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Jesus promised the end of all wicked people... (imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by pedrote
[–]GeneralStatementguy 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
Holy fuck this has been posted 9 times this month chill the fuck out with it.
[–]caput_mortuum 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
probably 9 times today
[–]FaithNoMoar 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Holy fuck welcome to reddit.
[–]b9red -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
its still really funny.
[–]GeneralStatementguy 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
not after the 9th time!
[–]b9red 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
That is a pretty general statement and doesn't really apply to everyone. Like myself!
[–]banjist 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I'm never a fan of complaining about reposts, but this one definitely has gotten a little excessive lately. And by a little I mean a lot.
[–]TyIzaeL 39 points40 points41 points 8 months ago
Fixed (Now with more Odin!)
[–]MrMastodon 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
Odin doesn't see them around either but Odins depth perception is shit.
[–]DeadSeaGulls -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I'll give you one warning.
http://i.imgur.com/pg6mp.jpg
[–]MrMastodon 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Im forced by my personal beliefs to agree with any bearded man. Luckily, im beared so I can agree with me. But I also agree with him.
[–]altdetgoe 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
do you have bears on your head?
[–]MrMastodon 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Yes. I never misspell. I am beared.
[–]DeadSeaGulls 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
one upbeard for you
[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Beard on brother.
[–]BombDude24 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
C'mon man, you normal-visioned people need to stop pulling the "Your depth perception sucks" card.
[–]HeadbandOG 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
"More odin" was an easy feat considering the original is clearly a picture of Thor lol. anyway props for fixing it.
[–]Jaboomaphoo 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
This might be the most re-posted thing on reddit and not once has it ever been corrected
[–]pedrote[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points 8 months ago
I have seen a lots of reposts on Reddit, but never this one. I'm sorry about the Thor and Odin mistake though, I didn't notice. And I'm norwegian. Maybe this is more likt it.
[–]Jaboomaphoo 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
That is much better
[–]Akidok 24 points25 points26 points 8 months ago
Thats Thor in the picture above. But point taken.
[–]thorthemighty 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Yup, pretty much.
[–]deusnefum 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
Dear pedrote (OP),
See: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/faq#OverdoneSubmissions
Pictures that tend to show up quite a bit
This is most of them. While it can be annoying to see someone garner easy karma for last week's submissions, keep in mind that this is a growing subreddit. Many people may not have seen the pictures before, and some people don't mind seeing the picture more than once.
Thanks. FYI, I actually did try to do some research on r/atheism before I posted this.
[–]deusnefum 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Note that the message isn't necessarily saying it's a bad thing. There's lots of new people here everyday.
[–]Ragnalypse 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
When did Odin promise this? why is this a picture of Thor?
[–]skuk 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Not sure Jesus promised the end of wicked people either.
[–]Nordcore 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Well, Ragnarok would be the end of the ice giants as well as the gods themselves.
As for Thor, whats up with the winged helmet? and Mjollnir has a too-short shaft, nothing like the picture
[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
I never got why he didn't just have the shaft made a little longer. Moreover, of all the things you could get wrong due to shapeshifting bug harassment, how would it be the length of the shaft? I'm starting to think our gods might be myths.
[–]Nordcore 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I guess he grew fond of it - or didn't wish to mess with dwarves. They might demand payment
And myths they may be, but they're cool myths :)
[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Yeah, I guess when you get handed the most badass hammer of all time for free, you don't ask for a handle adjustment. Maybe a second weapon designed for snake killing though...
snake killing?
I dunno what the comics are teaching people, but by the epic poems Thor is destined to die fighting the world snake, Jormungandr, killing it with him.
Perhaps if he could fight it without having to hit it in the face, he wouldn't die of poison?
[–]Nordcore 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago*
Argh, completely forgot about Jormungandr.
I have no idea about the DC Comics, but Peter Madsens Valhalla comics are pretty faithful adaptations in my opinion
Edit: wikipedia link
[–]nermid 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I'm not going to lie, this is the most discussion I've seen about the length of a shaft that's not a video description on BangBros.
[–]ToasterHuman -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
The reason why he did'nt make the shaft longer, is because he throws Mjollnir, and that would be harder with a normal hammer :)
[–]Braskebom 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
No. It's short because Loki turned himself into a fly and disrupted the dwarves Sindri/Sindre and Brok when they were forging it, almost ruining the forging.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mjollnir#Prose_Edda
Also, this makes perfect sense, therefore ,Thor is real.
[–]ToasterHuman 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
It appears you are right. Good job :)
[–]Th4t9uy 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I'm fairly sure, Thor is also depicted as having red hair.
[–]brambi 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Probably in Age Of Mythology, that's where the pic came from anyway.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
St Patrick cleared all the snakes out of Ireland...
St George killed all the dragons in England...
[–]Th4t9uy 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
No dragons in England? You haven't met my mother-in-law.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
and they said Manning was dead!
[–]Shampyon 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
There's no evidence that Ireland ever had snakes before 1960. They only have one native reptile.
According to the 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia, St George wasn't associated with a dragon until at least 700 years after his death.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
yeah, i know. it was a response to the image, not meant seriously.
[–]MrMastodon 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
It was a cover-up by the dragons.
[–]Heavy_Rain 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Plus, Odin is way more badass than this Jesus guy.
[–]gmnitsua 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Jesus got nailed to a cross. Thor had a hammer.
[–]Abedeus -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 months ago
Odin has a hammer and controls the weather and thunders.
Jesus walks on water and brews wine.
I think the hammer sealed the deal...
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[–]MrMastodon 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Odin also has a six legged horse and a spear that never missed. Jesus has 12 guys who followed him around...
How about you try not being a dick and just correcting someone when theyre wrong. I couldnt remember whether Sleipner had 6 or 8 legs so I took a stab at it.
[–]pedrote[S] -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Indeed. Maybe it was Thor who promised that? Shit, I don't know anymore.
[–]horse_you_rode_in_on[] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
FTFY
[–]Nadrik 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Odin carried a spear, Gungnir.
[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Oh wow. I can't believe I fucked up that badly in my favorite mythology...
Well, I guess ragnarok is coming. Tis a shame.
..ON THE OTHER HAND ODIN HAD ONLY 1 EYE ;c
[–]gmnitsua 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Odin's weapon was Gungnir. A spear. Thor is the Gaulish god of thunder.
Jesus didn't brew wine. Wine is not brewed period.
EDIT: Sorry, didn't see the other guy mention the spear.
[–]bronameth 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
This has been reposted so many times and still has not been fixed.
[–]NotFreeAdvice 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
to be fair, the picture does not claim that it is a picture of Odin. Who knows, perhaps Odin just delegated the killing off of ice giants to Thor. And then Good Guy Odin decided to put Thor's picture on this poster, so that he could get the credit he deserved.
Geeze, talk about jumping to conclusions! Give Thor some credit, man!
:)
[–]GetStapled 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Age of Mythology FTW!!! I feel so nerdy for recognizing that but that game was my childhood.
[–]nutano 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I have this printed and posted at my desk... it gets way more praise and laughs than any complaints.
[–]madgeniusdamian 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I posted this on facebook. As one here in r/atheism may guess, it led to a shitstorm between a Christian friend and an atheist friend, the former arguing about fucking polar bears. I had to argue both sides to get em to shut the hell up
[–]letstouchabear 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
[–]omaximov 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Too bad that's thor.
[–]PaulEyl 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I've never seen an ice giant. Thor, or Odin, I Can't remember anymore... they came through with their promise.
[–]n4rwhals 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Jesus also promised to bring dip to the last supper.
[–]KShults 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
This is just a recaptioned thor picture :/ you didn't even really change many of the words. Just thor to odin. What gives?
[–]thorthemighty 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Flattered.
[–]GALACTUSEATEROFWORLD 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Whatever God that keeps this image from being reposted shall be the one I worship.
[–]HELL666 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
repost.
[–]stortz 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I think the ice giants are a metaphor for the winter.
[–]ELDRITCH_HORROR 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Re-posting circle-jerkin' faith-bashin' dead-horse-beatin' awful post.
A lot of things that are terrible about Reddit are present in this post.
[–]grunty444 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
If I had a nickel...
[–]Djdcow1 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
This is Thor...
[–]undoingbox322 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
coughkarmawhorecough
[–]Dragonfire321123 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I don't see Odin either, that's Thor.
[–]seywut 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
I will log in just to downvote this. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You are what is wrong with reddit, fuck you.
[–]Huntah17 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
only thing is... thats not odin
[–]Longfeller 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
Not this fucking picture again...
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
One of the best things I've ever seen.
[–]GreatGreen286 -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
U do realize thats Thor right?
[–]Anecdotal_Moron -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
Named my son Odin.
I'm scared of Ice Giants :(
[–]bunnyinspace -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
RePOOOOOOOST.
[–]skeletonhat -10 points-9 points-8 points 8 months ago
Thor is also a god, you know. For people claiming to be Atheists you're quick to shun one religion and praise another.
[–]Belruel 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
That's the joke.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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