR 0 points1 point ago

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Fractals

[–]RashRenegade 0 points1 point ago

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Lower...loooower...TOO LOW! ...Lower...

[–]Jaxspop 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for about 15 seconds before I figured out it was a loop. I need to go to bed.

[–]DT81 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for about 20 seconds thinking the whole time: Somethings going to scare the shit out of me... Until I realized it was a loop.

[–]sgtpepper_spray 0 points1 point ago

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worst killstreak ever

[–]jshersher 0 points1 point ago

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I liked that post (which was a few weeks ago....) of this when it said "it's well worth the wait".... major lolz.

[–]NYGamer95 0 points1 point ago

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Im confused...

[–]KingGeb21 0 points1 point ago

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Tripped me out man.

[–]Lootam 0 points1 point ago

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You don't know how long i stared at this for.

[–]merrickx 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I'm utilizing a fly-by-wire missile and I'm never going to hit my target.

[–]Marshfellow 0 points1 point ago

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repost! STOP WITH THE REPOSTS!

[–]gratefulgirl 0 points1 point ago

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that totally screwed with my head

[–]brrrrr_mariet 0 points1 point ago

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ugh that made me sick

[–]sirlawrence 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]shortbusoneohone 0 points1 point ago

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(mindfucked)

[–]angrycheesecake 0 points1 point ago

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well... fuck

[–]kaylaism 0 points1 point ago

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SORCERY!

[–]floydenstein 0 points1 point ago

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FUNKING FRACTAL

[–]SlackieYep 0 points1 point ago

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put this on trees now.

[–]bighweel 0 points1 point ago

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Those are balls.

[–]elementalrain 0 points1 point ago

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I feel sooooooooooooooooo unsatisfied right now.

[–]catherinej 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to try to be cute and make a joke about the land and ocean looking like they had sex, but I am now too pissed off about the repeat.

[–]agenerallyniceguy 0 points1 point ago

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That goddamn thing has a heartbeat. Reddit, I'm done with you for the day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It took me 2 minutes to realise I was looking at a loop.

C'mon, I'm going to see it any moment now.... Fuck.

[–]_GORDONN_ 0 points1 point ago

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My iPhone went flat watching this... :(

[–]le_jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

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My God that started to give me a headache..

[–]PhantomCaesar 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fractals!

[–]miba 0 points1 point ago

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flash version with sound:

http://z0r.de/1210

[–]ISheader 0 points1 point ago

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STOP IT!!! STOP IT NOW!!

[–]Mrbananpants64 0 points1 point ago

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I think the facial expressions you can imagine I made while looking at this is enough to understand how I feel now.

[–]Pyroma1n1ac 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of fuck. That took a while...

[–]Avalize 0 points1 point ago

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I stared at it for a minute; The first time i saw it on reddit about a week ago.

[–]Dysprosium 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you, I watched this for five minutes before realizing that it was a three-second loop.

[–]drum1286 0 points1 point ago

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Mindfucked

[–]KostaSOAD 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES!

[–]punkwafers 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMN IT! WHO BROKE THE ENHANCE?!

[–]tarellel 0 points1 point ago

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Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance! Enhance!..... Enhance!

[–]stachen 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you, title!

[–]wafflez92 0 points1 point ago

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this is what lsd feels like

[–]mouahahahaha 0 points1 point ago

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Two minutes passed before I realised the scene was fractal. I was expecting to see the ground any minute.... ok, any minute now.... ok very soon.... ok now!... ok now!..........WTF, FRACTAL!?!

[–]slicrick 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you fractals!!! There is a reason you don't occur perfectly in nature! Because anything that looked directly at them would explode.

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S LIKE THAT BAD DREAM WHERE YOU CAN'T PUNCH SOMEONE AS HARD AS YOU WANT, OR REACH THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, OR GET YOUR FINGER TO HIT THAT CAPS LOCK BUTTON.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHA!

[–]Slippyy 0 points1 point ago

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I feel so sick.

[–]johnconnor8100 0 points1 point ago

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ZOOM enhance ZOOM enhance ZOOM enhance ZOOM enhance

[–]rage_quit6677 0 points1 point ago

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I wanna see this while high.

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you.

[–]samisachickYEAH 0 points1 point ago

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WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND.

Fractal -_-

[–]woot26 0 points1 point ago

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Barf. Barf all over the keyboard.

[–]badmanlaffan 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, are a douche.

[–]dknothere 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSIBRU!

[–]BadMrFrosty -1 points0 points ago

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Nice job, this crashed internet explorer. (I am forced to use it at work)

[–]teabean -1 points0 points ago

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I hate this

[–]JERRJEROD -1 points0 points ago

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Zomg zufall

[–]SirHobbington -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking troll.

[–]crayg -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]thatwolfieguy -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]cippo25 -2 points-1 points ago

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nice repost, dick-fuck

[–]bitchezgetcrunk -1 points0 points ago

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I had to remind myself to breathe whilst watching this. make it stoppp.