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[–]mathematikoi 15 points16 points ago

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I've got a 4-alarm hangover. It's either from all that whiskey, or your laser beam. Or both.

[–]Uriah_Heep 2 points3 points ago

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But I'm ready to make history!

[–]fizzlefabble 46 points47 points ago

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[–]rabbit221 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]GophaKyorselv 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rabbit221 0 points1 point ago

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Many thanks! I see it all the time on here.

[–]TwoManShoe 23 points24 points ago

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Upvoted because I finished watching First Contact about 10 minutes ago.

[–]lolrsk8s 1 point2 points ago

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yesterday for me. weird

[–]grimnebulin 3 points4 points ago

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There's your Baader-Meinhoff

[–]OmegaVesko 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, I remember reading something about that this morn-

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

[–]jbtoronto 2 points3 points ago

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Funny, I only just learned about the Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon yesterday and now everybody seems to be talking about it.

[–]SwirlPiece_McCoy 0 points1 point ago

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I ordered it on Blu-Ray last night

[–]inkdoll 11 points12 points ago

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That'll do, pig.

[–]Zoeloebean 9 points10 points ago

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Zefram Cochrane ftw

[–]AlpineAvalanche 2 points3 points ago

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or essay...

[–]faulks 1 point2 points ago

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Feels good, man.

[–]Eat_My_Shorts 1 point2 points ago

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What movie is this from?

[–]namith 5 points6 points ago

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Star Trek First Contact.

[–]sracer4095 11 points12 points ago

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Best Trek movie until the reboot.

[–]rspeed 13 points14 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

What the fuck did you just say?

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

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You know... He makes a Legit argument.

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

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This had better be good.

Edit: OH SHIT THIS GUY

[–]LuckyAmeliza 0 points1 point ago

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The same guy who did that looong and awesome reveiw of Star Wars Ep.I

[–]rspeed 1 point2 points ago

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WOULD YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH A REVIEW OF STAR TREK

[–]rspeed 1 point2 points ago

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K. Done. That was enjoyable. Thank you.

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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KKKKHHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNN

[–]bombtea 4 points5 points ago

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Best Next Gen Trek movie until the reboot.

FTFY

[–]Uriah_Heep 1 point2 points ago

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That couldn't not be what he meant.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had this reaction today. It was too good to be true, my mark was correct but the total for the test was lower than it should've been.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that was me today too.

[–]jcpenguin 0 points1 point ago

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That's more like my reaction when I discover the mean grade is unexpectedly low.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Meoow 0 points1 point ago

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Happened yesterday! Yay for me!

[–]StickyToffee 0 points1 point ago

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This is my constant reaction to every test/coursework result at uni so far

[–]Zodikosis 0 points1 point ago

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First Contact ♥

[–]indecisiverobot 0 points1 point ago

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I took a test in theoretical and computational aerodynamics, thought I had failed and bitched to my best friend who also felt hurf. Later found out I got top score. I lul'd and he raged

[–]JoelDaMan 0 points1 point ago

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"I forgot something, we can't launch without it!"

"Geordi we have to abort!"

"Wait! I found it!"

inserts disc

Steppenwolf starts playing

[–]Flash_Fox 0 points1 point ago

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Hah funny I was just watching this last night with my husband.

[–]farmer-mcshootypants -1 points0 points ago

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or epic boobs

[–]EelEelEel -2 points-1 points ago

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You just reminded me to check my exam score! Drummmmmmm rollllllllllllll.... 76! Meh... Whatevs.

[–]MorrisM -4 points-3 points ago

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good! but this would get downvoted a lot in r/atheism

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

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As would any blatantly off-topic post.