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[–]Strawberry_Poptart 14 points15 points ago

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Change "than" to "then" and you're in business.

[–]trex88 9 points10 points ago

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change conspiracy keanu to philosophy raptor and your in business

FTFY

[–]variousrandomnoises 2 points3 points ago

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You could say he's a sharp moron for that.

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[–]Strawberry_Poptart 3 points4 points ago

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If you are going to make a meme, and want it to get you some Karma, you had better check that grammar... Just sayin'. Reddit can be pretty unforgiving about such things.

[–]Tribute13 0 points1 point ago

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[–]advilgumbottlecap 0 points1 point ago

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oh oh oh, oh oh oh

[–]Strawberry_Poptart -1 points0 points ago

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Can't touch this.

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[–]Strawberry_Poptart 0 points1 point ago

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I figured as much. Also, that is quite the honor, Prof!

[–]Niveo 2 points3 points ago

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This is 100% a philosoraptor. There is no conspiracy here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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...thats the idea..

[–]admiralbacon 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ That's the point my good sir.

[–]VikingSlayer 1 point2 points ago

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That's because oxymoron originated as an example, and people used it to say "wow, that's like something sharp and dull at the same time"

[–]lapendon 0 points1 point ago

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As an incorrigible etymology nerd, I'm so happy to have learned this.

[–]totalcarrboromove 0 points1 point ago

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this isn't a conspiracy, this should be philosoraptor

[–]TheOrangeIguana 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]NASAmoose 0 points1 point ago

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Oxymoronception

(sorry)

[–]4_is_green 0 points1 point ago

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Yup.

[–]glasswing 0 points1 point ago

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slowclap

[–]SeniorWhoopy -1 points0 points ago

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whoa dude whoa

[–]blausky -1 points0 points ago

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woah WOAH

[–]Budlicker420 -1 points0 points ago

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this should be Philosophy raptor.