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[–]Anacanthros 8 points9 points ago

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It's just a dick. You've seen one before.

[–]zamboney 3 points4 points ago

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you cannot unsee that.

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure he made it.

[–]murderland 1 point2 points ago

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shooped?!

[–]Ghede 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. You must be extremely straight to be that terrified of dicks. The first documented negative on the Kinsey scale!

[–]Rapidity 1 point2 points ago

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You know seeing a dick wont make you gay right?

[–]meatr0o 0 points1 point ago

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looks fake to me, he slides down at the end and it gets all fake around his foot

[–]suxdix 0 points1 point ago

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I usually feel jealousy.

[–]JJCrossbow 0 points1 point ago

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Seriosly, as a mod of /r/gonewild, I spend 2 hours everyday in the new queue. Get over it. Its just a dick. ಠ_ಠ

[–]christopher1111 -2 points-1 points ago

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I literally pissed my pants.

[–]mackshwell -2 points-1 points ago

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More appropriate reaction. http://i.imgur.com/xASMR.jpg

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 1 point2 points ago

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You could at least say NSFW. People could get into serious shit if they got caught looking at this at work.