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[–]tarblog 4 points5 points ago

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[–]humbile 1 point2 points ago

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Arrested Development reference barely related to the post? Check.

[–]E3_Lunatic -1 points0 points ago

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BEAT ME TO IT AHHHH

[–]ageowns 6 points7 points ago

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Nannerpuss?

Guess what, I love pancakes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit. Your ninja reflexes beat me to it!

[–]DatSass 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kristur 4 points5 points ago

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I find this repost... appalling.

[–]Jollyman21 3 points4 points ago

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Im laughing so hard my sides are splitting...

[–]killtheweak 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm yes, shallow and pedantic.

[–]othersomethings 2 points3 points ago

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Today, I was slicing potatoes with one of these and my husband said it looked like every time I stuck a potato into the holder thing I was putting him in a little top hat.

Then we joked for a minute about classy gentlemanly potatoes.

[–]Brocen 2 points3 points ago

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oh ho ho Good sir! You are the Top Banana!

[–]virulentRant 0 points1 point ago

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I always wondered what the bottom banana looks like.

How did he get there?

Banana Prison?

[–]juvefury 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bartlesnjames 1 point2 points ago

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seriously if this becomes a meme im going to be so pissed off.

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

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Giggled like a school girl. I'm so ashamed right now.

[–]sdk16420 0 points1 point ago

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r/downtimebananas

[–]alsothewalrus 0 points1 point ago

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OCCUPY FRUIT

[–]cuppincayk 0 points1 point ago

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I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this

[–]Kill-those-higs 0 points1 point ago

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Mash the 1%!

[–]agreeswithfishpal 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he's got a bunch of these.

[–]A_Slow_Descent 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Technoslave 0 points1 point ago

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Knock-Knock

[–]xNumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Who's there?

[–]Technoslave 1 point2 points ago

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Orange.

[–]xNumbers 0 points1 point ago

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Come on in!

[–]Jemiller 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Chaoshade 0 points1 point ago

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I find this repost.

Annoying.

[–]hatman1995 0 points1 point ago

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quiet humorous my fine gent.

[–]tarblog 0 points1 point ago

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Upper Class Banana - the name for an upvote in an obscure subreddit.

[–]kenpoben 0 points1 point ago

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there's more win here than other places. end of story

[–]gloomdoom -3 points-2 points ago

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WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER! you are the 100th person to post this on reddit! You Win! Absolutely nothing but still...look at all your intangible validity from karma! Celebrate! WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER!

[–]FifaKang12 -2 points-1 points ago

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Belongs in the gold lounge. ಠ_ಠ