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[–]Blackcat008 13 points14 points ago

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if you dont have an idiot friend, I have bad news for you

[–]elbuencharlie 3 points4 points ago

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if you don't have a friend I have bad news for you, Idiot

[–]chaffed_nipple 1 point2 points ago

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if you don't have an idiot, i have a friend for you

[–]I_Like_Your_Username 5 points6 points ago

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looks like a happy friend, if you ask me!

[–]Duovarious 3 points4 points ago

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[–]newstome 4 points5 points ago

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Pinky and the Brain.

[–]Tandran 0 points1 point ago

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I see I'm 17 hours late, up vote for you.

[–]twigadee18 1 point2 points ago

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OMG I COULD BE THE IDIOT FRIEND!YOU COULD BE THE IDIOT FRIEND!

[–]melbosa 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed for an entire minute and even cried a little. Thanks buddy.

[–]wafflestomp 4 points5 points ago

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For me, the idiots are the ones who don't try to have a bit of fun all the time.

[–]Dynamite_Noir 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone has that one annoyingly serious friend.

[–]bjwest 0 points1 point ago

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For me, it's the opposite. The ones who don't take anything seriously and want to have nothing but fun all the time, are the idiots.

[–]wafflestomp 0 points1 point ago

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Ah you're one of those uptight Mr Serious Pants people who thinks fun = irresponsible. Bad news buddy. You're going to be a grumpy old man/woman with few friends.

[–]bjwest 0 points1 point ago

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No, I'm one of those people who knows that life is not all fun and games, nor should it be. When you grow up, you'll understand that as well.

[–]wafflestomp 0 points1 point ago

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Obligatory smug comment about maturity levels from some killjoy who can't lighten up when he's not doing important things.

[–]Polyvore[S] 2 points3 points ago

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First time I've seen it, so I'm sorry if its a repost (Don't know how to check) I may delete it if it is though (:

[–]MikeyTwoGuns 6 points7 points ago

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Lol, saw this years ago. Still awesome! (reposts are only bad of they are too recent and/or suck, imo)

[–]hellopussy 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the non idiot friend needs to loosen up

[–]not1frak 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for Bengal cats!

[–]Positronix 0 points1 point ago

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which one is the idiot though? The frumpy one in the back, or the one in the front that is secure with their self-image?

[–]ujkc 0 points1 point ago

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Are those Bengal cats?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Most awkward text placement ever?

[–]roots69 0 points1 point ago

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I have seen this one fucking thousand times

[–]KarateChach 0 points1 point ago

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Idiot "friends," implying people have more than one.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the idiot is the one looking all serious. stupid cat not taking the opportunity to photobomb.

[–]bjwest 0 points1 point ago

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You can't photobomb your own picture...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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it was an unexpected picture. a candid shot.

[–]Lazlo_Goldberg 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fuguzors 0 points1 point ago

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Pinky and the Brain, Cat version.

[–]ruperthackedmyphone 0 points1 point ago

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Aren't Pinky and the Brain mice?

[–]greentext_advice -1 points0 points ago

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FW: * ∞

[–]IDownvoteAnimalPosts -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck your cat

[–]Hipster-Hunter -1 points0 points ago

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Since when did reddit become facebook, seriously guys we're better than this.