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[–]xchasmx 25 points26 points ago

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It should be "kicked in the sex organs."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's what I was going to say. I was going to be the smart one. Fuck.

[–]Null-0 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I was going to say. I was going to be the sad one. Fuck

[–]Puts_You_Down -1 points0 points ago

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You smell like my butthole after eating mexican food..

[–]bobandirus 1 point2 points ago

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Up vote for you, for knowledge :)

[–]njasa10 31 points32 points ago

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This has got to be one of the most reposted pics ever.

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[–]thethiefstheme 9 points10 points ago

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also this ^

[–]username_redacted 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this after somebody else said that.

[–]caprincrash 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even care, I chuckle every time I see this pic.

[–]Spankthat -1 points0 points ago

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[–]sodaorseven 15 points16 points ago

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This is from The Big Caption, which was pretty great while it was around.

[–]90yoboy 0 points1 point ago

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WHO THE FUCK DOWNVOTED THIS?

This is the source people. Always upvote the source.

[–]Swoots[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Sauce?

[–]Wolfosaurus 1 point2 points ago

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That's some pretty horrible typography going on there...

[–]sharph 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree, actually. Although I personally would have switched out the emphasis on the last 3 lines, thought was clearly put in to the typography. The designer even was thoughtful enough to hang the comma from the right so the margins are optical.

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[–]ItsSeanP -1 points0 points ago

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Sloped? Is this a new form of italics?

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[–]ItsSeanP -1 points0 points ago

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I was just being a dick. Oblique is when the original font is just skewed at an angle, italic is a fully separate font.

[–]seventh_skyline 1 point2 points ago

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note the character on her shirt...

[–]andreweisz 0 points1 point ago

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She must be related to Lucy from the Peanuts. (Shirt is Relevant)

[–]sxechainsaw 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck everybody else. This is the first time I've seen this and it is hilarious.

[–]uberced -2 points-1 points ago

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Kick it in the stamen!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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What is non-passionate hate?

[–]sailmil -1 points0 points ago

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This is exactly how I feel for a week every year. Where I'm from they pretty much worship Tulips every May. I just want to kick them in the face, but it would cost me about $100.00 per flower.

[–]Heathski -1 points0 points ago

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I have found my new desktop. Thank you.

[–]DeepRoot -1 points0 points ago

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And she's wearing a shirt w/ the "Ultimate Kicking Troll", Lucy! The irony... oh, the irony.

[–]InsomniYak -1 points0 points ago

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Ironically she's kicking poppies which are the likely source of any painkiller she may have to take in her life.

[–]Winged_Waffle -5 points-4 points ago

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Haven't seen this in years. Love it.

[–]Ghundra[!] -5 points-4 points ago

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I died at "right in the face."