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[–]nint22 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, sucks for some of us, because no matter what we eat or don't eat, our IBS kicks in :P

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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Yep... thanksgiving exacerbates it. Nothing like waking up with the cramps, then pushing 3 pounds of partially digested turkey and cranberry out of my ass.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It was worth it

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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me and my little cousin were smacking acorns with ping pong paddles all day yesterday... my arm is so friggin sore

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get this

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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What? The acorn smacking? We didn't eat much and he had some ping pong paddles in his grandmother's car and went get them, then we got bored and darting hitting acorns with ping pong paddles because there was a huge pile of them near us... We weren't hitting them where they would hit anyone though. And my arm is still sore :-(

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 1 point2 points ago

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ok so yeah, the internet has officially ruined me... I was imagining the most horrible stuff that you could have been referring too

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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:I wtf man

[–]scanovic 0 points1 point ago

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Mexican thanksgiving?

[–]16_oz_mouse 0 points1 point ago

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That's me RIGHT NOW!

Followed up thanksgiving with high fiber toast for breakfast and a large pizza split between lunch and dinner....not one of my healthier couple days and I'm paying for it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"No, im just..... Shaving."

[–]COCA2113 0 points1 point ago

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What, is your thanksgiving feast made entirely of mexican food?

[–]sekyuritei 0 points1 point ago

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Mine was in the bathroom at Fry's Electronics. Early afternoon. The whole place looked like it had seen better days. There was a line to use the stalls.

[–]katey1801 -1 points0 points ago

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I do not know what this movie is, but I saw this part when I was little. The horror!

[–]CorpWarrior24 1 point2 points ago

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Dumb and dumber!

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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Of course. Was that also the one where they peed in a bottle then a cop drank it?

[–]FloGiston -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck you for posting trash like this. Isn't there some fucking kiddie site you might be more at home at?