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[–]MiddleNameS 220 points221 points ago

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wow, talk about a hilf.

[–]cfang 86 points87 points ago

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It did just spit out quintuplets, probably loose as shit.

[–]MiddleNameS 53 points54 points ago*

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I'd still wreck her so hard she feels it in her propellers.

[–]alreadytakenusername 23 points24 points ago

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This is the video clip. SFW

[–]indierockclimber 6 points7 points ago

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Someone needs to make a gif of that

[–]GunRaptor 11 points12 points ago

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There is a gif of it, but it's buried in my /b/ folder so deep that only a dwarvin adventurer could find it.

[–]willman161 8 points9 points ago

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Challenge accepted.

[–]Warm_Bagels 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Ihavenobusinesshere 3 points4 points ago

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I delved deep into the dwemer ruins and emerged with the elder scroll. does this count?

[–]subpleiades 0 points1 point ago

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Post a screencap of the top-level folder, I'll help you find it.

[–]extremethrowaway 2 points3 points ago

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For some reason, she looks like Kermit the Frog's punk sister to me.

[–]USMCsniper 2 points3 points ago

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imagine having enough money to test crash helicopters

[–]alreadytakenusername 1 point2 points ago

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...and not being able to pay the national debt.

[–]DoRayEgon 0 points1 point ago

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It's a resonance test, but, whatever.

[–]itsashotinthedark 0 points1 point ago

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Somehow I doubt that actually replicates a crash

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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somehow I doubt that actually will make me want to get on a helicopter.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 7 points8 points ago

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You'd hear her coming from a mile away.

[–]GunRaptor -3 points-2 points ago

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Delta Force did it!

[–]metalbiscuits 5 points6 points ago

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Rotor me timbers!

[–]iForcefield 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]smdepot 6 points7 points ago

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Like throwing a hot dog outside.

[–]Chowley_1 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago*

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Helicopter i would like to fly?

[–]DWells55 0 points1 point ago

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Paging relevant_rule34, paging relevant_rule34.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The funniest thing I read on reddit in a week.

[–]pmc766 24 points25 points ago

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The phrasing of the title makes the whole thing much funnier.

[–]Short_stuff 10 points11 points ago

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The phrasing made me think it was related to this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/lWXN8.jpg

[–]prium 1 point2 points ago

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Man I wish we still got TBS in Canada. For some reason we have this Atlanta Peachtree TV shit now.

[–]tireytha 34 points35 points ago

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Helicopter Parent. But seriously, funny and poignant at the same time.

[–]motorcityvicki 13 points14 points ago

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I've never laughed and then felt so sad afterwards.

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[–]motorcityvicki 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot abide by your username. My sincere apologies.

[–]MagicalDogbert 52 points53 points ago

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Fact: Googly eyes make everything look way more awesome.

[–]uti_cheese 12 points13 points ago

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[–]REDDITvTIDDER 1 point2 points ago

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and r/spacedicks gets me laughing again...i always wanna go back and then after two clicks my brain says, "I will not let you subscribe again."

[–]biggmclargehuge 31 points32 points ago

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[–]GnarlyToaster 42 points43 points ago

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[–]t_Lancer 6 points7 points ago

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oh now that's a classic.

[–]bitpeak 2 points3 points ago

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"WASHING MACHINES LIVE LONGER WITH CALGON"

Lol youtubers can be funny sometimes....

[–]Foreign_Kid 6 points7 points ago

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[–]omplatt 5 points6 points ago

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read this as Google eyes, maybe they should develop an add on that putts google-y eyes on everything.

[–]showurnuts 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Ronne 1 point2 points ago

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Video not available in my country.

[–]Icsifil 2 points3 points ago

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"googly eyes gardener" "saturday night live"

[–]showurnuts 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, no one has uploaded it to Youtube yet (obviously because NBC would chew them out).

[–]nexxusoftheuniverse 0 points1 point ago

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according to christopher walken, they make plants look less scary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkjScqk70dI

[–]tythelist 0 points1 point ago

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What if you put googly eyes on googly eyes?

[–]tariqi 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw a new novelty account around here a few days ago that puts googly eyes on posted pictures.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

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This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing a few shops in my day.

Also, the big googley eyes.

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[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Its the military, they are light years ahead

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Pyro627 4 points5 points ago

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Wait, do you mean to say arial, as in the font, or did you misspell arial...

Wait, is that how it's actually spelled? Fuck. You messed up my brain.

[–]Kiwilolo 2 points3 points ago

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Are you talking about aerial? Because that is spelled aerial.

[–]Pyro627 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, yes, thank you.

[–]Aerodynamixs 2 points3 points ago

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The military is always streets ahead

[–]kukamunga 5 points6 points ago

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reminds me of pikmin

[–]Desperately_Insecure 16 points17 points ago

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This picture is perfect.

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[–]Archerino 9 points10 points ago

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I'll give you 500

[–]itsnickk 3 points4 points ago

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I gotta buddy who specializes in words, il give him a call.

[–]fmyasitch 0 points1 point ago

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deal!

[–]knoblauch 1 point2 points ago

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I've got a buddy who's an expert in pictures. I'll have him take a look at it.

[–]ClarifyingRedditor 24 points25 points ago

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The helicopter looks like a concerned parent.

[–]Rage_Comic_Guy 41 points42 points ago

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id be concerned too if my kids were walking around with m4's

[–]ssnseawolf -1 points0 points ago

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It's Airsoft.

[–]lordkrike -2 points-1 points ago

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It's not. They have BFAs attached to the ends of their barrels.

Also, that is some expensive-ass airsofting if you're paying for helicopter fuel.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's the joke.

[–]ClarifyingRedditor 2 points3 points ago

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That's the point of my existence.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So, I guess you could say, that's the joke as well?

[–]ClarifyingRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]Proc31 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for clarifying that.

[–]ClarifyingRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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No problem, that's what I do.

[–]sarmatron 5 points6 points ago

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Heard it in Bubbie's voice.

[–]mehdbc 1 point2 points ago

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Oddly enough, I came to post the same thing. Thank you.

[–]cozeffect2 2 points3 points ago

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This is the kind of thing that could only be thought up while high.

[–]neo1513 2 points3 points ago

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Flapjack on land

[–]cata2k 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MrWheelieBin 3 points4 points ago

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I clicked on this expecting to see something about Conan O'Brien

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cmd+f: Conan

[–]ghostdog69 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Sonic_Bluth 5 points6 points ago

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[–]tinlo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DedStarfish 1 point2 points ago

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War. War never changes.

[–]psychiclemonade 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure what I was expecting.. a duck meme maybe? But instead I choked on my sandwich. Thanks a lot, guy.

[–]rododendrone 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nudgeishere 1 point2 points ago

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"gosh mom, be quiet, well be back in an hour."

[–]akn429 10 points11 points ago

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Literally lol'd :)

[–]akn429 2 points3 points ago

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Now my hubby and 6 year old are laughing at it with me :)

[–]DirtPile 0 points1 point ago

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GLWP

[–]torokunai 0 points1 point ago

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I hol'd, humphd out loud.

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[–]GunRaptor 14 points15 points ago

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Fort Benning

[–]Causality 1 point2 points ago

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This has to be the least amount of comments I've ever seen for a top of front page reddit link with 2000 up votes. (37 comments btw, at time of writing)

[–]Bini_9 0 points1 point ago

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Gov'ment came and took my babies!

[–]Arngrim60D 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I lol everytime???

[–]rfbandit 0 points1 point ago

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This seems like it'd be a still frame from a Japanese game show. Now, that's a show I'd love to watch!

[–]Turnshroud 0 points1 point ago

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Many lols are coming from this thread

THANK YOU REDDIT

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

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What sick man sends babies to fight?

[–]oncewerefields 0 points1 point ago

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This is simply genius.

[–]takingtograve 0 points1 point ago

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You have a beautiful brain, sundayday.

[–]CatsCatsEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

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What's seen can not be unseen

[–]InspirationalQuoter 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha I'm never going to be able to get out of a Chinook without looking back and laughing ever again in my life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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goes back to her Macy's-shopping Starbucks-everyday-for-breakfast PBJ everyday-for-the-kids friends

"Oh, they grow so fast. I remember when they were little recruits who failed all of the tire-jumping tests..."

[–]you-hate-to-see-this 0 points1 point ago

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uggghuhuhhgugugghh you helicopter babies this

[–]bbj0lty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sherlock17 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does the helicopter kinda look like a Jabbi from Paper Mario? Image: http://www.mariowiki.com/Jabbi

[–]porkfatty 0 points1 point ago

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My little darling Cheepies!

http://www.mariowiki.com/The_Bird!_The_Bird!

[–]ShitManYouMakeMeCum 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this made me think of Kurt Vonegutt's Slaughter House Five, and the reason why he called it the children's crusade, you know the whole "you guys were babies" speech. I upvoted it, due to that naive wish that maybe, that was the reason for this picture.

[–]THESALTEDPEANUT 0 points1 point ago

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i was in one of those which almost crashed about 2 weeks ago

pretty freaky

[–]Transfigurations 0 points1 point ago

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My droogs!

[–]Bar_Har 0 points1 point ago

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Everything is made better with googly eyes.

[–]Itsherpintime 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of dragon, fly

[–]artbot5000 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like there are some more out of control campers occupying a city again. Better get to work!

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 0 points1 point ago

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I put this in a ppt for school. I hope they find it funny.

[–]IAmSoUncomfortable 0 points1 point ago

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Keep cool, my babies

[–]imogeee 0 points1 point ago

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why do inanimate objects with eyes make me laugh so much?! haha

[–]thesadnman 0 points1 point ago

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So its mouth is also its vagina?

[–]Zirvo 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in the voice of possessed LaFayette in this last season of TrueBlood.

[–]Joufy 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever inanimate objects have faces the result is both cute and hilarious.

[–]McCl3lland 0 points1 point ago

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The third man in that stack is how people get hurt. He should be scanning his sector with his weapon up, not holding it in the low ready paying no attention. Asshole.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Probably the TL doing asshole TL stuff. Who are these guys anyway?

[–]McCl3lland 1 point2 points ago

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Not a clue lol.

[–]karmapolice8d -1 points0 points ago

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How was babby fromed?

[–]PolishxThunder -2 points-1 points ago

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IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER

[–]t_Lancer -2 points-1 points ago

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THERE'S A FIRE IN MALAYSIA

[–]yayparties -1 points0 points ago

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Pikmin reference?

[–]TheKilllerFly -4 points-3 points ago

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Wait, is that helicopter's mouth a vagina??

[–]GunRaptor 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Banana_Hamcock -1 points0 points ago

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The Propellers make it perfect, they're like crazy ears

[–]ocm1234 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, Reddit is funny today. Glad I am procrastinating.

[–]QueenNavy -1 points0 points ago

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............

[–]Vorlath -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed.

[–]willymo -3 points-2 points ago

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So how long does it take for you to rank up from infantry to helicopter?

[–]Buhdahl -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm never going to look at military aircraft the same way again.

[–]floppyfluke44 -2 points-1 points ago

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My tools!

[–]donutmancuzco -2 points-1 points ago

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[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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"... to murder innocent women and children all in the name of glory!"

Quack.

[–]bonusonus -2 points-1 points ago

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This might be the worst post I've ever seen.

[–]rahtin -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't worry about them. The body armour and weapons they're using against those desert goat herders with AK47's are far superior. And of course God is with them.

[–]swampy13 -2 points-1 points ago

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"sorry, off to keep the military industrial complex healthy, BRB."

[–]TechnoEquinox -3 points-2 points ago

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I think they'll be okay, Chinook...

[–]THE_IMPERIAL_GUARD -3 points-2 points ago

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There going to fight a war.....there not coming back home to helicopter, not coming back to.