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[–]xjudgex 29 points30 points ago

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Whenever anyone makes any sort of "grossed out" face or comment, I'm highly skeptical about whether they've ever actually tried soy milk.

[–]VestaDear 5 points6 points ago

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When people make that kind of grossed out face I KNOW they have tried soy milk.

I was so happy when I discovered almond milk. Never again. x_x

[–]jessicarene551 4 points5 points ago

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There are some really nasty brands of soy milk out there.

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

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I have yet to find one that didn't make me want to spit it out immediately.

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I swapped to (Rice milk almond milk is hard to find) Then I discovered you can buy regular milk with lactase in it, so It's lactose free. And I was happy.

[–]scots23 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god almond milk. Even better dark chocolate almond milk. It is the drink of the gods.

[–]goinunder0390[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I know you can't see me, but if you could, you'd see that I was doing my 'I-totally-agree-with-this' pelvic thrust. HARD.

[–]esssssss 1 point2 points ago

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I don't make a habit of drinking it but it pretty much tastes like this to me. Which is not what I want when I'm expecting milk.

[–]xjudgex 1 point2 points ago

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I can understand that, but the way some people talk about it, you'd think they tasted dairy milk that was a month past its expiration date.

[–]Pickled_Pankake 13 points14 points ago

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Fuck real milk, I'm lactose-intolerant.

[–]ggalitz 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not lactose-intolerant and I like both.

Fuck Da Police

[–]Tiktaky 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this milk is delicious, I'm lactose intolerant.

[–]Ianras 6 points7 points ago

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I'm a meat eater, and i like soy milk (still prefer cows milk). There are some vegetarian options i do prefer to the real thing though: veggie butter for example has a completely different taste than it's dairy counterpart. Much more flavorful and goes well on plain noodles.

[–]goinunder0390[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Respectfully, it tastes like poo.

[–]IamGrimReefer 2 points3 points ago

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soymilk is not for drinking, it is for cereal.

[–]sknolii 4 points5 points ago

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Try almond milk... particularly vanilla.

[–]babyd0lll -1 points0 points ago

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OMNOMNOMNOM

[–]ucieaters33 4 points5 points ago

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Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

[–]Keasby_Knight 17 points18 points ago

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Soy milk is freaking delicious.

[–]allergicaddiction 4 points5 points ago

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What kind of soy milk did you drink?

The typical soy milk, Silk Vanilla, is pretty sweet and a delicious treat to the average palette.

Of course, if you had soy milk, without vanilla flavoring, or even veggie soy milk, you probably wouldn't like that.

Unfortunately, as an Asian, I am lactose intolerant. Not only does it suck to be an Asian, but it also fucking sucks to be lactose intolerant. I drank soy milk for about five years without drinking any cow milk, and recently I had my first cup of chocolate milk with some Krispy Kreme donuts. MY GOD. IT WAS HEAVEN.

And on the seventh day, I created hell in the toilet.

[–]Rhabdovirus 1 point2 points ago

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Are Asians more likely to be lactose intolerant? I have never heard this before, nor are any of my Japanese relatives lactose intolerant.

Chocolate Silk milk is delicious with donuts though.

[–]allergicaddiction 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I believe I've read multiple sources saying that 50% of Asian men will become lactose intolerant as they get older.

I used to drink milk like a boss tycoon, but now if I have more than one small bowl of cereal, I will pee out of my ass.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You may have parted your hair a little TOO much...

[–]Berkel 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer soy-milk to cow's.

[–]goinunder0390[S] 0 points1 point ago

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You are a heathen and should be put to death. Respectfully.

[–]marios32 1 point2 points ago

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Can anyone please remind me of this movie title ?

[–]ILikeBreadsticks 1 point2 points ago

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Zoolander.

[–]marios32 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks Greg!

[–]dangerlopez 1 point2 points ago

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upvote because funny gif? or downvote because soy milk is the nectar of teh gods? hmmm

[–]omfghi2u 2 points3 points ago

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Soy juice. There is no soy teat.

[–]foreveralright 1 point2 points ago

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I love soy milk, I have it with all my cereal. Regular milk is so much more gross to me.

[–]mxms87 0 points1 point ago

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Milk was a bad choice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You might like almond milk better, although any non-milk milk is gonna taste weird unless you wrap your brain around the fact that it's not gonna taste anything like real milk.

[–]Thadster 0 points1 point ago

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hence the milk label.

[–]kakacwazybebe 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]goinunder0390[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It's from Adam Sandler's new movie Jack and Jill. You should definitely go see it.

[–]kakacwazybebe 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, no thanks.

[–]sbd2010 0 points1 point ago

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ummmm try some unsweetened hemp milk. Soy milk tasted amazing after drinking that shit for a week.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Try the chocolate flavored. The plain soy milk tastes like shit indeed. It's lighter on the stomach than cow's milk and I have a friend that puts it in his protein supplements after a work out. I don't endorse this protein supplement crap but he says he feels much better drinking it compared to cow's milk or just plain water.

[–]piphobbit 0 points1 point ago

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North American soy milk can taste really bad, but Chinese-style soy milk is sweet and refreshing. It's even delicious warm! Try it, they're seriously worlds apart.

[–]jennfrog 0 points1 point ago

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I can say that it doesn't taste bad when you haven't had cow's milk in a long time because it makes you sick. Trick is to put it on cereal or in a smoothie the first time you try it. Or use rice or almond milk.

[–]plasphemy 0 points1 point ago

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Edensoy organic original flavor is my fav.

[–]themidnightbaker 0 points1 point ago

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If it's a crappy unsweetened, unflavored brand, the yes, it pretty much tastes like liquid cardboard. I'm still slightly traumatized by the first time I tried fresh soy milk at a Chinese restaurant in DC. It was warm, kinda salty (like yak's milk?!). This was completely unexpected, so I sprayed that shit out. Regardless, I love soy milk now. Eden Vanilla is quite delicious and I strongly recommend Pacific's vanilla and chocolate hemp milk. It's good stuff.

[–]CaptBoxx -2 points-1 points ago

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MY favourite thing to put soy milk in is the garbage