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[–]TheCannon 82 points83 points ago

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My boyfriend got me pregnant

Yes, it was all his fault.

[–]ssa3512 31 points32 points ago

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Of course it was, I didn't put anything inside of him!

[–]robdiao 35 points36 points ago

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Prude.

[–]n0rbertt -3 points-2 points ago

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xD

[–]LordOfGummies 2 points3 points ago

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Bitch you liked it don't pretend you don't.

[–]queenbee1990 8 points9 points ago

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I hate this! It takes two to tango!

[–]chonnes 8 points9 points ago*

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But it takes three to have a really good time.

[–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points ago

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But when its four it gets weird.

[–]matrixxrebel 1 point2 points ago

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exactly my first when i saw this.

[–]desertjedi85 22 points23 points ago

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My boyfriend and I both neglected in protecting ourselves against pregnancy

FTFH

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 10 points11 points ago

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Score! Now you don't need to use protection for 9 months!

[–]FamousSoBad 6 points7 points ago

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Call Roto-Rooter

[–]MonsterAddict 5 points6 points ago

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You accidentally a word.

[–]dmagee33 -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, they put too many.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What is this website? I've seen quite a few of these posts, but never come across the website..

[–]BTown4Lyfe 1 point2 points ago

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Tumblr

[–]nilleftw 0 points1 point ago

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You should just keep out of Tumblr and stay here on Reddit.

[–]ballsonmywalls 1 point2 points ago

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What website is that?

[–]BTown4Lyfe 0 points1 point ago

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Tumblr

[–]raraparooza 0 points1 point ago

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If she is already blaming him solely for her own pregnancy, I feel for the chap. He has a long shitty road ahead of him with a bitch like that having his child.

[–]AgitpropAndApologia 2 points3 points ago

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Them Jersey Shore peoples is real generous, they help you out.

[–]konkydong 4 points5 points ago

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Stairs

[–]boerema731 1 point2 points ago

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"Let me ask the Internet they will totally know what to do!"

[–]zapper9595 0 points1 point ago

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Join the occupy movement, let the police kick you in the stomach or something

[–]sampearl1 -1 points0 points ago

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make him live on his own and get him to pay 4 child support

[–]BTown4Lyfe 0 points1 point ago*

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What site is this?

NM, I figured it out. It's Tumblr.

[–]hsfrey 0 points1 point ago

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Just keep quiet and let your husband think it's his.

[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else kind of assume any anonymous question with a clever response on tumblr was asked by the blogger him/herself? Based on this I really can't bring myself to upvote any of them.

[–]borninthedark 0 points1 point ago

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OP must be foreign.

[–]ShinshinRenma 0 points1 point ago

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Advice is a non-count noun. "A" is an invalid article here.

/grammar nazi

[–]COCA2113 0 points1 point ago

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Getting pregnant is a mutual idiocy dammit!!

[–]nickytaco 0 points1 point ago

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I think everyone is over reacting by saying shes blaming her boyfriend. Clearly she just wants to clarify that is wasn't her breakast that got her pregnant, or that bus trip last wednesday.

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[–]keenerz 2 points3 points ago

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That's not how tumblr works, the person answering the question has the picture. The anonymous is just that anonymous.

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that she needs help in knowing where to go and what to do no matter what she decides is probably what got them in the predicament in the first place?

[–]jessomatic 1 point2 points ago

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my room mate is watching 16 and pregnant right this very second...its horrifying

[–]2times -1 points0 points ago

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Now, I'm no scientist. Or a doctor. Nor am I all that intelligent, or witty. I did graduate high school but only by the skin of my teeth. I haven't traveled very far or met that many people. I do however, have absolutely no idea where i going with this post. FML

[–]homerjsimpson4 0 points1 point ago

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that is a good advice!

[–]sunthorn 0 points1 point ago

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Always fap it off before making important decisions.

[–]Mad_Murdock_0311 0 points1 point ago

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That is a very good advice.

[–]hillman8878 -1 points0 points ago

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Asking strangers on the internet has NEVER been a bad idea.